September 13, 2002
EU debates measure to restore order in Florida

Patrick points me to this hilarious piece by Max Sawicky:


EU DEBATES MEASURES TO RESTORE ORDER AND DEMOCRACY IN FLORIDA. [From Le Monde et La Merde, September 12, 2002]

BRUXELLE -- The storied war cabinet of the European Union continued to meet today, deep in deliberations on restoring order to the rapidly deteriorating situation in Florida, U.S.A. Sources said debate bogged down initially over disagreements over whether order had actually prevailed in the first place.

EU Minister of Information & Household Appliances Bo Husqvarnaquistholm from Sweden reported to the group on the present situation: "We have an across the board breakdown of the state's social and public services. The Child Welfare Department has been taken over by people who believe in flogging disobedient minors. Law enforcement agencies let perpetrators of drug offenses walk away from arrest. They prefer to focus on conducting surveillance on houses of prostitution. Election officials are ignorant of election laws. Election workers are ignorant of how to administer elections. Governor Jeb Bush is ignorant of the fact that elections are a state government responsibility. Dogs and cats have begun to try to eat each other, while alligators are eating them both. Janet Reno evades apprehension and is liable to eat anything."


Go read. All I can add is that they should consider asking Captain Euro to help out. Surely he'd know what to do!

UPDATE: And sure enough, Captain Euro is on the scene. I feel better already.

Posted by Charles Kuffner on September 13, 2002 to Websurfing
Comments

Okay, it's your fault.

http://warliberal.com/2002_09_08_archives.html#81570025

Posted by: Mac Thomason on September 13, 2002 4:28 PM