I admit, I was almost fooled by this. I mean, it's not like The Onion hasn't been a bit too realistic some days, right? Read and laugh. Via Pandagon.
Posted by Charles Kuffner on November 16, 2004 to General snarkiness | TrackBackBAD JOKE WARNING!
The following is an absolutely bad joke. Please do not complain to the management if you find yourself groaning at the quality of the following joke.
The moral of this story is "Don't beleive everything you read in the newspaper".