Remember that "On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog" cartoon? I think we've found its spiritual heir for the current era. Thanks much to Matt for pointing this out to me.

Surely you've always wanted to know about the inner workings of the famous Sausage Races that the Milwaukee Brewers have every game, right? Of course you have. Well, here you go.

He-Man sings 4 Non Blondes. Need I say more? Via Pete.