August 15, 2002
It's official: Ann Coulter can't count!

Well, as expected I had no trouble finding more than eight people in Ann Coulter's America who oppose the current plan to invade Iraq. I've since discovered that others such as Michelle at A Small Victory have successfully performed the same challenge to Ann's math skills. Behold the power of the blogosphere!

Here's a hint for the future, Ann: If you take off your shirt and your shoes, you can count all the way up to 22. (This is an advantage that women have over men, by the way - we can only count up to 21 by similar means.) I'm sure you'd blame the public school system for this obvious failure of your education, except that you went to private school. Oops.

On a more serious note, be sure to check out Ginger and Jim for some clear thinking on this subject.

Posted by Charles Kuffner on August 15, 2002 to Other punditry

Actually, I am pretty sure that by the same means men can count to 23, unless they are nipple-free.

Posted by: Paul Orwin on August 15, 2002 11:44 AM

Umm twenty-five. There are usually 3 dangly bits on the lower part.

Posted by: Kathy K on August 15, 2002 2:22 PM

Man, you people really know how to ruin a good joke. :-)

Posted by: Charles Kuffner on August 15, 2002 3:27 PM