August 15, 2002
WTC Memorial

The best suggestion I've heard for a WTC Memorial in New York comes courtesy of my friend Ben on the Roundtable list:

Replacement towers of some sort. The only thing I specifically want is the following component:

1. Excavate.
2. Catch OBL.
3. Chain him in the hole.
4. Start pouring.

The only thing I would add to that is to have someone standing by reading from Poe's The Cask of Amontillado while the cement is pouring.

Posted by Charles Kuffner on August 15, 2002 to National news

Didn't I read something about a plan to make a memorial tower with some kind of sonic protection system that could blast planes or missiles out of the sky with sound?

I take it they'd play Phil Collins records at top volume.

Posted by: arseblogger on August 15, 2002 6:02 PM