I am the sole Google search result for Ogallala Aquifer capacity nude. I don't even know how to make a joke about that.

Another person found me by searching for a picture of flouridated water. Be careful - you may find a picture of ordinary unflouridated water and be tempted to believe it's the real thing. At least they weren't searching for nude picture of flouridated water which I must say yields a disturbing number of results.