September 05, 2002
K-Mart Kiddie Roundup: The Press breaks its silence

The Houston Press has finally written about the K-Mart Kiddie Roundup, and I have to say it was worth the wait. They're particularly scathing to Chief Bradford and Captain Aguirre, but pretty much everyone in this sorry episode who deserves to get singed does so. Four stars. Chuck-Bob says check it out.

Kevin is particularly amused by what ERACER stands for. "Environmental Ravagement"? Man. That's something out of the old "Batman" TV show. If you could just figure out a way to tack on "Rapacious Rapscallions" or "Holy turbocharged tumult!" you could start working on cloning Cesar Romero and Burgess Meredith for the inevitable made-for-TV movie.

Posted by Charles Kuffner on September 05, 2002 to K-Mart Kiddie Roundup