The Chron intones solemnly about Police Chief C.O. Bradford's indictment for lying during a disciplinary hearing.

I have to say that the whole thing leaves me slack-jawed. How dumb do you have to be to lie about something on the record when there are witnesses who can contradict you? Unbelievable. I keep wondering how this whole K-Mart Kiddie Roundup thing could get any weirder, and I keep finding out.

On a side note, Alex Whitlock compares Chief Bradford to Bill Clinton. All I can say is that regardless of how this turns out, I sure as hell hope it doesn't take $70 million to reach the conclusion.