May 13, 2002
Mandatory Humor Dept.

Singer and Psychic Friends Network spokeswoman Dionne Warwick was arrested at Miami International Airport when baggage screeners found 11 suspected marijuana cigarettes in her lipstick case.

Do I really have to finish the joke here, people?

(Naturally, Larry beat me to it on this all-important story. That's what I get for taking Sunday off.)

Posted by Charles Kuffner on May 13, 2002 to General snarkiness