September 23, 2002
My first move will be to have Bud Selig arrested

If Larry Simon wins that FX American Candidate show, he's going to have an all blogger cabinet. I'm in line for Secretary of Commerce. Surely I can do a better job than that girly-boy Don Evans.

(Note: The fact that I knew Don Evans was Commerce Secretary without having to resort to Google should be sufficient qualifications, don't you think?)

Meantime, take a look at Larry's platform. He's sure to piss you off eventually.

Posted by Charles Kuffner on September 23, 2002 to Websurfing

I have not yet begun to offend! I haven't even hit women's rights, abortion, slavery reparations...

Posted by: Laurence Simon on September 23, 2002 12:02 PM