After reading my post below, Duncan Fitzgerald emailed me to point me to this ad by The National Review for "the National Review Post-Election Mexican Cruise", where you can rub elbows and consume fruity rum drinks with the likes of Kenneth Starr, Bill Buckley, Dan Quayle and Kate O'Beirne. I'm trying real hard not to make a cheap joke about Ann Coulter and Wicked Weasel bikinis, but I don't think I'm going to be able to stop myself.