October 22, 2002
North Korea confesses additional misdeeds

The Noose has the scoop:

PYONGYANG -- Following on the heels of last month's admission that his country had kidnapped Japanese nationals, and last week's extraordinary revelation that North Korea possessed a secret nuclear weapons program, leader Kim Jong Il disclosed on Monday that his nation was guilty of additional malfeasance.

"We sank the Lusitania," Mr. Kim admitted. "Also, we shot down Buddy Holly and the Big Bopper. We killed J.R. We stole Fizzy Lifting Drink."

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Posted by Charles Kuffner on October 22, 2002 to Websurfing

Did they frame Roger Rabbit?

Posted by: Jeff Cooper on October 22, 2002 5:12 PM