Normally, the best reason to read Ann Hodges, the Chronicle's bluenosed critic - she makes the Church Lady seem hip - is to take whatever it is she's haughtily condemning and set the VCR accordingly. However, for once I've got to agree with her. I can't think of any good reason to watch Monica in Black and White on HBO's America Undercover. It doesn't even hold ten-car-pileup fascination for me. Sorry, babe. Your fifteen minutes expired back in 1998. Go get a job and leave us nice folks alone.