I have a lot of respect for people who can actually read something written by Michelle Malkin. Greg Beato has done so here, and the results are quite amusing. Check it out. Via Matt Welch.

I should note that my third blog entry ever, back before I figured out that you should have one post per topic, was in part about Michelle Malkin. I stated my theory that she's actually the love child of Pat Buchanan and Ezola Foster. Now that I'm acquainted with the wisdom of Andrew Northrup, perhaps a better characterization is that she's the poor man's Ann Coulter. I suppose either one works.

(Secret message for Ginger: You should also read what Greg has to say about Pitchfork Media's Top 100 albums of the 80s.)