There's a woman right here in the Houston area who claims to be a "pet psychic". You can see her do her thing tonight on Animal Planet. Now, I don't know about you, but I don't need to pay some poofter $300 an hour to tell me what my dog is thinking. I know exactly what he's thinking at all times: "Feed me! Pet me! Worship me! Take me for walkies! Let me on the couch! Did I mention feed me?"

I saw an ad for this bizarre show last night while watching Blue Planet: Seas of Life, all four hours of which will be rerun on Friday night. Make time to watch it, it's excellent and fascinating. And let your pets sit on the couch with you while you watch. I have a feeling they'd like that.