Redskins owner Dan Snyder has fired coach Marty Schottenheimer one year into his 4-year $10M contract. Looks like Steve Spurrier will step in, for five years an $25M.

Considering that Snyder and Spurrier are two of the most egotistical jerks in all of sports, this has serious amusement potential. It's possible that one or both of them will some day spontaneously combust after being sufficiently annoyed by the other. What red-blooded American doesn't look forward to that?