March 15, 2003
One-liner of the day
The best one-liner I've heard today goes to Joni Electric:
The price of gas in Texas has gone so high that women who want to run
over their husbands have started carpooling.
She'll be here all week, folks. Be sure to tip your waitrons generously.
Posted by Charles Kuffner on March 15, 2003 to Other punditry
Excellent! Laughing so hard that milk is coming out of my nose!
Now when did I drink milk last?
heh....I know the feeling all too well.