May 13, 2003
Editorial roundup

You've probably heard by now that some of the missing Democratic State House members have turned up in Ardmore, Oklahoma, where they partied down on Denny's pot roast and continued to thumb their noses at Speaker Craddick and Governor Perry. Here's a roundup of what the major Texas newspapers have had to say about this.

The Houston Chronicle understands where the missing Dems are coming from. They compare redistricting rush to school finance reform reluctance and throw Speaker Tom Craddick's words right back at him:


Craddick himself spoke a rationale recently in explaining why he counseled delay in dealing with another controversial issue -- school finance -- rather than set to work immediately on a Senate plan for reform.

"We're not going to do anything with a gun to our heads," said Craddick, "especially on something so crucial to the future of Texas."

The issue differs, but the same logic applies. Surrendering the Texas House to an external political agenda set the stage for this showdown.


The Austin-American Statesman blames lack of leadership and finds a lot of it to spread around:

It's sad that it came to this, but the speaker has been tested and found wanting on a number of issues. The one that sent the quorum-busters toward the exits was the grossly partisan congressional redistricting bill and how Craddick let it advance in the hasty, backroom way that it did.

[...]

Craddick's disappointing performance might not matter so much if there were strong leadership out of the governor's office. But Gov. Rick Perry does not lead, he waits -- on events, on bills, on hope that, somehow, the problems will go away or the money will show up. That's why Dewhurst's emergence as a real state leader in the Senate has won so much notice.


The Dallas Morning News also blames Craddick:

House Speaker Tom Craddick can halt the work stoppage in Austin. All he has to do is play by the rules on redistricting.

[...]

Mr. Craddick should resist pressure from Congress to contaminate a generations-old census-based exercise by converting it into an ill-considered purely partisan power grab. He should commit to leave Texas' political boundaries alone, and protesting Democrats should promptly return to the hive.


The San Antonio Express News blames Tom Craddick. Call me crazy, but I think I see a theme developing here.

Under the leadership of soft-spoken but rigidly partisan Speaker Tom Craddick, R-Midland, the House has pushed through a variety of measures that have more to do with the enthusiasms of ideologues than with the good of the state.

A totally inadequate state budget is the most egregious sin. Coming in a close second is a blatantly partisan congressional redistricting scheme.


The Waco Tribune not only blames Tom Craddick, they note that Craddick himself once participated in a quorum-busting walkout:

Craddick has no one to blame but himself. He helped write history when he was one of 30 members of the Texas House who disappeared during the 1971 legislative session.

Craddick and his "Dirty Thirty" colleagues were protesting the heavy-handed actions of then House Speaker Gus Mutscher and his cronies who were involved in the Sharpstown bribery-conspiracy scandal.

Mutscher, who called the "Dirty Thirty" irresponsible, eventually was ousted from power and found guilty of accepting a bribe.

At his Jan. 14 swearing-in ceremony as speaker, Craddick went out of his way to promise that the historic bipartisan tradition in the House would continue "all the way through the session."

Craddick not only failed to remember history, his brazen attempt to punish Democrats by forcing through a new congressional redistricting map also failed to keep his promise to uphold the House's bipartisan tradition.


It's not all favorable to the Democrats. The El Paso Times has harsh words for them:

The Democratic move is a classic sour-grapes reaction against the House's Republican leadership. It was a venting of frustration that was ill-advised, counter-productive and will end up hurting the constituents who put them in office -- though constituent interests obviously weren't uppermost in these Democrats' minds Monday.

Finally, the Fort Worth Star-Telegram blames both sides, and has a Top Ten Democrats' Hiding Places list:

10. A best practices class at the LBJ School of Government

9. Looking for a Tom DeLay voodoo doll.

8. Doing "legislative research" on casino gambling in Bossier City.

7. House shopping in the Houston neighborhood slated to get a Democratic-safe congressional district.

6. Scouting for Trans Texas Corridor locations.

5. Auditioning for next Survivor installment -- in Midland.

4. Lobbying Tom Daschle for federal "No Democrat Left Behind" legislation.

3. Seeking enemy combatant status with the Justice Department.

2. In Austin's bat caves where, like the Lege, it is often hot, noisy and full of manure.

1. Colonial Country Club's 19th hole, considering that Fort Worth is House Speaker Tom Craddick's kryptonite.


They'll be here all night, folks. Tip your waiters and waitresses generously.

UPDATE: Aziz compares this to the Kobayashi Maru from Star Trek. Excellent!

Posted by Charles Kuffner on May 13, 2003 to Killer D's | TrackBack
Comments

Er. Bat caves?

Posted by: Karin on May 13, 2003 8:15 AM

Bat Caves. Under Stately Wayne Manor. Of course, Bat Girl won't be n the Bat Caves, because her secret identity is Barbara Jordan, daughter of Commissioner Jordan. Seeing her riding her motorcycle in her fake red wig while she's fighting crime is a sight to make anyone proud to be a Texan. God Bless Shiner Beer.

Posted by: Michael on May 13, 2003 9:22 AM

Re: Bat Caves:
Check out the August 1995 National Geographic. Or Bat Conservation International.

Posted by: Dave on May 13, 2003 9:39 AM

Interesting. http://www.batcon.org/discover/txguide.html has the correct information bats in Travis County. The big urban colony (1.5 million Mexican free-tailed bats) lives under the Congress Avenue Bridge (just south of the Capitol on Congress Ave.).

If I were looking for famous caves in the Austin area, I'd look along Bee Caves Road, which seems to have a greater population than Bee Caves, Texas.

Posted by: Michael on May 13, 2003 9:52 AM

I love it. A round-up of the state's newspapers' reaction to a House walkout and a passing comment bats draws the most interest. Priceless.

But as long as we're on the subject, anyone know of a way to encourage bats to take up residence near your residence? We had them near our house in Virginia and I'll love to figure out a way to have them chow down on the numerous West-Nile carrying mosquitos near my house in Houston.

Posted by: Patrick on May 13, 2003 10:09 AM

You might drop a note to the Lady Bird Johnson Wildflower Center, Patrick. I'm sure they'd have some suggestions.

My coworker tells me of a little herb shop near her house on North Main that sells pitcher plants and Venus Flytraps. Maybe that would help, too.

Hey, Erica, any thoughts?

Posted by: Charles Kuffner on May 13, 2003 10:18 AM

Fantastic post, Chuck! I especially enjoyed the top 10 list.

Posted by: B. K. Oxley (binkley) on May 13, 2003 10:25 AM

The men who stayed behind to defend the Alamo against impossible odds were indeed brave, but the ones who stayed away and stayed alive to fight at San Jacinto actually won our independence.

Posted by: A Texan in Maryland on May 13, 2003 11:16 AM

The same thing happened in Indiana in 1995. The Speaker of the House of Bubbas* after the big GOP sweep of 1994 decided that the top item for the agenda was to redistrict the 100-seat House to 99 seats. Ostensibly, this was to prevent a tie vote along party lines from happening. Naturally, it would be some hapless Southern Indiana Dem that would lose the seat. The Dems walked out, the GOP cried that the Dems should just sit there and take it, and blah blah blah. They worked out a compromise where the party that held the governor's seat would be the tie breaker in who controlled the House.

Irony alert: In the very next election, the seats were split 50-50. And Frank O'Bannon (D-tobacco road) won the governorship.

Moral of the story: Texas Dems are doing exactly what they're supposed to be doing. And the Texas GOP behavior is sadly predictable.

*Coined by late Indianapolis columnist Harrison Ullmann

Posted by: Dr. Squid on May 13, 2003 11:26 AM

The same thing happened in Indiana in 1995. The Speaker of the House of Bubbas* after the big GOP sweep of 1994 decided that the top item for the agenda was to redistrict the 100-seat House to 99 seats. Ostensibly, this was to prevent a tie vote along party lines from happening. Naturally, it would be some hapless Southern Indiana Dem that would lose the seat. The Dems walked out, the GOP cried that the Dems should just sit there and take it, and blah blah blah. They worked out a compromise where the party that held the governor's seat would be the tie breaker in who controlled the House.

Irony alert: In the very next election, the seats were split 50-50. And Frank O'Bannon (D-tobacco road) won the governorship.

Moral of the story: Texas Dems are doing exactly what they're supposed to be doing. And the Texas GOP behavior is sadly predictable.

*Coined by late Indianapolis columnist Harrison Ullmann

Posted by: Dr. Squid on May 13, 2003 11:27 AM

Sorry about that. Dang thing told me it got lost.

Posted by: Dr. Squid on May 13, 2003 11:28 AM

There's a poll about this on the website of a San Antonio TV station:

http://www.kens-tv.com/

Go vote!

Posted by: Charles on May 13, 2003 11:29 AM

There's a poll about this on the website of a San Antonio TV station:

http://www.kens-tv.com/

Go vote!

Posted by: Charles on May 13, 2003 11:30 AM

Moments like these make me eerily proud to be a Texan...

Posted by: Displaced Texan on May 13, 2003 12:41 PM

I THINK WE SHOULD ALL SEND OUR SUPPORT TO THESE BRAVE DEMOCRATS. I am sending FTD and a card to:

"All The Brave Democrats From The Texas Legislature"
c/o The Holiday Inn
2705 W Broadway St, Ardmore OK, 73401
(580) 223-7130

Posted by: EDWARDS IN 04 on May 13, 2003 7:43 PM

One way to attract bats is to buy or build a house for them. Do a Google search for 'bat house' and you'll get back a pile of links.

Posted by: Geoduck on May 13, 2003 7:48 PM

Thanks for the leads, Charles and Geoduck!

Posted by: Patrick on May 14, 2003 9:01 AM