The Gunther Concept, who avoids the Blogger permalink problem by not having permalinks enabled at all, has what I think is the proper response to the news that a made for TV movie about 9/11 is going to show Dubya as an articulate action hero. He suggests a cast list which I think is pure genious:
G.W. Bush - Ray Romano
Laura Bush - Rosie O’Donnell
Dick Cheney - William Shatner
Donald Rumsfeld - Rip Torn
Condaleeza Rice - Rosie Perez
Colin Powell - Richard Roundtree
Tom Daschle - Alan Alda
Dennis Hassert - doesn't matter; no one knows what he looks like anyway
Tom DeLay - Kevin Sorbo
Osama Bin Laden - Nicholas Cage
Ari Fleischer - Verne Troyer
I would have Ed McMahon play Dick Cheney, Maya Rudolph as Condaleeza Rice, Will Ferrell as Tom Daschle, and Jerry Mathers as the Beaver.
Posted by: William Hughes on May 31, 2003 2:39 PM