May 31, 2003
And starring as...

The Gunther Concept, who avoids the Blogger permalink problem by not having permalinks enabled at all, has what I think is the proper response to the news that a made for TV movie about 9/11 is going to show Dubya as an articulate action hero. He suggests a cast list which I think is pure genious:

G.W. Bush - Ray Romano
Laura Bush - Rosie O’Donnell
Dick Cheney - William Shatner
Donald Rumsfeld - Rip Torn
Condaleeza Rice - Rosie Perez
Colin Powell - Richard Roundtree
Tom Daschle - Alan Alda
Dennis Hassert - doesn't matter; no one knows what he looks like anyway
Tom DeLay - Kevin Sorbo
Osama Bin Laden - Nicholas Cage
Ari Fleischer - Verne Troyer

Scroll down to the May 28 entry, entitled "Better Than 'Showgirls'?" and leave a comment if you have any suggested additions. I'm thinking Will Ferrell as Karen Hughes and Colin Mochrie as Karl Rove.

Posted by Charles Kuffner on May 31, 2003 to General snarkiness | TrackBack

I would have Ed McMahon play Dick Cheney, Maya Rudolph as Condaleeza Rice, Will Ferrell as Tom Daschle, and Jerry Mathers as the Beaver.

Posted by: William Hughes on May 31, 2003 2:39 PM