So I get a phone call from Tiffany...

T: A vendor wants to take a bunch of us to their luxury box at Minute Maid Park for an Astros game next week. Do you want to go?

C: You're asking me if I'd like to see a baseball game on someone else's dime, with free food and beer as part of the package? Am I missing something?

T: Well, the vendor's a Microsoft partner. They'll probably be trying to sell something.

C: Please. I work in IT. I lost the receipt for my soul years ago.

T: OK, OK, we'll go.

It's the little things in life, you know?