Welcome to Fair And Balanced Friday, and what could be more fair and balanced than to start it off with Neal Pollack's Fair And Balanced Blackout Story? So join in with Vice President Dick "Fair" Cheney, former radio "personality" Michael "Balanced" Weiner and a really long list of fair and balanced bloggers to celebrate in a fair and balanced way. Yes, you're going to be reading the words "fair and balanced" today until you react like post-treatment Alex the Droog to Beethoven's Ninth. That's only fair, isn't it? Balanced, too.