September 10, 2003
Going back to Dallas, Texas...the hard way
Okay, I can understand the whole wanting-to-get-back-to-Texas thing, though I think being shipped in a box to get here is a tad, um, extreme. But Dallas? That's just weird.
Anyway. I believe I speak for all right-thinking Americans when I say that it is a matter of urgent national importance that the Austin Lounge Lizards write a song about this as soon as possible.
Posted by Charles Kuffner on September 10, 2003 to The great state of Texas
What I found interesting was that the contents were listed as a 350 pound computer and monitor.
I don't think this guy wanted to fly coach due to the outstanding warrants he got arrested on when he got home.
Now, if the Austin Lounge Lizards don't write a song about this, how about Kinky Friedman?
Only in America!
How did this slip past our new! shiny! airport security?
A-men about the Austin Lounge Lizards. A state treasure.
Keep My Tracking Number In Your Heart 'Til I'm Back In Dallas Again
I think Lou Reed and the Velvet Underground already wrote this song. It's called The Gift, and it's as screwed up as anything that brilliant maniac has ever written.
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