Oh, hell, it's Friday
I've had my fill of the serious. Time for the strange.
Whatever you do, don't offer to take Norbizness to lunch at Schlotzky's.
Only Larry could find a story like this: Nun Faces Jail For Drunk Tractor Driving. If this isn't turned into an Xtreme Sport reality show on Fox Sports by next week, God will call me home.
Whatever else you do, don't ask Jack what kind of DVDs he's playing in his minivan. (OK, technically he doesn't have a minivan, and those aren't his DVDs. Work with me here.)
Pete proposes his solution to the federal budget crisis. That sounds way more serious than it is, so don't be intimidated.
That's all I got. Happy Friday.
Posted by Charles Kuffner on March 12, 2004 to General snarkiness
"He said the nun was 17 times over the country's legal alcohol limit for driving. "
I'll have to ask my assistant manager next week what the legal alcohol limit for driving is in Poland (she is originally from Warsaw).
Fox Sports? Hell, I'm surprised it hasn't been turned into a Fox reality show yet. Either that, or it's a new Monty Python sketch.