May 18, 2004
Before anyone asks...
Your attention, please. We do have names picked out for the baby (one of each, since there's always that chance that the sonograms may have misrepresented certain crucial data). Though we are not currently releasing the names that are under consideration, I can state unequivocally that the newest Kuffner-to-be will NOT be named Apple. That is all.
Posted by Charles Kuffner on May 18, 2004 to See, I do have a life!
Don't name him/her Linux, either.
Moon Unit is already taken, alas.
I think I've already given you my list of rules for children's names, but if I haven't, let me know. I bet any name Tiffany approves of meets my criteria anyway.
I also hope that Brooklyn (David Beckham / Victoria "Posh Spice" Adams' daughter) is out of the running. Other ones to avoid are Urine (pronounced ur-i-nee)and PsalmXIV (pronounces pissmziv) (yes, these names can be verified as being legitimate, since my brother-in-law is a doctor and was present at the birth of both of these babies. Also, please do not use Scout or Gunner.
I think Seven should be a consideration.
I've also heard that Soda would be a nice name for a girl.
My favorite thing about the Apple article you link to is that Google's AdWords ads include a bunch of Apple ads.
Someday NLP will be smart enough not to do things like that, and we'll all have a little less amusement in our lives.
Congratulations. I did not know y'all we're expecting.