August 12, 2004
Hit me baby one more time

The only thing I can imagine that would be better than Britney Spears at the national GOP convention would be the national "family values" crowd throwing a hissy fit over the Britster's appearance. No excuse for poor TV ratings here!

Posted by Charles Kuffner on August 12, 2004 to Show Business for Ugly People | TrackBack

I wonder if Britney in a belly shirt on stage at the RNC would be considered the beginning of the Rapture.

Posted by: sean on August 12, 2004 4:50 PM

I'm actually more entertained by the idea of snappy dresser Kid Rock being there, somehow.

Posted by: kodi on August 13, 2004 8:21 AM

Just FYI, Here's the preliminary list of entertainers scheduled. It figures that the New York Police tenor will be there, but most of the others don't ring any bells for me. Who knew the Gatlin Brothers had retired?

Posted by: Linkmeister on August 13, 2004 3:37 PM

Ironically, the Illinois Family Institute proposeses as an alternative to Pop Tart Spears --

An adulterer (Hyde)

An abortionist (Coburn)

and a nutcase (Keyes).

"But at least they're all real Republicans!"


Posted by: Jim D on August 14, 2004 12:47 PM

(Note: There was originally a comment by Archpundit on this post, but it got accidentally zapped when I did some blacklist de-spamming. I've fixed the regexp that caught him, but not before I'd hit the "delete and rebuild" button to make it go away. My apologies to ArchPundit, whose comment is reproduced below. It was originally after Sean's comment.)

Signing up for wingnut mailing lists really makes blogging easier. They write their own material.

Posted by: Charles Kuffner on August 15, 2004 10:44 PM