Molly Ivins introduces us to Susan DuQuesnay Bankston, also known as Juanita Jean of the World's Most Dangerous Hair Salon and thorn in the side to Tom DeLay. This week, Juanita has an update on the faux Boy Scout award being given to DeLay, plus the best quote I've seen this week:

I wish to thank the Congress today. It makes me feel good to know that if I’m mowed-down by an assault weapon, at least a married lesbian will not be pulling the trigger.