None. "There's nothing wrong with that light bulb. It has served us honorably. When you say it's burned out, you're giving encouragement to the forces of darkness. Once we install a light bulb, we never, ever change it. Real men don't need artificial light."
UPDATE: The normally-more-respectable-than-that Nick Confessore jumps in.Posted by Charles Kuffner on October 04, 2004 to General snarkiness | TrackBack