Step right up and put your ad on Shaune Bagwell's boobies.
For $2,000 a month, you can put a tattoo of your company's logo across her chest. Bagwell is a pretty voluptuous bikini model, so there's room for a lot of logo.
The deal is up for bids on eBay right now. Click on www.eBay.com, do a search on "Shaune Bagwell" and you'll find it:
Ad Space on Swimsuit Model Shaune Bagwell's Cleavage.
Bagwell came up with this idea after watching a fellow model sell her used chewing gum on eBay.
"A man bought it for $20. I don't know who I felt sorrier for, the man who bought the gum, or the model who sold it," Bagwell said. "Models are selling their underwear on eBay. I thought this would be a funnier and more creative way to utilize my marketability."
Bagwell said the tattoo can be henna ink or body paint or whatever, just nothing permanent.
Here's the deal: "For 30 days, I will maximize the ad's visibility by wearing strapless dresses, low-cut tops and bikinis. I plan on attending Rockets games, walking at Memorial Park, and having lunches and dinners at high-profile eateries," she said.
The only advertising she'll refuse: "anything pornographic or including an obscenity."
Other than that, anything goes — across her cleavage.
Her only regret is she didn't think of this sooner.
"I should have done this before the election. That could be a whole new frontier, political endorsements!"