No the heck way.

Conservatives so determined to undo Clinton that they exposed all of our kids (even their own kids) to adult sexual situations and talk on the news and in the culture for 24 hours a day for over a year. That was abusive to our kids. I don't forgive them for that.

Most of the correlations would be obvious to anyone who gives them a moment's thought:

For example, "conservatives like beef more than liberals." As with the high school sports correlation, Texas probably skews the results. Also vegetarians tend to be liberals. Big duh there.

Or "conservatives like the colors red and dark blue." Gee - y'mean like in the U.S. flag? Well, knock me over with a feather!

But this one got me: "Among women, conservatives are more likely to be sex-obsessed than liberals." Both anecdotal reports and hotel porn sales records would seem to indicate that it's conservative men who are the most sex-obsessed.

I suppose it might make sense; conservative women are more likely to date and marry conservative men; perhaps the strict sex roles of conservativism leave the women less sexually fulfilled than the men. Conservative women may also be less likely to use sex toys. But those are just guesses.

The Heck You Say...

You left out the color of the flag that some would suggest is the true favorite of conservatives.