Oh, good grief. Shelley's singing.
At a campaign stop last week, congressional candidate Shelley Sekula-Gibbs asked a group of women who own businesses to vote for her twice in November: once in a special election to fill the unexpired term of former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay, and again in the general election as the Republican write-in candidate running for the full two-year term.The women, meeting for breakfast in a hotel banquet room, looked up from their scrambled eggs as Sekula-Gibbs launched into a jingle to drive home the point: "Vote twice for Shelley," she sang to the tune of "Roll Out the Barrel." "Special and then write her in."
The candidate motioned for them to join her in song, and most did, a few clapping in time. "It's corny, but corny is good," Sekula-Gibbs said.
"Republicans have thrown one seat away out of sheer stupidity with the whole DeLay fiasco," said Larry J. Sabato, a University of Virginia political scientist.Only four write-in candidates have won House seats in the last 75 years, Southern Methodist University political scientist Cal Jillson said. "It's extraordinarily difficult to organize and carry off. People go into a voting booth with very little information and often vote a straight ticket. For someone to go in and figure out how to do a write-in vote, what are the odds?" he said.
Sabato agreed. "Can you imagine entering that long, hyphenated name on a type pad? It's going to be a major hassle and people aren't going to do it," he said. "This is Lampson's seat. It is literally the only Republican seat that we are firmly putting in the Democratic column at this point."
Misspellings won't disqualify a vote if election officials can determine voter intent, said David Beirne, a spokesman for the Harris County clerk's office. Voters who mark a straight Republican ticket will not be voting for Sekula-Gibbs, he said, because her name isn't on the ballot.
"This is a very educated district. People will get it," Sekula-Gibbs said. She may be the late-starting write-in candidate, but "people know who I am. We're rapidly making up ground…. We'd better, because it's a short time frame.
Lampson campaign manager Mike Malaise said he was not assuming the election was over. "This is a tough district any way you look at it. We're not taking any chances. We're going to use our resources and spend everything necessary to win," he said.Since DeLay dropped out of the race, Lampson has won support from business leaders once wary of crossing the powerful congressman, Malaise said. "There have been some people locally that have previously said, 'I really like you, Nick, but DeLay has threatened me or made it clear there would some sort of retribution for supporting you.' Now that he's out of the race, we've picked up their support."
Thanks to Muse, who has more Shelley filk for those who have sturdier constitutions than I. And hey, I really am sorry about the earworm.
Posted by Charles Kuffner on September 12, 2006 to Election 2006 | TrackBackSinging the Beer Barrel Polka for your breakfast also works well for the following acronyms:
****** SSG Staff Sergeant
****** SSG Strategic Studies Group
****** SSG Special Services Group (Pakistan Army)
****** SSG Special Services Group (Sprint)
****** SSG Guided Missile Submarine
****** SSG Särskilda Skyddsgruppen (Swedish Army Special Forces)
****** SSG Special Study Group
***** SSG Super Shotgun (Quake/gaming)
**** SSG Scientific Steering Group
**** SSG Stock Selection Guide (NAIC)
**** SSG Cruise Missile Attack Submarine
**** SSG Standard Systems Group
**** SSG Space Systems Group
**** SSG Software Support Group
**** SSG Special Surveillance Group (FBI counter-intelligence unit)
**** SSG Signaling Server Global (Alcatel)
**** SSG Student Support Group
**** SSG Senior Steering Group
**** SSG Soil Screening Guidance (US EPA)
**** SSG Southern Strategy Group
**** SSG Secretary to the State Governor
**** SSG SS7 Signaling Gateway
**** SSG Sensor Systems Group, Inc.
**** SSG Standard Specific Gravity
*** SSG Malabo, Equatorial Guinea - Santa Isabel (Airport Code)
*** SSG Subscriber Service Gateway
*** SSG Saginaw Steering Gear
*** SSG Simple Stochastic Game
*** SSG Stored Serialization Graph
*** SSG System Safety/Security Group
*** SSG Switching and Security Group (Sprint)
*** SSG Scientific Staffs Group
*** SSG Servicing Scenario Generator
*** SSG Sales and Service Group
*** SSG Statistical Sciences Group
*** SSG Signal Structure Group
*** SSG Service Selection Gateway(s) (Cisco)
* SSG Secondary Sound Channel
* SSG Shallow Sound Channel
Beer: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
You know, by encouraging folks to vote a straight ticket, the Dems might even get a few Reps to overlook Ms. SSG.
Posted by: Jeb on September 13, 2006 9:44 AM