May 20, 2009
What, me secede?
Shorter Rick Perry: "I never actually used the word 'secede'."
Fine, whatever. The judge grants your motion to dismiss on the technicality. But we all know that you've raised your national profile while gaining ground in the polls, because the voters you've been so assiduously courting like the secession talk just fine, whether you've been doing it explicitly or just making with the winks and the nudges. It's been more than a month since the teabagging parties, at which the Governor didn't quite say the word "secession" while addressing a crowd that clearly loved the idea, and he's just now writing a letter to the editor to set the record straight? That's some kind of decisive action right there.
Posted by Charles Kuffner on May 20, 2009 to Show Business for Ugly People
But he did say "suckceed". That doesn't count either?
Some do support secession. I do. I think we should secede and give ourselves back to Mexico and then petition Spain to take us back.
My bank is now owned by a Spanish bank. They must be solvent. I pay no fees. More than I can say for the other banks. Plus some in Spain believe in law and believe Bush and Company shouldn't be above it.
And Rick Perry isn't all bad particularly when he or someone around him slips on their very slippery tongues.
Why just the other day a consultant seemed to be calling Kay Bailout-Wall-Street-But-To-Hell-With-Main-Street what we have been calling her for years.
In reality what he meant to say is Republicans need to be careful who they let into the whorehouse.
It will be a fun race. The Battle of the Cheerleaders. May the one who gives the best cheer for corruption win.