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AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/20/2002 08:52:39 PM ----- BODY: Goodbye, yellow brick road With much gratitude to Larry for the following appropriate sendoff. Eat your heart out, George Clooney. This is a blog of constant sorrow I've seen errors all my day. I bid farewell to old Blogspot The place where this was born and served. (The place where he was born and served ) For six long months I've had such trouble No pleasures here on site I found For in this 'sphere I'm bound to ramble There is no help to help me now. (chorus) He has no help to help him now It's fare thee well my old sitename I never expect to use you again For I'm tired of archive errors Perhaps I'll now not post with pain. (chorus) Perhaps he'll now not post with pain. You find me at offthekuff.com For many years where I may write Then you might want to host your own site Instead of being Blogger's slave. (chorus) Instead of being Blogger's slave. Maybe your friends think I'm just a whiner My site you'll never see no more. But there is one promise I'll give you I'll write for you on this blog's roll. (chorus) He'll write for you on this blog's roll. With apologies and no offense intended to the good folks at Blogger and Blogspot, without whom many of us, myself included, would never have gotten started. Please update your blogrolls and bookmarks and point your browser to http://www.offthekuff.com/mt/ for my new home on the web. Thanks! -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/20/2002 10:18:05 AM ----- BODY: Blog spam To the folks who sent me a note announcing their new blog: First, I suppose I should thank you for cospamming me along with the likes of Josh Marshall, Glenn Reynolds, and Tom Tomorrow. I don't get mentioned in the same breath as them very often, and after being ignored by everyone's favourite wanker I was beginning to question whether I'd ever get noticed by a link slut. So thanks for giving me a little Stuart Smalley moment this morning. Of course, when you think about it, the A List gets a ton of unsolicited mail, most of which gets ignored since they can barely keep up with the mail they want to read. You're just wasting your time spamming them. You'd be much better off aiming at B and C listers, who might actually have the time to read your mail and look at your blog. If you do, though, you run the risk that one of those lower-tier fellas (like, say, me) might discover that he's been begged for a link by someone who hasn't already linked to him. Which might lead to him writing a sarcastic blog entry about clueless link sluts and their pathetic attempts to garner attention. (Actually, on second look, you don't link to most of the people that received your spam. I haven't seen such chutzpah since a UN representative from an OPEC country complained about New York City's gas lines in 1979. Bravo!) I've already written about some of the ways in which one can properly try to draw people to one's blog. Leaving good comments with your homepage URL, sending feedback to specific entries, writing responses to other people's stuff on your blog (two words, Sparky - "referral logs"), the list goes on but stops rather short of spamming. If I happen to come across your blog by these means in the future, I may pay you another visit. I may even respond to something you've written or (heaven forfend) give you that link you crave. I'm a forgiving chap. Until then, I'm applauding your blog with one hand and deleting the email you sent with the other. Have a nice day. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/19/2002 10:09:46 AM ----- BODY: Best British Blog competition Hey, Avedon! If a few of your friends here on this side of the pond help to stuff the ballot box generate support for your weblog in the Best British Blogs contest, will you buy us all a round with the prize money? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/19/2002 09:39:39 AM ----- BODY: Think Different! Apple has found the perfect spokesperson for their Switch campaign. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/19/2002 09:36:26 AM ----- BODY: Another contender Former City Councilman Joe Roach has thrown his hat into the ring for the 2003 Mayoral race.
"I am running for mayor," said Roach, 41. "I moved to Houston in 1963. My father helped start NASA here. Houston has given me a tremendous opportunity. "The city has overlooked my obvious disability and enabled me to become a lawyer, (assistant) district attorney, councilman and to have a tremendous law practice right now," said Roach, who is a dwarf. "Now, it's time to help those who helped me."
Back in 1998, the newly-appointed Director of Affirmative Action referred to Joe Roach as a "Republican midget", which led to her being forced out of office. I must confess that I wouldn't have known that "dwarf" was the correct term and "midget" was considered an insult, but then again I wasn't being paid 76K per year to be in charge of, you know, promoting equal opportunity for all. Though I never much cared for Roach as a council member, I thought he handled himself with dignity after Lenoria Walker's idiotic remarks - he spoke about why this was painful without sounding whiny. I can't say that he'd be one of my top choices for Mayor, but there are some runoff scenarios where he'd get my vote. One would hope that Roach gets a better reaction to his announcement than Michael "The Boy Wonder" Berry has gotten to his. Here's the best thing any observer could say about him:
Republican political consultant Allen Blakemore accords the councilman a bit more respect. He believes Berry could draw Republican support away from Sanchez in a general election because "he's done as much on the issue of tax cuts in six months as Sanchez did in six years."
As the story notes, what Berry did was propose a one-cent rollback in property tax. It failed. I will say this: As long as Orlando Sanchez isn't the beneficiary, I'm now officially hoping that Berry's candidacy helps sink Sylvester Turner, who helped to impose Berry on us by supporting him over Claudia Williamson. In return for Turner's support, Berry apparently promised to help Turner run for Mayor in 2003. Oops. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/19/2002 09:35:01 AM ----- BODY: If you're looking for alternatives to baseball this weekend, the Chron has a couple for you: The second International Double Wicket Cricket Tournament is going on at the Astrodome, and the 25th World Series of Dog Shows is right next door at Reliant Park. This has been a public service announcement. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/19/2002 08:04:47 AM ----- BODY: Another successful Houston blogmeet This time the political bloggers outnumbered the personal bloggers. We had a smallish crowd at Cahill's pub last night, but we hung out, drank a fair amount of beer, and yakked for nearly three hours. Though the H-Town Blogs group has grown quite a bit lately, we only had two newbies last night, Dave and Alex. We did have the first official meeting of the Heights Area Axis of Left-Leaning Bloggers, as Ginger, Michael, Ted, Rob and I were all present. (I'm pleased to report that our plans for world domination are on schedule, by the way.) Rounding out the group were Mike, freshly back from his stint in London, Erica, our fearless leader Elaine, and Larry, who brought four loaves of fresh baked bread to give out. I left a bit before things broke up, so I don't know who the lucky recipients were. We did eat one of the garlic-and-parmesan loaves there, and it was excellent. Once again, a good time was had by all. The H-Town group has done about one happy hour per month, so we really didn't need an "International Blog Meetup" promotion except as an excuse to pick a day. Anyone else do a get-together? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/18/2002 02:10:49 PM ----- BODY: Tough times continue in Central Texas Man, it just sucks to be dependent on the tourist industry sometimes:
The Guadalupe River could be closed to tubing and other recreation below the Canyon Dam for the rest of the year, compounding the economic hardships wrought by the Central Texas floods. A ban on recreation on the Comal River also will remain in effect for at least another week, officials said Wednesday. "None of this is good news," said New Braunfels Chamber of Commerce President Michael Meek. Flooding ruined river-related business on the Fourth of July, one of the summer's three crucial holiday weekends. Meek called the floods a "worst-case scenario" that hasn't finished unfolding. Comal County and Guadalupe-Blanco River Authority officials extended the bans on water recreation that had been in place since torrential rains and flooding struck the region beginning July 1. The ban covers the waterways in Comal and Guadalupe counties and also applies to lakes in the region. [...] "I would think it would be close to the end of the year," said Comal County Judge Danny Scheel when asked how soon full use of the Guadalupe River might be restored. People who live in the area will soon be allowed to use the river to access their flooded homes, Scheel said. Scheel said that without doubt, the loss of almost an entire summer season will compound the economic misery of riverside concessions and other businesses that were flooded or rely on tourism. "This has a trickle-down effect through the entire community as well as city and county government. On the Fourth of July weekend, we probably lost $125,000 in sales tax revenue," he said. The disaster's full impact hasn't been felt or measured, Scheel said. "Right now, we're still working on debris removal. We're trying to get people placed in housing of some sort, either rentals or mobiles," the judge said.
New Braunfels has about 35,000 people (Comal County has about 82,000), so that's a pretty big chunk of change for them. The good news, as the story says, is that the Schlitterbahn is still open, and there's more to New Braunfels than just river activities. I've already heard one of the radio spots they're doing which extols its other virtues for visitors. But it's still gotta suck to have that many eggs in one basket. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/18/2002 02:07:56 PM ----- BODY: Get the cheese, the wine's on its way From the bidness section of today's Chron:
A judge's ruling brings University of Houston political scientist Richard Murray a couple of steps closer to sipping what he calls "nature's great gift to the world" without having to retreat to his home in California's wine country. Laying aside recent rulings to the contrary, U.S. District Judge Melinda Harmon on Wednesday decided that Texas' ban on the direct import of out-of-state wine to individual consumers is unconstitutional.
That sound you hear is Tiffany doing the dance of joy in the background. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/18/2002 12:42:57 PM ----- BODY: It's alive! The countdown continues apace... -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/18/2002 10:01:48 AM ----- BODY: Priscilla Owen, judicial activist President Bush is lobbying for Priscilla Owen, a Texas Supreme Court judge and nominee for the federal bench, to get a hearing from the Senate Judiciary Committee. You can argue about whether the Committee is being needlessly obstructionist or just playing by the rules that were in play when Bill Clinton was President, but as Chron columnist Cragg Hines says, there are plenty of good reasons why Judge Owens should stay in Austin. Here's the best reason of all:
If President Bush really wants "strict constructionists" on the federal bench, why on earth did he nominate Priscilla R. Owen to the 5th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals? She's got to be a finalist for Judicial Activist of the Year. [...] It doesn't take a raving pinko to catch on to Owen's act. Actually, it was pointed out very astutely by Alberto R. Gonzales, now Bush's White House counsel, when he was on the state's top civil court with her. In dissents and concurrences in abortion cases two years ago, Owen said everything except that the U.S. Supreme Court majority in Roe v. Wade should be shot at dawn. She sought to contort the state court's already conservative interpretation of the parental notification provision to make it even more, well, conservative. Gonzales, hardly an ACLU flamer, took a moment in his concurring opinion in one abortion case to point out that what the dissenters (who included Owen) were trying to accomplish were "policy decisions for the Legislature." What the dissenters had in mind, Gonzales said, "would be an unconscionable act of judicial activism."
Should Judge Owens ever get a hearing in the Judiciary Committee, I sincerely hope that someone asks her about this. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/18/2002 10:01:33 AM ----- BODY: Great article on the issues at stake in the baseball labor dispute by Allen Barra of Salon. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/18/2002 07:08:41 AM ----- BODY: McLane fallout Not too surprisingly, the Astros players don't give much credence to owner Drayton McLane's fiscal sob story from yesterday:
"You can throw the names of all these fancy accounting firms around all you want," said Gregg Zaun, the backup catcher who serves as the Astros' player rep. "When the big giants like Arthur Andersen go down and they're proven to be dirty, what are you going to think about the rest of these people and their creative bookkeeping? "We've seen all the ways that they can hide money and make it look like they're losing so that the big momma corporation or the big pappa corporation gets a tax write-off at the end of the year." [...] "They're telling us one thing, and Forbes Magazine is telling us another," said Zaun, referring to a Forbes article the refuted MLB's claims earlier this year. "Until Major League Baseball is willing to open up the books to an independent auditor, it doesn't make any sense. They've lied to us so many times. But if I was going to believe any owner, Drayton would be it."
What is surprising is that Chron sports columnist John Lopez doesn't really believe him either. Oh, Lopez gives him the benefit of the doubt about operating losses. Typically, neither he nor beat writer Jose de Jesus Ortiz can be bothered to actually look up the Forbes story (registration required) that Gregg Zaun mentioned, which claimed a $4.1 million profit for the 'Stros last year. But at least Lopez couldn't bring himself to give McLane the kind of tongue bath that local writers usually lavish on owners in these matters. If Drayton McLane actually does sell the team, he's likely to get anywhere from a 100 to 200% return on his investment in less than ten years. Don't waste any sympathy on him, OK? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/17/2002 08:34:07 PM ----- BODY: Same old song and dance Astros owner Drayton McLane makes his annual statement of poverty to the ever-credulous Chron. He claims he's lost $105 million since he bought the team in 1993, and that he projects a cash loss of $5 million this year. In a word: bull. Like I said, Drayton has made these claims every stinking year. The people of Houston, myself included, voted to pay for a new stadium with all the bells and whistles so that McLane could make ends meet. If he can't make a buck with Enron Astros Minute Maid Field, then I have to wonder how he ever made his fortune in the first place.
McLane's comments are the latest salvo fired by management in recent days. Last week, commissioner Bud Selig said two teams have such severe financial problems that they were in danger of not finishing the season. One team, he said, might not even make its next payroll. That team, the Detroit Tigers, did pay its players Monday, but Selig insisted the problems he described were real. Since allowing owners to speak publicly on labor matters, they've come forward to detail their losses and the need for significant changes in the labor agreement.
That's all this is, a salvo in the labor wars. The owners know that a strike is exceedingly unpopular, and they want to force the players' hand. The fact that not a single thing that Beelzebud and his cronies has said about their finances ("two teams can't make payroll! okay, maybe not") has been true doesn't stop them from acting as if they have credibility. Kevin also takes his shots at McLane. Meanwhile, the new Cleveland owner is blaming George Steinbrenner for his problems. Look, I'll stipulate that the Yankees have more money than God, and that most other teams can't compete with the Yankees' checkbook. So don't. Don't give big contracts to "proven veterans". Develop young talent and keep them for as long as they're affordable. However unfair the system may be, does it make sense to compete where you can't fight? Again, I'm struck with how often the complaints of the owners boil down to statements about their own lack of business acumen. I guess the reason why I don't understand people who get angry with the players for their salaries and willingness to strike is that the alternate choice is to side with a bunch of even richer guys who are fundamentally dishonest. The owners have never told the truth about their finances, their every move is calculated at shifting their costs to players and fans, they threaten to relocate if they public doesn't buy them new stadia - this is who I'm supposed to root for? I know what it means to be a fan of major league baseball. I put up with the crap because I love the game. The game is bigger than any owner or player or labor dispute. I go to Rice games when I can, I sometimes travel with my dad and uncles to see minor league games, and someday I'll coach Little League for my kids, because it reminds me that the game is more than just what you see on ESPN. It's possible that arrogance and stupidity may someday kill Major League Baseball as we know it, but the game and the love it engenders will live forever. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/17/2002 02:42:22 PM ----- BODY: Congratulations to Matthew Yglesias for his new domain and new blog look. Update those blog rolls, folks. I'll take this opportunity to announce that I'm not far behind. I've settled on a hosting company (Dreamhost), and as of today I'm the registered owner of offthekuff.com. As soon as I can, I'll be moving everything there. Stay tuned! -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/17/2002 10:24:16 AM ----- BODY: Same stuff, different state Tony Adragna outlines what the candidates for Maryland Governor plan on doing about that state's looming deficit. Here's Kathleen Kennedy Townsend's position:
Top-to-bottom management and budget review. I will direct a review of the structure and budget of every state agency to identify cost-saving measures and organizational changes to improve performance and save money. I will draw on the expertise of leaders from the private, public, and non-profit sectors during this review. Economic Growth, Fiscal Responsibility Tough choices. Based on this top-to-bottom budget review, we will make tough choices and eliminate any wasteful and duplicative spending. Last year, we took steps to freeze hiring and reduce spending across state agencies, and eliminated 3,500 vacant positions from the budget this spring. Until our economy is fully recovered, we will examine all budget options carefully and continue to make tough decisions where necessary.
There's more than that, but it's basically "no new spending" and a statement against casinos. Her opponent, Bob Ehrlich, is even more vague:
Excessive government spending has led to a $1.5 billion deficit. Maryland's budget must be balanced in an honest and efficient manner, without sacrificing programs for the poor and others in need. Excessive spending on non- essential initiatives must be curtailed and our budget priorities redefined.
In other words, both candidates are in favor of a balanced budget and fiscal responsibility, but neither one wants to say exactly how they plan on acheiving those goals, presumably because it would involve a dirty word ("taxes") or could mean cutting funding for a constituency that might otherwise support them. Put a couple of ten-gallon hats on them and you might think they were running for governor of Texas. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/17/2002 10:23:53 AM ----- BODY: The right to privacy Kyle Still has an excellent post on why exactly there is a constitutional right to privacy, even if the document itself never says the word "privacy". Kyle's been bugged by the permalink problem, so scroll down to the July 15 post. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/17/2002 10:22:50 AM ----- BODY: As long as I'm blogging about blog etiquette, may I recommend TTLB's post on drawing attention to one's blog. As Maarten Schenk says in the comments, I've sent some emails to individual bloggers when I've responded to something they've written, and I've added my share of comments on other folks' sites, both of which are well within the bounds of what I consider to be good behavior. Spamming, on the other hand, is right out. Anyone who does it - and that apparently includes everyone's favorite (oops, sorry, I meant "favourite") wanker - is someone who deserves to become a pariah. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/17/2002 10:22:32 AM ----- BODY: It's my party There's a kerfuffle over at Brad DeLong's weblog concerning some rules he's decided to enforce in his comments. Basically, Brad has said that he expects commenters to be polite, and if they're not he'd do something about them. For some odd reason, this has inspired quite a few people to say nasty things about Brad in the comments to this post. They seem to be upset that the rules he's laid down for commenters don't apply equally to himself. At the risk of being Mister States The Obvious, let me state the obvious: It's Brad's weblog. It's his forum to say what he wants. He's not required to give equal time to anyone else. He could turn off comments if he wants to. I note that all but two of the people who responded to him have their own blogs, so it's not like disabling comments would silence them. I really don't see what's so controversial about this. If any of Brad's readers think that his policy makes him a wimp, or a hypocrite, or whatever, they're free to drop him from their daily blog reading and from their blogrolls. They're also free to handle feedback on their own blogs in whatever manner they see fit. I've not had any problems with cantakerous commenters, but like Ginger, if I did I'd have no qualms about tossing them out. I'm doing this strictly for my enjoyment, after all. In short, I am the Master Of My Blog. Soon I will be (as they say) Master Of My Domain. While I'm really glad everyone is here, and it's always a kick to hear from new people, my blog is not Usenet, it's not a town square, and it's not a bulletin board. It's my little home on the Internet. At the risk of making my wife spew Diet Dr Pepper onto her screen, I intend to keep it somewhat clean. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/16/2002 09:43:48 PM ----- BODY: Words and actions I see that the IRA has issued an apology for the deaths of "noncombatants" in the last 30 years of violence in Northern Ireland. You can read the text of the apology here. Not everyone is happy with this, of course. An apology is generally more symbolic than anything else, though those symbols often mean a lot to their recipients. And as recent news stories have shown, not everyone has necessarily gotten the message. But let's face it: If the PLO or Hamas ever issued such a statement, there would be a whole lot more hope for peace in the Middle East. For that reason, I applaud the IRA. A step in the right direction is always a good thing. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/16/2002 12:25:02 PM ----- BODY: Thanks to everyone for the web hosting feedback. I've commenced research, and hope to take action soon. Count your days, Blogspot. I've got your permalink problems right here... -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/16/2002 12:16:34 PM ----- BODY: Meanwhile, Ron Kirk is holding his own in the money department against John Cornyn. He's also starting to get noticed by the national press. Took them long enough. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/16/2002 12:14:41 PM ----- BODY: Would you have preferred "crackpot"? The soon-to-be-eponymously-domained Matthew Yglesias points to this week's PunditWatch, which contains the following bits:
I want to reassure our audience, they could be forgiven for not being sure who Larry Klayman is, because when he was filing an avalanche against the Clinton administration, he was largely ignored. Now that he's filing lawsuits against Dick Cheney, he's an avenging Clarence Darrow leading off all the network shows. �Kate O�Bierne, CG
Well, Salon readers have known about him since at least 1998, thanks to articles like this one by Josh Marshall. Note the accompanying clip from a Newsweek article, too. I've sure as heck known about him for a long time now. Maybe Kate O'Bierne needs to expand her reading list.
Fox�s Tony Snow showed three contrasting clips of network reporting on Klayman. He was always �conservative� when filing suits against Clinton; he was a �watchdog� filing against Cheney.
Let me get this straight: Tony Snow was able to find clips of network reporting on Larry Klayman from when he was Clinton Lawsuit Central? Does Kate O'Bierne know about this? If you look closely at the aforementioned Salon article, you'll note that Larry Klayman is quoted as describing himself as the "conservative Ralph Nader". However, JW does call itself a "non-partisan, non-profit foundation" which serves as "an ethical and legal 'watchdog' over our government, legal, and judicial systems to promote a return to ethics and morality in our nation's public life", so perhaps there is something to this. It is true, as Jason Zengerle noted last year, that Klayman has been an equal opportunity litigant lately. Still, it's hard for someone like me to recall that avalanche against the Clinton administration, which was funded in part by grants from uber-Clinton-hater Richard Mellon Scaife and which included tinfoil-hat allegations about Vince Foster and Ron Brown as well as an attempt to subpoena Chelsea Clinton and not think that maybe Judicial Watch has been fueled by a bit more than an interest in good governance. Perhaps if the Snows and O'Biernes of the world had been equally dismissive of Larry Klayman when he was serving their agenda as they are now when he's not, I'd have more sympathy for them. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/16/2002 12:08:22 PM ----- BODY: One way to get the economy going Tony Sanchez has outspent Governor Goodhair by a 5-1 margin so far in the gubernatorial race. Sanchez has shelled out over $31 million, compared to $6 million for Perry, of whch nearly $28 million is his own money. Both candidates are also getting some big-money donations. This one caught my eye:
The second-most generous donor [to Governor Perry] was Sam Wyly at $90,000. Wyly founded a Dallas investment fund that manages funds for the University of Texas. He also is a major owner of Green Mountain Energy Co., which competes in the deregulated electricity market.
Sam Wyly and his brother Charles were behind that notorious "Republicans for Clean Air" ad that ran in New York before the 2000 Presidential primary. John McCain, who was attacked as a polluter by the ad, filed a federal complaint later on. Green Mountain Energy positions itself as a provider of electricity from renewable and nonpolluting sources such as wind. Some people challenge its credentials as a truly "green" provider, some others go farther than that. I wonder what the slacker types who have a Green Mountain signup booth at our local hippie-friendly eatery think about this. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/16/2002 08:59:47 AM ----- BODY: Grumpy Hour is still permissible This is going to be grist for someone's mill, I just know it:
BRUSSELS killjoys want to wipe the smiles off drinkers� faces by BANNING pub happy hours. Euro MPs will vote next month on outlawing the practice of cutting booze prices for an hour or two to attract punters. Scandinavian socialists in the European Parliament claim big pub firms lose money on happy hours simply to crush rival bars that can�t afford discounts. They also say happy hours encourage irresponsible drinking.
Via my still-blogless buddy Drew. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/16/2002 08:59:24 AM ----- BODY: The air up there Get the Straight Dope on why baseballs travel farther at Coors Field than they do elsewhere. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/16/2002 08:58:25 AM ----- BODY: Last word on competitive balance Jeff Cooper responds to my most recent post on this topic. Go check it out. One clarification: In his original comparison of baseball versus football playoffs, Jeff had only included the top NFL wild cards. I missed that distinction, which is why I made a point of there being more playoff teams in the NFL in my response. Sorry about that. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/15/2002 09:04:21 PM ----- BODY: Back to basics Buffy the Vampire Slayer got off track in season 6. So says Leslie Moonves, channelling Joss Whedon. Expect more of the show's humor from early seasons next year. By the way, did anyone else catch Robin Williams' live HBO show last night? It was good to see him back doing what he does best. And the Sopranos' season debut is September 15. About time! -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/15/2002 08:57:07 PM ----- BODY: Hot dogs and proven veterans Kevin links to this report that shows that the Astros' concession prices are among the highest in baseball. That's a legitimate gripe, but I think Kevin goes off base here:
Granted, nobody has to pay [high concession prices], and I don't. But it shows some real nerve for Drayton to ask so much from fans when he won't even shell out the cash to keep, say, a Castilla or Alou or Astacio, or consider trading for Hampton (who is on the trading block, but deemed too expensive).
Kevin is making the assumption that the Astros would be better off if their management had shelled out the bucks to retain veteran free agents Vinny Castilla, Moises Alou, and Pedro Astacio. I would argue that it made good baseball sense as well as good financial sense to let them all go. First, there's Moises Alou. There's no question that he was a very productive player in his time as an Astro. Unfortunately, he entered the 2002 season as a 35-year-old left fielder with a history of injury problems. He's had a huge dropoff in productivity, with an anemic .244 batting average, a miniscule .380 slugging average, and only eight homeruns. The Cubs are on the hook for Alou for three years and $27 million. Vinny Castilla has always been an overrated offensive performer thanks to the time he spent in Coors Field, the greatest hitting environment that baseball has seen in over fifty years. He's another 35-year-old, though free of the nagging health problems that have plagued Alou. Like Alou, he's having a poor season at the plate, with a crappy .274 on-base percentage, a .383 slugging average and nine homeruns. The Braves signed him for two years and $8 million. Geoff Blum is keeping third base warm for the 'Stros until Morgan Ensberg is ready. He has better numbers that Castillo in batting average, OBP, and slugging, he's six years younger, and he can play the outfield in a pinch. I can't find 2002 contract info for him, but he was a one-year signee by the Expos in 2001, so he's likely got a one-year deal this year as well. As this is only his fourth major league season, he's also likely to be a low-cost player. Daryle Ward is eight years younger than Alou, and is also outperforming him in average, OBP, and slugging. Ward has actually not done as well as he was expected to, but unlike the 35-year-old Alou, there's still room for Ward to improve. And like Geoff Blum, he's cheap. So, by letting Alou and Castillo go, the Astros have gotten better production for less money. However popular these guys may have been, I find it hard to argue with that. Unlike the hitters, Pedro Astacio has had a fine season. He's 9-3 with a 3.14 ERA, tenth best in the league. He also would have cost Houston $9 million to keep him in 2002. The Astros had picked him up last year when rookie phenom Carlos Hernandez went down. This year, with a projected rotation that included Wade Miller, Shane Reynolds, Roy Oswalt and Hernandez, the 'Stros had to decide if they'd be better off with Astacio, a 33-year-old who had also had injury issues, or someone from the colection of Dave Mlicki, Tim Redding, or one of their other kids. The difference is that if AStacio had bombed out, he'd be an untradeable multimillion dollar albatross. If a kid like Redding bombs out, or Kirk Saarloos isn't ready, Houston has the room to make a move. Gambling on Astacio would have worked, but it's important to remember that the gamble involved high stakes and came with a limited upside. I can understand where Kevin's coming from with these complaints, but I think it's misguided to call a refusal to overpay for veterans when a decent and cheap alternative exists a lack of commitment on the part of team ownership. Remember Doug Drabek and Greg Swindell? Their signings at the beginning of the McLane era was proof of his desire to win. Too bad neither player actually contributed to any winning. There's a larger point here, and it's that many major league teams make this kind of decision incorrectly as a matter of course. They do so in part because of backlash from fans, media, and their own players, who don't see that $27 million for Moises Alou today is $27 million that won't be available for Oswalt or Lance Berkman tomorrow. Bill James demonstrated 20 years ago that the vast majority of players hit their peaks around age 27, coincidentally right at the time that they tend to become high-priced free agents. If more owners started to learn the difference between replaceable talent and non-replaceable talent, they'd have no need to call for a salary cap. I should note that the guys at the Baseball Prospectus beat this horse all the time. Their regular Transaction Analysis feature is a treasure trove. If you consider yourself a serious baseball fan and you don't read the BP, you're like a French Lit major who's never read any Sartre. Don't leave home without it. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/15/2002 06:44:36 AM ----- BODY: Spam news An interesting article on the proliferation of blocklists, which are used to filter out spam by ISPs. Blocklist admins have gotten more aggressive in their filtering, which has led to an increase in false positives:
Magdalena Donea, a system administrator at Web hosting company KIA Internet Solutions, found a set of her company's IP addresses blacklisted recently on SPEWS. She successfully lobbied to get the listing removed, but it was relisted a second time with additional IP addresses, a move that also affected a company client, the Libertarian Party. "The SPEWS system is unapologetic about false positives and even regards them as a plus. They've taken the 'ends justify the means' argument way farther than I've seen anyone else take it," Donea said. "Their philosophy appears to be that if innocent businesses and individuals on the periphery of spam-house blocklists are affected, then those innocents will have no other choice but to pressure their upstream provider to remove the spammers from their blocks, thereby solving the spam problem bit by a bit. Draconian, yes. Effective? Sure."
The more spam I see in the course of my job, the more sympathetic I am to SPEWS' position. And when I do start getting mail through my own domain, I've already got a large list of domains from which I will reject all mail. I only wish I could do that now in Yahoo mail, instead of their wimpy system of blocking by address only. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/14/2002 07:38:32 PM ----- BODY: Wanted: Web host OK, this time I mean it. I've had it with Blogger archive problems and Blogspot unreliability. I'm ready to get my own domain and move this thing onto its own server so I can run Movable Type. I would very much appreciate it if anyone with positive or negative recommendations for web hosting services would leave word in the comments or drop me a note. I don't need anything too fancy. I'm just a guy who gets 250 hits on a good day, so something low end is probably sufficient for my needs. Reliable and reasonably priced is what I'm looking for. Thanks very much for any feedback you can offer. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/14/2002 07:34:50 PM ----- BODY: The Kerrville Folk Festival is 30 years old and still going strong. It's amazing that they can draw so many people out to where the Hill Country meets West Texas in the middle of the summer for three weeks of music and camping. I really need to do this one of these years before I die. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/14/2002 07:30:09 PM ----- BODY: Houston does well in bid for Olympics, at least according to this Chron article. Sounds like the number of facilities we already have in place helped to impress the USOC. Best news in the article:
"We talked at length about the prospects of adding some more high capacity, whether light rail or otherwise, particularly going to the two airports and other key centers that need to move people," [USOC task force chair Charles] Moore said. "It's not done, but it looks promising."
Rail lines to the airports! Woo hoo! -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/14/2002 11:01:34 AM ----- BODY: Would you believe... A new poll shows that a majority of Texans favor a publicly funded national health-care plan. Fifty-two percent favored such a plan, while 43 percent opposed it. Nationally, only 40% like this idea. One person who ought to be worried about this is Governor Goodhair. Only 57% of Hispanics in Texas have health insurance, yet he vetoed a bill to expand Medicaid and the Children's Health Insurance Program. As Clay Robison notes, Tony Sanchez's latest TV ad attacks him for this veto, and links high insurance rates in the state to Perry's close relationship with the insurance lobby. I've seen this ad, and it's pretty harsh. It's just gonna get uglier from there. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/14/2002 10:43:24 AM ----- BODY: This is the life An entrepreneur has made a splash on Lake Travis by opening a floating barbecue restaurant that delivers:
Pink-bikini-clad Nicole Taylor is on a delivery mission for Tug's Bar B Que. Before she makes it back to the mothership, she'll drop off five sacks of brisket sandwiches, jot down orders from a dozen customers floating in life jackets and politely deflect the catcalls of several admirers. The bright yellow restaurant, a 1969 Stardust Cruiser houseboat equipped with a large warming oven and remodeled to look like a tugboat, first pulled into the cove on Memorial Day weekend. A week later, it added the delivery boat to ferry barbecue and watermelon directly to boaters. As you might imagine, the sun-baked, beer-fueled clientele tends to differ from that of, say, a quiet little French restaurant in downtown Austin. "Yesterday we served a naked woman," said Nicole's father Norm Taylor, who runs the business. "It's a hoot."
God bless Texas. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/14/2002 10:38:11 AM ----- BODY: What Clear Channel has wrought on Houston radio A nice overview in today's Chron about how corporate radio has mostly eliminated local on-air talent.
New station owners with a bottom-line philosophy have canceled public-affairs programming, dismantled news departments and replaced local DJs with broadcasts of prefabricated material to cut costs. Case in point: When KRBE's Sam Malone and Maria Todd first went on the air in 1993, most radio stations in Houston had a flashy, larger-than-life morning show. Now they're among the dwindling number of megawatt morning personalities. Malone and Todd consider themselves lucky to work for a relatively small company -- Susquehanna Radio Corp. -- that runs its 29 stations the old-fashioned way, with on-air personalities around the clock and a full-time production, marketing and promotion staff that concentrates on only one station and touts its program at every opportunity. "The tables have turned in 10 years," Malone said. "(Back then) people were saying, 'Don't go to KRBE in Houston, because they're a mom-and-pop operation.' Now everybody wants to work for a mom-and-pop operation." "Instead of an evil empire," Todd added.
I used to listen to KLOL when the Stevens and Pruett morning show was worth listening to. S&P were typically raunchy Howard Stern clones, but hey, I was a male in the 25 to 34 age group, so of course they appealed to me. They pushed a lot of boundaries, and eventually station management (which is now the evil Clear Channel empire, though I don't know exactly when CC bought them) forced them to scale back on the racier stuff. They became more political instead, which I found unappealing since they still weren't exactly highbrow. Eventually, Clear Channel fired Stevens, replacing him with a late-night DJ named Greggo, whom I really disliked, and promoting sideman Eddie "The Boner" Sanchez. That lasted about a year, then the whole crew was fired and replaced by a no-talent morning crew called Walton and Johnson, whose only notable acheivement so far has been to annoy a local woman with a billboard that read "Hey, all you virgins - thanks for nothing." Now, I listen to all-80s station KHPT in the morning. They play music instead of DJs. Sometimes I listen to KKRW's Dean and Rog show, which has been around for awhile and which is usually pretty funny. If KLOL started rerunning old Stevens and Pruett shows from about 10 years ago, I'd listen to that. I'm moderately surprised that this article didn't touch on the Stevens and Pruett saga at all, since they were a highly rated morning show and their dismissals were sudden and unannounced. It does include this bit of unintentional comedy from a Clear Channel spokesdrone:
Clear Channel spokeswoman Pam Taylor argues that consolidation has led to more diversity in formats rather than less. "If you own the No. 1 and No. 2 stations in the market, you're not going to compete against yourself. You're going to position yourself in some other niche," she said.
Yeah, it sure would suck to have actual competition among radio stations, wouldn't it? How much worse it was in the old days when radio stations competed for listeners instead of divvying up market niches. Thank God Clear Channel has saved us from that. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/13/2002 12:51:09 PM ----- BODY: Fly the locked-and-loaded skies I'm somewhat of an agnostic on the issue of allowing airline pilots to carry guns as a deterrent to hijacking. I don't oppose the idea, since it's rather hard to make the case that the events of 9/11 could have turned out any worse with armed pilots on board. Given the recent news stories about drunk pilots, all I'm asking is that there be some kind of oversight when it comes to determining who gets to carry guns on a plane. Is it too much to ask that the gun-toting pilots be required to take regular marksmanship and gun-safety tests? What I really want to know is how much has been done with the proposals to reinforce cockpit doors? This June 19 Reuters story contains the following quote from Minnesota Rep. James Oberstar about the proposal to arm pilots:
The House Transportation Committee's ranking Democrat, Rep. James Oberstar of Minnesota, had called the original House proposal "horrible." He said he embraced the compromise on Wednesday because other security measures, such as reinforced cockpit doors and the screening of all baggage for explosives, were not completely in place.
How "not completely in place" are they? One thing I did find while searching for information was this Aviation Safety newsletter from April, which pointed to this Transport Canada news release. Here's what our neighbors to the north are doing:
The Government of Canada has already made numerous enhancements to the air transportation security system since the attacks of September 11, 2001. For example, the Government of Canada:
  • required that cockpit doors on all Canadian airlines' passenger flights, domestic and international, be locked for the full duration of flights; and
  • committed more than $2.2 billion in the December 2001 budget to new aviation security initiatives, including:
    • the creation of the new Canadian Air Transport Security Authority, which is responsible for the provision of several key aviation security services including pre-board screening;
    • implementing a national program of armed RCMP officers on selected domestic and international flights;
    • funding of up to $128 million per year for pre-board screening; and
    • funding of more than $1 billion over the next five years for the purchase, deployment, maintenance and operation of new explosives detection systems.
-------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/13/2002 12:18:13 PM ----- BODY: Coulter gets scammed Atrios, who just recorded his 50,000th hit, points to this hilarious interview of Ann Coulter by topnotch Coulter-mocker Scoobie Davis. Basically, Davis used a legit media contact to help set up a telephone interview with Coulter on the premise that he was a Rush-style local radio host. The result is a hoot. Meanwhile, Alex Frantz opens to a random page of Coulter's potboiler and finds several things to dissect, including a patently wrong claim about the first Reagan-Mondale debate of 1984. You really have to wonder about people who consider Ann Coulter to be a reliable source of information. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/12/2002 04:50:20 PM ----- BODY: A lot of people have commented on this earlier post which speculated about a John Kerry-John McCain Democratic ticket for President in 2004. (Once again, trust not the permalinks. Search for "Rob Humenik" if it fails to take you to the right place.) People, this is the political equivalent of pretending to be the general manager of your favorite sports team. We may as well debate about the guys who call into radio sports-talk shows and say things like "What if the Royals traded Neifi Perez for Miguel Tejada? Do you think they could get in the wild card race then?" It's just sound and fury. That said, there are a couple of things to address. One theme in the comments, a theme I've seen elsewhere as well, is that the Democrats must be really desperate to win in 2004 to consider letting a RINO like John McCain on the ticket. Well, yeah, of course they're desperate to win in 2004. They damn well better be desperate to win in 2004, just as the Republicans were desperate to win in 2000. When a party doesn't feel at least a little bit of desperation (the corporate weasel-speak that I'd use here is "a sense of urgency"), they nominate guys like Michael Dukakis. (When voters don't feel that sense of urgency, they cast their ballots for Ralph Nader.) You better believe I want the Dems to figure out who has the best chance to oust Team Bush in 2004. Yeah, but McCain doesn't believe in all the things that Democrats believe in, I hear you cry. Sure, but so what? The only potential candidate who believes in everything I do is me, and I ain't running in 2004. I've long since accepted the fact that whoever I punch the chad for in an election is a compromise of some sorts. McCain likes vouchers and has a pro-life voting record? I'll weight that against what I perceive to be his positives, as well as the pros and cons of any alternatives, and I'll consider his odds of helping a ticket win versus someone else's, and make my choice. What's so hard about that? It's not like you Bush voters haven't had to make compromises, unless of course you supported steel tariffs, McCain-Feingold, the farm bill, and the Kennedy education bill. Are you going to change your vote in 2004? And if McCain wants this, he'll have to make compromises, too. He can start by saying "Though I personally oppose abortion, I no longer think the state should prevent a woman from getting one." Again, it's not like he'll be the first or only politician to ever do such a thing for a prize like the Oval Office. Back in the 1960s there was a Houston congressman who was so progressive on issues of contraception that his nickname was "Rubbers". In a subsequent Presidential primary, he derided an opponent's plan to balance the budget while cutting taxes and increasing defense spending as "voodoo economics". Needless to say, that was Poppy Bush, and he changed his tune on both subjects pretty quickly when he was approached about costarring with Reagan in 1980. Sure, the True Believers may never fully accept McCain as a Democrat, just as they never accepted Poppy Bush as a conservative Republican. Someone would have to convince them that the alternative of four more years of Dubya is worse. It wouldn't be easy, and in fact I'd bet that a Kerry-McCain ticket would draw spirited opposition in the primary. They'd have to make their case, which I think they'd be able to do, that not only will they ably represent the issues of their supporters, they're also the ticket with the best chance to ever be able to represent those issues. In the comments to Rob's post, August J. Pollack suggests that the legal issues of divvying up federal campaign funds when there's a two-party ticket involved would bring the whole thing to a screeching halt. While I agree that this would be a legal nightmare, the answer is obvious - McCain would have to switch parties first. Like I said, if he wants it he'll do what it takes. Finally, a commenter named Zizka thinks that McCain is pulling a fast one on us liberal suckers, and that once in power he'd revert to his previous conservative ways. That's an interesting thought, but I think it's way too deep a position for McCain to take. If he wanted to screw liberals, he could have sucked it up, made nice to Bush, and helped push Bush's agenda through Congress. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/12/2002 01:09:07 PM ----- BODY: Another view David Pinto, who was for many years the lead researcher for ESPN's Baseball Tonight, (and who, alas, has been struck by the Blogger permalink bug) has some words on the competitive balance issue. Check it out. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/12/2002 12:29:34 PM ----- BODY: More competitive balance and salary cap stuff Jeff Cooper has published his promised response to my most recent post about competitive balance in baseball. (Note: My permalink worked when I clicked it, but if it takes you somewhere weird, go back to the top of this page and search for "Fran Blinebury". If Jeff's doesn't work, search for "Charles Kuffner" at the top of his page.) Jeff focuses on the period since 1995, when baseball signed its last Collective Bargaining Agreement, and came to the conclusion that baseball does indeed have less competitive balance than the NFL. He suggests that the revenue sharing in the NFL as well as its salary cap have helped it to enable more teams to truly compete for playoff spots than in baseball during the comparable timespan. I don't deny that the rapid increase in average salary in MLB has made it very difficult for small market teams to compete, though it should be noted that when MLB talks about "small markets", they often include places like Houston and Philadelphia, while lumping Seattle and Cleveland as "large market". If you can wrap your mind around that, you're more limber than I am. What I do dispute is the following:
  1. The NFL model has led to greater competitive balance
  2. The NFL model would be an appropriate one for baseball to adopt
  3. A salary cap would help small market teams to compete better
  4. Competitive balance is in itself a good thing
In order:
  1. Joe Sheehan has put forth the best argument regarding the NFL's competitive balance: It's mostly perception based on a small number of games and a large number of playoff spots (12 for the NFL versus 6 for MLB). In many years, a 6-8 team still has a shot at the NFL playoffs, whereas a 60-80 MLB team is probably 20 games out. The NFL has an unbalanced schedule that rewards weaker teams, so it's not unusual for a 6-10 or 7-9 team to make no significant changes and win a wild card with a 9-7 or 10-6 record the next year. If you allow 12 teams (6 from each league) to the MLB playoffs, you add Toronto, Minnesota, Anaheim, and Montreal to Jeff's chart. As the yearly standings show, many years any club over .500 would be in contention. Isn't that how it is in football?
  2. In the same Baseball Prospectus article linked above, Sheehan also discusses how the NFL, with its national TV revenue, operates on a completely different financial model than MLB. For one thing, there's no such thing as a "small market" in the NFL since everyone gets 1/32nd of the TV money, and even if there were it has no effect on competitiveness, as teams have been willing to move from LA to St. Louis and Oakland as well as from Houston to Memphis.
  3. Back in the golden days of the reserve clause, when salaries were entirely dependent on what the owners wanted to pay, there was essentially no competitive balance as I showed back in May. From 1921 to 1964, the Yankees won 29 pennants, while the Cardinals, Giants, and Dodgers combined to win 30. Of the other teams, only Detroit (6) and the Cubs (5) won more than three pennants over this time frame. It's true that there were only two playoff spots per year during this time, but there were also only 16 teams and no such thing as free agency. Having the ultimate salary cap in place was no help to the majority of teams. In this article, Joe Sheehan discusses salary caps in much more detail. The Baseball Prospectus has been all over this issue for months now.
  4. In baseball, we talk about "competitive balance" as a good thing. In football, the supposed model for competitive balance, we talk about "parity", usually in a negative fashion. In the 1995 to 2001 time period that Jeff discusses, there are usually one or two really good teams in the NFL and a whole lot of mediocre ones that will compete for the playoffs but have no real chance of getting to (much less winning) the Super Bowl. This is directly attributable to their hard salary cap. To quote Sheehan one more time:
    To the extent that the salary cap contributes to competitive balance, I would say that it works negatively: it punishes success, forcing well-built, winning teams to shed talent on a near-constant basis. It also makes it virtually impossible to trade, increasing the impact of a single catastrophic event in a league where teams cannot make adjustments on the fly. A system that punishes success, rather than rewards it, seems an odd construct for any endeavor, and it's one I have difficulty supporting.
    Even in the era of free agency, a well-built baseball team can be competitive for years because they are not forced to make personnel decisions based on an artificial construct. The Yankees can continue to employ players that they developed in their farm system like Mariano Rivera and Bernie Williams because they won't be prohibited from paying them market value when they acheive free agent eligibility. Not to get all Sam the Eagle on you here, but shouldn't hard work and success be rewarded in America?
It's true that teams make deals to dump salary, and it's true that teams let star players go because they can't pay them what they're worth. As the Mariners and A's have shown, this need not be a death sentence. Smart teams make moves to dump overpriced players for prospects, knowing full well that like the Mariners, Astros, Braves, Cardinals, and Indians of the 90s and the A's, Twins, and Reds of today, every team that has invested wisely in their product has been successful. One final word: Bud Selig and the owners have spent the years since 1995 denigrating their product in order to get people to believe that a device whose only purpose is to limit their costs is good for the game. The first thing they did after the exhilarating and uplifting World Series of 2001 was to announce that they wanted to kill two franchises, one of which is seven games in first place and the other of which has just traded for two All Stars because they think they can win the NL wild card this year. If they had spent this time talking about all of the wonderful, exciting, unique, and historic things that have happened in baseball instead, would you still feel the same way about the state of the game and its finances? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/12/2002 10:31:52 AM ----- BODY: How is wimpy downstream American beer like making love in a canoe? My blog and Real Life buddy Mike Tremoulet is back in the States after an extended gig in London. He's got some pictures from his deportation party here. I just have one thing to say about this: You're in England! Where they invented the pint! What are you doing drinking Budweiser?!?! (BTW, if you really don't know the punchline to the joke, admit to it in the comments and I'll post it there.) -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/11/2002 09:58:17 PM ----- BODY: Beelzebud speaks Larry wants to know what I think about this story that two MLB teams might not be able to meet payroll. Well, first and foremost is that I never believe a word that Beelzebud Selig says. Here's a man who, after Forbes challenged his fuzzy math, responded by calling the magazine a "tabloid". When he's too busy to lie, he sends one of his top assistants to do it for him. If Bud Selig tells you that the sky is blue and that water is wet, the odds are that you've been unknowingly transported into an alternate universe in which those things aren't true. That said, one team that's had cash flow problems for awhile is the Arizona Diamondbacks. I suspect that David Stern would have words for Jerry Colangelo if his straits were that dire, so I wouldn't put too much credence into this. Larry has since posted a report that the Tigers may be such a team, but again, until I see actual proof, I don't believe a word that Selig says. One of these days I need to write my How I Would Run Things If Baseball Got Wise and Named Me Commissioner Instead Of That Two-Faced Lying Rat Bastard They Have Now manifesto. I suppose I have to decide what my manifesto is first. Details, details... Oh, and by the way: Larry Simon is a Norse God (See here if you're confused.) -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/11/2002 05:19:00 PM ----- BODY: And the Democratic ticket for 2004 is... Fellow member of the Houston Heights area Axis of Left-Leaning Bloggers Rob Humenik tantalizes us all with a hand-typed excerpt from the latest issue of Men's Journal:
The partnership [between Massachusettes Senator John Kerry and John McCain] is so tight, in fact, that insiders in both camps are speculating about the pair teaming for a 2004 presidential ticket, according to a source close to the buzz -- even without McCain switching parties, as Beltway rumors have previously hinted.
As Rob says, wow. Sign me up. If nothing else, this ticket would answer Craig Biggerstaff's point about how Dems won't be able to take advantage of Team Bush's business missteps until they "find a war footing at least as hawkish as the Republicans and someone credible to offer up as an alternative." -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/11/2002 05:18:26 PM ----- BODY: Going to the dogs Liven up your next staff meeting by bringing your dog to the office. It's good for you, according to a British psychologist. Well, it depends on the dog:
[N]ot all canines are suitable for the dog-eat-dog world of business. Animals which have coat odour or flatulence would be inappropriate, as would those who are over-excitable or over-sexed.
I dunno, that sounds pretty typical of most staff meetings I've heard of. On a more common sense level, the good doctor has one more piece of advice:
"It�s not a good idea to go for small dogs who wear ribbons or which are yappy and excitable. Some people have strong prejudices about such animals."
No Fifis need apply. Link via Being Katie. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/11/2002 05:18:04 PM ----- BODY: He's baaaack Phil Donahue has come out of retirement to host a left-wing Larry Kingesque talk show. No word yet when the male strippers will make their first appearance. Link via Ann Salisbury. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/11/2002 05:17:37 PM ----- BODY: Continuing the case that Charles Murtaugh made about why the whole Harken business is likely to be bad for Team Bush, Spencer Ackerman says that there's a simpler way to frame the debate in a Democrat-favoring way:
Throughout his political career, Bush has cited his experience in corporate America as proof that he understands the world of business and is, by extension, a capable steward of the American economy. But if the "charitable" explanation for Bush's explanation is true--if Bush really had no idea about Harken's troubled finances--it casts the president's business experience in a far less flattering light, whatever the legal implications. Put simply, more important than whether Bush is guilty of insider trading, his Harken past shows him to be either lazy, or stupid, or both.
-------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/11/2002 05:17:08 PM ----- BODY: Those who forget the past are doomed to write silly things Allen Barra gives the by-now obligatory outrage about the All Star Game fiasco, then veers off into something really silly. He starts by giving the managers a pass on their concerns about overusing someone else's pitchers, a concern which Rob Neyer discussed in his All Star Game diary. Here's Barra:
Let's not blame this one on the managers. The managers are always caretakers of their owners' investments, and it is perfectly understandable that a manager wouldn't want to risk overusing (or, just as bad, to be accused of overusing) someone else's pitcher. That's why it was the commissioner's job to overrule the managers' requests -- in other words, to overrule the owners' wishes -- and let the game continue.
Fair enough. But while Neyer suggests that an answer to the extra innings problem is for the fans to name an extra player and pitcher for each team, both of whom are only to be used in "emergencies", Barra takes a detour out into left field:
As for what is to be done if future games go into extra innings, I would have thought the solution to be staggeringly simple: Let the players play. I mean, this isn't the World Series; isn't everyone entitled to a little fun? Why not let the fielders pitch an inning apiece until the issue is settled? Call for volunteers among the players already in the lineup: Who wants to pitch an inning?
Barra is suggesting that any player called on in these circumstances basically throw batting practice, but I still can't help but think of two words here: Jose Canseco. Remember how Canseco blew out his arm pitching an inning of mopup relief in a blowout? However much Lou Piniella might have griped if Freddy Garcia had thrown five or six innings on Tuesday, imagine his reaction if Torre had put Ichiro on the mound, especially if he were to complain of a twinge in his arm the next day. Neyer's suggestion is for whoever winds up as the last pitcher to throw batting practice. Jim Caple advocates unlimited substitutions, so a guy like Barry Zito, who threw all of three pitches in his appearance, could come back later if needed. I'd say either of these is a better idea. Finally, Fritz Schranck has the funniest bit I've seen about all this. It should be noted, however, that Tuesday was not the first All Star Game to ever end in a tie. Back when there were two All Star Games per year, the second game of 1961 at Fenway Park was called off after nine innings due to heavy rain with the score 1-1. I strongly suspect there was a whole lot less fuss about it. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/11/2002 05:16:39 PM ----- BODY: The USOC will be in town this weekend as part of its process to determine which US city will submit a bid for the 2012 Games. The locals will try to dazzle them with technology in hopes of enhancing Houston's chances. Personally, I hope Houston gets the Games, not so much because I love the Olympics - I'm indifferent - but because I think it would be a huge boost for mass transit, particularly rail. If landing the OIympics helps or forces us to build rail lines along I-10 and I-45, it will be well worth the trouble and expense. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/11/2002 05:12:54 PM ----- BODY: Little relief for the flood Only $300,000 has been raised so far by the American Red Cross for victims of the recent flooding in Central Texas despite the $12 million the agency will spend on disaster relief. In bad economic times and with so many other catastrophes happening, it's gonna be tough for them. The Chron story has a link to the Red Cross donations page, or you can jump there from here. A lot of people gave their time and money last year to help Houstonians who were wiped out by Tropical Storm Allison. I hope the same will be said of the flood victims this year. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/10/2002 09:17:23 PM ----- BODY: Texas NoCall has an effect already It's only been in place since July 1, but people are already reporting a decrease in telemarketer calls in Texas. I didn't get off my lazy butt on this until the third wave, so I'm still under assault until the end of the year. But I can enjoy the rewards that others have gotten. The telemarketing industry is still singing the same sad song:
Since 1998, 26 states have adopted no-call legislation, and nearly everyone in the industry expects the other 24 to follow suit. Keeping up with the differences in the existing laws has created a costly nightmare for the $668 billion industry, which claims the regulations threaten jobs and violate commercial free speech. "The problem is each of the 26 states has its own list with its own set of rules," said Christina Duffney, a spokeswoman for the Direct Marketing Association, the largest trade group for telemarketers. "For a marketer to have to learn all 26 of the rules and abide by them, it increases the chance for errors, and it increases the cost of services provided by the marketers."
Yo, Christina. There's a simple answer to this: One federal no-call law. Hey, guess what? Such a thing is in the works:
The Federal Trade Commission also has proposed a national do-not-call list that could arm consumers with one more weapon in the battle against unsolicited calls as early as next year. The national list, which would fine telemarketers $11,000 per violation, may or may not override the state restrictions, but it looms as another obstacle for the industry to overcome.
Wanna bet the DMA opposes such a thing, even though it would eliminate all of those different rules that telemarketers must abide by? Well, they do in fact oppose the proposed federal law. I know you're shocked to hear that. Here's one marketer who gets it:
The no-call lists do, however, provide a time-saving benefit for some companies, said C.J. Johnson, senior vice president of CCC Interactive Corp., which employs 385 people at the Houston Community Call Center. "The people that get on to the DNC lists are the people who are not going to buy anyway," Johnson said, meaning time and expenses can be better spent on potential customers for his call center's Fortune 100 clients.
Which is what I said previously. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/10/2002 09:17:03 PM ----- BODY: Governor Goodhair gets on board Say what you want about our feckless yet photogenic governor, he knows when there's a script to be followed. That would be the reason for this announcement that the State of Texas, whose unofficial motto is "Providing a Good Climate for Bidness Since 1836", will be cracking down on those evildoing CEOs and their rapacious ways. It's almost a shame that, as our Lege only meets every other year, the Gov won't get a decent photo op out of this until after the election in November. By that time, if he's really lucky, no one will remember any of this. If he's not so lucky, it'll be Tony Sanchez's problem. We can only hope. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/10/2002 09:13:59 PM ----- BODY: More blogrolling I've added a few links to the left. Nathan Newman was kind enough to drop me a line after discovering my pearls of wisdom through Avedon Carol. I followed a link to Kevin Raybould, and the magic of referrer logs took care of the rest. So many people have recommended Brad De Long that I finally acceeded to the inevitable. I found Jeff Cooper and Paul Orwin through Ted Barlow - good to have you back, btw - and Ann Salisbury via Fritz Schranck, both of whom certainly count as good references. The blogroll is pretty big these days, which reflects a growing number of quality blogs out there. There was a time (you know, back in the Good Old Days of blogging) when you could read just about anyone who was worth your time to read. Anyone who tries to do that now is either unemployed or soon to become unemployed. I figure I'll visit the favorites more or less daily, and the rest at least weekly. Anyway, check 'em all out. And remember to use BlogRolling and Weblogs ping to make life easier for you and your readers. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/10/2002 05:58:36 PM ----- BODY: Permalink problems Blogger sure picked a great time to give me permalink problems, when I've been getting cited by Ginger, Scott, O-Dub, Atrios, and Kevin. Republishing my archives seems to have fixed the problem, but I'm still leery. Anyway, thanks to everyone who's pointed people here. I hope the "page not found" errors hasn't discouraged too many of them. UPDATE: Well, there's another possibility - I just got a message from Blogger that their server went boom, so no publishing is available. Sigh... -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/10/2002 08:29:58 AM ----- BODY: Showing a lot more sense than Frantic Fran Blinebury is King Kaufman in Salon, who notes that there was a perfectly good reason for halting the All-Star Game last night, even if it was done in a tin-eared way:
The problem is that All-Star managers want to get all of their players into the game. They'll try to do that if the roster is 30 men or 32 or 35 or 40. With skillful substitutions, it can be done. But if the manager wants to get everyone in the game, he has to get them in before the ninth inning ends, because he can't count on extra innings. So if the game does go into extra frames, he's out of luck. That's what happened Tuesday. Both Bob Brenly of the National League and Joe Torre of the American League used all their players in the first nine innings except one emergency leftover pitcher, Vicente Padilla of the Phillies for the N.L., Freddy Garcia of the Mariners for the A.L. By the 11th, those two had both gone two innings. It would have been unfair to them and to their teams to ask them to pitch for the duration, when it wasn't their regular day to start and they had prepared themselves to pitch only an inning or two. These guys have regular jobs, you know, in real games, which resume Thursday. "These organizations and other managers entrust us with their players," Brenly said. "We have to make sure we don't do anything that could hurt them."
Damn right. The All-Star game is an exhibition game, people. It's a sideshow. Get over it. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/10/2002 07:28:44 AM ----- BODY: Personifying problems Chron sportswriter Fran Blinebury shows why he personifies the problems that most of us have with his employer with today's turd-ugly hack job that passes for his regular column. He hits all the usual cliches about Barry Bonds and the players not "getting it", going so far as to blame the MLBPA for the mythical "competitive balance" problem. How many times and how many different ways do I have to demonstrate that there is no such thing as a "competitive balance problem", at least not in the way that the typical room-temperature-IQ sportswriter understands it? Let's take one more look, just for yuks. In the last 20 years, how many baseball, football, and basketball teams have played for their sports' championship? Basketball - 14 of 31 teams (Boston, Philadelphia, New York, New Jersey, Detroit, Chicago, Indiana, LA Lakers, Seattle, Portland, Phoenix, Houston, San Antonio, Utah) Football - 18 of 31 teams (Buffalo, Miami, New England, Pittsburgh, Tennessee, Cincinnati, Baltimore, Denver, Oakland, San Diego, Dallas, NY Giants, Washington, Chicago, Green Bay, Atlanta, St. Louis, San Francisco) Baseball - 20 of 30 teams (NY Yankees, Boston, Baltimore, Toronto, Cleveland, Detroit, Minnesota, Kansas City, Oakland, NY Mets, Atlanta, Philadelphia, Florida, St. Louis, Milwaukee, Cincinnati, San Francisco, Los Angeles, San Diego, Arizona) And look at the 10 who haven't: Seattle is a pretty good bet to get to one soon. The Angels are three games out of first place. The Astros and Rangers have made the playoffs consistently in recent years. Pittsburgh was a champ in 1979 and had three excellent shots at the Series in the early 90s. Montreal might have made it in 1994 had it not been for the strike. The only complete loser is the expansion Devil Rays. Baseball is the only sport of the three to have a recent expansion team as champions (Florida and Arizona). I knew most of this off the top of my head, but Fran Blinebury, a Professional Sports Writer, can't be bothered to do the ten minutes of light reading required to see if what he's saying makes sense. And on a newspaper that also features Dale Robertson, he's not even the worst we have. Arrrgh... -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/10/2002 06:51:07 AM ----- BODY: Where have I heard that one before? Brian Linse quotes Maureen Dowd as follows:
Can a Bush � born on third base but thinking he hit a triple � ever really understand the problems of the guys in the bleachers?
That's a great line. It was also a great line in 1988 when it was said about Poppy Bush by either Jim Hightower or Ann Richards. Doesn't really matter, my point is that Dowd is actually quoting someone. She ought to say so. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/9/2002 01:15:05 PM ----- BODY: Another reason why I gave up on Kaus is his recent entry about the possibility of violence from the left, spurred on by Paul Begala and MediaWhoresOnline. It's not so much that Kaus thinks that "the left" may cause violence, it's that he makes the same mistake of lumping "radical environmentalists or fringe anti-globalists" with Begala and MWO. I've had this argument before, and I maintain that the problem is in trying to force the same label on the loony fringe as the mainstream. I find such practice, which Kaus engages in here, to be disingenuous at best. I'll say it again, and I'll type slowly so even Mickey Kaus can understand me: The loony fringe is not the same as the mainstream. Applying the same label to both makes the label meaningless. Using that meaningless label to draw parallels between the loony fringe and the mainstream is dishonest. Is that so hard to understand? Even if you accept Kaus' lazy labelling, he's still off base. Last I checked, fringe anti-globalists were quite busy throwing rocks at Starbuckses during the Clinton administration, when all us "leftists" were supposed to be fat and happy. EarthFirst! was founded in 1979, and the Earth Liberation Front started setting fires in 1998. So why the sudden fear that we're about to be hip-deep in violent "left-wing" protest? I don't know who's been peeing in his Wheaties lately, but as noted, I no longer care. Happy blogging, Mickey. Hope your new permalinks work better than your buddy Sullivan's do. Anyway, O-Dub, Atrios, and Kevin Raybould all give Kaus the business as well. Check 'em out. (Note: Edited to note the fixed permalink on Lean Left, and to correct the spelling on Kevin Raybould's name. Sorry, Kevin!) -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/9/2002 01:14:33 PM ----- BODY: The low-fat myth goes mainstream By now you've probably read that big NYT magazine article about the dawning realization that a low-fat diet may not be all that it's cracked up to be. Of course, if you're a longtime reader of Off the Kuff, this should come as no surprise. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/9/2002 01:14:21 PM ----- BODY: Oh, the noise, noise, noise, noise! For the second time in two years, the Houston Press has had an article about an inner-city resident complaining about the noise of a nearby bar or restaurant. This time, the complainer lives in a downtown loft; previously, the complainer lived just outside the Heights. You'd think I'd be a pretty sympathetic audience for these guys, given that I'm a light-sleeping homeowner with distinct early-bird tendencies. You'd be wrong, though, for the simple reason that each of these whiners bought their overpriced lofts and townhomes knowing fully well that they were in close proximity to places that featured loud music. In each case, the music venues existed before the residences were built. It would be one thing if one day you woke up and discovered that a nightclub was being built next door. It's another thing entirely to buy a house next door to one and then bitch about the noise. I note that two years later, the Jax Grill on Shepherd still features live zydeco music on Friday nights. I strongly suspect that in two years, the Spy nighclub downtown will still be playing its music. Which is as it should be. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/8/2002 06:46:15 PM ----- BODY: Blogrolling Well, my blogroll on the left has finally been converted to BlogRolling. All the blogs that are fit to link are there. I've officially given up on Mickey Kaus, who hits the quinella of defending Ann Coulter and getting the facts wrong on TAPped's web stats in the space of a few days. Hey, Mickey, if I want to read NRO, I'll link to them. Meanwhile, I'll add Matt Welch and Ken Layne back when I add some new links, since as Movable Type users they ought to show up as modified whenever they get around to updating. MT sends an automatic ping to Weblogs.com when users add something new, but Blogger users need to do this manually. I suggest you take a moment and check Larry's handy dandy blogrolling tips, with all Blogger users giving extra attention to the one-click Weblogs ping so you too can show up with the nifty "New!" tag on my blogroll. Larry tells you how to add this URL to your Favorites; as I tend to publish from more than one computer, I've found it more convenient to add the link to my template, so it's always with me. Whatever floats your blog. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/8/2002 01:41:13 PM ----- BODY: In case you were wondering, the July 4 shooting spree at LAX by a terrorist disgruntled ex-employee nutball dirtbag was actually Tom Daschle's fault. You just can't make up stuff like this. Via Atrios. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/8/2002 01:40:52 PM ----- BODY: What we have to look forward to COntenders for the 2003 Houston mayoral race are lining up already in anticipation. I agree with Kevin in that Michael Berry has no chance. The reason is right here in the Chron story:
Berry, 30, has served on council since January after beating Claudia Williamson in a runoff election for the at-large seat formerly held by Chris Bell, who ran last year for mayor and now is a candidate for the U.S. House of Representatives. So far in his short council tenure, Berry's only real push was for a property tax rollback that council rejected last month when it set the city budget. He has said he will make another run at cutting taxes by 1 cent per $100 valuation this September.
In other words, he's a one-issue candidate who hasn't had any success on that one issue just yet. There's a compelling resume for you. None of the known or rumored candidates so far excites me. I'm still holding out hope for Gabriel Vasquez, my City Council person, but given how bloody and expensive the race is likely to be, I'd rather he stay in his nice, safe Council seat until he's term-limited out. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/8/2002 01:40:33 PM ----- BODY: Flooding down in Texas It's hard to believe, but a mere one year after Tropical Storm Allison unleashed hell on Houston, Central Texas has been hit by even worse flooding. Thirteen counties have been declared disaster areas. Even more incredible, the same storms that caused all this damage then headed northwest and did some more. Buried in this story is the following paragraph:
In Abilene on Sunday, hundreds of people returned to homes that had been deluged by the same storm that dumped more than 30 inches of rain in Central and South Texas last week. The storm moved north and west and poured a foot of rain on Abilene and surrounding areas in a single day.
Take a look at this map. Abilene is about 400 miles from New Braunfels, which is between San Antonio and Austin. That's a really big storm. Annoyingly, the Chron couldn't be bothered to give info on how or where to make a donation to help these flood victims. I had to go to the San Antonio Express-News and the New Braunfels Herald-Zeitung, which points to this American Red Cross Page. Thanks, Chron! -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/7/2002 08:19:48 PM ----- BODY: InstaSpanking Mother Nature fact checks Glenn Reynolds' ass, as reported by Brian Linse. Someone needs to tell the InstaPunditWatcher that it's time to get back on the job. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/7/2002 07:56:53 PM ----- BODY: Nice to know that Matt Welch is keeping busy during his blog hiatus. Via the newly permlink-enabled Josh Trevino. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/7/2002 01:12:03 PM ----- BODY: In another 5-4 Supreme Court ruling the SCOTUS has struck down a law that prevents judges from saying in campaign ads how they'd rule on a particular issue. A local former judge disagrees with this ruling:
Most people who can count to three know the separation of powers is why we have three branches of government, instead of two. The judiciary is supposed to declare the law, no matter how unpopular. Unlike the executive and the legislative departments, the judiciary is not supposed to declare public opinion. If people don't like a judicial decision, they can amend a constitution or a statute or they can elect a new judge. But, until now, they could not expect candidates for judge to say in advance how they would vote on particular cases. Is that change good or bad? Some say it's good. They say the public can't cast a meaningful vote for a judge without knowing how he or she will rule. Without that information, there's nothing to vote for or against. Others say it's bad. How, they ask, can you get a fair trial from a judge who has declared how he'll rule before he has heard the case? A judge who has publicly pledged to vote one way cannot be, or be perceived to be, the neutral magistrate the law requires. If the judiciary is not neutral, it is worse than useless. It's fraudulent.
He also points out that as was the case here a few years ago, a judicial candidate may perhaps win election after promising to make a popular ruling that violates the law. The example cited was a candidate who said he'd never consider probation for DUI offenders, despite a state law that mandates he do so. That guy lost, but are you so sure that the next one will? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/7/2002 01:05:12 PM ----- BODY: Suburbs v. vouchers This op-ed piece in the Sunday Chron makes an interesting point about school vouchers and their promise to improve schools, namely that the better schools, usually located in suburbs, have resisted and will resist efforts to take away their autonomy.
People in the suburbs are generally satisfied with their neighborhood schools. They want to protect the physical and financial independence of those schools, as well as suburban property values, which are tied to local school quality (real or perceived). School choice threatens the independence of suburban schools by creating the possibility that outsiders, particularly urban students, will enter them and that local funds will exit them. When suburbanites perceive a threat to their schools, they fight back -- and usually win. Consider school desegregation and school finance reform. Suburban districts largely succeeded in insulating their schools from the reach of desegregation decrees, which rarely went beyond urban districts or required suburban schools to participate. Consequently, urban school districts were left to experience the costs and benefits of school desegregation, while most suburban schools remained safely on the sidelines. Suburban school districts have been equally successful in protecting their financial independence. Efforts to equalize school funding have largely failed. Even when funding schemes are reformed, wealthier, suburban districts are usually left free to devote as much of their local resources as they wish to their own schools. A similar pattern can be seen in school choice plans, almost all of which work to protect the autonomy of suburban schools. Public school choice programs, which include charter schools, rarely require suburban schools to open their doors to students from neighboring districts or to send locally raised revenues to another district. The Cleveland plan, at issue in the Supreme Court's decision, is an example: Students in Cleveland were given a voucher that could be used in private schools within Cleveland and in any suburban public school that volunteered to accept voucher students. No schools volunteered. Meanwhile, proposals to expand voucher programs have been defeated time and again, in both legislative arenas and at the ballot box. Those proposals failed not because teachers' unions opposed them but because suburbanites did.
I've never been convinced that we couldn't solve most of our schools' problems by funding the poor schools at the same level as the rich ones. I've also never been convinced that private schools are the answer, as I attended one crappy private school and two outstanding public schools in my childhood. When the Fort Bend and Montgomery County school districts say that they'll find room for kids from the Fourth Ward, then maybe I'll believe that vouchers are about something other than subsidizing religious education. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/7/2002 12:23:03 PM ----- BODY: RIP, Ted Williams It's been a busy weekend for me, as we threw a housewarming party on Friday night, so I haven't had a chance to blog about the death of Ted Williams. The ESPN piece linked gives a good overview of him, but there's two bits in it that I'd like to expand on. One has to do with the near-trade of Williams for Joe DiMaggio. It was the Yankees who backed out of the trade, giving the reason that their fans thought DiMaggio was the better player. I'm a diehard, lifelong Yankees fan, but the numbers say that Williams was better. Yankee fans will argue that DiMadge was a stellar performer at a much tougher position as well as a much better baserunner. It quickly becomes a bigger morass than Vietnam, which may speak to the wisdom of not taking that particular road. It also leads in to my second point, about what DiMaggio and Williams said about each other post-retirement. They both figured that stoking the who's-better debate would likely be counterproductive in the long run, so they came to an agreement where DiMaggio would call Williams "the best pure hitter he ever saw" and Williams would call DiMaggio "the best player he ever played against", thus acheiving equal parts truth, wiggle room, and accession to ego. Jayson Stark now wonders who is the best living player with Teddy and Joltin' Joe deceased. Again, with all due respect to the Yankee Clipper, I think it's only deference to his legend that put him above Willie Mays and Hank Aaron in the first place. (There was also a poll taken in the 1960s that asked this question. DiMaggio won, and no one ever had the cheek to ask when we should ask again.) My vote goes to Mays, but it's close. And I refuse to consider Pete Rose a serious contender. Rest in peace, Teddy Ballgame. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/7/2002 10:07:04 AM ----- BODY: I really thought I had nothing more to say about the whole Cal Thomas/where's-the-outrage kerfuffle. I'd gotten some good feedback that showed there was some outrage, and this made me feel better. After reading Kevin Whited and Owen Courreges, I got to wondering about my motives for all this in the first place. I have to confess, a certain part of it was the defensiveness that I, as a left-leaning blogger, have when it comes to right-wing attacks on stupid things that are said and done by leftists. What I see in these attacks is a sometimes implicit, sometimes totally blatant attempt to link outrageous radical left behavior (think "Terror Widows", or that Canadian feminist who claimed that Afghan women were better off under the Taliban than they'd be in America) with, well, me. (By the way, if you're wondering what I'm talking about, here's an odious little example. What do you say to someone like this? I don't know what blogs this guy does or doesn't read, but either he isn't reading the liberals that I read or he's in serious need of some remedial education. I suppose this guy is barely worth my contempt, let alone any defensiveness, but there's no shortage of this kind of thing out there. Link via Alex Frantz.) What do you do when you identify as a liberal and you come across people saying that all liberals must be idiots because Ted Rall (a known idiot) is a liberal? I can't speak for anyone else, but I feel like I have to do what I can to demonstrate that I'm a liberal who isn't anything like that idiot. The easiest and most effective way to do that is to join in the attack on the idiot in question. Not that there's anything wrong with that, mind you - most often, the objects of derision are indeed idiots who should be attacked by anyone who's capable of critical thinking. Some people in the blogosphere, notably Charles Johnson, realized that critical thinkers on both sides of the left/right split had way more in common with each other than they did with the radical fringes of their own sides, and attempted to bridge the gap by dividing the world into idiotarians and anti-idiotarians. But still I'd feel like I was under attack. Again, I can't speak for anyone else, but I'd be rather surprised if no one else felt this way. And so, when an obvious opportunity came to put the shoe on the other foot, I took it. Cal Thomas is an idiot and a conservative. You conservatives - prove to me you're not idiots! Fair is fair, sauce for the goose, blah blah blah. It's a pretty lousy reason, I suppose. After all, if what I thought was being done to me was wrong, then what I was doing was also wrong, and if what was being done to me was right, well, what am I bitching about? I'm not sure which contradiction I'd rather choose, but for what it's worth, that's how I felt. So, I apologize for doing unto others as I don't want done unto me. As it happens, I believe it was ultimately worthwhile, if for no better reason than this little bit of blog synergy that I encountered. In his response to me, Kevin Whited gives a perfectly good reason why he considers slapping Cal Thomas to be beneath him:
I generally don't find him very interesting at all (just went poking through Reductio to see how often he shows up, and the answer is -- not very). I don't really consider him to be one of the columnists that I just can't miss while doing my daily reading. And isn't that a more damning critique than any denunciation TAPped might want from conservative bloggers: I just don't read the guy because, frankly, columns like this aren't all that surprising!
And then I see this in that same Alez Frantz post from above:
So what's a flag-waving leftist to do? Well, there's always bashing the right, which the Nuisance does with zeal and pleasure. I don't spend equivalent energy going after the American far left simply because at this time they don't matter very much, although I always enjoy a shot at Ralph Nader.
So rational conservatives generally consider it a waste of time to respond to their radical fringe, and rational liberals feel the same way about theirs. I wouldn't go quite that far myself, but I appreciate the perspective. I suppose there are better things to do than to bash each other over who is or isn't responding to a given idiot. As long as we're all playing by those same rules. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/6/2002 02:02:01 PM ----- BODY: Kuff: Your low-cost, can't-do-any-worse answer at CEO Kevin points to this KTRK story of how Reliant Energy had to restate its earnings yesterday. Seems they somehow managed to overstate them by, uh, $7.8 billion. I guarantee, if I were CEO, I wouldn't lose that much money. One billion, maybe two billion tops, and I'd save you a ton in salary, perks, and golden parachutes. Come and get me, Corporate America, while you still can! -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/5/2002 11:45:03 AM ----- BODY: They are getting younger all the time Interesting Chron story today about how state judges in Texas have gotten a lot younger on average over the past two decades. The accompanying graph really shows the trend in recent years. Factors involved in this are pay and a change in the pension rules, coupled with electoral uncertainty.
But the Texas Legislature amended the judicial pension requirements in 1985, diminishing the economic incentive to become a judge and remain one. Before the legislative change, judges could begin earning a pension after serving 12 years on the bench or after eight years if the judge had prior military service. Now, judges must serve 20 years on the bench to qualify for a pension. Because of financial and political uncertainty, many judges do not stay on the job that long anymore.
Serving 20 years means at least five elections. While I don't think enough incumbent judges get ousted to really make "political uncertainty" a strong reason for this trend, I can certainly understand more people not wanting to be locked into something for that long. And let's face it, raising money and campaigning all those times has to get old.
Judges say money is often a factor in determining whether a lawyer runs for or stays with a judgeship, considering the lucrative urban market for top-notch lawyers. A first-year associate at one of Houston's prestigious firms can earn an average of $150,000 annually, lawyers and judges said. The average state district judicial salary is about $114,000, although county-court-at-law salaries, tied to more county benefits, average about $122,000. "Clearly if the Legislature wants judges to spend more than a few years on the bench, it will have to pay judges at least what top-notch, first-year lawyers make," [state District Judge Mark] Davidson said. "How much can you ask of children to sacrifice their education because you want to do public service as a judge?"
While it's often hard to empathize with someone who makes $120K per year (I sure wish I made that kind of lettuce, and I'm far from underpaid), it's also hard to argue that nobility is worth $30K or more per year. And there's nothing quite so special as having your salary be captive to a state legislature, as my dad can attest from his 14 years on the state bench in New York. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/4/2002 02:25:21 PM ----- BODY: Harken-gate, coming to a theater near you Charles Murtaugh writes about the revelations that Dubya may have engaged in some illegal insider trading back in 1989 when he made over $800,000 selling stock at just the right time in the floundering Harken Energy company. Murtaugh notes that the meat of this scandal, if the Democrats want to get traction with it and avoid the mistakes Ken Starr made when he went Clinton-hunting, is not in the technicality of Bush's late report to the SEC or the details of how he made the money, it's his close personal connection to the whole thing:
So here's the beauty part for the Democrats: it doesn't matter whether or not Bush broke the law in his insider trading. The scandal here is moral, rather than legal: Bush was intimately connected with a corporate accounting scandal precisely akin to those now in the headlines, and costing tens of thousands of jobs. If the Democrats focus solely on the legalistic question of how Bush made his eight hundred large, they'll be making a Starr-esque error. It really didn't matter whether or not Clinton lied to the grand jury about his affair, the real Lewinsky scandal was that he'd been having the affair at all. The conservatives were right: character matters. In Harken-gate, it makes little difference whether Bush broke the law by waiting thirty weeks to alert the SEC of his stock sale, instead of the required two or three (yawn... eyes... glazing... over... must... follow... the money...). What will be harder for Bush to shake off between now and 2004, particularly if the corporate accounting scandals continue to drag down the economy, is his guilt-by-close-association with a book-cooking energy company.
I think Murtaugh is absolutely right about the late filing, which I note that Team Bush is blaming on "clerical error". The bit about how Bush came out of this with nearly a million bucks is probably just a corollary to the moral scandal that Murtaugh talks about. The Chron article lays out the case pretty nicely, with the crucial bit being right here:
During the 1994 gubernatorial campaign, Bush denied knowing Harken was having financial problems at the time of his stock sale even though he was on the board's audit committee.
Where have we heard that defense before? From Kenny Boy and the Enron Ensemble all the way back to Poppy "I was out of the loop" Bush, the standard response is always one of ignorance. Never mind my position of authority, I had no idea that things were going to hell in a handbasket all around me. Well, forgive my impertinence, but maybe you should have known. As Gregg Easterbrook notes, CEOs have been built up as talented, visionary superheroes, with salaries and perks to match. Yet when performance fails utterly to justify the remuneration, the CEOs still get paid handsomely, often with bonuses, while the people who did the real work get shown the door. Here's a modest proposal for corporations: Tab any random idiot to be CEO, pay him or her a simple million bucks, and keep doing what you're doing. The cheaper CEO will have as much effect on your long term profitability as any overpriced Jack Welch wannabee, and their cries of ignorance when your earnings inevitably have to be restated will be much more credible. It's a clearcut win-win for all involved. I'm available if you ask nicely, and I bet Larry would be happy for the chance to take a major step closer to his billion-dollar goal. OK, I'm a bit off track here. Anyway, if the Dems keep it simple and say that whenever you put a Bush in charge, things fall apart while he and his friends make out like bandits, they might be able to get somewhere. We'll see what happens. Oh, and as an aside to Mickey Kaus: This may not specifically be Enron, but it's close enough. Still think there's no campaign issue here? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/4/2002 01:47:42 PM ----- BODY: RIP, Ray Brown It's been a bad week for bassists, as legendary jazz bassist Ray Brown died in his sleep at the age of 75. Brown, who was married to Ella Fitzgerald for four years, was on tour with his trio at the time. A college buddy I lived with for a summer introduced me to Ray Brown via the excellent CD Soular Energy, which featured a lovely arrangement of Take the A Train and the rip-snorting Mistreated but Undefeated Blues, which is on my short list of Greatest Song Titles Ever. Take a moment and check it out. Vaya con Dios, Ray Brown. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/4/2002 01:34:30 PM ----- BODY: Unbelievable In an editorial on the budget deficit (from Wednesday, which I forgot to publish), the Chron actually gives praise to Bill Clinton in a manner that is neither snarky nor left-handed. Is the regular editorial board on vacation? How could they let this happen? Look! In the streets! I see dogs and cats living together! Aaaahhhh! -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/4/2002 01:33:02 PM ----- BODY: Bad news, good news Governor Goodhair picked up an endorsement from a group of black ministers, which may help him peel off some of the black vote from Tony Sanchez.
"I don't see why you need to change a horse in the middle of the stream," said alliance member the Rev. F.N. Williams of Antioch Missionary Baptist Church.
That doesn't sound like high praise to me, but the bottom line is what matters. The good news comes from some poll numbers:
As Perry received the endorsement, the UH Center for Public Policy released its new Texas Public Policy Survey showing that Perry leads Sanchez by 42 percent to 32 percent. Pollster Richard Murray, a UH political science professor, said the poll indicates a sizable gain for Sanchez, an oilman and banker from Laredo. A separate Scripps-Howard Texas Poll released in early June showed that Perry had a 20-point lead. Murray said Perry appears to be slipping amid attack ads by Sanchez and a recent string of bad news for Texas, including a projected $5 billion state budget shortfall. "Sanchez isn't so much gaining support as softening up Perry," Murray said. "Perry is an incumbent governor, but he succeeded to the office and is not yet well known to many Texas voters." [...] The Texas Public Policy Survey -- a telephone poll of 739 registered Texas voters conducted June 20-29 -- had a margin of error of plus or minus 3.5 percentage points. The poll also showed that:
  • Democrat Ron Kirk holds a lead of 36 percent to 28 percent over Republican John Cornyn for the U.S. Senate seat being vacated by Phil Gramm. The earlier Texas poll showed Cornyn leading 35 percent to 30 percent. Cornyn is Texas attorney general, and Kirk is a former mayor of Dallas.
  • The race for lieutenant governor is tight, with Republican David Dewhurst, the state land commissioner, at 31 percent to 29 percent for Democrat John Sharp, a former state comptroller who narrowly lost the 1998 lieutenant governor's race to Perry. Dewhurst led the Texas Poll 36 percent to 29 percent.
Wow. Kirk is doing better than I'd have thought. I'm actually surprised that John Sharp is not leading his race, but a statistical tie isn't bad. And Rick Perry doesn't seem to have much of an incumbent's advantage. So all in all, not too bad. Elsewhere in this piece, Sanchez bashes Perry for not returning all of the campaign contributions he got from WorldCom, and Perry bashes Sanchez for having made money off of Enron in the past. A Perry spokesman claims that Sanchez should return the money he got from selling Enron stock in 2000 as well as any profits Sanchez's oil and gas company made from doing business with Enron. Um, I think there's a small bit of difference between owning stock in a company and getting a campaign contribution from a company. Plus, in 2000 when Sanchez sold his Enron stock, Enron was still on top of the world. Is Perry saying that Sanchez had really advanced knowledge of Enron's collapse, or is he saying that any money earned from Enron is tainted? If it's the latter, there are lots of people who will need to cleanse themselves. This all strikes me as silly. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/3/2002 06:51:03 PM ----- BODY: Final word on Cal the Cretin Two Andrews, Andrew Ian Dodge and Andrew Sullivan, continue with the conservative spankings of Cal Thomas. My thanks to those who took up the task, and those who helped find these examples for me. On another front, TAPped has also been leading the charge against Anvil Annie Coulter. A number of people, such as Scoobie Davis and Bill Herbert, have been doing this for awhile - anyone who can read as much Coulter as Scoobie does is either superhuman or masochistic, I'm not sure yet. I think Meryl really captures the reason behind why I sometimes obsess over things like this. I had tried to say something like what she said when I wondered where the conservative condemnations of Cal Thomas were, but I didn't say it nearly this well:
The fact that Coulter can proclaim this crap and not be excoriated from the rooftops of all conservative institutions bothers me a great deal. A great deal. How you can claim this woman as one of your own astonishes me. How you can respect anything this woman writes astonishes me. How you can take seriously anything she utters angers me. You ask liberals to decry the Cynthia McKinney loons. Fine. Now I'm asking conservatives to do the same for Ann Coulter. Stop being proud of idiots like Coulter and slam them the way you slam McKinney. I'm getting a little tired of the bozos getting a free pass because you agree with a few of the things they say. Fair practices, my conservative friends�that's all I'm asking for.
That's it in a nutshell. I'd come across a comment from Jeff Goldstein in this Matt Yglesias post that basically said "why should I bother?" and claimed that expecting some "equality of verbiage spent on putdowns" is a "lefty" argument, and until I read Meryl's piece I couldn't quite frame a response to that. Now I can. Thanks, Meryl! -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/2/2002 09:51:03 PM ----- BODY: Not everyone's on vacation Yeah, I know, Reynolds is off galavanting around somewhere, Welch and Layne are off doing the "Hey kids! Let's start a newspaper!" routine, and Diane is taking a breather. Cheer up - I've taken about all the vacation I'm gonna take for the year. Doesn't that make you feel better? And hey, Kimberley Swygert is back from her world tour, and she's got lots of interesting stuff. Go check it out. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/2/2002 03:56:11 PM ----- BODY: Kuff beats the Chron to the punch On Sunday, Chron political columnist Clay Robison wrote about politicians who campaign on the promise to "run government like a business".
It was amusing last week to hear Sanchez, the Democratic outsider, vowing to "scrub" the budget and Perry, the Republican governmental veteran, defending state spending and insisting that Sanchez didn't know what he was talking about.
Which is pretty much the sentiment that I expressed on Wednesday. You read it here first! (OK, so Robison's column only runs on Sundays. Sue me.) Robison also throws rocks at Tony Sanchez's idea that "scrubbing" the budget will magically solve our looming multibillion dollar deficit. It's a pretty nice fantasy, the idea that, essentially, if we root around the government's seat cushions we'll find enough dropped change to make us solvent without having to make any unpopular choices. Anyone remember the Grace Commission, which was supposed to help Ronald Reagan balance the federal budget by eliminating "waste, fraud, and abuse"? Or maybe the liberal-fantasy movie Dave, in which Kevin Kline's accountant friend balances the federal budget, and they pass a full-employment bill after the Prez kicks the bucket? Each had about the same level or realism. I've started to wonder just what issues Sanchez will campaign on. As Robison notes, the "run government like a business" claim is even dicier these days. The other article I linked says he's going to attack Perry for the bills he vetoed last year. Perry got a lot of criticism for that, so maybe there's some traction there. I haven't watched much TV since the various season finales, so I haven't seen any recent ads. I have to say, though, I'm getting more worried about Sanchez's ability to win. He's easily the weakest part of the "Dream Team", and if he doesn't at least boost turnout among likely Democratic voters, we can look forward to four more years of GOP domination of the state. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/2/2002 03:31:03 PM ----- BODY: Campaign finance reform the hard way The implosion of various companies has hit politicians in the wallet, as several Texas candidates line up to divest themselves of tainted WorldCom money.
Republican Gov. Rick Perry, who has already forfeited $85,000 in campaign contributions from failed energy giant Enron, has decided he won't keep a $10,000 contribution from WorldCom Inc. "We will not keep the funds," said Perry spokesman Ray Sullivan. "We are looking for alternatives rather than return the money to the company."
Other candidates who will be donating WorldCom funds include GOP Senate candidate John Cornyn ($5000), GOP Attorney General candidate Greg Abbott ($3000) and incumbent GOP Comptroller Carole Keeton Rylander ($4500). The article did not indicate if any Democratic candidates are in the same position. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/2/2002 03:21:12 PM ----- BODY: There's a market for everything The University of Texas Medical Branch here in Houston is apologizing for the actions of a former employee who may have sold donated body parts for profit, and for accidentally mixing up the ashes of cremated bodies:
Federal agents are investigating allegations that an employee at the University of Texas Medical Branch illegally sold body parts for his own gain, an FBI spokesman said Monday. And, in what UTMB President Dr. John Stobo called "an unforgivable failure of oversight," officials at the medical school said they have discovered that the cremated remains of many people who willed their bodies to science were mixed. [...] The problems were revealed in a management audit of UTMB's Willed Body Program that began in March and resulted in the May 9 firing of Allen Tyler Jr., 56, of Galveston. Tyler was responsible for receiving and shipping all bodies and body parts at the medical school, as well as for dismembering bodies and shipping parts to other research facilities across the state and nation, according to a document obtained by the Houston Chronicle. The Willed Body Program receives an average of 300 bodies a year, officials say, only about half of which are used by medical students and researchers at the Galveston medical center. Under direction of the Anatomical Board of the State of Texas, UTMB can ship cadavers and body parts to medical schools and research facilities in other states, but not for profit. The FBI is investigating whether an employee at the center was running an illegal body-part brokering operation, Houston FBI spokesman Bob Doguim said. "There may have been someone inside that program who was selling those body parts," Doguim said. He did not mention Tyler but said officials at the medical center had asked the FBI to investigate its Willed Body Program. Stobo said Monday that UTMB requested the investigation when Tyler was fired.
You gotta hate it when that sort of thing happens. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/1/2002 09:38:14 PM ----- BODY: Testing, part deux Also testing the Weblogs ping form. Larry, please tell me if I'm doing this right. Thanks! -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/1/2002 09:34:31 PM ----- BODY: This is a test I'm fooling around with Blogrolling. Let's see how this looks... -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/1/2002 06:07:56 PM ----- BODY: RIP, Pete Gray Pete Gray, who played for the St. Louis Browns in 1945 despite having lost his right arm in a childhood accident, died Sunday at the age of 87. For sure, we will not see the likes of him again in the big leagues. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/1/2002 05:54:11 PM ----- BODY: An immodest proposal Larry sends an open letter to Larry Flynt regarding the woman in Florida who insists on covering her face for her driver's license photo. It got me wondering - When do you think Playboy will feature its first Muslim/Arab Playmate? They've featured a Jewish Playmate - Conservative, even, not Reform - and we all know how fast-growing Islam is, so it makes you wonder. Well, okay, it made me wonder. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/1/2002 05:15:48 PM ----- BODY: Texas No Call kicks in Today is the day that the Texas No Call law kicks in, meaning that people who have signed up to be on the no-call list for telemarketers should start to see a decline in annoying telemarketer calls. Naturally, the evil telemarketing industry is trotting out its usual sob stories:
"I think folks at the state and federal levels had in their mind that this was kind of a small business that kind of annoyed people, so it's OK to revile it," said Louis Mastria, spokesman for the New York-based DMA. "But those things don't match up with the economic reality." An estimated 185 million Americans purchase goods or services by phone each year, including many older residents who don't feel comfortable doing business over the Internet, according to industry records. For every 19 people who yell at or hang up on telemarketers, there's at least one who's receptive to the sales pitch, according to industry statistics. "I don't think people mind being called at home. Most consumers are bothered by the volume of calls," said Kevin Brosnahan, spokesman for the Washington, D.C.-based American Teleservices Association.
I'm gonna assume that "185 million" refers to the number of annual transactions and not actual number of Americans who buy things from telemarketers, as there are roughly 200 million adults in the US, and I have a hard time believing that 90% of them bought goods over the phone last year. It sure doesn't square with the statement that 19 out of 20 people hang up on telemarketers. And for the record, Kevin, I do mind being called at home.
It's too soon to tell whether the no-call laws will prompt companies to cut back on telemarketing, industry officials say. But the additional costs -- registering with the state, buying no-call lists several times a year, hiring people to input the lists and paying hefty fines for violations -- likely will be passed on to consumers. "It will force legitimate telemarketers to pay for the sins of the 20 percent of the industry that give us all a black eye," Mastria said.
Oh, cry me a freakin' river. Are you saying that the cost of condo timeshares and satellite TV installations and low-rate credit cards are going to go up because the state of Texas is generously filtering out the people who would have slammed the phone down on you? Look at it this way: With all the telemarketer-haters out of the way, your hit rate per call will go up. Don't you think that will make your costs go down? Amazing. Meanwhile, a four-Claude rating goes to this headline: "Some telemarketing officials think no-call list unneccesary".
Many telemarketing industry officials say the Texas no-call list, effective today -- and more than two dozen other states' similar lists of residents who don't want telemarketing calls -- is unnecessary. They say consumers already are protected under federal law, which:
  • Prohibits telemarketing calls before 8 a.m. and after 9 p.m., based on the resident's time zone.
  • Prohibits companies from using automated dialers and leaving prerecorded messages for commercial purposes on a resident's answering machine.
  • Requires firms to keep a no-call list of residents who specifically have asked that company not to call them anymore.
  • Requires every telemarketer to state his or her name, which can be an alias as long as the company can identify the employee if a customer files a complaint.
  • Requires telemarketers to state their company, that they are calling to sell a good or service, and the seller's address or phone number if a customer wants to cancel the order or lodge a complaint.
Man, I get at least a dozen auto-dialer prerecorded messages on my answering machine per week. If there are existing laws which are supposed to prevent that, they ain't working. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/1/2002 05:15:19 PM ----- BODY: Principles, schminciples The Chron gives Dubya the business for abandoning his free-trade principles. It's a good piece, and it's always heartening to see a bastion of pro-Bushiness such as the Chron take him to task, but would it kill them to note, even in passing, that Clinton (who bucked his party on NAFTA) and Gore (who eviscerated Ross Perot in a debate on NAFTA) had solid records on free trade? I know, the cognitive dissonance would probably make their heads explode. I'll go off into a corner and be happy with what I can get. I see that Owen agrees with this editorial, noting that "like a broken watch, the Chronicle is still right a small percentage of the time". Given our differing perspectives, it's amusing that we both see Houston's Only Information Source (motto: As If You've Got A Choice) as being the classic blind pig finding an acorn on this issue. Note to theChron's editorial board: This is not one of those times when you should take comfort in the belief that you must be doing something right because you're being attacked from all sides. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 7/1/2002 05:12:41 PM ----- BODY: Feeding frenzy! I got mentioned on TAPped. Woo hoo! Just goes to show what a relentless commitment to quality and a well-placed double sawbuck can do. Anyway, Atrios points to this entry from Privateer. Well done! He also points to this VodkaPundit entry. I agree with Atrios in that VodkaPundit misses the point. Look, many of us on the left thought Noam Chomsky was an idiot long before 9/11. We've had to spend a lot of time since then disavowing him and people like him since then, people with whom we'd never identified or sympathized. There were many reasons why we felt compelled to do this, not the least of which was a strong desire to not be associated in any way with the kind of wrongheadedness that they espoused. It may seem like a waste of time to shoot down idiots like Cal Thomas. It is in some ways, but there's an important reason to do it anyway: There is probably some portion of my readership, as well as VodkaPundit's, that had never heard of Cal Thomas before today. We're doing these people a favor by making sure they know who he is and why, should they ever encounter a blogger who quotes or cites him favorably, they should seriously consider whether that blogger has anything worthwhile to say. I suppose VP's blithe dismissal of Cal Thomas accomplishes that, but I still wish he'd taken this more gravely. In the comments on yesterday's entry, Josh points me to this Midwest Conservatove Journal entry, and to today's WSJ Best of the Web, in which James Taranto makes the same body-count observation that I did. Thanks, Josh! Andrea Harris nominates Cal Thomas for Dumbass of the Month. With all due respect, he should get a Lifetime Achievement Award. Andrea points to Rand Simberg, who I believe gives Cal way too much credit for subtlety:
If he'd said, "I believe it's a greater injury..." then I might say, what an idiot. But he's simply saying that many will conclude that, which may, as far as I know, be perfectly true.
Mmm. Sorry, but I agree with Andrea: This sounds like a royal "we" to me, too. There's a reason that English teachers and Microsoft Word deprecate the passive voice. I like what David Ross says in Andrea's comments, that Thomas is "too cowardly to stand by his own beliefs, and too dishonest to admit that no-one of any brain would support them either. A 10th grade teacher would dock a cool 10% from a term paper for that." DailyPundit takes the same ho-hum approach that VodkaPundit does. As noted above, I think that's copping out. It's easy to point to one stupid thing someone says and say "I always knew that guy was an idiot". If you really believe that, you ought to provide some evidence for it. Besides, it's not the case that TAPped "suddenly discovered" that Cal Thomas is an idiot. When TAPped says "But never did Tapped believe that anyone -- even Cal Thomas -- would say this", that sure sounds to me like there's an implied "a big dumbass such as" in there. The point that TAPped was making was that even by Thomas' incredibly high standards for idiocy he managed to shock them. That's worth commenting on, frenzied or not. On a completely unrelated note: Is it just me, or does Cal Thomas bear an uncanny resemblance to Dabney Coleman? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/30/2002 10:15:17 PM ----- BODY: Trivia time Who is the only NBA player taller than 7'2" who has played on a championship team? Read this article on the life and times of the league's biggest players to find out. Anyone who gets this right is a serious sports fan. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/30/2002 07:10:26 PM ----- BODY: Where's the outrage? TAPped recently printed this excerpt from a dreadful Cal Thomas column:
On the eve of our great national birthday party and in the aftermath of Sept. 11, when millions of us turned to God and prayed for forgiveness of individual and corporate sins and asked for His protection against future attacks, the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals in San Francisco has inflicted on this nation what many will conclude is a greater injury than that caused by the terrorists.
You read that right: Cal Thomas believes that the recent 9th Circuit Court ruling about the Pledge of Allegiance is a greater injury to America than the 9/11 attacks. Putting aside the fact that the death toll from this ruling was considerably lower than that of airplanes flying into buildings, Thomas seems to verge awfully close to saying that the attacks were somehow the result of those individual and corporate sins that we were supposed to be asking forgiveness for. Does anyone want to bet that if there is another attack, Thomas will write a column that mentions this ruling as a contributing factor? I'm not going to waste too much time on this drivel. Cal Thomas is a predictable right-wing shill in the David Horowitz/Ann Coulter mold. He's a modern day Pharisee who writes tirelessly about the virtues of people like himself. There's no starting point for engaging in debate. TAPped says that the blogosphere "ought to get itself whipped into a frenzy about this one." I agree, but for liberals like me and some of the others who have responded to TAPped's call, it's shooting fish in a barrel. Thomas may have grooved one for us here, but let's face it, we could randomly pick any one of his columns and find something that we consider reprehensible. There's no challenge to this. So what I would like to know is where are the denunciations from conservatives? This is easily the equivalent of any stupid thing Noam Chomsky or Ted Rall has said. I know perfectly well that the vast majority of conservatives, even those who I find appalling, would disagree with what Cal Thomas has written. I want to see some examples of conservative pundits and bloggers taking Thomas to task for this. Otherwise, given that more than one conservative writer has attempted to make hay by tarring all liberals with the Chomsky/Rall brush, many of those freestyle Fiskings of the loony Left were really nothing more than scoring points. Please feel free to use the comments to point me in the right direction. I will happily give credit where it is due. By the way, Thomas begins the last paragraph of his hit piece as follows: "The overwhelming majority of Americans have been forced to stomach a lot of garbage in recent years". You can add your column to that garbage heap, pal. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/29/2002 05:38:38 PM ----- BODY: Houston "fitness czar" controversy Sigh. No matter how much people like me defend Our Fair City, it's stories like this that give the Randall Pattersons and Katherine Mieszkowskis of the world their ammunition.
Houston's new "fitness czar" is using the city's weight-loss Web site to push a diet that nutrition experts say is potentially harmful and that promotes protein powders and other nutritional supplements he sells.
Larry says it best:
If [Mayor Lee] Brown wants to promote fitness, he can loosen taxes on fitness centers, provide incentives for employers who allow their employees access to a weight room or motivate employees to take time to exercise, quit tearing up the bike paths with short-term construction projects, etc. and so forth. Standing on the sidelines and cheering with rah rah rah go Houston while letting his buddy sell something that's contrary to what the USDA recommends isn't going to work.
Amen. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/29/2002 12:11:15 PM ----- BODY: HMO successfully sued A jury has awarded $13 million to the widow and daughter of a man who died days after an HMO forced him out of a skilled nursing facility. The 83-year-old man was back in the hospital the next day and died five days after that.
George Parker Young, a Fort Worth lawyer who represented the family, said the jury was outraged by evidence that Cigna's medical director and utilization review nurse received bonuses for reducing inpatient stays. "It was clear that Cigna put cost-cutting ahead of patient safety at a time when the patient most needed care," said Young. [...] In addition to finding Cigna was grossly negligent, the Dallas jury said that the company caused serious bodily injury to Pybas, a violation of the state's criminal law against elder abuse. Young said that finding negated otherwise applicable caps on punitive damages. According to the lawsuit, [Herschel] Pybas was in and out of the hospital from Oct. 6, 1998, until his admission to the skilled nursing facility on Dec. 31, 1998. He was forced out of the facility on Jan. 22, 1999. Dr. Nathan Watson, who was treating Pybas, testified that he wanted to keep his patient in the nursing facility but Cigna was pushing to get him out. Pybas suffered from congestive heart failure and progressive renal failure as well as a bedsore. He had a history of stroke, anemia, upper respiratory infection and malnutrition. Young said evidence showed that Cigna officials never reviewed Pybas' medical records before deciding he should be sent home. Although Pybas required oxygen, he was not provided any when an ambulance took him home from the nursing facility.
This is the first such jury award in Texas, which was the first state to allow people to sue HMOs. The bill became law without then-Governor Bush's signature. Bush vetoed the earlier law, refused to sign this one, then crowed about his achievements in health care reform on the campaign trail in 2000. About 20 to 30 lawsuits have been filed since the Health Care Liability Act was passed in 1997 over the objection of conservatives who swore that it would lead to a flood of such suits. That's four to six filings per year in a state of 20 million people. Some flood. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/29/2002 11:59:00 AM ----- BODY: To all those who have come by lately looking for pictures of the Women of Enron or Shari Daugherty, I have one question: You do know that Playboy has, like, a web page, right? Just checking. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/28/2002 02:06:34 PM ----- BODY: RIP, John Entwhistle The bassist for The Who is dead at 57. I saw The Who at the Astrodome in 1989, which was the first of their reunion tours. It was an awesome show, made even better by having Stevie Ray Vaughn as the opening act. How often do you see an opening act do an encore and get a standing ovation? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/28/2002 01:41:40 PM ----- BODY: Redneck neighbor Think you've got bad neighbors? Read this and be thankful. Via my cousin-in-law and faithful reader Emilie. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/28/2002 01:39:32 PM ----- BODY: Citizens vs. the Katy Freeway expansion The Katy Corridor Coalition has taken its first steps towards challenging the proposed widening of I-10 west of Loop 610. The notice, which you can read here, focuses on the lack of any high-occupancy vehicle (HOV) lanes, which allegedly violates the federally-approved clean air plan for Houston. There are plenty of other concerns, such as noise, flood control, and the need for rail, but this is a good place to start Naturally, the cronies who pushed through this plan pooh-pooh the opposition:
County Commissioner Steve Radack, in whose precinct the freeway lies, called it "a shame that a few people would get together and conspire to inconvenience hundreds of thousands of people because of their own selfish beliefs."
Funny, I was thinking exactly the same thing. I have a proposal for you, Steve: Let's use the patented Tom DeLay Transportation Solution and vote on this. If it's good enough for light rail, it's good enough for the Katy Freeway. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/28/2002 01:29:23 PM ----- BODY: First Enron indictments Three former British bankers who stole over $7 million from Enron via secret investments in an Enron partner company have been indicted for wire fraud. Next up on the Justice Department's shopping list: Fastow and Skilling:
The [defendants] were involved as outside players in some of the complex and controversial partnerships set up by Enron Chief Financial Officer Andrew Fastow and his aide Michael Kopper that critics have said eventually helped sink the company. [...] According to the Justice Department's charging document, the three bankers used a series of intricate financial transactions involving an Enron entity called Southampton LP to defraud the British bank they worked for. The fraud occurred when the men secretly invested in Southampton, eventually reaping $7.3 million in profits that belonged to the bank that employed them, the Justice Department charged. [...] Southampton has been under scrutiny by federal and congressional investigators almost from the outset of the Enron debacle because of huge profits made by executives of the company and others from relatively tiny investments. In early 2000, Fastow and Kopper each turned a $25,000 investment in Southampton into a $4.5 million gain within a few months, according to a special report released earlier this year by the Enron board. Others, like former Enron treasurer Ben Glisan and lawyer Kristina Mordaunt also reaped huge cash payments from investments in Southampton.
I really hope they plead out in return for testimony against Fastow and Skilling. The only thing that's keeping me from taunting Mickey Kaus right now is the lack of Ken Lay's name anywhere in this article. Maybe he really was totally clueless about what was happening under him. Amazing. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/27/2002 12:19:26 PM ----- BODY: That other freeway A nice little article in the Chron about community participation in the debate over widening I-45 north of downtown. Neighborhood groups, including my own, were there to oppose plans to widen I-45 beyond its existing right-of-way, as this would require the demolition of many houses. The story covers one of three meetings that Metro is holding to discuss transit options, including rail.
The meeting that address concerns inside the Loop was one of three organized by the Metro team to gather comments on the highway study's progress. Their work is focused on an area that runs about 30 miles from downtown to The Woodlands along I-45, and between I-45 and the Hardy Toll Road. About four miles of I-45 and U.S. 59 segments south of downtown are included. As part of the study, Metro is analyzing a variety of advanced high-capacity options such as light rail or high-speed bus, as well as highway improvements. [...] Located near Houston's largest and busiest airport and a north Houston business district, and surrounded by several growing suburbs, the Greenspoint area should serve as a mass transit crossroads, said many participants at Metro's Greenspoint/IAH planning session. While the majority agreed that a light-rail system running through the area is a must, many ideas surfaced on what route that train should take and where and how many stops it should make. "Is there any reason we can't ask for all at the same time?" said Houston Police Department Sgt. Corby Weber. Some common themes that emerged from the meeting, Smith said, included the need for light-rail access from Greenspoint along Greens Road and the Hardy Toll Road, a stop at Greenspoint Mall, a light-rail line that serves local residents, and a line continuing north with stops at FM 1960, FM 2920, The Woodlands and Texas 242. Eager for a high-speed alternative to lengthy and congested road trips to downtown Houston and points beyond, Woodlands-area residents and business owners voiced strong support for a light-rail line down I-45.
That last bit is especially encouraging, since it's so often the folks in the far-flung suburbs who push for road widening because they can't get to work fast enough to suit them. Compare to the recent announcements about widening I-10 west of Loop 610, which was pushed through without any real consideration of other options, led by westside Congressman John Culberson. There is organized opposition to this plan, but unlike the I-45 corridor folks, these people are starting out behind the eight ball. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/27/2002 12:07:56 PM ----- BODY: Maybe they're looking to boost their hit count as well The Chron uses its whimsical puns quotient in this front page story on the Women of Enron, then gets all metaphorical on the editorial pages:
It's blushingly appropriate for the times, some would say, that on the same day WorldCom was making headlines for having overstated its cash flow by more than $3.8 billion, "the women of Enron" were making a splash and some cash by baring their personal assets in Playboy magazine. Had the same level of transparency applied to WorldCom, the nation's second-largest long-distance carrier, to Enron and to a growing host of other corporate giants, investors and employees might not be losing the proverbial shirts off their backs and the fig leaf of corporate ethics wouldn't be in the media mulcher.
These things just write themselves sometimes, don't they? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/27/2002 09:35:00 AM ----- BODY: Free speech controversy The University of Houston is apparently going to disregard a court order that allowed an anti-abortion group to display large photos of dead fetuses in the heavily trafficked Butler Plaza area.
U.S. District Judge Ewing Werlein Jr. ruled last week that UH must allow the student group Pro-Life Cougars to put up the controversial display this fall in the heavily trafficked Butler Plaza, near UH's Hoffman Hall and M.D. Anderson Library. The judge concluded that UH violated the group's First Amendment rights to free speech and 14th Amendment rights to equal protection last October by not permitting the display in the plaza. UH spokesman Mike Cinelli said Werlein's order is moot because it only applies to a previous university policy on regulating speech. He said a new policy enacted Tuesday will allow UH to restrict the proposed display to one of four so-called "free speech zones" in less visible areas of campus. "This whole issue is really a case about where free speech will occur as opposed to the ability to express free speech," Cinelli said.
I'm as pro-choice as the next guy, but I think the Pro-Life Cougars are being shafted. As long as they are not aggressively confronting passersby, UH's attempt to restrict them to a more remote area of campus is a restriction on legitimate speech.
The same exhibit was allowed on Butler Plaza in March 2001, leading to student protests and partly causing UH to form a committee that summer to re-evaluate its free speech policy, Cinelli said. The exhibit also caused the University of Texas and Baylor University to re-examine their free speech policies after controversies erupted in those universities last year.
What these schools should have decided about their free-speech policies is that, y'know, free speech is a Good Thing, and that the protests against this exhibit are a demonstration of how it should work. I'll quote Penn Jillette again: "The cure for bad speech isn't no speech, it's more speech." Isn't college supposed to be a place where people encounter ideas that maybe they don't like? How can you argue against someone's position on an issue if you don't know the details of that position? Owen links to this article about a backlash against these so-called "free speech zones" on campuses. I wish them well. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/27/2002 09:18:34 AM ----- BODY: Rockets end the suspense, pick Yao And right now everyone's happy about this pick, including his new teammates and the ever feckless Chron sports columnists. Not that anyone outside of Houston noticed, but the Rockets also appear to have gotten a steal with their other first round draft choice, Slovenian player Bostjan Nachbar. Nachbar, who could fill a largish hole at small forward, is happy to be here:
For weeks, the Rockets had targeted Bostjan Nachbar with their second first-round pick. Then Nachbar put on a show that left the Rockets concerned only that he would be gone before they were up with the 15th pick. But as impressive as Nachbar's performance was to the Rockets, he was more sold on the Rockets. He checked flight schedules from Houston to his home in Slovenia. He imagined himself filling a wing with Yao Ming sending an outlet pass and Steve Francis handling the ball on a break. He penned a letter to general manager Carroll Dawson and coach Rudy Tomjanovich to thank them for considering him, the first letter of its type they had ever received and the only one he sent. [...] "After one day in Houston, I fell in love with Houston," Nachbar said in a phone interview from New York, where he attended the draft. "I love the team, the personnel. Everyone was great to me. I had four workouts (in Charlotte, Indiana, Houston and Washington). Houston was something special. From the beginning, I knew this is where I wanted to be."
Take that, Randall Patterson! -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/26/2002 11:34:05 PM ----- BODY: More on the gender gap numbers Atrios notes that one of his commenters has pointed out that the real driver behind the college gender gap is the larger discrepancy among nonwhite students. Unfortunately, that doesn't make very much difference. If you look at the absolute numbers - 698,000 female graduates versus 529,000 male grads - the assumption that the number of white female grads is about the same as the number of white male grads leads to the conclusion that white females are outnumbered by a 2-1 margin by nonwhite females in universities. White males would thus be outnumbered by about a 9:7 ratio in this scenario. Obviously, that ain't so. A more reasonable assumption is that the white to nonwhite ratio at universities is about 3:1 or 4:1. Under those conditions, the gender gap for whites is about 5:4, or 55.5% to 45.5%. The greater the ratio between white and nonwhite, the closer the white gender gap will come to the overall 57:43 ratio. (I'm skipping the math because it basically boils down to the kind of related-rate word problems that most normal people hated in high school algebra. And it's late and I did a bunch of back-of-the-envelope calculating in my head. If you insist on making me show my work, let me know in the comments.) The bottom line is that the larger nonwhite gender gaps have a small overall effect. A better line of inquiry is the one that Fritz raised, which is the effect of the larger incarceration rate among men. If, for example, the ratio of college age black women who are not in jail to college age black men who are not in jail is 60:40, then the gender gap for blacks is merely reflective of the general population. I don't have the time or the gumption to look into this right now, but maybe I will later. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/26/2002 09:30:08 PM ----- BODY: The college gender gap Fritz Schranck finds Instant Man's reaction to this article about the gender gap in American universities surprising. I confess that I've never been all that impressed with Reynolds, so I'm not that surprised. Is Reynolds unaware that the very first expert the article quotes (Christina Hoff Sommers) is one of the leading critics of the anti-male strain of feminism, or is he being disingenuous? I can't imagine she'd miss the chance to blame overzealous feminists for this problem if she thought they were at fault. Perhaps if he'd done some research (as Fritz did) before he exercised his knee-jerk liberal media bashing, he wouldn't sound so whiny. Whenever someone makes a possibly foolish general statement about colleges, I always ask myself "Would that be true at Texas A&M?" A&M, for those not familiar, is a true bastion of nonliberalism, and with their legendary reverance for the Corps of Cadets, it's quite friendly to the Y chromosome. As it happens, A&M is a rare Texas public school with more men than women, though a closer look at the numbers indicates that the entire difference and then some is accounted for by the College of Engineering, which in Fall 2000 had 7800 men and 1900 women. The overall enrollment figures would tend to support Reynolds' thesis that men are avoiding college environs which are hostile to them, though I note that A&M still has a higher attrition rate and lower graduation rate for men than women. I was going to compare A&M's numbers to those of California-Berkeley for grins, but I couldn't find them for Cal. You can find all sorts of data about the graduation rates of the various racial groups, but I failed to locate any such data broken down by gender. For what it's worth, the notoriously PC Berkeley is only slightly majority female. In any event, thanks in part to people like Sommers, more attention is being paid to the growing disparity between boys' and girls' academic acheivements. Whatever is causing this trend - and as Fritz notes, there are a number of factors - it does need to be understood and dealt with. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/26/2002 05:30:13 PM ----- BODY: Deformed frogs update Alert reader (I've always wanted to say that) Frank writes in to say that he recalled seeing news articles about bacteria being a cause of the rash of deformed frogs. I did a little more Googling, and found that bacteria has in fact been suspected as a cause of the Minnesota frogs' deformity:
[A] parasite called a trematode may be involved in some frog deformities. Trematodes burrow into the limb buds of tadpoles and can, in fact, cause at least one of the deformities seen in Minnesota frogs.
A study by Gee Chow, "Pesticides and the Mystery of Deformed Frogs," JOURNAL OF PESTICIDE REFORM Vol. 17, No. 3 (Fall 1997), pg. 14, was cited as the source of that information. However, others have disputed this. A pesticide called methoprene, used for mosquito control, is considered the leading contender for the deformities, but researchers have not fully ruled out parasites and pathogens. So stay tuned. UPDATE: Paul Orwin informs me that trematodes, though classified as microorganisms, are not bacteria. Read the comments for a fuller explanation. Thanks, Paul! -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/26/2002 05:09:19 PM ----- BODY: First view of the Women of Enron Via the Chron, which at least had the decency to not do any dime store moralizing as it was gleefully exploiting the story and snapping color photos. This Enron model highlights one of the great things about Houston: You can be nekkid outside almost any time of year and not freeze your keester off.
Enron worker Shari Daugherty, 22, who grew up in nearby Richmond and graduated from Fort Bend Baptist Academy, told reporters that it was "a big fantasy" when she posed in the raw in front of Enron's downtown skyscrapers. She said skin show was fate: "I (posed nude) because it was there for me to do."
God bless America. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/26/2002 05:05:54 PM ----- BODY: Pledge of Allegiance unconstitutional So says the 9th Circuit US Court of Appeals, in ruling that the phrase "under God" violates the Establishment Clause.
"A profession that we are a nation 'under God' is identical, for Establishment Clause purposes, to a profession that we are a nation 'under Jesus,' a nation 'under Vishnu,' a nation 'under Zeus,' or a nation 'under no god,' because none of these professions can be neutral with respect to religion," Judge Alfred T. Goodwin wrote for the three-judge panel. The appeals said that when President Eisenhower signed the legislation inserting "under God" after the words "one nation," he wrote that "millions of our schoolchildren will daily proclaim in every city and town, every village and rural schoolhouse, the dedication of our nation and our people to the Almighty." The court noted that the U.S. Supreme Court has said students cannot hold religious invocations at graduations and cannot be compelled to recite the pledge. But when the pledge is recited in a classroom, a student who objects is confronted with an "unacceptable choice between participating and protesting," the appeals court said. "Although students cannot be forced to participate in recitation of the pledge, the school district is nonetheless conveying a message of state endorsement of a religious belief when it requires public school teachers to recite, and lead the recitation of, the current form of the pledge," the court said.
Hoo boy. That sound you just heard was the fundraising arm of every religious organization in America jumping into action. The hyperbole is gonna get thick in a hurry. Many moons ago, when I was a freshman at Stuyvesant High School, the ruling came down from the school board that the Pledge of Allegiance was to be read over the loudspeaker every morning. This was not a popular decision among the students, but it was ameliorated by a policy that no one was actually required to stand and recite the pledge. In the case of my very loosely run homeroom, I can't recall a single instance of a student reciting along. Most of the time, you couldn't even hear it over the din of the room (we had a very disinterested homeroom teacher). You could certainly make the case that "under God" would be counter to quite a few people's religion at Stuyvesant. I knew quite a few classmates who were Muslim, Hindu, and Buddhist, not to mention the Conservative and Orthodox Jews who are forbidden to say words like "God". They have a very strict interpretation of "thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain", which basically says that since we cannot know God, we cannot know the proper way to say His name, and so we may be profaning Him by addressing Him by name. When they refer to God, they use the Hebrew word "Hashem", which means "the name of God", or simply "the name". In computer scientist terms, it's a pointer. Those of us who remember the shameless way that Bush the Elder used the Pledge of Allegiance to flog Mike Dukakis will find a certain irony in the fact that this ruling came down during the reign of Bush the Younger. I've no doubt that Dubya will use this ruling to whip supporters into a frenzy, especially when he's out on the campaign trail. As I've noted before, we should bear in mind that not all those who oppose public displays and declarations of religion are themselves nonreligious or even non-Christian. It will not surprise me if the Supremes overturn this decision. As my friend Matt has noted, this was a three-judge panel's ruling, so it may not even survive the 9th Circuit en banc. The same court has twice ruled that "In God We Trust" on US currency is not unconstitutional, after all. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/26/2002 10:57:14 AM ----- BODY: Perry v. Sanchez, round 1 of many Governor Goodhair and Tony Sanchez went at it during their first joint campaign appearance. I found this bit amusing:
But the Republican governor rebuked Sanchez for claiming that he could use businesslike efficiency to milk enough money from the state budget to pay for extensive educational improvements.
Wasn't it Republicans who used to campaign on pledges to run government like a business? We sure live in some strange times. Seriously, though, Goodhair has a point when he says that Sanchez's promise to find more money for schools by eliminating "waste, fraud, and abuse" is hot air. Of course there's fat in the state budget, even in a low-tax, low-service state like Texas. The problem, as any national politician who ever tried to eliminate things like the mohair and ethanol subsidies can attest, is that one man's waste is another man's vital program. It's easy to get a license to hunt sacred cows, but good luck bagging the limit. Some good news for those who dislike or distrust school vouchers:
The Laredo businessman scored one of the biggest rounds of applause from the audience when, answering a question, he reaffirmed his opposition to private school vouchers, which are widely disliked among public school officials. Silence, in contrast, greeted Perry's call for a limited, pilot voucher program to enable some low-income children to use tax dollars to pay tuition at private or parochial schools.
-------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/26/2002 10:41:37 AM ----- BODY: Looks like the path has been cleared for the Rockets to draft Yao Ming. Here's a statement from the Rockets web page:
Rockets general counsel Michael Goldberg issued the following statement today: �I received a letter early this morning from Chinese Basketball Association Chief Executive Xin Lancheng confirming that all of his concerns had been addressed. We are looking forward to drafting Yao Ming with the first overall selection in the 2002 NBA Draft. The fact that we arrived at such a mutually beneficial understanding in such a short period of time illustrates the spirit of cooperation and trust that existed throughout these discussions. There were many rounds of congratulations exchanged this morning with Chief Executive Xin, Yao Ming�s representatives and officials from the Shanghai Sharks.�
And a few photos of Rockets coach Rudy Tomjonavich and his new player. I sure hope that's Yao's game face in this picture and not his opinion of the new coach. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/25/2002 05:03:08 PM ----- BODY: Women of Enron update Apparently, the women who will be featured in Playboy's Women of Enron pictorial will be signing copies of their issue on Thursday evening, according to the Chron's Ken Hoffman, who is always an invaluable resource in times like these:
Soup Nazi rules will be in effect Thursday when the "Women of Enron" autograph their pictorial in Playboy magazine at the SuperStand in Uptown Park. Here's the drill: Buy the magazine, open it to the pictorial and step sideways to the table. You may chitchat briefly with the women, but cheesy pickup lines are discouraged (like they ever work, anyway). The scribble session will run from 4:30 to 6:30 p.m. The Enron issue of Playboy will be available everywhere else on Friday. In case you're wondering, 300 past and present Enron women volunteered to pose for the magazine. Ten made it.
-------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/25/2002 04:52:28 PM ----- BODY: Jonah Keri lays out a reasonable plan to help the Expos win ther NL East. Stranger things have happened, and lesser things have been worth rooting for. Go Expos! -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/25/2002 04:52:08 PM ----- BODY: Times are tough for Anna Kournikova, who was bounced from Wimbledon in the first round and drew criticism for her behavior in a postgame interview. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/25/2002 04:51:27 PM ----- BODY: A plague of frogs Mac recently had some fun with this article about giant bullfrogs which are terrorizing Germany. Mac notes that these are introduced species. As funny as a plague of frogs in Germany is, it's unfortunately the case that bullfrogs are causing havoc in other places, such as in the Vancouver area. The Vancouver Aquarium has a whole exhibit on frogs, including the invading bullfrogs. The problem there is that in addition to competing for the same habitat, bullfrogs can and do eat other frogs, a factor which is threatening the survival of several native species. Frogs are apparently somewhat of a canary in the environmental coal mine. This is because their skin offers little protection against toxins, which makes them sensitive to changes in their surroundings. A recent rash of deformed frogs has led some people to wonder if it's an indication of rising levels of chemicals in ground water. Whatever you may think of that, it's hard to look at some of the deformed frogs and not worry about it. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/25/2002 04:50:21 PM ----- BODY: Airport security I was fairly impressed with the security at SeaTac Airport. They frequently repeated the instruction to relieve yourself of anything electionic or metallic when passing through the metal detector, which was apparently set to a pretty sensitive setting, and they were quick to call for a manual scan for anyone who couldn't avoid setting it off. I also saw several people, including Tiffany, have to remove their shoes so they could be sent through the X-ray machine. There's been a fair amount written about the use of racial and ethnic profiling by airport security, and it's more nuanced than I had thought it would be when I went Googling for blog entries. What I saw at SeaTac was what you'd want to see - security personnel following strict procedures, and taking extra measures when they were called for. It felt like a charitable reading of Norman Mineta's infamous comment about 70-year-old grandmothers, since the security folks were only concerned with who was setting off the metal detectors. I'm not denying the potential value in taking a longer and harder look at passengers of Middle Eastern heritage - to paraphrase Willie Sutton, that's where the terrorists are. still, I couldn't help but think that such screening wouldn't have weeded out Richard Reid or Jose Padilla. No single method will be the best solution. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/25/2002 04:48:42 PM ----- BODY: Travel update, volume V On Friday we headed north to Vancouver. To those who say that the Canadian border is a sieve, I can tell you that if you try to enter or exit Canada via I-5, you'll need to show proof of citizenship to the customs agents, and you may have to answer a bunch of questions about who you are and what you do for a living. We saw at least one vehicle get denied entry into Canada on our way in. We really did need our passports. The Hertz Never Lost system got rather confused on our way in to Vancouver. After exiting highway BC 99, we took a wrong fork in the road (due in no small part to the road being very poorly marked) and spent nearly 15 minutes going in circles trying to find our way back. We later found out that the map database for Vancouver was a relatively new addition to their system. We stayed in a hotel in downtown Vancouver, about a mile from Stanley Park and a half-mile from the convention center. Once we'd checked in we took a stroll around the place, winding up at Stanley Park before walking back. It was nice to stretch our legs out, and the weather was gorgeous, perfect for walking. We had dinner at a sushi bar on the way back to the hotel, then changed for an all-wedding-guests party that the bride and groom were hosting that evening. The wedding party was about 120 people, most of whom were at the Friday night get-together. It was a fun and loose event in which the groom's brother-in-law emceed some silly bridesmaids-versus-groomsmen and bride-versus-groom games. The guests entertained themselves by decorating caricatures of the happy couple and taking a rather challenging quiz about Canada. I got about half the answers right, and I'm pretty good at this sort of thing. Saturday was another beautiful day. The bride and groom led a small but hearty group of guests for a dip in the chilly English Bay. Helena, the bride, announced this outing on Friday night and specified that swimsuits were necessary, so I assume they didn't go here. We hadn't packed swimsuits, so I didn't join them. Instead, we took the car to Stanley Park this time and visited the excellent Vancouver Aquarium. Among the cool things that they had there are Beluga whales, sleepover programs, and a walk-through butterfly exhibit. We then had lunch at an outdoor restaurant which overlooked the Lion's Gate Bridge. The wedding was held in the St. Andrew's-Wesley Church, which has apparently been used in various episodes of The X Files as the place Scully goes when she's having a crisis of faith. The ceremony went off without any aliens or ectoplasm getting in the way, then the guests were transported via shuttles to Brock House, a historic mansion on Jericho Beach. As with pretty much everything in Vancouver, the view and backdrop were spectacular. Best of all, they had a fine selection of beer. A good time was had by all. We returned to Whidbey Island on Sunday for our niece Vanessa's third birthday party. The Never Lost got confused again as we left town, but this time we were able to recover without too much agita. One thing that really amazed me during all the driving we did was that from Whidbey to Anacortes to Orcas to Vancouver we were able to pick up Canadian rock station CKKQ. If you're ever up in that part of the world, tune your radio to 100.3 FM and leave it there. That was the best radio station I've listened to since the heyday of New York's 102.7 WNEW back in the 80s. We spent a few hours in Whidbey helping Vanessa celebrate her birthday - with both sets of grandparents as well as two aunt/uncle pairs, she had plenty of help - then saddled up again to head back to Bellevue where we would once again crash at Manu and Jenny's house. The last thing we did before we left town was a stop at Pike Place Fish Market for some dungeness crab to go. They packed it for travel, and we wolfed it down at home with some help from Tiffany's parents, without whom we'd not have been able to cross the border in the first place. Today, after putting the passports back in the safety deposit box and profusely thanking the BankOne employee who helped us out with that, I will rescue Harry from the kennel on my way home from work, and all will be back to normal at home. Just in time for next weekend's housewarming party... -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/24/2002 10:26:38 PM ----- BODY: Another perspective One of the benefits to travel, in my opinion, is the opportunity to look at another city's newspaper(s). I find it moderately annoying that Seattle, a city which is much smaller than Houston, has two daily papers while we're stuck with one. In any event, today's Seattle Times had a couple of interesting pieces in their Business section, about a universal remote that might actually simplify the TV/cable/VCR mess, the possibility that Peru might ban Microsoft products from their government offices, and how evil popup ads are starting to be tolerated by web users. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/24/2002 10:01:39 PM ----- BODY: I'm back Looks like there's been some spirited discussion in my absence. I'm back now, so I'll try to get into some new and improved trouble. Look for a final trip report and some thoughts on airport security tomorrow. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/21/2002 12:34:50 PM ----- BODY: I've read Owen and Josh's defenses of the alliance between American Christians and the Organization of Islamic Conferences (OIC) on matters of abortion and gay rights. Owen points out that the OIC is made up of over 50 countries, mostly "moderate" Islamic nations, and has been a strategic ally in the War on Terror. Josh notes that agreement on some points between Christian conservatives and Islamist nations does not imply agreement on all points, and that we're worked and voted with mortal enemies in the UN any number of times in the past when a matter of our national interest coincides with theirs. The OIC is surely comprised of nations which are mostly at least non-hostile towards us. I suppose this argument would ring less hollow to me were it not for the quote about how Sudan helped prevent abortion rights language from entering a UN statement, or the bit about how US officials conferred with Iranian officials. In other words, if the Christian conservatives were merely dealing with a large organization that happens to include a few bad apples, it would be more believable if they avoided dealing directly with those bad apples. Then there's the question of which values the two groups actually share. I suppose it was the Moroccan official's use of the term "family values", an expression that can cover quite a bit of territory, that got my antennae humming. The thing about strategic alliances is that you often find yourself going along with things you wouldn't normally in support of an ally, possibly in return for something that ally wouldn't normally do. Will the US officials turn a blind eye to, say, honor killings in order to maintain this alliance? I'm sure any number of OIC nations would file such a thing under "family values". As for national interest, it's a bitter pill for me to swallow, but when we have a Republican in the White House, opposition to abortion and gay rights are going to be classified as being in the national interest. (And may I pause for a moment here to say once more: Thanks, Ralph!) Fine. I still question the priorities of an administration that would put this agenda ahead of such things as freedom, democracy, and open markets. I still say that working with even a small number of hostile nations in opposition to things that our real allies support undermines our relationship with those allies in the War on Terror. I still say that what we're doing here is objectively wrong. Finally, apart from the Bush Administration, I question the values and priorities of the Christian activists themselves. As the Bull Moose noted, Sudan practices slavery against its Christian population. In many OIC nations, from hostiles like Iran to "moderates" like Saudi Arabia, Christians are not allowed to openly practice their faith. Freedom of worship is a foreign concept. There was a time when American Chritian organizations concerned themselves with issues like that. I suppose it's more important nowadays to ensure that slowing the spread of AIDS does not include making condoms available. Let's not hear anything more about "moral authority" from this crowd, shall we? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/20/2002 11:21:07 PM ----- BODY: Travel update, volume IV Today Tiffany and I went off on an adventure to Orcas Island to meet up with Jenny, a college friend of hers. We had stayed at Jenny's house on Bellevue on Sunday, but as Jenny and her kids were on Orcas at the time, we spent the evening with her husband Manu. Orcas is a small island off the Puget Sound. To get there, we had to drive to Anacortes and take a ferry. There are quite a few ferries that run out of Anacortes, not all of which go to Orcas. We were aiming for a 10:15 AM ferry there and a 7 PM ferry back. In each case, since the next Orcas ferry was several hours after that, we had to make sure we were there early enough to ensure that there was room for our car. With that in mind, we headed out at 8:30 for the 40 minute drive to the ferry terminal. We had some problems with the Hertz Never Lost, as it didn't appear to have an entry in its database for the ferry terminal. We finally found a ferry terminal and pointed ourselves in that direction. Once we hit town, it became obvious we were headed for a different terminal, and we were able to follow signs to our destination. Orcas Island is small and largely uninhabited. There are a couple of small towns - East Sound, Orcas, and Olga among them - and one main road that winds a horseshoe path around the bay that juts into the land. We had some directions from Jenny, the kind that go by landmarks because there's nothing else to go by, and we followed the main road because there's nowhere else to go. The Never Lost didn't even list Olga, the nearest town, and cellphone service was spotty at best, but after one or two wrong turns we arrived. Jenny, her sister and sister-in-law and their combined 6 kids and two dogs were staying in their great-grandfather's Victorian farm house, which was built in the 1880s. It has no electricity or running water - they pumped water from a well, and used either the wood-burning stove or a camp stove to cook. It was a great place for the kids, as there was a ton of open and wooded space to explore. After getting the grand tour of the house, I was shown around the grounds by five-year-old Marina and six-year-old McLean. Other than ten-month-old Peter, McLean was the only boy there, so I pretty quickly became his best buddy. He showed me his Star Wars handheld video game, and we talked about Spider-Man and exploding robots (you had to be there). We packed a lunch and hiked a well-worn path through some woods to a small patch of rocky shore, where the kids hunted for crabs and threw sticks into the water for the dogs to fetch (the dogs never once got tired of this, and barked if we weren't holding up our end of the game sufficiently). We ate sandwiches and cookies, threw the leftovers to the dogs, collected "beach glass" (pieces of broken glass that had smoothed out after awhile of being beaten on by the tide), and the adults encouraged the kids and dogs to wear themselves out. After making our way back to the house, this time with most people piled into Jenny's sister's VW Vanagon, we said our goodbyes and drove back towards the ferry, stopping in East Sound for a little shopping (Tiffany has been using opportunities like that to restock the gift closet) and a bite to eat. We had plenty of time to catch the ferry home. Tomorrow we head off to Vancouver for the wedding. We'll be there until Sunday, when we come back for Vanessa's third birthday party. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/20/2002 10:20:48 AM ----- BODY: Equal time Josh Trevino and Owen Courreges respond to the condemnations of the UN alliance between American Christian conservatives and Islamist states. Both make good points, and I recommend that you read what they have to say. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/19/2002 07:46:11 PM ----- BODY: Even conservatives agree with me Andrew Sullivan asks why the Bush administration should want to ally itself with Islamist states on issues like women's rights and gay rights. The Bull Moose practically echoes my sentiments:
Haven't these folks heard the President's "axis of evil" speech? After all, they are working with two of the three rogue state miscreants. One of their ranks even stated, "We have realized that without countries like Sudan, abortion would have been recognized as a universal human right in a U.N. document." Hello! Sudan is the notorious state that still practices slavery against its Christian population. Freedom for the unborn, but chains for the born? [...] What's next? A strategic alliance with Satan? A religious right conference on Hezbollah family values?
Off the Pine makes a good point that I'd been thinking about but hadn't said:
This issue also gives Dems a golden opportunity to wrest the monopoly on flag-waving currently enjoyed by the GOP. There are a large number of liberal/libertarian hawks who disdain religious fundamentalism but see the Dems as soft on foreign policy. The Dems need to become the party of exporting liberal values (first and foremost gender equality) abroad. The question is whether they will be able to shed their own culture warriors' instinctive relativism to do so.
I can sure imagine an effective ad campaign to take the GOP to task for this. I can't imagine my GOP-leaning friends would be too happy to see such a thing. All links via Matthew Yglesias. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/19/2002 06:06:26 PM ----- BODY: Travel update, volume III Today after a hearty breakfast of hash browns and eggs, we packed up the minivan and headed off to the historic town of Langley, on the other end of Whidbey Island. Langley is another small older village on the coast of the island which makes a big part of its living these days off the tourist trade. We poked around in more antique and gift shops, had some rather good pizza at the Village Pizzeria (even my folks, who have often complained about the lack of good pizza on the Left Coast, are known to like the pizza at this place), and generally enjoyed the sunshine and beautiful scenery. After Langley we headed back, stopping at the Greenbank Farm wine seller for a tasting. They offered four tastes for two bucks, which we gladly took them up on. All wines were indigenous to the area. We wound up buying a couple bottles of pinot gris. It's been a lot of fun spending time with Vanessa, our soon-to-be-three-year-old niece, and Jack, our seven-month-old nephew. They're quite the opposites in many ways. Vanessa was a small baby and is still quite small for her age. Jack is a bruiser - he's only ten pounds lighter than his older sister. Vanessa doesn't like to be picked up, except by her parents. Jack is generally fussy unless he's being held. He doesn't care who holds him, but he fusses if you're sitting down while you're holding him, so most of the time you have to stand up and walk around. Vanessa is very excited about her birthday party on Sunday. She chatters on about how both sets of grandparents, as well as her aunt Bernadette and uncle Sean, will be there. She loves being the center of attention, but only when she wants to be, for otherwise she can be shy. I suspect if we spent more time around her she'd be more open to us. Sometimes I wish we could all live closer together, but that's the way it goes. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/18/2002 06:20:51 PM ----- BODY: Travel update, Volume II We took the ferry to Port Townsend for a little shopping and sightseeing this morning. The road signs refer to it as the "Pt. Townsend Ferry", so naturally when I first saw one of them as we were driving in I said to Tiffany "Hey, look! It's the Pete Townsend Ferry!" (Yes, I know that's not how Pete Townshend spells his name. Work with me here.) Our passports arrived today, thus ending our brush with diplomacy. We can now enter (and more importantly, exit) Canada in a hassle-free manner. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/18/2002 10:57:20 AM ----- BODY: I've gotten some flak in the comments on this post regarding US Christian conservatives and their newfound alliances with fundamentalist Muslim nations over questions of abortion and homosexuality. That probably means I didn't do a good job of expressing why this story so disgusted me. Let's try again. I'll stipulate that my outrage is kicked up a notch by the fact that the assorted theocrats are ganing up to oppose things that I favor, but that's only a contributing factor. What outrages me is that any US government official would look to countries like Iran, Libya, Sudan, and Iraq for just about any kind of alliance. During the course of John Gotti's battles with federal prosecutors and again after his death, people (usuallu from Gotti's neighborhood) would talk about how he was a good family man who took care of the people he cared about. That may be true, but when you write up a list of John Gotti's qualities, "family man" and "good friend" should come about 500th, with "murderer" and "thug" being right up front. The most generous thing I can say about someone who would insist on talking about John Gotti's good qualities is that such a person is engaging in an extreme form of moral equivalence. At the worst, such a person is completely morally bankrupt. I say that talking about Iran and Iraq in terms of their commitment to the traditional nuclear family is the same thing. There are only two things we should be saying to countries like that:
  1. Are you for us or against us in the war on terrorism?
  2. When will you be holding free and open elections?
Doing anything else takes our focus off of what's vitally important to us, now more than ever. Right now the government of Iraq is preparing to give thousands of dollars to the family of the man responsible for this. How can you talk to Iraqi officials, let alone make nice with them, about anything else? That's what pisses me off about this. Since the immediate aftermath of 9/11, President Bush has equivocated in many ways about his "for us or against us" rhetoric. Some of them were understandable acquiescences to realpolitik. This is not. This is putting one's personal beliefs ahead of the interests of America and its allies, and it's disgusting. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/17/2002 07:13:22 PM ----- BODY: Wait till next year Sadly, Rice's season has come to an end, thanks to a ninth-inning rally by Notre Dame. Congrats to the Irish for the hard-fought win. This was a great season for Rice baseball, and it's a little hard to take its sudden end. These things happen, and there's no point dwelling on it. Get 'em next year, fellas. Meantime, football starts in about 10 weeks. Go Rice! -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/17/2002 07:09:01 PM ----- BODY: Quality Entertainment Dept. Britney Spears will star in a NASCAR-themed movie, which is currently in development. Here's all you need to know:
"Britney herself has a lot of the values that represent NASCAR and her dad is a big NASCAR fan," said [NASCAR vice president of broadcasting Paul] Brooks. "She is close with her family, she's from Louisiana and represents true Americana."
With such a stellar track record so far in her moviemaking career, I'm sure Britney will make a flick to make NASCAR proud. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/17/2002 04:36:25 PM ----- BODY: Travel update, volume 1 We're here at my brother and sister-in-law's house on Whidbey Island. We landed in Seattle yesterday, hung out there and stayed overnight with a friend in Bellevue, then drove out here this morning. Our rent car has a Magellan "Never Lost" GPS system in it, which has indeed gotten us everywhere we've needed to be. Next time you're on the road in a strange city, pay the extra five bucks a day for your rent car to have it. Today has been adventurous because of a little problem we discovered late Saturday night. It suddenly dawned on me that later this week we're crossing the border into Canada - the wedding we're attending on Saturday is in Vancouver - and our passports and birth certificates were snug and secure in our bank's safety deposit box. As we were taking off on Sunday, this meant we couldn't get to them before we left. Fortunately, we were able to reach someone at our bank today who faxed us a form to fill out and have notarized that would grant permission for my mother-in-law (to whom I gave a key as she drove us to the airport) to get into the box. I just got a voice mail from her saying that the passports are on their way to us, so we're far less likely to cause a diplomatic incident on Sunday when we return than we were 24 hours ago. Whew! Today has mostly been about getting reacquainted with our soon-to-be-three-year-old niece Vanessa, and meeting her seven-month-old brother Jack. Vanessa warmed up to us after a half hour or so, and since then has peppered us with questions and demanded lots of attention. It's been loads of fun. We get to do some touristy stuff over the next couple of days before we head to Vancouver. I'll post further updates as I can. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/17/2002 04:36:03 PM ----- BODY: Disgusting Conservative Christian organizations, with the support of the Bush administration, have hopped into the sack with theocratic and despotic Islamic countries like Iran and Iraq (two-thirds of the Axis of Evil, for those keeping score at home) to halt the expansion of sexual and political protections and rights for gays, women and children at United Nations conferences.
"We look at them as allies, not necessarily as friends," said Austin Ruse, founder and president of the Catholic Family and Human Rights Institute, a New York-based organization that promotes conservative values at U.N. social conferences. "We have realized that without countries like Sudan, abortion would have been recognized as a universal human right in a U.N. document."
When you're finding common cause with Sudan, you really ought to consider recalibrating your moral compass.
The alliance of conservative Islamic states and Christian organizations has placed the Bush administration in the awkward position of siding with some of its most reviled adversaries -- including Iraq and Iran -- in a cultural skirmish against its closest European allies, which broadly support expanding sexual and political rights. U.S. and Iranian officials even huddled during coffee breaks at the U.N. summit on children in New York last month, according to U.N. diplomats.
Once again, the Bush Administration's famed moral clarity comes through. If I was ever thankful that these guys for their leadership since 9/11, I officially take it all back. Story via TAPped. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/16/2002 06:46:29 AM ----- BODY: On the road again Tiffany and I are leaving this morning for a week in the Pacific Northwest to visit family and attend a wedding. I will have some access to a computer during this time, but expect posting to be light for the week. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/16/2002 06:45:31 AM ----- BODY: The hard way Texas defeated Rice 2-1 yesterday, which means the Owls will have to survive the losers' bracket for a shot at the College World Series championship. They play Notre Dame, a 4-3 loser to Stanford, on Monday for the right to keep playing. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/16/2002 06:42:58 AM ----- BODY: It's a horse race Clay Robison discusses the Kirk-Cornyn matchup, for which early polls show a tight race. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/16/2002 06:41:52 AM ----- BODY: Even the Chron takes a shot at the NYT for the Houston hit piece. The Chron is routinely derided for its Houston cheerleading, but they got it right in this piece. I like they way they wrapped it up, too:
After the terrorist attacks of Sept. 11, the world was generous with its support and sympathy for New York. The decision by the editors of The New York Times to publish an article sneering at Houston as it reels from a devastating flood and business reversals in the energy sector betrays an unbecoming, unperceptive snobbery from which most Houstonians -- even the most outlandish residents -- are blessedly free.
Well done. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/15/2002 12:37:17 PM ----- BODY: No preference A new survey shows that the number of people who express no religious preference doubled to 14% during the 1990s. The increase comes from people who do have religious faith, but who may be turned off by the link between religion and politics. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/15/2002 12:31:34 PM ----- BODY: Now it's the Dems' turn The state Democratic convention is underway this weekend in El Paso. Gubernatorial candidate Tony Sanchez fired a few choice shots at Governor Goodhair:
"I am going to restore respect, integrity, honesty and decency to the governor's office," Sanchez told the Texas Democratic Convention, paraphrasing a line that President Bush used in the 2000 presidential campaign to link Democrat Al Gore to the scandals of the Clinton White House. "Insurance companies, HMOs, electric utilities, favored real estate developers in Austin ... have lined up, paid the freight ... and turned the governor's office into little more than a checkout line at the grocery store," Sanchez said.
I've expressed a number of reservations about the Democratic candidates trying to sound too much like Dubya, but the irony here is pretty amusing. Meanwhile, a smallish group of state Dems pined for the good old days when Texas was Democratic territory and the party was more liberal. I have sympathy for these guys, and I'm certainly glad that they've stayed in the party rather than join Ralph Nader's band of merry anarchists, but there's a reason they've been marginalized: Like it or not, most people here don't agree with them. I wish them luck in working to change minds, but I'm not going to hold my breath waiting for results. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/15/2002 12:20:59 PM ----- BODY: Whatever you say, dude Apparently, I made some "ignorant claims" (scroll down, his permalinks don't work) when I wrote about the NYT's recent Houston hit piece. The gentleman in question doesn't bother to specify which of my claims may have been made in ignorance, so I can't exactly reply to him. He seems to think that we should just shrug it off when someone insults our city. I'm perfectly happy to do so when it's a comedian or an obscure publication saying silly things, but when it's written someplace that will affect a lot of people's perceptions of who I am and where I live, I don't think it's overreacting to get upset. Of course, I'm just an ignorant-claims-making kind of guy, so what do I know? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/14/2002 02:39:28 PM ----- BODY: Incompetence and punishment Chicago Boy Jonathan Gewirtz quotes Robert L. Bartley in Monday�s Wall Street Journal:
When the government fails in its most basic functions -- say, protecting our citizens from foreign enemies -- no one at the FBI or CIA loses his job, we all gather around to salute the flag and Washington gives us yet another bureaucracy. But if business stumbles -- say a minor recession and the collapse of stock values many had thought inflated -- businessmen are hauled into court and the air is full of proposals for "reform."
I agree that there should be consequences when government fails, and indeed one of the many reasons to be skeptical of the Department of Political Cover Security is the fact that no one has been made to fall on his or her sword for the myriad of screwups that have been uncovered so far. However, it's a bit disingenuous to suggest that businessmen suffer where bureaucrats don't. You can oversee large losses and a dive in your stock price, get investigated for illegal market manipulation which causes your stock to fall farther, leave employees with the specter of layoffs and yet still stand to walk away with 33 million dollars. Dynegy and its employees and shareholders may take it in the shorts, but Chuck Watson, who also still owns 15 percent of the Houston Texans, will retire in style. I say that's more the norm than the exception, and I challenge the WSJ to prove otherwise. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/14/2002 01:32:26 PM ----- BODY: Airport security update Al Gore was twice pulled aside for random security checks while flying Midwest Airlines between Washington and Milwaukee. Gore apparently took the indignity with good patience. Via my buddy Drew on the RoundTable list. I saw him drop a hint in comments on Karin's blog that he's considering getting his own blog. Go for it, dude! Say the word and you'll be on my blogroll. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/14/2002 01:32:10 PM ----- BODY: MLB contraction update Rob Neyer does the math and concludes that contraction in 2003 or beyond is increasingly unlikely. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/14/2002 01:31:29 PM ----- BODY: Junius asks why no one in blogdom has commented on the new visa rules, in which people from certain countries, but not Saudi Arabia, have to get fingerprinted and interrogated in order to enter the US. He wonders if it's because Robert Fisk has spoken out against it. I could have sworn I'd seen some commentary in my recent blogrolling, but the only one I can find now is from War Liberal. I figured if anyone would speak to the no-Saudi part of this proposed plan, Little Green Footballs would, but this is all he's had to say about it. Can anyone address Junius' question? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/14/2002 11:54:34 AM ----- BODY: Think he could room with Salman Rushdie? I didn't imagine I could feel anything other than contempt for the so-called "artist" Eminem, but if this report is true, then he will have my sympathy:
Metro Detroit hip-hop artist Eminem (news - web sites) has reportedly received threats in response to a video he made in which he dresses up like Osama bin Laden (news - web sites). Bin Laden's supporters allegedly threatened the artist, whose real name is Marshal Mathers, after the release of the video for the single "Without Me." The threats were reported on a music Web site and appeared Thursday in print and television reports. Eminem hired more bodyguards and consulted with a specialist in terrorism, according to Local 4.
It should be noted that Eminem's people deny the report and the website that originally printed the story has taken it down, in which case I can get on with my life without having to sympathize with Eminem. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/13/2002 08:16:34 PM ----- BODY: No nuclear watermelons Here's a good post on the costs of nuclear power by J Bowen of No Watermelons. Via Ted Barlow. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/13/2002 08:08:58 PM ----- BODY: When dumpster diving is outlawed, only outlaws will dumpster dive The Houston City Council followed through on its intentions to outlaw dumpster diving as well as "aggressive panhandling" downtown. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/13/2002 08:01:47 PM ----- BODY: Has Salon fired all their editors? Today on Salon there's a story which attempts to debunk the "psychic" John Edwards. Author Shari Waxman makes a good case of pointing out how Edwards manipulates the audience and works the odds in his favor, but nearly made me gag with the following:
But Edward, a 32-year-old native of Long Island, has not fessed up to all of his talents. As it happens, he is more than a psychic medium; he is also a master statistician. The smoke and mirrors behind his self-professed ability to communicate with the dead is a simple application of the summation law of probability. The law states that the calculated probabilities of events that are independent (i.e., the occurrence of one event has no effect on the probability that another event will occur) may be added together. In symbolic terms, where A is the first event, B is the second event and P stands for probability: P(A) + P(B) = P(A or B) For example, if you roll a six-sided die betting on a 3, your chances for success are 1 in 6, or 17 percent. Roll the die six times, and you are almost guaranteed to see a 3 (17 percent x 6 = 102 percent). Lucky for Edward, most audience members on his television show, "Crossing Over," are too hopeful and trusting to pull out a calculator and expose the charlatan behind the prophet.
Her statement about independent events is correct, but it's only true for differing independent outcomes of the same probability distribution. In other words, if an event has three outcomes A, B, and C, and the three outcomes are independent, then the equation Waxman gives is correct. However, Waxman is all wrong when she tries to extend this to successive events. If what she said were true, then the probability of seeing at least one heads on two flips of a coin would be 100%. And whoever proofread this piece should be shot, since a 102% probability is impossible. The right way to figure out the probability of a single outcome A occurring over N tries is to calculate the probability of A not occurring at all, and then subtracting it from 100%. The odds of two events occurring together is the product of their probabilities. Thus, the odds of outcome A occurring on consecutive tries is P(A) x P(A), where P(A) means the probability of A as before. Let's take Waxman's example of rolling a 3. The odds that you do not roll a 3 on a given toss of a six-sided die is 5/6. The odds of not rolling a 3 on consecutive tosses is the product of the probabilities, so for two tosses it's (5/6) x (5/6), or 25/36. For six tosses, it's (5/6) multiplied by itself six times (ie, to the sixth power), which works out to be about 33.4%. Since that's the odds of not rolling a 3, the odds of rolling at least one 3 is 66.6%, because the odds of an event occurring (in this case, no threes in six dice rolls) plus the odds of that same event not occurring (in this case, at least one three over six dice rolls) must add up to 100%. Putting Waxman's mathematical foibles aside, I was happy with her debunking efforts until the very end:
I prefer to believe Edward's fans are not unintelligent, but simply in need of something to believe in, to feel good about, or to relieve the anxiety of what cannot be controlled. If he is fulfilling these needs, then in some ways, his gig is legit. Just like playing the lottery, if you really want to believe, you are better off not knowing the odds.
How is his gig "legit"? Earlier in the article, Waxman notes that Edwards sells an audiotape called "Developing Your Own Psychic Powers" for $59.95. Given that he's selling nothing for something, how is this not fraud? If he were marketing himself as strictly entertainment, as many stage magicians and mentalists do, that would be one thing. But he's not. And you can believe in him all you want, but unlike the lottery, the odds of hitting the jackpot with Edwards really are zero. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/12/2002 07:14:12 PM ----- BODY: Sex talk Charles Murtaugh answers the question that InstantMan asks and Den Beste fumbles, namely why is it that so many sex-advice columnists are female. Murtaugh groks the real reasons:
The reason women succeed as sex columnists is because lustful guys like myself (and I would lay long odds that the Rachael Kleins of the world -- we had one of her back when I was in school -- have more male readers than female) (a) are curious to know what an attractive woman thinks about sex (b) really, really want to believe that such attractive women think about sex just as much as we do (c) secretly hope for mentions of "experimentation," if you know what I mean, and every guy does and (d) already know all there is to know about the straight male perspective on sex -- because we are straight males!
Yep. There's another side to this coin as well. The Playboy Advisor (note to Glenn, Steven, and Avram - there's one you missed) has written that a large percentage of his questions come from women. It's no stretch to imagine that they're looking for the straight male's perspective, just as Rachel Klein's male readers want the straight female's viewpoint. Knowing what the other side thinks, that's what it's all about. You'd think a military expert like Den Beste would understand that. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/12/2002 01:06:48 PM ----- BODY: Thom Marshall admits he's an idiot The Chron's least useful columnist cops to laziness in a correction in today's paper regarding his uncritical belief in the Valentine Foundation, which Houston Press readers knew is run by convicted grifter Whitney Broach. Thanks to Kevin for helping to put pressure on Houston's Leading Information Source and for spotting the mea culpa. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/12/2002 12:02:52 PM ----- BODY: Grrrr... Blogger keeps losing the recent changes to my template, so if you've found that you're not on my blogroll any more, it's Blogger's fault. Yeah, I know... -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/12/2002 10:35:45 AM ----- BODY: One EggMcSpam to go, please Mac points to this article about McDonald's in Hawaii testing a breakfast meal that contains Spam. I sent this link to the RoundTable mailing list, and was promptly informed that this sort of regional adaptaion is quite common for McDonald's. A friend who did a stint in the Peace Corps in the Phillippines confirms the McSpaghetti item, and adds the rather gross comment that it contains a fair bit of sugar, since Filipinos apparently like sweet foods. I've been to Japan, and I've eaten at a Japanese McDonald's (let me tell you, as much as I love sushi, after a week of it I was really really really craving a burger), but I don't recall seeing Teriyaki McBurger or Chicken Tatsuta Burger. On the other hand, I was so blinded by my need for comfort food that I don't think I actually looked at the menu - I just pointed to the picture of the Big Mac and fries and sat down to await the greasy goodness that was headed my way. Mmm, Special Sauce... -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/12/2002 10:27:29 AM ----- BODY: Machiavellian Whores Online? Avedon has a good conspiracy theory going today, in which the mysterious founder of Media Whores Online is in reality Jennifer Liberto. The hatchet job was done to throw everyone off the scent. Works for me! -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/12/2002 07:35:11 AM ----- BODY: National Bloggerhood Week Meryl gets in a musical mood over the NYT blogger rivalry article. Hmmm, maybe I can help here... National Bloggerhood Week, with sincere apologies to Tom Lehrer Oh, the war blogs hate the tech blogs And the tech blogs hate the war blogs To hate all but Those just like your blogs Is every blogger's goal But during National Bloggerhood Week National Bloggerhood Week Dave Winer and Glenn Reynolds are dancing cheek to cheek It's fun to eulogize The bloggers you despise As long as you don't put 'em on your blog-roll Oh, Ted Frank hates Cameron Barrett And Jason Kottke hates Eric Olsen Hating those blogs Is really wholesome It's as American as apple pie But during National Bloggerhood Week National Bloggerhood Week Scripters love the pundits cause it's really chic Step up and give a link To those who really stink You can tolerate them if you try Oh, the old school hates the new kids And the new kids hate the old school And the techies hate the newbies And everybody hates Ted Rall But during National Bloggerhood Week National Bloggerhood Week It's National-We're-All-Just-Web-Loggers Week Be nice to bloggers who Are inferior to you It's only for a week so have no fear Be grateful that it doesn't last all year! -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/11/2002 10:40:27 PM ----- BODY: Link update time Congrats to Karin for her new blog location. Update those links, people. And help her figure out a movie made recently that was about women, but which was not also a "disgusting, sappy, Hollywood chick flick?" Can't help you there, Karin, the only movies I've seen this year are Star Wars and Spiderman. Also, note Amy's new blog name and purpose. Have fun with it, Amy! -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/11/2002 10:29:51 PM ----- BODY: Good Taste Dept. The redoutable Jack Cluth has named me the People's Republic of Seabrook Site of the Day, which puts me in good company. Thanks, Jack! -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/11/2002 10:29:29 PM ----- BODY: Nader update The NYT's Harvey Araton shoots down Risible Ralphie's silly charges about fixed refereeing. Via Ken Layne. Oh, and for those who like to bemoan the lack of competitive balance in baseball, check out this Jayson Stark column which talks about the abject lack of such balanced in the salary-capped NBA. Stark goes right to the heart of the issue here:
If the Yankees are so bad for baseball, how come they're on national TV every time you turn on your set? If the Yankees are so bad for baseball, how come they outdraw every team in the sport in road attendance? If the Yankees are so bad for baseball, why were we all so worked up last weekend when Barry Bonds finally came to the Bronx? Because, in so many ways, they're not bad for baseball. They're great for baseball. So what bothers us about the way Bud Selig's crowd complains about the Yankees isn't the merits of their arguments. It's all in the attitude with which they make those arguments. It's about time baseball started doing more to sell everything that's right about its sport instead of everything that's wrong. The NBA has problems, too. It just doesn't turn them into a national marketing campaign. So listen closely as David Stern presents the championship trophy to Jerry Buss and Shaq and Kobe this week. We bet he won't mention competitive balance for one mili-second -- even though his league has had so little of it, it makes baseball look like the World Cup.
Damn straight. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/11/2002 10:28:47 PM ----- BODY: NYT Hatchet Job Update Chron columnist Ken Hoffman gets a little snarky without actually crossing over into scorn. Well, Texas is a friendly state, after all. Larry has been keeping track of local bloggers' responses to this piece of shinola. Here's another one for you, from the aforementioned Owen Courreges, who does a nice job of debunking the notion that Houston is all brown and no green. Erica suggested in the comments to my post on this that Larry, Ginger and I write a letter to the NYT to set them straight. Tiffany told me she agreed with this, saying that unless a few articulate Houstonians speak up, the average NYT reader will think he or she has read an accurate report. I'll try to compose a letter in the next day or so, and when I do I'll post a copy here. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/11/2002 10:28:19 PM ----- BODY: Religious tolerance update I see that the story of the Texas GOP and its broadly inclusive platform have been fairly widely noticed in the blogosphere. Today, state Democratic chair Molly Beth Malcolm fires back:
State Democratic Chairwoman Molly Beth Malcolm on Monday said the new Texas Republican Party platform is a religious document that tries to question the loyalty of Democrats. "I think it is rather frightening that these people are trying to say everybody ought to believe alike or they are not good Americans. They are wrong," Malcolm said. "When the Republicans try to say they are people of faith and the Democrats are not, they also are very, very wrong," Malcolm said.
It's illuminating, I think, to look at what the state GOP platform calls for and what the Democratic platform calls for:
Besides the call for a Christian nation, some of the other faith-oriented items in the GOP platform include:
  • A call on Congress to sanction any country that persecutes citizens for religious beliefs. The platform specifically calls for rejection of "most favored nation" status for the People's Republic of China until it allows freedom of religion.
  • A restoration of the chapel in the Texas Capitol.
  • Increased government attention on promoting faith-based community and business organizations that help the needy.
  • Public group prayer in schools as well as "the return of Bibles and other religious books to the shelves of all public schools and libraries."
The party also called for character education "based upon biblical principles upon which our nation and state law system were founded."
For the folks in Santa Fe who've been harassed about their beliefs - including a lot of Christians - that first one is undoubtedly a barrel of irony. Now compare to the Democrats' statement:
The state Democratic Party's 2000 platform, subject to revision at the party's state convention later this week, calls for "government to scrupulously honor every Texan's right to religious freedom while respecting the separation of church and state," according to the state party's Web site. The platform adds, "We recognize the importance of religion and prayer in the lives of Texans and support every individual's right to practice his or her own beliefs without imposing them on others."
Which one sounds to you like it's more in tune with the First Amendment? Owen Courreges left some good comments in my last entry about the philosophy of the "separation of church and state". While I can see where he's coming from, and agree to a certain extent, I hope it's clear why I prefer that the two maintain their distance. I have no faith that the position as stated in the state GOP's platform cares one whit about those who practice a non-evangelical faith, let alone those who choose to practice no faith. That's not the America I believe in. BTW, Ginger gave a list of platform items from a mailer she got in March. Even putting aside my disagreement on many of these issues, it's hard to see why some of them are such priorities. Don't we have Important Things to be worrying about, such as the $5 billion budget shortfall? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/11/2002 10:27:57 PM ----- BODY: Energy Deregulation Update NewPower, the erstwhile Enron subsidiary, is pulling out of the Texas market, sending 80,000 customers back to Reliant and TXU while making some people ask if this whole deregulation thing is going to work.
Pending regulator approval, Dallas-based TXU Energy will gain NewPower's 34,000 electricity customers in the Houston area, and Houston-based Reliant will get 45,000 NewPower customers in the Dallas market. Also, although they will be paying less than local customers who pay the "price to beat" rates of incumbent provider Reliant, many former NewPower customers in Houston will be paying more as customers of TXU. NewPower has been the most aggressive among competing electricity retailers in the state -- the leader among providers that had convinced customers to switch over from their incumbent provider. "I think it's going to shake some confidence in the system," said Reggie James, director of the southwest region of Consumers Union in Austin. When deregulation was first proposed, James said, "there was all this hype about how everyone would save all this money." The reality, James said, has been numerous billing problems and "now we see the biggest marketer going down the tubes."
The powers that be, of course, disagree, saying that the market is just fine, thanks.
Rep. Steven Wolens, D-Dallas, who co-chairs the legislative committee which has oversight over electricity deregulation, issued a statement affirming the overall strength of the market. Wolens noted that Texas customers are continuing to pay less than they did under last year's regulated electric rates. That's in part because the state's new laws on deregulation mandated a significant decrease in the base rates offered by the incumbent providers.
That last sentence has me scratching my head. I admit, I haven't followed the dereg story here very closely. I'm a risk-averse late-adopter. My plan remains to wait and see how much the market shakes out before I look around for another provider. (Actually, I just want to avoid the hassles of making a switch and the worry that my power will get cut off because some phone drone misspelled my name or some such.) "significant But what's up with a deregulation law that mandates a "significant decrease in the base rates offered by the incumbent providers"? Isn't that, like, a regulation of the market? Couldn't we have just mandated the decrease and left things as they were? What am I missing? There are still a bunch of providers in the market (nine in the Houston area, according to the article), so it's not like we're on the verge of being in an unregulated duopoly. I do have to wonder if anyone's thought of the possible consequences if this market, like so many others in America, goes through a wave of consolidation and buyouts. What happens if some day there are only two or three players? What happens if a part of the state winds up with only one choice? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/11/2002 10:27:20 PM ----- BODY: A legal viewpoint Recently I posted about a change to Harvard's sexual assault policy, which would now require "corroborating evidence" for an official school inquiry. My father read this story and was rather appalled by it. Here's the feedback he sent me, from his perspective as a judge:
It has been reported that as of the school year 2003 "peer" complaints of "sexual assault" will not be investigated by Harvard University without "corroborating evidence". This change in the student handbook has been brought about by asserted "financial" burdens necessarily incurred by investigating all claims of peer sexual assault. Does any of the claptrap make anyone take pause as to the underlying message coming from the administration, faculty and student body of this University? The cost of investigation is putting a burden on their already tight "budget" is the message, or more bluntly, "we don't want to spend the money looking at all those claims of sexual assault coming from our student population." Would the result have been the same of complaints about faculty sexual assaults of students? The question has to be asked, how many complaints are we talking about for the years 1999 to 2002? According to the Harvard's website, in 1999 there we 18541 students enrolled in all courses, fulltime and part-time, in all divisions. 34 sex offenses reported were listed in the Harvard University Police Department's crime stats in 2000. For my purposes, I include their statutory definition of forcible fondling since it most nearly squares up with "sexual assault". Forcible fondling includes, inter alia, touching the body where the bathing suit covers for the purposes of sexual gratification against the will of the touchee. As a comparison, according to the Cambridge Police Department, between 1998 and 2000, 41 rapes were reported. Certainly I am not comparing "sexual assault" to rape, but if we used the classification of sex crime, these stats become significant. 34 "sexual assaults" for the calendar year of 2000 with a student population of 18,500+! Some how I find it difficult to understand the amendment to the student handbook and how eliminating investigations when there is no "corroborating evidence" a cost effective remedy. Much less, I view this amendment as a significant blow to the pursuit of justice. "Corroborating evidence" is a fascinating phrase. How do you corroborate "forcible fondling" when you are at a frat party or whatever and you are the victim of an unappreciated, unwelcome and intrusive hand on your body? Previously, it's only your word if you want to file a complaint, but now, you cannot file a complaint, you have no "corroborating evidence", no bruise, no scrap on your body, no "medals", only your word and your credibility. Historically, the credibility of the complainant been the basis of many charges and convictions simply because a seasoned cop or prosecutor had the experience and wisdom to go forward with only the complainant's word. I can attest to that fact, since there are a few inmates doing time after convictions based upon the credibility of the complainant in case tried before me. Someone is going the have to explain all this to me, the old fashioned, out of touch believer in using all those years of experience and all the common sense acquired doing business with the person on the other end of the conversation. Do I believe what this person just said, does it make sense, have the ring of truth, and what is this persons ability to recall past events and report them with accurately? Consider this set of facts: A coed dorm; a roommate who has a frequent visitor, also living on the same floor; the complainant is in the dorm on a weekend night and the dorm floor is empty; sometime during the early evening the complainant awakes to find the friend of the roommate in bed and fondling the complainant's genitals. The victim makes enough noise that the perp leaves. There is no physical assault so as to leave telltale "medals" (bruises), scraps or lacerations, nothing; identity is not an issue, but under the new policy of Harvard, the is no "corroborating evidence". No harm no foul? I guess that single sex dorms, curfews, dress code and mandatory attendance at religious services are next, after all, without "corroborating evidence" there is no problem with sexual assault at Harvard. Would an informed citizenry vote to retain in office the Legislators who voted for such a bill?
Dad's making an implicit assumption that most if not all of these sexual assault cases involve both genders. I've read enough crime fiction set in all-male British public schools that I wouldn't be so sure. It's orthogonal to his point, but I wanted to make note of it. I also note that TAPped agrees with Dad in that these cases should properly be referred to the police instead of being handled internally. Harvard students Evan Day and Matthew Yglesias have some comments as well. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/10/2002 08:55:18 PM ----- BODY: What were your credentials again? The Poor Man points me to this post in Quark Soup which discusses why you shouldn't rely too strongly on political writers for environmental policy:
"There is no democracy in physics," the physicist Luis Alvarez once said. "We can't say that some second-rate guy has as much right to opinion as Fermi." The same goes for any field of science. And if that's true within fields, it's even more true between fields. Anthropologists have very little useful to say about high-energy physics (which I'm sure they'll be the first to admit), and physicists are very unlikely to be credible on the subject of angiogenesis. Science has gotten too deep, the questions are too specialized. [...] The world is complicated. Science is complicated. The scientific method is a time-proven process that has lead to a great understand, and mastery, of the natural world.It takes time for it to reach conclusions, and scientists put in that time. As I've written before, the IPCC Assessment Reports are some of the most peer-reviewed scientific documents in history. When I've attend conferences such as those of the American Geophysical Union and the American Association for the Advancement of Science, I see little debate on the fundamentals conclusions of climate science in the sessions.The skeptics aren't there. Of course, this subject has now taken on a life of its own, and it's the polemical battlefield that [Thomas] Sowell et. al. are fighting over. But just be clear it's not the scientific battleground. If our society and our politicians decide they want to ignore the scientific findings of climatologists, that is of course their right -- it certainly happens with other scientific topics. But that doesn't make the consequences any less grounded in science. To borrow a phrase from the early days of Los Alamos, that doesn't mean you're not tickling the dragon.
Very well said. I note that I expressed similar concerns awhile ago, in a slightly different context. Anyway, Quark Soup is worth checking out. Scroll down from that link to see much more about global warming. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/10/2002 12:53:35 PM ----- BODY: I love stories like this A five-year old bulldog in Minnesota has become a local celebrity for his habit of picking up plastic recyclable bottles while out for walkies. Harry, of course, is a minor celebrity around here, but he only picks up things that smell like food. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/10/2002 12:50:53 PM ----- BODY: Proving that Houstonians harbor no ill will towards New York no matter what the Times and its retread writers say about us, the predicted post-9/11 baby boom will soon generate more of us. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/10/2002 12:46:37 PM ----- BODY: Matt Welch gets the kind of feedback most of us only dream about. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/10/2002 12:46:20 PM ----- BODY: Local roundup Kevin Whited, whom I probably should have discovered before, has several items of interest. He's attempted to fact-check Thom Marshall's sorry ass - I wouldn't hold my breath on a response if I were you, Kevin - he's got a scary picture of Elyse "Arlene Oslaf-Joseph" Lanier, and he's got a few thoughts about the possibility of Clyde Drexler getting the Nuggets' head coaching job. On that latter score, I recommend checking out this recent BP article on how managing the press is a key ingredient to a head coaching job. Clyde Drexler was and still is one of Houston's favorite sons, a UH alum and former Rocket whose family owns a well-regarded barbecue restaurant. In his time as the coach of his alma mater, he had the benefit of all the journalistic good will one could ever want, especially from UH alum and professional bootlicker Dale Robertson. Two disastrous years later, he walked out on the job and was roundly assailed for his miniscule attention span and and unwillingness to do any nonglamorous work. Even worse, dark mutterings about his political machinations and prima-donna-ness as a player surfaced. If after all that the Nuggets hire him, they'd better have some justifications handy. It could get ugly. Oh, and my condolences on the Coogs' loss to UT in the Super Regional. UH had a great season and would have been a tough draw in the College World Series. Good luck next year. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/10/2002 12:44:47 PM ----- BODY: As if I needed more I've added a few blog links and done a bit of reorganizing on the left-hand side of the page. I'm caught between the fear that I might be missing something good and the realization that I don't have enough time for all this. In the end, I'd rather have a list of good places to look, even if I can't visit them all the time. And hey, you never know, some of these folks might eventually link back to me. I'm currently listed as a Lowly Insect on The Bear Truth for having 22 links to me. It's my goal to some day make it to Slithering Reptile. May as well pollute a few people's referrer logs, y'know? If I really find myself with Too Much Time On My Hands, I can check out Bear's list of lefty blogs and see if the ones I haven't heard of are worth regular reading. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/10/2002 08:30:35 AM ----- BODY: Referral Log Roundup Let's see, today we have Broder where art thou, a reference to the award-winning Cohen Brothers movie in which three Midwestern stringers journey to Washington in search of the mythical Dean of Political Columnists. We have a visit from Andy Rooney, in which he asks "Ever wonder what noted sports journalist Rick Reilly is really?". I always thought he was a failed cloning experiment, Andy, much like yourself. Next, we have someone looking for Iranian Boyz music poster. I don't have any Iranian Boyz lying around, but I do have a fine collection of Chicago Boyz for your edification. Last but not least we have someone looking for pictures of Jennifer Liberto, proving that some things about the Internet remain constant. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/9/2002 08:02:59 PM ----- BODY: Stop me before I write another clueless article about Houston! Larry vents his formidable spleen at this tiresome article about Houston's soul, or spirit, or spunkiness, or whatever theme former Houston Press writer Randall Patterson's editor asked him to write about. Ginger has her say as well. The first clue that Patterson may have lived in Houston but was never truly a part of it comes right in the first graf, as they say in the highfalutin' dead-tree media biz:
After the disaster, I got back to Houston as quickly as possible and at first could hardly tell anything had happened. It was not as if a bomb had exploded or a building had collapsed. There had been a disappearance, that is all, and the effect was not apparent until I got out of the car. It was the fear I noticed, and I saw it first when I sat down with Elyse Lanier.
Elyse Lanier, bless her fashionably decked-out little heart, is nowhere close to what a normal citizen of Houston is like. Elsye Lanier is the Arlene Oslaf-Joseph character from Grosse Point Blank. She means well, but she simply isn't from the same planet as the rest of us. Patterson goes on the do the usual trashing of Enron and Ken Lay that we here have grown accustomed to. His purple prose contains howlers like this:
It has never been like other cities -- not like San Francisco or Denver or Palm Beach. People have never gone to Houston for its beauty or climate, or because it is in any natural way a good place to live. Houston from the start has been a place to make money -- the great interior commercial emporium of Texas,'' as the Allen brothers promised. And if money was Houston's singular attraction, then certainly the city would impose no heavy restrictions on the making of it.
Um, Randall? Just FYI, but the last people to see New York City's natural beauty lived there in the 17th century. And I daresay that I inhaled more exhaust fumes in four-plus years of commuting into Manhattan than I have in fourteen years of living in Houston. On top of that is all of the nose-wrinkling about making money. It never ceases to amaze me that in a society that so clearly worships having money there are so many people who gets prissy about people who actually work to make it. And if we're going to look down our nose at people who work at making money, we have to spend a few sentences making Jim "Mattress Mack" McIngvale look like a rube. Mack is many things, including a live-action cartoon character in his own TV commercials (and anyone who thinks that this sort of thing is endemic to burgs like Houston has never seen a Crazy Eddie commercial) and a businessman who is truly dedicated to customer service. I've bought furniture from Mack. Most times I've gone to Gallery Furniture, he's right there. You can walk up to him and tell him what you think. I've done it. The decor may not be Hamptonsesque, but I've never walked out of there feeling like I got ripped off. If that's tacky, then so be it. By the way, while prominent New York businessmen like the fellows behind Crazy Eddie became famous for their role in a huge financial statement fraud case, Mack is known around here for being the fastest checkbook in the West for all kinds of worthy causes. He spends Thanksgiving at the George R. Brown Convention Center feeding turkeys that he paid for to "the less fortunate" as the newsies like to say. Somehow, that sort of thing never makes it into articles like Patterson's. In the end, I think what really chaps my ass about this piece is how Patterson gives two seconds' worth of time to Tropical Storm Allison, then goes on ad nauseum about the trauma that Enron and Ken Lay wrought on Houston's society, as if anyone in Houston gave a shit. Patterson could have written about how a year later, there are still over 700 families still awaiting FEMA assistance. Patterson could have written about how many of the people in one of the 70,000 flooded houses are still doing repairs or have sold their homes for lot value. He could have written many different stories, but somehow he thought that this society-page pyschobabble would somehow serve the readers of the New York Times. I'm still not sure if I should scorn him or pity him. I could go on about the reasons why I choose to live here (and for the record, I came here to attend graduate school, an activity which was and is no one's idea of a good way to make money) but that would probably be as boring and self-indulgent as Patterson's piece. I'll just say that whatever else may be true of Texans in general and Houstonians in particular, we do have a pretty good sense of humor about our native or adopted state. That's good enough for me. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/9/2002 08:02:28 PM ----- BODY: More bad news for Democrats Having voted down the silly anti-RINO proposition at the convention, the GOP made some serious inroads to the Democrats' traditional base when a prominent black minister from Houston threw his support behind Governor Goodhair and the GOP.
The Rev. C.L. Jackson of Houston's Pleasant Grove Missionary Baptist Church provided a show of support for Gov. Rick Perry by announcing at the Republican State Convention that he is switching parties. To the cheers of some 8,500 party stalwarts, Jackson said that his two days at the convention convinced him that he now is a Republican after years of being a Democrat.
Add in the GOP's efforts here in Houston and I for one am getting nervous. Molly Beth Malcolm? Ron Kirk? Tony Sanchez? I hope you're all paying attention here. Counting on black and Hispanic folks to vote Democratic because they've always done so is beyond stupid. If you're not giving people - any people, never mind who - a reason to vote for you, someone else will. I haven't been seeing any good reasons to vote for the so-called Dream Team lately. What I have been seeing is a lot of pissing around, wasting time, and lack of focus. I keep reading that Texas will trend Democratic in the next decade or so as Hispanics become the plurality population. I have to say, if the Dems don't win at least one statewide election this year, I'm not sure that this prognostication will be accurate any more. It seems to me that the GOP will be able to make a good argument to ambitious young black and Hispanic candidates that if they want to win they need to run as Republicans. If that starts to happen, we may as well give up the pretense that there are two parties in this state. The GOP will have its own issues regardless of whether the Dems continue to play to lose, as the RINO proposition shows. The bigger your tent is, the more likely you'll have people with wildly different viewpoints fighting for control of the party's soul. The Dems have dealt with this issue since the 80s as the paleoliberals have mostly given way to the DLC types. It's been ugly, there's been permanent fallout (see Nader, Ralph), and it's nowhere close to being over. The Republicans' recent national and state prominence have shielded them from some of this, but it's coming. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/9/2002 08:02:02 PM ----- BODY: Answering their own question Here's an update from the state GOP convention:
DALLAS -- Texas Republicans argued over whether their state convention was mainstream or filled with "religious zealots" Saturday as delegates approved a party platform that called for the repeal of the state lottery, declared the United States a Christian nation and favored posting the Ten Commandments on public property. The Republican platform also reaffirmed the state party's belief that the nation needs to "dispel the myth of the separation of church and state."
Guys? Here's a clue for you:
Amendment I Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.
And lest we forget, here are a few thoughts on the subject from one of the authors of our Constitution. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/9/2002 08:01:28 PM ----- BODY: Victim or predator? The case of a 14-year-old girl and her multiple sex partners in Michigan is calling into question some of the assumptions about age of consent laws. Has Reynolds written about this one yet? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/8/2002 07:22:35 PM ----- BODY: On to Omaha! The Rice Owls will play in their third College World Series since 1997 after shutting out five-time national champs LSU in consecutive games in the Super Regional. Rice will play the winner of the Houston-University of Texas series next weekend in Omaha. Go Rice! -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/8/2002 07:19:14 PM ----- BODY: Maasai on NPR In case you slept in this morning, there was an interview with Kimeli Maiyomah, a member of the Maasai tribe of Western Kenya, about the Maasai's gift of 14 cows to the American people as a gesture of consolation for the 9/11 attack. You can hear it via Real Audio here. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/7/2002 10:14:28 PM ----- BODY: I Don't Want To Know Dept. Today's weird Google search referral: "Olsen twins legal age count down". There's an R. Kelly joke in there somewhere, but I'm not quite feeling up to it right now. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/7/2002 04:10:48 PM ----- BODY: Jay Zilber has a nice rant about the music industry. Personally, I've bought about ten CDs so far this year. Every single one of them was bought from a band I saw at the Mucky Duck. There are some CDs that I eventually want which I'll have to buy a an actual record store, but with the possible exception of the O Brother Where Art Thou? soundtrack, none of them will be chart toppers. By God I'll embrace my descent into Old Fogeyhood if I can strike a mortal blow at the RIAA in the process! -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/7/2002 04:04:45 PM ----- BODY: This would be funny if it weren't so pathetic Ginger notes that the Chron's least useful columnist Thom Marshall has written in praise of the Valentine Foundation, the charitable organization headed by onetime would-be womb-renter Whitney Broach. She's not sure whether he disagress with the Houston Press report that I cited previously or simply hasn't read it. Like her, I suspect the latter. The Press has made some sport of ragging on the ineffably irrelevant Marshall, who so richly deserves it. Look no further than ol' Thom for a good part of any smart Houstonian's contempt for the Chron. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/7/2002 03:46:08 PM ----- BODY: The political season has officially begun here in Texas with the state GOP convention occurring this weekend in Dallas. The Dems get together next weekend in El Paso. The Rs are trying to figure out how they can win without Dubya's coattails, a nontrivial matter since Rick Perry and Carole Keeton Rylander both eked out wins in 1998. They'll have plenty of advantages this year but no guarantees. Of course, the Dems continue to be unable to articulate why they're a better choice. We received a Tony Sanchez For Governer leaflet on our porch the other day. The themes he highlights are Education, Health Care, and Bringing Business Experience to Government. Let's see, Bush actually acheived some education reform, and HMO reform legislation passed on his watch (against his will, of course, but he still claimed credit for it). It's kind of amusing to realize that Business Experience is a claim that the Democrat can make against the career-politician Republican, but with all the business disasters lately I wonder how much of a plus that is. My point here is that Sanchez, like Ron Kirk, is running on Bush's themes. I still fail to see how they can hope to compete in that area, since Bush himself will be giving visible support to their opponents. Can someone explain this to me? Kirk, meanwhile, is still floundering around with a charge that he's reversed himself on support for making the Bush tax cuts permanent. Please tell me again why we have a Democrat running if all he's going to do is support Republican policies? I really hope Kirk is learning from these mistakes, because if he's not he's going to get his ass handed to him in November. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/6/2002 05:58:25 PM ----- BODY: And now a few words about exploding toilets. You have been warned. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/6/2002 05:57:51 PM ----- BODY: Equal Time Dept. I saw a few conservo-bloggers link to this Ruben Bolling cartoon, which mocks Democratic attempts to claim that Bush should have known about 9/11. I'm willing to bet that most of them will not be linking to this week's Bolling cartoon. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/6/2002 05:26:47 PM ----- BODY: RIP, 55 MPH The Texas Natural Resource Conservation Commission (TNRCC) has voted to shelve the new 55 MPH speed limit for in and around Harris County. TNRCC has bowed to pressure from people who've said all along that it won't do squat to help air pollution. Don't mean to say "I told you so" but... Naturally, Governor Goodhair is trying to make political hay out of this:
With his effort to help restore higher speed limits on Houston highways, Gov. Rick Perry stepped on the gas in his own race to remain in the Governor's Mansion. And while Perry can expect to face scrutiny about his dedication to clean the air, political analysts say he scored with voters on an issue that will be difficult for Democratic opponent Tony Sanchez to oppose. "It doesn't take much imagination to understand that almost every Texan wants to drive faster," said Rice University political scientist Bob Stein. "The candidate who can deliver a 70-mph speed limit to the people of Harris County will have, if not their votes, their gratitude."
I have a lot of respect for Bob Stein, but why in the world should people be grateful to the governor for this? I mean, on whose watch was this stoopid plan conceived? On whose watch do we have to pay for the 55 MPH signs to go up and then come back down again? And as the other story notes, it'll be awhile - maybe not until 2003 - before most of these signs come down, and until they do, the 55 MPH limit is in effect. If so, there may be a backlash instead of a reward. And how is it that Perry got to the front of this parade? The main people fighting the lower speed limit have been the counties surrounding Houston, who had threatened a lawsuit to exempt themselves. And according to the EPA, it was in part to "the leadership of Governor Rick Perry" and others that the TNRCC plan, including the lower speed limit, was enacted in the first place. Here's Rick Perry and that noted environmental activist Tom DeLay joining EPA Regional Administrator Greg Cooke for the October 15 signing of the State Implementation Plan (SIP) that imposed the lower speed limit. Here's a TV sound bite from March 25 in which Perry says "everyone is a part of the solution". Only in April, a good six months after implementation, do we see Perry ask the TNRCC to "consider" alternatives to the 55 MPH limit. The man has no shame. (Oh, and how nice it would be if Houston's Leading Information Source could have pointed this out as a counter to Perry's shameless politicking. How nice it would be if I didn't have to go Googling for this information. How nice it would be if we had some of that famous liberal bias in our daily fishwrap.) Of course, our Democratic leadership seems to want to insist on handing Perry the victory:
Some Democrats, including U.S. Reps. Ken Bentsen, Gene Green and Sheila Jackson Lee, have complained about the lower speed. But it has been largely a Republican effort. "I'm sure that Democrats are more concerned with the environment, and the 55-mph speed limit is part of the effort of cleaning up the air," said Harris County Democratic Party Chairwoman Sue Schechter.
Earth to Sue: The lower speed limit was a loser with a capital L. It put a lot of time and money into a low-return effort and pissed people off in the process. The new emissions testing, and the long-overdue proposed new rules for refineries will have a real effect. Had any of our previous governors (like, oh, say, the last one) done anything about the fact that in 1999, a bunch of refineries were still allowed to pollute at 1970 levels thanks to a 28-year-old long-outdated grandfather clause in the state's environmental regulations, maybe this whole lower speed limit fiasco could have been avoided. Why not act like you have two brain cells to rub together and talk about the wasted effort and Bush's oh-so-strict call for "voluntary" emissions reductions instead? I'd feel much better about the Democrats' chances in this year's election if I saw actual evidence that they had an idea about how to win. Sheesh. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/6/2002 03:24:55 PM ----- BODY: Elephants vs. RINOs The good news for us Dems is that the Republicans may just be serious about enforcing party purity, according to the Houston Press. This expands on the Chron story I linked to on Sunday. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/6/2002 03:24:43 PM ----- BODY: Oops Turns out George Will wasn't endorsing the position that pilots shouldn't carry guns, as I thought he was. He was merely giving the other side's viewpoint. Now he gives his. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/6/2002 03:24:30 PM ----- BODY: The Katy Corridor Coalition, a group of activists dedicated to rethinking the ungodly plan to widen I-10 West into 22 lanes, reports a a crowd of over 500 at their most recent public meeting. I was unable to attend, but I certainly support their efforts. Let's hope the politicians take notice. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/6/2002 01:45:32 PM ----- BODY: Whoring wrapup Salon readers defend Media Whores Online and its style. It's clear that a lot of MWO fans read Salon, and most of them didn't care much for this article. Meanwhile Atrios responds to my previous thoughts about MWO and its tactics. He makes a lot of good points, as does Avedon Carol, who wrote in the comments "If it didn't work, we wouldn't be hearing about MWO all of a sudden. Consortium News has been doing careful, measured articles for a long time and you don't hear their name in the media at all." I'll say again that I'm glad someone is doing this. It clearly needed to be done. I still wish it could be done in a less strident way, but I can't argue with success. It's interesting to me that sites like MWO, BuzzFlash and the Daily Howler have gained a lot of traction since the 2000 election. We've heard "the liberal media" and "liberal media bias" tossed around so much in conservative circles that it's nearly become conventional wisdom despite all the evidence that there's plenty of non-liberal media and media bias. Perhaps now that such sites have started fighting back we might hope to change some perceptions. If that happens, then I'll retract all my doubts and equivocations about MWo and its ilk. On a side note, Atrios printed an email he got from Jennifer Liberto prior to the Salon article, in which she tried to find some sources to interview. I expect there to be more on this, so stay tuned. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/5/2002 04:48:36 PM ----- BODY: Losing Strategy Dept. So Ron Kirk has sent a letter to the Senate urging confirmation hearings for President Bush's nominees, despite the fact that earlier this year he sent a fundraising letter which criticized GOP attempts to "pack the federal courts with conservative jurists who oppose Democrat rights and principles, including a woman's right to choose." Naturally, his GOP opponent, John Cornyn, has reacted with delight to this boneheaded move on Kirk's part:
A spokesman for Texas Attorney General John Cornyn, Kirk's Republican opponent, said the Democratic candidate was "wilting" under pressure from Cornyn, who has repeatedly criticized Senate Democrats for delaying confirmation proceedings. [...] Cornyn has repeatedly challenged Kirk and other Democrats on the judicial confirmation issue. He has specifically gone to bat for Texas Supreme Court Justice Priscilla Owen, whose nomination to the 5th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals has been on hold for more than a year.
I call this a boneheaded move not because I don't think that Priscilla Owen is a bad judge who should be kept off the Federal bench (I do, but that's beside the point). I call it boneheaded because I can't see the point in running as the candidate who promises to work the most closely with Bush. There's no way that Ron Kirk can win that way, since Bush himself will do whatever he can to get his fellow Republican elected. This is a huge asset for John Cornyn. For Kirk to fight on those terms is suicidal. Look, George W. Bush is hugely popular in this state. Ron Kirk isn't going to win by running strongly against Bush. But to try and paint himself as the man in Bush's corner is counterproductive to the Demcratic strategy, which is based on black and Hispanic voter turnout. With enough turnout from those groups, Kirk will need something like 35% of the Anglo vote. A no-name no-money perennial candidate got 35% of the vote running against Kay Bailey Hutchison in 2000. There's enough baseline Democratic support for this. What Ron Kirk can and should do is to identify himself with popular policies, including some popular Bush policies, but stress the ways in which he can do better. For example, Kirk can offer the obligatory support of the War on Terror while questioning our cozy relationship with Arafat and the Saudis. Even in an oil state like Texas, I think support for the war will override the economics. Kirk can praise Bush's education reforms, such as standardized testing, while questioning the need to move oversight up a level to the federal government. And of course there's much fertile ground with Enron and accounting reform, making the FBI and CIA more efficient and accountable, rational environmental concerns - remember Houston? what can you do about air quality here? - and lots of other things. So I don't understand why Ron Kirk is wasting his time on this. It's not an issue he can win with. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/5/2002 03:50:32 PM ----- BODY: Governor Goodhair rocks on From today's Chron:
With a sly reference to his own need for speed, Gov. Rick Perry on Tuesday ordered the Texas Department of Transportation to use clean diesel in its Houston-area fleet, a measure that could bolster the case for repealing the end of the unpopular 55 mph environmental speed limit. [...] Neither Perry nor TNRCC Chairman Robert Huston would speculate on what will happen with the 55 mph speed limit at the commission meeting. Asked flatly whether he supported repealing the limit, Perry became slyly cryptic. "Being a young man who grew up in the '60s and '70s and '80s, drove on relatively large and open and straight and long highways, I'm a big fan of Sammy Hagar," the governor deadpanned. For those who didn't grow up in those decades, Perry was referring to a track on Hagar's 1984 album VOA titled I Can't Drive 55.
Duuuuuude... -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/5/2002 03:15:12 PM ----- BODY: Separated at birth? You make the call. Images taken from the blogs in question.

 

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Kimberly Swygert -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/5/2002 01:00:04 PM ----- BODY: Minute Maid Park? Well, the Astros have found a corporate sugar daddy to pay the big bucks to rename EnronAstros Field. Hell, I didn't even know Minute Maid was based in Houston, but there it is. All I know is that if they go back to the orange uniforms of yesteryear in honor of the new sponsor, I may have to start a fan revolt. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/5/2002 10:41:53 AM ----- BODY: Found it! Though it still wasn't reported on ESPN, I have found Ralph Nader's letter to NBA Commissioner David Stern. It's good to know that like Al Gore, Nader has kept himself busy with Important Issues since the election. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/4/2002 10:07:08 PM ----- BODY: What the? All of a sudden my referral log is full of people searching for a letter that Ralph Nader sent to NBA Commissioner David Stern. What's up with that? I can't find anything at ESPN or Yahoo. Is there some group-mind thing going on out there, or am I just seeing a bunch of variations by one obsessive but misguided Googler? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/4/2002 10:00:32 PM ----- BODY: Media whoring Jennifer Liberto's article in Salon about Media Whores Online has gotten some buzz lately. As is often the case, Atrios is all over it. While I generally agree with the criticisms that are being made of Liberto's piece, I find I'm not wholly comfortable with MWO. Oh, their anonymity doesn't bother me. There's plenty of anonymous bloggers out there. When you can't judge someone by a name and reputation, you have to judge them by the persuasiveness of their writing and their fidelity to facts, and by that standard many of them put certain Actual Professional Journalists to shame. MWO and other collaborative efforts like them should be judged by the same standard. Plus, as one of Atrios' commenters says, we seem to have no problem accepting the word of "real" journalists, including Matt Drudge, when they use anonymous sources. With MWO you have unknown writers citing names. How is that less trustworthy? No, what bothers me is the tone of their writing, and especially the tone of the email campaigns that they've led. I can certainly sympathize with those like Digby, who comments that "[c]ompared to Freep or Lucianne, MWO is St. Francis of Assisi". It's hard to see the value in making like Emily Post when you feel you're being shouted down at every turn. But still. Maybe I'm just too squishy-nice for my own good (*cough* *cough*), but I'd rather maintain a civil tone and with it the moral high ground. How else can I maintain my aura of Self-Satisfied Liberal Arrogance if I'm getting my hands dirty like that? Seriously, it's just not my style to go all ballistic like they do. I suppose I'm happy that someone else is doing it for me, but I still find it all a bit cringeworthy sometimes. For example, in the infamous case of Stenographer Sue, I have to say that I don't consider the emails in question to be at all constructive. Frankly, if I'd gotten them as feedback I'd dismiss them as cranks. I'd probably feel more secure in my righteousness if what I'd said could spur people like that to spew invective at me. Of course, maybe the fact that Sue resorted to a hamhanded attempt to get her correspondents fired indicates that they'd struck a nerve. I just know that whatever I may think of MWO, I'd have never written such emails, even from a throwaway address. It's just not me. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/4/2002 02:46:28 PM ----- BODY: Brush with fame The Chron discovers blogs in its Technology section this week. Right there, along with the Prof and Asparagirl, is H-town blogs, our local group page. I was wondering why I'd started getting so many referrals from that page, since it's usually only updated when we announce new members or a Happy Hour. Now I know. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/4/2002 09:28:39 AM ----- BODY: Objectionable alter egos? Ginger quotes Eve Tushnet about the origins of Spider-Man, American innoncence, and Baby Boomer self-absorption. Oh, hell, let me give you the full passage, from one of Eve's blogwatches:
Unqualified Offerings: David Broder gets spidey-smacked [...] I need to add my own rant to the Broder-bashing, because this passage promotes an idea that seriously gets (and annoys) my goat: David Broder writes, "In 1962, when the first Spider-Man comic appeared, the notion of making his alter ego a New York City kid was unobjectionable. We were an innocent country then, not yet familiar with assassinations, urban riots and terrorist attacks." I HATE this cliche. I hate how America didn't lose its innocence with slavery--or the removal of the Cherokee--or the Civil War--or the World Wars--or Hiroshima and Nagasaki--but a pretty president pulls a Lincoln and suddenly America's lost her virginity? What kind of blinkered, privileged, everything-everyone-hates-about-the-Boomers perspective is this? C'mon.
Um. Jim Henley does a fine job with smacking Broder for being incredibly prissy about Spider-Man, a movie that I thoroughly enjoyed. Eve is right on with the Baby Boomer Baloney. But what I want to know is, what exactly is "objectionable" about making a superhero's alter ego a New York City kid nowadays? Who is objecting to this, and how can I best administer a cluestick to their noggins? Is there some Department of Objectionable Superhero Origins that I'm not aware of? (If so, it must be Clinton's fault. Surely this began during the prior administration.) I've read the Broder column that Henley so neatly dismembers, and I still can't understand that line about "the notion of making his alter ego a New York City kid was unobjectionable". I can grok the concern about havoc being wrought on New York - though let's face it, if depictions of havoc-wreaking are wrong, they're wrong regardless of whether it's New York or some other place that's being stomped. I say that some depictions of havoc-wreaking are more respectful and less gratuitous than others, and I say that if we can't show ugliness and violence any more, we won't be able to adequately show heroism and goodness. In the meantime, David, here's a movie that hopefully won't offend your delicate sensibilities. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/3/2002 08:52:32 PM ----- BODY: It was humbling to pick up the Times at Central Market today and read this story about the Masai of Kenya, who were sufficiently moved by the tragedy of 9/11 to donate 14 cows to its victims. I'm grateful for their charity and their understanding. If only we had more friends like them. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/3/2002 12:23:26 PM ----- BODY: Three of the four teams I was rooting for yesterday lot, but the one winner was sweet: Rice bounced back from losing on a walk-off homer to advance to the Super Regional in the NCAA baseball championships. The Owls get to take on five-time national champs Louisiana State this weekend for the right to advance to the College World Series. Go Owls! -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/3/2002 12:23:06 PM ----- BODY: Sleeping lawyer is incompetent counsel So says the Supreme Court, which refused to hear the appeal of the state of Texas in the Calvin Burdine case. This case is Exhibit A for death penalty opponents and people who think Texas is barbaric. Justice was served here. Let's learn our lesson and move on. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/3/2002 12:22:58 PM ----- BODY: You snooze, you lose Recently I mentioned that there ought to be a Sexiest Female Blogger poll to go with Dawn Olsen's Sexiest Male Blogger poll. I said I'd be willing to host such a poll if people cared. Well, I waited too long - Matt Moore beat me to it. Let your voices be heard, folks. FWIW, as one who primarily reads political blogs, three women whom I'd have liked to see nominated are not on Matt's list. Under penalty of death and dismemberment, I ain't saying who they are. UPDATE: One of the women I'd have nominated is now there. Figure it out for yourself, I still ain't saying. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/2/2002 07:01:03 PM ----- BODY: Am I missing something? I see that Mark Steyn is writing about how political correctness, in the form of a reluctance by the FBI to single out Arabs and Muslims as more likely to be terrorists, is a threat to Americans now and in the future. While he does note that the Bush administration hasn't done much about this, he never mentions the fact that Bush specifically campaigned against profiling Arab- and Muslim-Americans in 2000. This was part of a concerted effort, led by GOP activist Grover Norquist, to court Arab-American votes and endorsements, especially in swing states like Michigan. It worked, too. So why doesn't Steyn call a spade a spade? If this was a failure, it was a failure of Bush's policies. Do I really have to play the if-this-had-happened-while-Clinton-was-President card here? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/2/2002 02:30:17 PM ----- BODY: TS Allison one year later It's hard to read about the effects of Tropical Storm Allison one year after. I was actually out of town during the worst of it, so I'm still awed by the pictures and stories of the devastation. We're still nowhere near being fully recovered. Naturally, events of this magnitude are going to be an irresistable opportunity for grifters and shysters, such as Whitney Broach, a woman who first gained notoriety in 1993 when she put up a billboard advertising a womb for rent. Like cockroaches, people like that never truly go away. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/2/2002 02:27:47 PM ----- BODY: Ahead of the curve Back in April I printed this excerpt from Joshua Trevino's blog, in which a former coworker of Josh's who is now on Ron Kirk's campaign speculated that Karen Hughes resigned in part because Dubya and the national party are worried about the 2002 Texas races. Today in the "Personality Parade" section of Parade magazine, the following letter appears (reprinted due to lack of linkage):
Q. I applaud Karen Hughes' decision to return to Texas to spend more time with her husband and son. But was that really the only reason she quit as counselor to President Bush? A. No. President Bush asked Hughes to buck up their state's Republican Party, which is in danger of losing this fall's governor's race and the U.S. Senate seat being vacated by Phil Gramm. Such a defeat would be a major (ed. note: surely he meant to say "major league"?) humiliation for the President. Hughes, 45, is intimately familiar with the Lone Star State's rough-and-tumble politics, and Mr. Bush is counting on her to save face for him and the GOP.
Remember, you heard it in the blogosphere first! Take a bow, Josh. For what it's worth, the state GOP is focusing on voter turnout and winning half of the more than 4000 partisan seats in this election. They do have some obstacles to overcome, including a proposal to enforce ideological purity:
Some Republicans fear that at least one item up for consideration at the convention could work against that mainstream appeal. It is a proposal that the party require its candidates to assume all core positions of the party platform. Opponents believe that some of the more conservative planks of the platform -- such as strict opposition to abortion or a return to the gold standard -- could scare away many middle-of-the-road voters.
The gold standard? What century are we in again? Party platforms are generally little more than the distilled beliefs of the True Faithful. Real politicians, who recognize that they need the support of people here on Planet Earth in order to win elections and govern effectively, generally ignore them. The best thing the state GOP could do for Democrats like me is to force all their candidates to subjugate their beliefs for those of the True Faithful. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/2/2002 02:26:25 PM ----- BODY: Calling Matthew and Glenn I need some perspective here on this report that Harvard is changing how it investigates sexual misconduct allegations.
Under the old policy, the school would automatically look into any claim of a peer dispute, including a sexual assault. The May 7 change mandates anyone filing a dispute complaint provide "sufficient independent corroboration" of misconduct before the school investigates. The new policy -- believed by some to be the first such requirement in the nation -- sparked soul-searching among faculty who approved it, a protest from angry students and women's groups, and fierce debate over Harvard's responsibility to investigate difficult-to-prove claims.
Any thoughts, guys? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 6/1/2002 03:18:37 PM ----- BODY: Obligatory Humor Dept. 'N Sync singer Lance Bass has been cleared for a flight to the International Space Station aboard a Russian rocket. Which begs the question: If we can send one boy band member into space, why can't we send them all? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/31/2002 04:55:15 PM ----- BODY: Family, heritage, and identity On May 31, 1966, my grandfather, for whom I am named, died at the age of 55. I was born three months before his death, so while I never got to know him, he at least got to meet me. He'd been diagnosed with leukemia a couple of years before his death, and by the time I came along this man who had been a firefighter and who had played semipro football and baseball was barely strong enough to hold a baby in his arms for more than a few minutes at a time. There's one picture that I know of that shows him holding me - I think it's from my baptism - which is in a framed collage of photos that my folks gave me on my 30th birthday. Recent discussion on my RoundTable mailing list has gotten me thinking about my heritage and how I identify myself. As this coincides with the anniversary of the death of Charles Kuffner Senior, I'm feeling the need to write some of this down. Ethnically, I'm half Italian, three-eighths Irish, and one-eighth German, but in truth I have no idea what that really means. All of my grandparents were born in the US, and all of my great-grandparents (many of whom were also born here) were dead long before I arrived. I have no real contact with my ethnicity - I may as well be Swedish or Greek or South African. There are a few parts of my background and personal history that are identifiable as "Irish" or "Italian", mostly the latter and mostly having to do with food, not that there's anything wrong with that. My mother and grandmother were and are excellent cooks, and I grew up on homemade tomato sauce, which any fan of The Sopranos knows is properly called "gravy". Some of my grandmother's recipes have thankfully been preserved, and Tiffany (also an excellent cook) has made a great effort to use them. We've partly revived a Christmas Eve tradition of a big fish and pasta dinner that my grandmother used to host, and last year Tiffany made a traditional Easter bread from one of the old recipes. I have to say, if you can only save one part of your heritage, keep the cuisine. I think what I miss most, if you can miss something you never really experienced, is knowing the generations that preceded me. There are still a few people left from my grandparents' time, and I knew some of those who have died, but even there I'm talking about people born and raised in the US and spoke English. I've heard tales of my mother's Italian-speaking grandparents, my father's shy and reticent German grandfather and his brash and somewhat obnoxious Irish grandfather, but these people are historical artifacts to me. I may as well be reading about them in a textbook. I get jealous of Tiffany sometimes, as all eight of her great-grandparents were alive when she was born. So is it a good thing or a bad thing that I'm so thoroughly assimilated into America and its culture and so thoroughly divested of my "roots"? I think on balance I'm better off. Lord knows there are plenty of parts of most people's histories that are better off left behind - ancient grudges, enemies, scores to even, and so on. And it's not like I'm ashamed in any way of my Americannness. I guess I just feel like there's a piece of my puzzle that's gone forever and I'll never really know how it would have affected the picture of who I am. I fear that some day when I try to tell my future children about who they are and where they come from I won't be able to tell them the full story and that as a result I will somehow have failed them. I am, as someone once said, what I am. I'm an American of various extractions, raised in New York and living in Texas, who prefers to look forward but never forgets to look back from time to time. I'm an intellectual liberal problem-solving sports-loving more extroverted than introverted homeowning sax-playing one-woman-man laid back kind of guy who finds therapy in writing about this sort of thing. I can live with that. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/31/2002 03:24:08 PM ----- BODY: More on Intelligent Design vs. science I seem to be referring to Max Power quite a bit recently, but that's because he's been doing such a bang-up job of dissecting Prof. Volohk's defenses of Intelligent Design. I think I can give him an assist with this latest entry:
It's a language issue: when I say "intelligent design", I'm discussing the intelligent design movement, which makes actual contentions that are demonstrably false, including the contention that ID is scientific. With that definition, there's nothing incorrect with saying that "intelligent design proponents are wrong." Eugene would surely agree with that (he states his agreement with the premises in his posts, and the conclusion naturally follows), just as I would agree with Eugene's narrower (but ultimately trivial) point that the hypothesis "An omniscient being created both humanity and all of the evidence pointing towards evolution and away from intelligent design" cannot ultimately be said to be "wrong" or anything worse than "not helpful."
The word you're looking for, Max, is falsifiable, as in Prof. Volohk's contention about an omniscient being is not falsifiable. Falsificationism was the great contribution to the philosophy of science by Karl Popper. It clearly lays out what makes a theory scientific and what does not. The crucial aspect is falsifiability, which is to say that a truly scientific theory must be refutable by some means. If there is no way to prove that a hypothesis is false, it cannot be scientific. This page is full of good introductory information. Here are some conclusions Popper drew about scientific theories:
1. It is easy to obtain confirmations, or verifications, for nearly every theory - if we look for confirmations. 2. Confirmations should count only if they are the result of risky predictions; that is to say, if, unenlightened by the theory in question, we should have expected an event which was incompatible with the theory - an event which would have refuted the theory. 3. Every "good" scientific theory is a prohibition: it forbids certain things to happen. The more a theory forbids, the better it is. 4. A theory which is not refutable by any conceivable event is non-scientific. Irrefutability is not a virtue of a theory (as people often think) but a vice. 5. Every genuine test of a theory is an attempt to falsify it, or to refute it. Testability is falsifiability; but there are degrees of testability: some theories are more testable, more exposed to refutation, than others; they take, as it were, greater risks. 6. Confirming evidence should not count except when it is the result of a genuine test of the theory; and this means that it can be presented as a serious but unsuccessful attempt to falsify the theory. (I now speak in such cases of "corroborating evidence.") 7. Some genuinely testable theories, when found to be false, are still upheld by their admirers - for example by introducing ad hoc some auxiliary assumption, or by reinterpreting the theory ad hoc in such a way that it escapes refutation. Such a procedure is always possible, but it rescues the theory from refutation only at the price of destroying, or at least lowering, its scientific status. (I later described such a rescuing operation as a "conventionalist twist" or a "conventionalist stratagem.") One can sum up all this by saying that the criterion of the scientific status of a theory is its falsifiability, or refutability, or testability.
It's clear that by these criteria, Intelligent Design utterly fails to be a scientific theory because there is no test which can be devised that would refute the hypothesis that an omniscient being is responsible for the creation of the universe and all the evidence that points towards evolution. It's no more falsifiable than the statement that invisible winged squirrels are what alter the path of curveballs, and as such it's no more scientific. Please note that I am not claiming that there's anything wrong with believing that an all-powerful God created the heavens and the earth. The ironic thing is that evolution has nothing to say about how life was created, nor does it contradict a belief in God having a hand in evolution. All I'm saying is that religion and science are different things that use different methods to answer questions. Intelligent Design is religion masquerading as science. It is not science, and it has no place being taught as science. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/31/2002 11:07:52 AM ----- BODY: Shooting fish in an oil barrel Ken Layne, Max Power, Tim Blair, and VodkaPundit have lined up to praise Mark Steyn for his smackdown on the United Nations Global Environmental Outlook. Steyn turns his usual witty phrase in mocking this latest doomsday report, which like most others before it seems willing to extrapolate growth and usage trends without allowing for the possibility of technological advancement. I think it would be wise, though, for the triumphalists to keep in mind that Steyn's was a political piece rather than a critical examination by an expert in the field. For example, when Steyn writes
[I]n 2002, with enough oil for a century and a half, the planet awash in cut-price minerals, and less global famine, starvation and malnutrition than ever before, the end of the world has had to be rescheduled.
he doesn't exactly cite any sources to back up his claims. This being the Internet, and this being a day off for me, I thought we could take a closer look at some of this. In particular, let's look at the claims about oil. Here are a few words from an industry leader about the future of oil exploration and production:
Oil is the world's largest source of energy, supplying nearly half of total primary energy demand. Three-quarters of world oil reserves are in OPEC countries and of these, two-thirds are in just four countries: Iran, Iraq, Saudi Arabia and Kuwait. It might be expected that priority would be given to producing Middle East oil, given its abundance and the fact that it is relatively cheap to produce. However, as a result of economic, political and strategic considerations, the search for oil has extended into remote parts of the earth, both onshore and, increasingly, offshore. Exploring for and producing oil offshore is both difficult and expensive. Oil companies will continue to seek technical innovations needed to make such activities cost-effective. Improved geological and seismic data have led to more accurate estimates of oil reserves. In some cases, reservoirs have been reassessed and reserves upgraded in the light of prevailing economics. On the production side, improved drilling techniques and the use of lighter materials on platforms have cut costs considerably, sometimes by as much as a third. Oil supply can be augmented by unconventional sources such as oil shale and tar sands. There are major oil shale deposits in the Western United States, Australia and Morocco, and tar sands occur in Canada, Venezuela and Madagascar. Such sources are more expensive to produce than conventional oil and therefore tend to be uneconomic to develop in times of low oil prices. So much for oil supply. But what about oil demand in the future? Demand in developed countries is likely to show little growth, due to energy conservation measures and moves towards greater energy efficiency and alternative energy sources. Well-insulated homes require less heating, modern car engines use gasoline more efficiently. Demand in the developing countries, on the other hand, is likely to increase, owing to greater industrialization and population growth, especially in urban areas. As people become more affluent, there are more cars on the road and demand for oil - still the main transport fuel - therefore increases. In the early 1970s, there were concerns that the world's oil might be running out. This view has now changed and it is believed that with today's technology there is enough oil to last well into the next century. Public debate is now focused on the environment and the term 'sustainable development' has become increasingly familiar. People want a higher standard of living, but not at the expense of permanent damage to the environment. The use of all fossil fuels, including oil, will depend not only on technical, political and economic decisions but, increasingly, on environmental considerations.
"It is believed that with today's technology there is enough oil to last well into the next century" is not quite as strong as Steyn's assertion, which implied that all that oil has been found and merely awaits extraction. Most of the oil that Shell is talking about has yet to be found, though we have a pretty good idea of where it's likely to be and how much will probably be there. The more pressing question is how expensive will it be to actually find and extract it? As noted, half the world's known reserves live in Iran, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, and Kuwait, a thought that should give pause to cheerleading. Many oil companies are turning offshore for new discoveries, but again as noted, that's harder and more expensive. There may be plenty of oil out there, but what happens if it only becomes economic to extract it at $50 a barrel? There's a difference between the total supply of oil and the total supply of cheap oil. That difference may turn out to be minor, but it's too soon to dismiss it. Indeed, some in the oil patch think the supply of cheap oil will peak in the next ten years or so. This is a controversial position, but it's not Greenpeace that's pushing it. Again, all I'm saying here is that Steyn is behaving a bit like Pollyanna. Responding to silly doomsaying with silly blue-skying is, well, silly. Even in places that are now friendly (or at least friendlier) to us and which have a fair amount of oil, there's much to be done before it can be reliably transported to us. This article about oil production in Russia gives a good overview. Russian oil will eventually help us lessen our dependence on OPEC, but we'll have to reduce our rate of consumption if we ever want to get that monkey fully off our backs. Steyn himself fails to make note of the consequences of his free market prescriptions:
Thirty years after the first doom-mongering eco-confab in Stockholm, it should be obvious even to the UN frequent-flyer crowd. Markets aren't the problem, but the solution to the problem. The best way to clean up the neighbourhood is to make people wealthier. To do that, you need free markets, democracy, the rule of law and public accountability. None of those things exist in the Middle East, which is the real reason they'll be taking communal showers once a month in 2032. Since 1970, when the great northern forest was being felled to print Paul Ehrlich best-sellers, the U.S. economy has swollen by 150%; automobile traffic has increased by 143%; and energy consumption has grown 45%.
So if free-market democracy comes to the Middle East and raises everyone's standard of living - and don't get me wrong here, this is a highly desireable thing - we can expect the rate of consumption of oil, among other things, to greatly increase. What effect will that have on the rate of depletion of the reserves? The Shell report seems to take this into account when discussing how much oil there is left, but let's face it: The rate of economic growth and natural resource consumption resulting from third-world countries transitioning to free-market democracy is pretty darned unpredictable. We just don't know. Finally, while the free market is good for many things, it's not a panacea:
[Also since 1970], air pollutants have declined by 29%, toxic emissions by 48.5%, sulphur dioxide levels by 65.3%, and airborne lead by 97.3%.
Call me crazy, Mark, but I think the Clean Air Act may have had something to do with that. Go read Steven den Beste's discussion of spoiling the commons for the reason why government has a vital role to play. I have no intention to monger fear on this issue. Among the many things I don't worry about when I crawl into bed at night is whether we'll run out of oil in my lifetime. That doesn't mean there's nothing to think about, however. Mark Steyn would be wise to give it a little more thought. (If you want to give it a little more thought, go back to the beginning of this Shell article and read their excellent overview on the history and technology of exploration and production.) -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/30/2002 05:36:11 PM ----- BODY: Tribute to WTC victims as cleanup comes to an end A somber tribute to our fallen brothers and sisters at Ground Zero, as the cleanup work finishes up. We will never forget. May your families and friends find solace, and may we never have cause for this kind of ceremony again. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/30/2002 05:24:28 PM ----- BODY: I can't believe these guys get paid to write this crap Two incredibly stupid columns by sportswriters about the prospect of a baseball strike. The first, by Kansas City writer Jason Whitlock, is probably better fodder for a hardcore libertarian than a squishy liberal like me, but I think even Ralph Nader would get a good horse laugh at howlers like this:
Critics of the owners say that if the game is in such bad financial shape, "Why don't the owners exercise some financial discipline?" It's a legit question. But if you think about it, it's not all that hard to understand. You ever needed to lose weight? Has the doctor ever looked at your cholesterol level and told you to cut out the six-egg, five-cheese omelet you enjoy each morning? Has a doctor ever taken out a restraining order forbidding you to come within 100 yards of Hayes Hamburgers after midnight? OK, let's say you've never needed to lose weight. Have you ever tried to get out of a painful, destructive relationship with someone you're really attracted to? Has one last sleepover ever turned into 10 more months of dysfunction and an unwanted pregnancy? You feel me? Just because the owners lack the discipline to correct the problem doesn't mean that there's no problem.
Good Lord, man, we're talking about men who've made gazillions of dollars in other businesses. They did so by being smart, savvy, ruthless, and financially disciplined. How do you think the Board of Directors at MegaCorp would react if the CEO came to them and said "Look, I know we really need to control our costs, but I just can't seem to stop blowing millions on high-risk, low-yield ventures. Could you maybe see about getting some laws passed to make what I'm doing illegal?" The owners' lack of discipline, which is really a lack of hiring the right general managers and letting them do the job as it is anything else, is the problem. The day that owners and their GMs realize that there are far better and cheaper alternatives to throwing ten million bucks at stiffs like Derek Bell is the day that baseball's financial problems (as cried about by Beelzebud and his cronies) disappear. Any business that needs to be rescued from its inability to hire the right people and make smart financial decisions is one that deserves to fail. Whitlock finishes up by firmly supporting the owners' calls for a hard salary cap, "legitimate" revenue sharing, and an end to guaranteed contracts:
If the owners take the proper, hardcore negotiating position and my sportswriting colleagues properly explain what's at stake, I believe baseball fans will side with the owners, and there will be little fan hostility.
Well, if you're going to write about these issues without having the faintest clue about the facts behind them, then yeah, you could probably swing a bunch of gullible fans to your side. Perhaps if you actually did some research, like maybe reading The Baseball Prospectus once in awhile, you might learn a thing or two about baseball's finances. Why, just today, there's a great article about how the Angels, a team that got $9.5 million revenue-sharing dollars for being in the small market of Los Angeles, could redo its books to conform to Selig standards and really rake in the dough. And over on an obscure site called ESPN, there's this article which shows just how solvent most clubs really are. Research, buddy. All the kids are doing it these days. Try it sometime and see. A different kind of ignorance is displayed by St. Petersburg's Gary Shelton:
Look around. It is May, and how many teams have a realistic chance to win the World Series? Three? Four? How many teams have a chance to win next year's World Series? And the next? About the same number? And so it goes. Now look at the NFL. How many teams have a chance to win the 2005 Super Bowl? Pretty much everyone except the Bengals. That, more than anything, is what is wrong with baseball.
Joe Sheehan neatly demolished that argument in March:
The 16-game schedule, and 12-team playoffs, enhance the perception of competitive balance in the NFL. An MLB team that is 60-80 after 87.5% of the schedule is completed is playing the kids and looking towards next year. An NFL team that is 6-8 after 87.5% of the schedule is completed is often a two-game winning streak from the wild card. This is perhaps the biggest factor in the way the two sports are perceived. People think of the NFL as having great races in which everyone has a chance, but there's simply a limit as to how much separation you can create in 15 weeks. If MLB played a 16-game season, you'd not only have tremendous races, but a lot more turnover. Add in six playoff spots per league, which lowers the bar for success, and you have a huge pileup between 9-7 and 7-9 that looks like a "great race," but is actually just a function of structure. I can�t emphasize this enough: NFL competitive balance is as much perception as it is reality. Expecting MLB, with 162 games and one wild-card spot, to shape itself to meet the perception of another league is a bad idea
Another thing to keep in mind is that NFL teams get a lighter schedule, as well as higher draft picks, for finishing with losing records. They call it parity, and a lot of people call it boring. But hey, they have a salary cap, so they must be doing something right. Shelton goes on to display his ignorance of baseball:
Those who do care, however, always seem to have the same question when they ask about the Rays. It's a question asked with pained eyes and a pleading voice. "Is there any hope?" Sure, if you want to be the Minnesota Twins. Sure, if you want to be the Oakland A's. Sure, if you want to trade in fifth place for, say, a nice little season where you finish third. But if you're talking about winning the World Series? About leveling the playing field with the Yankees? About reaching the World Series? No, there isn't a lot of hope.
What, exactly, are you saying here, Gary? Last I checked, the A's were in the playoffs the last two years, and were it not for Terence Long losing a fly ball in the sun, would have battled the small-market Mariners for the 2001 pennant. The Twins were in first place most of the year last year and are in first place now. They have at least as good a chance of winning the AL Central as the White Sox, another "small market" team even if they are from Chicago. And the lesson of the 1987 Twins and 1997 Marlins is certainly that once you're in the playoffs, anything can happen.
The Rays are the same as the Royals, who are the same as the Tigers, who are the same as the Padres, who are the same as the Pirates, who are the same as the rest of baseball's great unwashed. None of them has a chance. Either.
Anyone who thinks that a well-run organization like the Padres, which is maybe a year away from being a serious force in the NL West, is the same as the Devil Rays and the Royals, two of the worst-run franchises in the league, is smoking crack. Even the Pirates are starting to head in the right direction, now that they've dumped Cam Bonifay. Don't be shocked if the 2003 Pirates pull a surprise like the 2001 Twins did.
People seem to have grown weary of it. Attendance is down 5 percent. Remember those spanking new ballparks that were supposed to be the place to be? People aren't going there, either. Pittsburgh built a new park, and its attendance is down 33 percent, according to Street and Smith's Sports Business Journal. In Milwaukee, where another new park opened last year, attendance is down 27 percent. It's down 25 percent with the Rangers and their star-studded lineup, for goodness' sakes.
Attendance is down in these cities because the teams have not been successful. Fans like winners. The novelty of a new stadium wears off if the team inhabiting it sucks. Surely a Devil Rays fan can grok that. Oh, and the Rangers' "star-studded lineup" includes legit All-Star A-Rod, the 38-year-old (albeit still productive) Rafael Palmeiro, the rehabbing Juan Gonzalez, career scrub Todd Greene filling in for the aging Ivan Rodriguez, overacheiving 33-year-old Herb Perry, and four guys with season and career OPS in the .700 range. In Hollywood terms, that's star-studded the way a Love Boat reunion movie is. I can't believe these guys actually get paid for this. Look, if you want to get more mad at the players for striking than the owners for their perfidy and cluelessness, go right ahead. The players are more visible, and Lord knows plenty of them deserve our scorn. But for the love of Bart Giamatti, please understand the issues before you spout nonsense about finances and attendance and whatnot. Don't make me have to mock you, too. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/30/2002 01:57:45 PM ----- BODY: You know we're living in strange times when George Will comes out against arming pilots. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/30/2002 01:57:34 PM ----- BODY: They're baaaaack So says Charles Dodgson about the Taliban and al Qaeda in Afghanistan. Yahoo! tells us of an "Afghan warlord with links to Iran and Pakistan's powerful spy agency" who's calling for (wait for it) a "holy war" against the US. That's a nice, cheery thought, isn't it? Let's be clear about something. If Afghanistan falls back into lawlessness and becomes once again a haven for Islamofascist thugs bent on our destruction, then all of the praise and good will that President Bush has received since the initial military intervention there is hereby cancelled. This will be a monumental failure if it happens, and this time there will be no one to blame but the man in charge. I see a lot of vehicles with bumper stickers on them that say "This time FINISH THE JOB". If we haven't, and if more Americans die because we haven't, I for one will want to know why. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/30/2002 01:57:17 PM ----- BODY: Why intelligent design is stupid Max Power is full of good stuff today about the intellectual dishonesty and outright ignorance surrounding intelligent design. See here, here, and here for Max's devastating critiques. It's important to note, as Max does, that the so-called debate over intelligent design is not about science but about a political agenda. Proponents of ID like Phillip E. Johnson opposed evolution for a long time before Michael Behe first published his book about "irreducible complexity" in 1996. ID is just the latest stick they've grabbed onto in their attempt to beat back evolution. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/30/2002 01:57:04 PM ----- BODY: The style and substance of dog breeding In response to my earnest plea, Greg Hlatky gives an excellent overview of the dispute between rival Jack Russell Terrier orgainizations. Thanks, Greg! -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/30/2002 01:56:52 PM ----- BODY: Foul ball! Joe Sheehan writes about the first time he got a foul ball in 26 years of attending professional baseball games. I've gotten two, one in 1997 at a minor league game in Bend, Orgeon, and one last year at a Nippon Professional Baseball League game in Tokyo. Actually, it's more accurate to say that Tiffany got that ball. And as long as I'm stickling for accuracy, I should note that she didn't exactly catch it. Read it for yourself and see. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/29/2002 04:27:24 PM ----- BODY: Father Pat My 53-year-old cousin Patrick Kuffner just celebrated his first Mass as a newly-ordained priest. The Staten Island Advance has a short story here about how at the age of 50, after a 20-year career as a teacher and principal, he decided to enter the seminary. When I was a wee lad at Sacred Heart Elementary School in the early 70s, my grandmother as well as Cousin Pat taught there. Nana wound up as my second-grade teacher, which is the sort of thing that could be bad but was actually a very good experience. Pat taught science in the upper grades. I transferred to a public middle school which had what are now called "gifted and talented" programs before I got the chance to have a second family member as my teacher. The picture below was originally in the story but apparently got lost in the archive. No matter, I saved a copy. Congrats, Father Pat!
-------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/29/2002 03:29:31 PM ----- BODY: Barry v. Babe Eric Alterman, another Professional Journalist Type with sucky permalinkage, asks the following:
Why don�t people like [Barry Bonds]? Is it race? Is it the fault of some liberal media conspiracy I haven�t even heard of? I don�t get it. Bonds is about to become the only player ever to hit 500 homers and steal 500 bases. Guess who the only guy ever to reach 400 of each is? Whoa, trick question. It�s Bonds. He�s nearly 40 percent better by this crucial measurement than his closest competitors. Just what is the problem, people? Where�s the excitement? �Splain, please.
There is a Media Conspiracy, Eric, but it's not a liberal one. It's a sportswriter one, led by the likes of Rick Reilly at Sports Illustrated. Bonds is not the most sociable player in the league. One could reasonably describe him as surly, or a jerk if one was not feeling charitable. This has led to sportswriters denigrating Bonds' acheivements, overplaying his mediocre postseason stats, calling him "selfish", and otherwise slurring one of the game's alltime greats. It's odd, because sportswriters generally love to equate on-field accomplishments with character, which is why so-so players with reputations for being good in the clubhouse are frequently lauded even when they're a clearcut waste of a roster slot. Barry Bonds may well be a jerk - I have no way of knowing for sure - but it takes a lot more than that to diminish what he has done in his career. An interesting question to ask would be how many scribes who denigrate Bonds for being churlish also champion the causes of Pete Rose and Shoeless Joe Jackson, two players who admitted to committing grievous crimes against the game? It's hard to keep up with all the double standards sometimes. Anyway, there is no good explanation beyond this. Hopefully, some day when Bonds is in the inner circle at Cooperstown, all this pettyness will be long forgotten. In the meantime, tune it out and enjoy watching him play. You won't see the likes of him again any time soon. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/29/2002 03:03:45 PM ----- BODY: Staten Island bloggers located MEL of Ishbadiddle tells me in the comments to my earlier post that there are now two Staten Island bloggers on the NYC Bloggers map. I've also been invited to add myself as an expatriate if I choose, and I may just. Thanks, MEL! -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/29/2002 01:27:03 PM ----- BODY: Search for the terrorist, and not the weapon From Dane Carlson comes this article on Israeli security tactics and methods. The 9/11 attacks have led to closer ties between American and Israeli businesses and law enforcement. Israeli security experts don't much care for our airport screening system either:
Israeli specialists have a low regard for American security searches. They say they tend to cause unnecessary discomfort for travelers, while being prone to missing potential assailants. "The United States does not have a security system, it has a system for bothering people," [security consultant Shlomo] Dror says. "The difference between the Israeli and American systems is that we are looking for the terrorist, while the Americans look for the weapons," he adds. [...] But Dror adds that Israeli methods, even if fully adopted, will not stop all attacks. "There is no 100 percent in security. If you want 100 percent security on flights, every passenger has to take all his clothes off, have his suitcase checked, and be handcuffed and tied to his seat. For sure this can never be. The idea is to enable people to continue their lives while making an attack less possible."
Now where have I heard that idea about flying naked before? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/29/2002 08:51:28 AM ----- BODY: Pervez Musharraf! Pervez Musharraf! File13 strikes again, with his Clarence Carter tribute to Pervez Musharraf. Please be sure to finish your beverage before reading. You have been warned. What really makes this funny for me is that I used to know this nerdy little guy who was fond of karaokeing this song in the persona of Bill Clinton. That's what I visualized while reading this piece. Nerdy little guy impersonating Bill Clinton singing about Pervez Musharraf stoking it. Put that in your hookah and smoke it. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/29/2002 08:29:42 AM ----- BODY: From the Spam Files An advertisement for a "New Cell Phone Stun Gun!" All I can say is if you're gonna use that thing while driving your SUV, please be sure you don't press the wrong button. The freeways around here are hazardous enough, thanks. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/28/2002 05:48:39 PM ----- BODY: Trend or fluke? Business columnist Scott Burns writes that for the first time since 1976, the percentage of working mothers with infant children declined. He gives some interesting data and raises some good questions about effect this may have if it is indeed a trend. Check it out. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/28/2002 04:35:56 PM ----- BODY: And last and least, Staten Island Pigs and Fishes points me to the NYC Bloggers site, where they have a cool subway map that shows how many bloggers live in each borough. Naturally, Staten Island, my point of origin, has no bloggers in it. We Staten Islanders were always more into the spoken and gesticulated word rather than the written word, I guess. Hell, even if I wanted to add myself to their map, you wouldn't be able to tell where I really lived because they used an SIRT map, and my home turf of West Brighton is not near an SIRT stop. Here's a NYC neighborhood map, from which you can click on either area 1 or 2 on the Staten Island piece to see where West Brighton is. Were I still there and if I wanted to identify myself as a NYC blogger, that's where you'd have found me. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/28/2002 01:22:57 PM ----- BODY: A little rabble rousing is good for the soul The Fat Guy is calling for all civic-minded baseball fans to give Commissioner Beelzebud the cyber-finger by voting Montreal and Minnesota players onto the 2002 All Star Team. I think this is a fine idea, so consider this post to be an endorsement. There is some historical precedent for this kind of gerrymandering - in 1957, fans of the Cincinnati Reds stuffed the ballot box and voted all eight Reds regulars onto the National League squad. The bad news is that this so incensed Commissioner Ford Frick (of Roger Maris asterisk fame) that he took All Star Game voting away from the fans. Fans didn't get to vote again until 1970. But hey, real protest involves risk, right? So go forth and do your duty. UPDATE: Even respectable mainstreamers like The Baseball Prospectus and ESPN's Rob Neyer have mentioned this movement. Both pointed to this link, which has apparently gotten a fair amount of publicity. Get on board now while you still can. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/28/2002 06:59:15 AM ----- BODY: Today's weird search referral: "Kick his nutbag reduce tears". I don't even want to know. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/27/2002 11:53:56 AM ----- BODY: The 80s really are back I can't believe I'm staring at the prospect of Lakers-Celtics in the NBA Finals. David Stern must be getting all verklempt at the thought. All I can say is that even if I have to relive that decade-long nightmare in the Finals, I'll be able to cope because this year's playoffs have been bloody fantastic. If anyone tells you the NBA is boring, they haven't been paying attention. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/26/2002 04:01:06 PM ----- BODY: Blogspot migration update Congrats to Ain't No Bad Dude Brian Linse on his new eponymous domain, which gives me the chance to dust off fifty-cent words like "eponymous". Update your bookmarks, folks. I'll be off Blogspot eventually, I promise. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/26/2002 03:48:47 PM ----- BODY: Legendary player, entry level coach Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, the NBA's alltime leading scorer, is the head coach of the Oklahoma Storm of the US Basketball League. He took that job because no NBA coaching opportunities were available to him, and he wanted to prove his ability. It's a long ladder to climb, but I wouldn't doubt him. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/26/2002 03:45:31 PM ----- BODY: Victor Morales renounces Democrats, according to this story:
Victor Morales, who lost the Democratic nomination for U.S. Senate, said he will not run for office again as a Democrat. "At this point in time, I am independent," Morales said, citing what he called lousy treatment by established members of the Democratic Party. "I wouldn't run as a Democrat again," Morales told the San Antonio Express-News for a story posted on the paper's Web site Friday.
I'm sorry that Victor thinks he was treated poorly by the Democrats. The state party certainly didn't roll out the red carpet for him. They believed that for all his populist appeal, Morales was never going to be an electable candidate, so they never supported him. Thinking about Victor Morales and his three failed attempts to win office via Democratic nominations led me to ponder what the role and responsibility of the major parties is. The Democrats, especially now that they are the minority party in Texas, are in the business of finding candidates they think can be elected. Given that Texas isn't and probably never will be a state with a lot of liberal/populist types in it, that means candidates who are pro-business, pro-death penalty, anti-gun control, and generally anti-tax. That includes former Governor Ann Richards, still a darling of the old-style liberals around here, who never once granted clemency in a capital case during her time in Austin. You can represent certain districts as an unreconstructed liberal (Congressional District 18, home of Sheila Jackson Lee, comes to mind), but you'd have a better chance of opening a strip club inside the Alamo than winning a statewide ballot. Orthodoxy to the national party line is the kiss of death. So what's a liberal to do? I am and have always been a proponent of the half-a-loaf theory. I'll take my chances with Ron Kirk, even though I know Kirk will do things that will make my teeth grind - for example, he's on record saying he'd have supported Bush's tax cut, an admission that nearly cost him my vote in the runoff. But Kirk has a chance to win, and he'll still represent my views better than John Cornyn will. For that he gets my support. Victor Morales may have been an enticing candidate for Senate in 1996 - of course, next to Phil Gramm a potted plant would have been enticing, but that's beside the point - and he may well be closer to my views than Ron Kirk, but he wasn't going to win. I'd rather have a chance at something than no chance at everything. It's as simple as that. Thus, while I'm sorry to see Morales go and I wish him well, the fact is that he was never going to be anything more than a novelty. I'm not going to mourn the loss of progressive liberalism in the Texas Democratis Party because it was always an illusion anyway. I'm going to work to get people who at least understand my point of view elected, and go from there. I will not apologize for that. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/25/2002 06:37:25 PM ----- BODY: Canine club catfight! Calling Greg Hlatky - there's a lawsuit between rival Jack Terrier organizations over who's the better custodian of the breed. As the owner of a purebred mutt, I have to say I don't get it. Anyone got some words of wisdom here? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/25/2002 06:37:07 PM ----- BODY: The musical fruit Here's an article my dad needs to read: A scientist at North Dakota State University is working on ways to reduce bean-induced flatulence. And they say there's no good news nowadays. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/25/2002 06:36:25 PM ----- BODY: Palestinian official speaks in Houston From today's Chron:
Dalal Salamah, a member of the Palestinian Legislative Council, was in Houston on Friday to issue a plea for aid as well as understanding for fellow Palestinians. "There is a need to talk about our situation," Salamah said in an interview. "Through the media, people are able to see the attacks and the damage, but the daily life -- how people manage their daily lives. I want to paint a real picture of how they manage to live," Salamah said.
Yes, let's do take a look at it.
As she spoke Friday, the Israeli army was surrounding the Palestinian city of Ramallah with barbed wire, blocking what was a way to leave and enter Ramallah without passing checkpoints. The move, according to international aid officials, is the first step in an Israeli plan to encircle all eight major cities of the West Bank, and their outlying villages, including Salamah's home, Nablus. "There is no semblance of normal life in the camps and villages now," said Salamah. "In Palestinian West Bank and Gaza, each city and refugee camp is separated from the others. Sixteen cities, totally separated from one another," Salamah said. "Some people who tried walking (from one village to another) to get milk and bread for their kids died," she said. "They are suffering because they have finished their water, their own wells are empty." "No laborers may now go into Israel, or between Nablus, Jerusalem, or the other villages," Salamah said. "They must stay in their villages.
Yeah, you unleash a few suicide bombers on someone and all of a sudden they get all security conscious. Imagine that.
"The students in the schools cannot get to the university. Ambulances may come to sick people, but they are forbidden from taking people in the ambulances, they must leave them there," she said.
You don't suppose the fact that ambulances have been used as cover and transportation for Palestinian gunmen has anything to do with that, do you?
Salamah said she wants to talk about those things, as well as "the difference between the national struggle (against Israeli occupation) and terrorism." "We condemn terrorism," she said, adding that suicide bombings carried out in Israel "are acts of young people and some political parties." "It is condemned by me and by the Palestinian Authority. But how can we explain to the younger generation, they are not allowed to bomb themselves in Israel while the Israeli forces attack Palestinian villages and camps?"
We all know how those denunciations of terrorism by Arafat and the PA have done so much to curtail the suicide bombings. Perhaps if the bombers weren't lauded as martyrs and if their families weren't given thousands of dollars as a reward, that might help. Perhaps you could try explaining to the younger generation that the attacks are the result of the suicide bombs, that might help. Perhaps if your leadership weren't committed to the total destruction of the state of Israel, that might help. I'm just saying. I won't have sympathy for your cause until such time as whoever is actually in charge there genuinely punishes those who aid and abet the suicide bombers. Put someone in charge who actively works to promote peace and stop violence, and then we can talk. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/24/2002 06:24:52 PM ----- BODY: Tapped out The 116-year-old Pearl Brewery in San Antonio has been closed for a year, and despite its prime location just north of downtown on the San Antonio River, no one has stepped up to buy the property. Trinity University, my alma mater, is just north of the brewery on US 281. We'd drive past it every time we went downtown. What made the Pearl Brewery distinctive was the enormous Pearl Beer can that stood atop one of the buildings. There was a campus-wide scavenger hunt once in which that beer can was the biggest prize, but not too surprisingly no one bagged it. It wasn't exactly the sort of thing you could strap to the roof of your car, after all. I'm sad to see this piece of my past fade away. San Antonio has grown and developed quite a bit since I was there in the mid-80s. 281 between Trinity and Loop 410 was once basically empty. There was a big abandoned rock quarry just east of the freeway, bordering the ritzy Alamo Heights and Olmos Park neighborhoods. (San Antonio must have been quite the rock quarry city in its day, since the Trinity campus is built on another one.) It's now a strip center. Every time I go back I'm amazed at how many things are there now that weren't then. I do hope someone does something decent with the Pearl property. The Riverwalk, built mostly on Henry Cisneros' watch, has been quite the boon for San Antonio, so even with the large price tag attached I don't think this will go unused forever. There's money to be made there, and someone's going to figure out how make it. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/24/2002 06:11:12 PM ----- BODY: That's a lot of contempt A Beaumont man has been freed from jail after spending over four years in the clink on a contempt charge.
State District Judge Zeke Zbranek had refused to release [Odis] Briggs to visit his ailing wife or attend her funeral after she died March 29, 1999. Zbranek said Briggs "held the keys" to his freedom -- and state appellate courts agreed -- if he would turn over financial records to show what happened to the $120,000 he admits swindling from 18 black families in Chambers County. Briggs' attorney with the American Civil Liberties Union, David George, said he had not found anyone else in Texas held on a civil contempt charge longer than Briggs.
Defendant Briggs is also black, which led to an aborted intervention by Jesse Jackson:
In 1999, the Rev. Jesse Jackson and a representative of his Rainbow/PUSH Coalition interceded on "humanitarian" grounds to have Briggs released to see his sick wife, but were turned down by the courts. PUSH attorney Leonard Mungo called Zbranek an "instrument of Satan" and an example of a "national trend to incarcerate African-Americans unjustly." However, members of the swindled families wrote Jackson that he was fighting for the wrong side. Edna Jensen, 92, who walks with a cane, praised Zbranek for "doing the right thing" to stop these families from being swindled twice -- from their oil royalties and by Briggs. Mungo later offered to assist the families with their claims if they would allow Briggs to be released, but they refused.
That's the thing about being an activist: It always helps to be on the right side of the issue. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/24/2002 05:55:03 PM ----- BODY: Sauce for the gander Max Power also points me to Dawn Olsen's weblog, where she is currently running a poll on "the hottest, sexiest, Male blogger in the blogosphere." (For some odd reason, I'm not in her list of choices. Must be an oversight.) So I have to ask - Where's the poll to determine the hottest, sexiest Female blogger in the blogosphere? If there's actual interest in this, I'm willing to host the poll. (In the name of Science, of course. Any hits it may generate is merely of academic interest.) Send me nominations via comments or my email address and I'll put something up. As with TAPped and their call for the best liberal blogs, feel free to nominate as many as you wish, including yourself. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/24/2002 05:54:41 PM ----- BODY: Crisis over! is the headline of this Slate piece, in which Tim Noah continues his fine dissecting of all the dire-yet-vague terrorism warnings that came out right after the revelations that Team Bush had quite a few facts at its hand regarding al Qaeda and possible attacks before 9/11. Here's the thing that was never fully explained to me: If it was a bad idea for Team Bush to inform the public about vague, unconfirmed reports of possible terrorist activity before 9/11, why is it OK for them to do so now? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/24/2002 05:54:12 PM ----- BODY: Told You So Dept. Little Green Footballs notes that the Saudi PR campaign has been an abject failure. Way back on May 2, I wrote that "this misguided effort on the Saudis' part would backfire on them". So every once in awhile I do get a prediction right. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/24/2002 05:53:58 PM ----- BODY: That makes a scary amount of sense Steve at Happy Fun Pundit discovers how he got on a Republican fundraising mailing list. It's pretty funny, so check it out. Via Virginia Postrel. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/24/2002 05:52:23 PM ----- BODY: Another reason to need time travel Max Power writes about a case in Australia where a tobacco company was held liable to a plaintiff because "the company had destroyed decades-old documents". Says Max:
Document destruction when there's an outstanding subpoena calling for the documents is one thing, and clearly illegal; document destruction when there's outstanding litigation that will likely call for the documents is another, though generally agreed to be illegal when done with nefarious intent, and at issue in the Andersen case now. But here the court held that British American Tobacco's destruction of documents with no litigation pending was illegal and sanctionable, because it was done in anticipation of future litigation against unknown parties that had yet to be filed! The problem here is that this proves too much. All document destruction policies are in place, in part, to limit the expense of future litigation. If your company saves forty-year old documents, someday someone will sue you and want to look through those forty-year-old documents for evidence, and you'll need to hire lawyers and paralegals and copying services to manage all that potential evidence at a cost that, if I had to guess, works out to about a buck a page. Most companies automatically delete e-mails for just such a reason. (I'm a litigator in my day job. I've sat in a warehouse and looked at forty-year old documents. I've also spent days of my life leafing through executives' ancient personal e-mails because they were stored with their business e-mails.) Meanwhile, BAT's "discovery abuse" was sanctioned by prohibiting them from introducing contrary evidence in defense of their case, and they naturally lost the one-sided trial, as the plaintiff pointed to the evidence destruction as the evidence of wrongdoing.
I've been called on to help our legal department in a couple of litigations where they were required to turn over large volumes of email as part of discovery. One case required us to restore the mailboxes of five executives from each backup tape over a period of several months. Once that was done, I was called in to search through each days' restored mailboxes for various keywords. At the time, my company did not have a backup tape retention policy for email. We do now - each tape is kept for 30 days, then recycled. This is one reason why. You may think this is weaselly of us, but for an enterprise as large as ours, even if we never had to worry about getting sued, the sheer volume of tapes make storage an expensive nightmare. We already have a large building whose sole purpose is storing backup tapes. We have another vast room in our operations area that stores backup tapes for mainframe systems. It's on a smaller scale than the giant warehouse at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark, but you get the same overwhelmed feeling when you walk in and see all of the old tapes. More recently, I was asked to help one of our lawyers determine what backup tapes we had for various individuals from the 1996-1997 time frame. None of these people were on Exchange (our current mail platform) as yet, so I spent a few hours verifying that we hadn't bothered to keep any PROFS or GroupWise backup tapes. And why should we? We're talking backup tapes for email platforms that we no longer use, which in the case of PROFS lived on an operating system (VM) that we no longer use. What possible use could we have for them? This is an incredibly stupid decision by the Australian court, and I sincerely hope it is not used successfully in America. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/23/2002 10:55:30 PM ----- BODY: That Harvard graduation jihad controversy Matt Yglesias has been discussing a brouhaha at Harvard concerning a student who will be speaking at the commencement ceremony on "American Jihad" which "will challenge seniors to apply the concept of the jihad to their lives after graduation". (See here, here, and here for details.) The first post generated a number of comments with suggestions of how right-thinking students might express their disapproval of this speaker and his ideas. I certainly agree with expressing disapproval, but I strongly disagree with any tactic that attempts to silence or shout down this speaker. There are several reasons for this. For one thing, silencing a speaker based on content is an extremely dangerous precedent to set. Sooner or later, someone is going to use that precedent to harass or repel a speaker whose views you don't dislike, and if you supported the original effort, you have no grounds for complaint. Either you're for freedom of expression or you're not, and once you join the wrong team there's no turning back. Second, any concerted effort to stop or heckle this speaker will just make a free-speech martyr out of him. (I wish there were another word I could use here, but there isn't.) Once that happens, even if you succeed in suppressing him, he will gain credibility and will be able to crow about The Truth That Harvard Didn't Want You To Hear! There's nothing more tiresome or persistent than someone who can play the victim card. Really, the right thing to do is to let him speak. Surely by now we all know that you cannot truly suppress a bad idea. Let him show himself for what he is so people can make up their own minds. This doesn't mean you can't express your contempt. You are required to do so, but you must do so in a way that doesn't concede any moral high ground. The first and foremost thing is to remember the words of Penn Jillette: "The cure for bad speech isn't no speech, it's more speech." Matt has been doing that by contesting and exposing the egregious things the speaker has said in the past, and others should follow his lead. Do your best to make sure that everyone goes into this ceremony knowing who this person is and why you should doubt his goodwill. He can still play the victim card by claiming he's being mercilessly beaten up by radical Zionists or whatever, but he'll have as much credibility as David Horowitz did on his I've-been-censored Worldwide Media Tour. And you can express your contempt at the ceremony itself by pointedly not listening. The suggestion I gave in Matt's comments is to encourage people to bring a paperback book with them, which they can haul out and start reading when he speaks. The right to express oneself does not include the right to an audience, podium, and microphone. Every one of us has the right to not pay attention, and making a display of that right gets your point across without leaving you open to the charge of harassment. (Steven den Beste makes the same basic point in a slightly different context here. As with everything he writes, it's well worth your time to read.) Lastly, though this may sound obvious, do not react when he's done speaking. Don't boo, and don't applaud out of some sense of politeness. Your own silence is an effective weapon. Use it. My congratulations to Glenn Kinen, Alex Rubalcava and all other bloggers and non-bloggers who are graduating this spring. May you survive your commencement no matter who the speakers are. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/23/2002 03:43:33 PM ----- BODY: Maybe he can go work for Andrew Sullivan From the Newsmakers section of today's Chron, quoted because the link won't last past today:
Sports columnist fired The New York Post fired sports columnist Wallace Matthews Wednesday after he took his "killed" column critical of the newspaper and another Post columnist and put it on the message board of the Web site sportsjournalists.com. Matthews wrote that the paper had "no integrity," and accused gossip columnist Neal Travis of "deplorable journalism" for writing without evidence that an unnamed New York Mets star was gay. Before Tuesday's game with Philadelphia, reacting to rumors, Mets star catcher Mike Piazza told a press conference he was a heterosexual. In a statement, the Post said Matthews was fired for "derogatory comments and insubordination."
If you were in Houston in 1994 when the Rockets won their first NBA championship, you might recall Wallace Matthews as the guy who wrote a column calling Houston a "hellhole". Needless to say, that sound you now hear is my heart breaking for him. Hey, maybe we can set him up on a blind date with Katherine Mieszkowski! As for the rumors surrounding Mike Piazza's sexuality, as a woman on a mailing list I'm on said regarding the picture that accompanied this article: "Can you imagine the editor saying 'Hey--find the most stereotypically flaming pose of Piazza that you can!'" -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/23/2002 10:22:12 AM ----- BODY: More dot-connecting Public Nuisance and Unqualified Offerings have some useful things to say about unconnected dots. There's plenty of responsibility to go around, but the more I read the less impressed I am by Team Bush's response, and I wasn't all that enamored with it to begin with. On a strictly political note, couple this with Enron (you remember Enron, don't you, Mickey?) and I wonder how log it will be before Bush's approval numbers start to take a dive. Anyone wanna speculate? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/22/2002 06:55:04 PM ----- BODY: I was going to warn Larry not to use the words "schmautopsy schmotos" anywhere near the words "Chandra Levy", but it looks like I'm too late. Well, Larry, at least you know your friends aren't trying to horn in on your hit parade. I look forward to the updated blog traffic graph. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/22/2002 06:25:33 PM ----- BODY: Jus' Stuff Dept. Business is brisk at the Linda Lay upscale resale shop, according to Chron society columnist Shelby Hodge.
THERE were no fancy invitations and no "open for business" signs at 1302 W. Gray. But customers started arriving on Friday and before Linda Lay was ready. Jus' Stuff, the resale shop celebrated in the cartoon strip Doonesbury all of last week, was up and running. And merchandise flew out of the store. It was one bit of good karma on the less-than-glowing horizon for Lay, wife of former Enron CEO Ken Lay. By Saturday, a standing-room-only crowd had gathered in the former pet-store location making parking a challenge and a few neighbors jittery. So many items were sold over the weekend that Jus' Stuff ran out of its signature zebra-print tissue wrap and the supply of business cards was all but depleted.
I'll bet parking was a challenge. West Gray is a four-lane street where you usually can't park. Jus' Stuff is near a bunch of itty bitty side streets with duplexes that don't have real driveways. And the sidewalks aren't the best, either. It'd be interesting to see some boldface types maneuver around the potholes and tree roots in their Manolo Blahniks. I should note that Tiffany dropped by Jus' Stuff on Friday to satisfy her curiosity about the place. It wasn't crowded then, and Linda Lay's mother was there helping out. I'm trying to talk Tiffany into writing up her impressions of the place, so check back for more. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/22/2002 05:56:14 PM ----- BODY: Senate to subpoena White House over Enron Someone alert Mickey Kaus, Enron's back on the front page and about to get nasty.
The White House said it has been gathering and reviewing documents, e-mails and entry records of visitors and interviewing people with relevant information, and it plans to send material to the committee Wednesday. Presidential spokesman Ari Fleischer, traveling with Bush to Germany on Air Force One, said the subpoenas were unnecessary in light of those plans. [...] "The White House has cooperated with Senator [Joe] Lieberman, [chairman of the Senate Governmental Affairs Committee, which issued the subpoenas]" Fleischer told reporters. He said the White House's own review showed "no instance in which Enron approached anyone in the executive office of the president for financial help before they filed for bankruptcy."
And we all know how open and forthcoming Team Bush has been about its workings, so I'm sure Ari Fleischer's word that they've all been good little boys and girls should be enough for anyone. How exactly is it that Fleischer's head doesn't explode when he talks? By the way, I first called Kaus' declaration that Enron was dead as a scandal premature back on April 9. When will he admit he's wrong? Maybe I'll send him some email and see if he responds. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/22/2002 05:42:14 PM ----- BODY: Chandra Levy's body found The remains of Chandra Levy have been found in a park in northwestern Washington, DC. One of the ways that some people used to measure how much America was "back" from 9/11 was a return to interest in and gossip about the disappearance of Chandra Levy and what if any role deposed Congressman Gary Condit had in her disappearance. Now that her body has actually been found, I hope that people will remember that whatever tawdriness and scandal may have been associated with this case, the only thing that mattered was that a vibrant young woman had vanished from the face of the earth, leaving behind family and friends who would have to endure a grotesque intrusion on their grief. Maybe now they'll be able to find some solace. Rest in peace, Chandra. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/22/2002 05:26:12 PM ----- BODY: Sign of the times? Today I spent the better part of the morning downtown doing battle with a piece of software. (I think I won, but the French and Russian judges are still quibbling over the score.) The building I visited is one I've been to several times before. At first, you just told the security guard in the lobby where you were going, then hopped on the elevator. The elveator would drop you in a closed hallway, so once you got to your floor, you needed someone to come and get you because the doors were locked. Of course, sometimes you'd get lucky and follow someone who had a badge in, just like you would at a gated apartment complex. The last time I was there was not long after 9/11. Things had changed to a near-Defcon1 level of security. You had to sign in with the security guards, show photo ID, and leave something valuable (I left my driver's license) as assurance of who you were. And of course you had to be let into whatever floor you were visiting. Today I walked right past the guards and discovered that the doors in the elevator hallway were no longer locked. I could have walked in, helped myself to some office supplies, and gotten away without anyone knowing who I was or even that I'd been there. Which makes me wonder - Are we over the anxiety from 9/11, even as Team Bush has suddenly decided they must tell us about every possible future terrorist threat, or is this just the result of some bean-counter deciding that all that extra security was having a too-big effect on the bottom line? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/21/2002 07:47:23 PM ----- BODY: Competitive balance File13 gave his perspective on Bud Selig's latest whining, and wonders what baseball nuts like The Fat Guy and I think. The Fat Guy has his say here, so I guess it's now my turn. First, I generally disagree with TFG when he says "a pox on both houses", meaning players as well as owners, should the labor talks lead to another strike. People often rant and rave about millionaire baseball players, but no one ever seems to get exercised about multimillionaire owners. It's hard to overstate the dirty, dishonest, and underhanded tricks that the owners have used, especially since Beelzebud Selig first infested the Commissioner's Office, and I can't help but think that anyone rationally looking at this should see it for what it is, namely an attempt by oligopolists to artificially control their costs. The Baseball Prospectus has been all over this, from Joe Sheehan's recent observation that
Baseball salaries have this magic ability to turn raging free-market conservatives into autocrats with the snap of a finger. Frothing Republicans who lusted after Jack Kemp's "enterprise zone" concepts are often appalled that Jason Giambi is able to make $120 million on the same free market that they defend so vigorously in other segments of society. The owners work very hard to keep their financial information quiet, but are quick to publicize how much money the latest free agent is raking in.
to Doug Pappas' eye-opening expose on the widespread bookkeeping fraud that the owners have perpetrated, which earned him a hysterical phone call from Bud himself. In short, I'm in complete agreement with Christine Quinone's rule of thumb: "[T]he players aren't always right; the owners are always wrong; if the players agree with the owners, count your silverware." I certainly won't be happy with the players if they strike, but I'll sympathize with them a lot more than I will the owners. I'd like to take a closer look at the notion of "competitive balance", which is one of the Budsters catchphrases when he's talking about payrolls. In Bud's World, only free spending teams make the playoffs; in his mind, most teams enter the season with no "faith and hope" of playing in October. The idea that he wants to impart is that unlike the Good Old Days before zillionaire free agency, everyone had a decent shot at winning. The problem, of course, is that this idea is, like most things Bud says, completely divorced from reality. Let's take a quick look at the era 1921-1964, which roughly corresponds to what is considered baseball's "golden age". In that 44-year period, how many pennants did each team win? American League Team Pennants Longest stretch between pennants New York 29 Three seasons Detroit 6 22 seasons (1946-1967) Philadelphia/KC 3 40 seasons (1932-1971) Washington 2 39 seasons (1926-1964, as the Twins) Cleveland 1 42 seasons (1955-1996) Boston 1 27 seasons (1919-1945) St. Louis/Baltimore 1 43 seasons (1901-1943) Chicago 1 39 seasons (1920-1958) Not a whole lot of hope and faith in there for most teams. Remember that this was the era of the reserve clause, when a player was bound to his team until they traded or released him. There were no big salaries, no unequal income from media or luxury boxes, and no reason to be a consistent loser other than incompetent management. But Bud doesn't want you to think about that, he wants you to get caught up in a mist of baby boomer nostalgia so that you'll characterize the players as greedy and the owners as beleaguered. The Yankees' longest stretch without a pennant after 1921, by the way, is 14 seasons, from 1982 to 1995. Coincidentally, that's right in the middle of the free agent period. The Yankees spent a ton of money on all kinds of free agents during that time - Dave Collins, Steve Kemp, Ed Whitson, Danny Tartabull, John Montefusco - and pretty much sucked most of the time. At some point, they figured out that developing players (Derek Jeter, Bernie Williams, Andy Pettite, Mariano Rivera, Jorge Posada, Alphonso Soriano, to name a few) and paying to keep them was the secret. The Senior Circuit for the same time frame looks like this: Team Pennants Longest stretch between pennants St. Louis 12 17 seasons (1947-1963) New York/SF 9 13 seasons (1938-1950) Brooklyn/LA 9 20 seasons (1921-1940) Chicago 5 56 seasons (1946-2001) Cincinnati 3 20 seasons (1941-1960) Boston/Milwaukee 3 33 seasons (1915-1947) Pittsburgh 3 32 seasons (1928-1959) Philadelphia 1 49 seasons (1901-1949) Here there were three dominant teams, with the Cubs having a good run from 1929 through 1945. The bad teams - Chicago after 1945 and the other four underneath them - were really bad. As Rob Neyer noted awhile ago, the Phillies may have been the worst-run franchise in history. But again, each team had roughly the same salary expenses. Well-run teams that cared about winning did so, and poorly run teams that didn't care usually didn't. There's no difference today. Whatever a team's resources are, teams that use them wisely generally do well. Teams that actually invest in their product can go from hopeless to dominant, as Seattle and Atlanta have done. Even truly low-income teams like Minnesota can compete if they're smart. Part of being smart is recognizing when a big spender is willing to pay top dollar for players who have hit their peak. A few years ago there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth when the Twins were forced to trade All Star second baseman Chuck Knoblauch to the big bad Yankees for a passel of minor leaguers. Knoblauch had one good, two decent, and one mediocre season for the Yankees, never acheiving the heights he had as a Twin. He's now an outfielder in Kansas City, struggling to stay over the Mendoza Line. As for the Twins, two of the players they got were Cristian Guzman, their All Star-caliber shortstop, and Eric Milton, their reliable lefty starter. Trades can be tricky things, even when one team is apparently over a barrel. The bottom line is simple. Good management and a well-defined plan is the key to success in baseball, just as it is anywhere else. Bud and the owners are just trying to sheild themselves from that truth at the players' expense. Don't you believe it. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/21/2002 07:23:27 AM ----- BODY: Hindsight, schmindsight I don't know about you, but now that Michael Kinsley is no longer the editor of Slate, I hope he spends more time writing satire. He's clearly shown that he's very good at it. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/20/2002 06:32:34 PM ----- BODY: Defeating redirection Mac Thomason complains about being trapped by the new KausFiles, where the redirection to Slate renders his back button ineffective. The secret is speed, Mac - Hit the back button twice in rapid succession, as if you were double-clicking, and you should be able to get back to where you started. Annoying, but the best you can do. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/20/2002 06:24:42 PM ----- BODY: The Swastika and the Crescent Another fascinating magazine that we get is the Souther Poverty Law Center's Intelligence Project, a nice bit of light reading about hatred and extremism. This article goes into ties between neo-Nazi and Islamofascist organizations. Many people have written about some commentary by David Duke appearing in the Arab News recently. According to this article, it's not the first time Duke has addressed an Islamic audience:
While they wouldn't want bin Laden, or anyone of non-European descent, living next door, leaders of the hard-core racist movement in the United States have seized upon the Sept. 11 attacks as an opportunity to expand their strategic alliance with Islamic radicals under the pretext of supporting Palestinian rights. After hijacked airplanes demolished the World Trade Center and damaged the Pentagon, a number of Muslim newspapers published a flurry of articles by American white supremacists ranting against Israel and the Jews. Anti-Zionist commentary by neo-Nazi David Duke appeared on the front page of the Oman Times, for instance, and on an extremist Web site based in Pakistan (www.tanzeen.com). Another opinion piece by Duke ran in Muslims, a New York-based English-language weekly, which also featured a lengthy critique of U.S. foreign policy by William Pierce, head of the rabidly racist National Alliance. In the wake of Sept. 11, several American neo-Nazi web sites also started to offer links to Islamic Web sites.
Read the whole thing, including the bizarre connection between white supremacists such as George Lincoln Rockwell and Tom Metzger and the Nation of Islam. And if anyone with more free time and intestinal fortitude than I wants to try to track down any of the other things David Duke had to say after 9/11, I'd be interested in seeing it. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/20/2002 06:24:02 PM ----- BODY: Speaking of the Technology Review, it's just loaded with great stuff this month. Here's an article that argues that human cloning, like all other advances in reproductive technology, is inevitable. I have to say that I think author Daniel Kevles has a touching faith in the legal system when he says
Once reproductive cloning is made physically safe for the fetus, its enthusiasts may find an ally in U.S. law. The U.S. Congress, of course, could decide to ban human cloning for any purpose, claiming the power to do so because it can regulate interstate commerce, and a cloning clinic would be open to women from anywhere in the country. But such a law could well run afoul of the U.S. Supreme Court�s ruling in Roe v. Wade, which, by upholding the right of a woman to choose an abortion, arguably implies that the state cannot interfere with how she chooses to reproduce.
Personally, I'd be more concerned that with a couple of Bush-picked Scalia-type judicial activists, the Court is more likely to use an anti-cloning law to overturn Roe v. Wade than it is to use Roe v. Wade to overturn an anti-cloning law. This Simson Garfinkel column argues that defending national borders could be a model for fighting spam. The monthly Trailing Edge feature gives an overview of the electric guitar. Wanna guess when it was invented? Try 1923. Finally, for the second time, the magazine lists 100 innovators whose work will change the world. As in 1999, all 100 are under 35. As one who can only see 35 in the rear-view mirror, it's a moderately uncomfortable reminder of an old Tom Lehrer quote: "It's a sobering thought to realize that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years." -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/20/2002 06:23:33 PM ----- BODY: Tanned, rested, and ready We had a great time at the Schlitterbahn. It's amazing what a stress-free weekend, plus a full day of activity, will do for your ability to sleep. Even though I'm now squarely behind the commentary curve, it felt good to spend a few days not thinking in terms of how I'd blog this or that. I'm nowhere near burnout, but a little recharging never hurt anyone. The big topic everyone's talking about, of course, is What Did Bush Know and What Could He Have Done About It. I find myself struggling with this question - I agree with Bush bashers as well as defenders. There's plenty of blame here, and it's neither productive nor useful to spend all one's time pointing fingers. Of course, blind allegiance to the boss isn't going to help either. The buck has to stop somewhere, and if Team Bush is going to focus their efforts on hunting down some low-level functionaries to take a bullet for the Big Guy, well, at some point one has to wonder just what the President is responsible for. I think Josh Marshall got it exactly right when he suggested that Bush say
Look, in hindsight, there are connections maybe we should have made. Communications should have been better between various intelligence and law enforcement agencies. But hindsight is 20/20 and these things were not as clear then as they are now. Our people did the best they knew how. But I'm the Commander-in-Chief. And I'm responsible. The buck stops here. Let's move ahead now and make whatever improvements we can.
Failures happen. The bigger the disaster, the more you owe it to everyone who was or could be affected by it to figure out why it happened and what could be done to help prevent it in the future. MIT's Technology Review, a fascinating mix of all forms of technology and innovation, has in its current issue an article about 10 massive technology failures, ranging from the ill-fated 1628 Swedish warship Vasa, which sank on its maiden voyage, to the recent Concorde disaster. In each case, whether the fault was pure human weakness or "perfect storm" conditions, we learned from them, and as a result we're all less likely to die in various horrible circumstances. I don't blame Bush for 9/11. But if his resistance to finding out the full truth about it leads to another such incident, I will hold him solely responsible. There's nothing that Rummy or Condi or Cheney or Ari can say now that will carry any weight with me if it has to be said a second time. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/20/2002 01:23:09 PM ----- BODY: On a busy ass-kicker of a day, when you're still exhausted but euphoric from a trip to the Schlitterbahn, there are no words which are sweeter or more uplifting than the following: "The staff meeting this afternoon has been cancelled." Of course, that means I have no excuse for putting off the other drudgery that has piled up on me today. But I'll take my small victories where I can. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/17/2002 11:21:03 AM ----- BODY: Couple days off We're off to the Schlitterbahn, the world's greatest water park, for the weekend, so I probably won't have anything more to say until Sunday night or Monday. I've got a few things brewing, such as a followup on Joe Katzman's piece about the anti-Semitic incident at SFSU, which Meryl Yourish has publicized, but for now all I want to do is relax, ride a few slides, and recharge my batteries. Have a great weekend! -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/17/2002 11:11:52 AM ----- BODY: More Disturbing Technological Advances Dept. Using Gummi Bears, PhotoShop, and ingenuity, a Japanese cryptographer was able to create fake fingerprints that fooled fingerprint recognition systems 80% of the time. Guess maybe I'll keep paying cash at Kroger for awhile longer. Thanks to Michael for pointing this out. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/17/2002 10:57:28 AM ----- BODY: Putting words in my mouth A new breakthrough in video technology at MIT can realistically alter video images to make it appear that someone is saying something else. Read it and worry. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/16/2002 10:23:02 PM ----- BODY: RIP, PFI Craig Biggerstaff at Page Fault Interrupt is hanging up his keyboard, citing that old bugaboo of Real Life. I salute your efforts, Craig, and hope that someday you may be able to blog again. Please feel free to drop in a comment any time, and enjoy your retirement. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/16/2002 12:31:53 PM ----- BODY: Hey, Mickey! Back when KausFiles was still its own site and had actual archives, Mickey Kaus snickered that Democrats' glee about using Enron to bash Republicans was overdone and premature. Take a look at the top story from today's Chron and tell me if you still think this is a nonstarter. I should note that this was the top headline in the print edition; for some reason it's not on the front page of the online version. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/16/2002 12:31:34 PM ----- BODY: Aren't his 15 minutes up yet? John Wayne Bobbit has been dropped from "Celebrity Boxing 2" because he was arrested for assaulting his wife. Man, if "Celebrity Boxing 2" doesn't want to be tainted by your association, you're really on the outs. All I can say is that if there is a God, this will be the last time any of us reads the words "John Wayne Bobbit" anywhere other than the obituaries. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/15/2002 10:17:27 PM ----- BODY: Homelessness feedback My dad, who spent 14 years as a judge in New York City, sent me the following feedback on my post about Houston's proposed anti-panhandling ordinance:
I think that stats will verify that most [homeless people] are substance abusers or mentally ill persons with addictions (MICA). Spending large sums of money at the end process, arrest, jail, etc. is not an answer. Maybe we should allocate more and more money earlier and earlier. For example, in the schools where we could have certified intervention people addressing substance abuse as soon as there is any evidence of abuse. I learned from bitter, but repeated experience in reading sentence reports from Probation officers that the substance abuse began with the defendant as early as 10 years old. These reports would show beer drinking, marijuana smoking, cocaine and then anything that would give them a high to the point that they were hopelessly addicted by their early 20's. Repeated jail did little to rehab these folks or teach them any recovery skills. Time tested AA on the other hand, if the addicted person was caught early, gave them a better chance of recovering. The unfortunate thing about all of this is that politicians don't get votes for realistic approaches to addiction, but garner votes by being "tough on crime". Sad but true; however my experience, personally and professionally, is that if you aggressively attack the problem sooner rather than later, you get a better bang for your buck.
-------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/15/2002 10:09:47 PM ----- BODY: Ten thousand! Woo hoo! I've reached 10,000 hits, in a bit more than three months. That may be chump change to some bloggers, but I'm pretty happy about it. Number 10,000 was a Roadrunner-NYC user, according to my referral log and Sam Spade's reverse DNS lookup. If that may have been you, at around 8:15 PM CDT tonight, please drop me a line. My friends did their best to help out. Larry, who is approaching 10,000 hits as well, was number 9999, and he sent me a screen shot to prove it. Either Ginger or Michael came in at 10,002. Thanks, guys! And thanks to everyone out there who's stopped by, especially those who visit regularly. When I started I figured I was just doing this for my own exercise and amusement. Once I discovered there were people who actually made a habit of reading, it was a huge thrill. It was also a bit daunting. I feel a responsibility to my audience, and I hope I've held up my end of the bargain. I really appreciate the time you've taken, the feedback you've given, and the faith that you have in me. On to 20,000! -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/15/2002 05:57:34 PM ----- BODY: In case you hadn't noticed, Ted Barlow is back, and he's full of renewed vigor. You had us worried for awhile there, Ted. We may never know the meaning of croatan, but at least it doesn't appear to have meant "So long and thanks for all the fish." On the down side, it looks like Duncan Fitzgerald is either on hiatus or experiencing hosting problems. Duncan was one of the first bloggers whom I didn't know personally who linked to me, so I'll be quite sad if he's retired. Duncan? If you're out there, please let me know what's up. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/15/2002 05:20:17 PM ----- BODY: Patch Adams and the Folk Song Army Fallacy From Greg Hlatky comes this article about Patch Adams and the "Dialogue for Democracy" which took place at the University of Pittsburgh. Patch, the subject of an incredibly sappy feel-good movie, is apparently a bit confused about current events:
"I am literally comparing Bush and his cronies to Hitler," Adams said, "only Hitler had a smaller vision."
Umm, Patch? Do the words Godwin's Law mean anything to you? I am now literally comparing you to a mouth-breathing idiot who has no idea what genuine evil is. Patch also doesn't understand basic economics:
"[I] don't understand why a ball bouncer makes more than a schoolteacher," Adams said.
Well, that would be because someone is willing to pay those ball-bouncers lots of money. Feel free to distribute some of those millions you got for selling your life story to Hollywood to all the teachers you like if you want to make a difference here. Finally, Patch and cohort Dr. Helen Caldicott, a "vehement opponent of nuclear weapons", seem to be unable to grasp the difference between ends and means:
"I think there are a majority of people who want love, peace and cooperation," said Caldicott. "But we find it hard to reach out to each other."
We all want love, peace, and cooperation, dimwit. That includes the Taliban and the Committee for the Suppression of Vice and Promotion of Virtue. They would be (or would have been, in the case of the late and unlamented Taliban) very happy to have us all live in peace and harmony with their vision of how the world should be. Where we differ is in how we think we can best acheive these ends. All the happy talk in the world does squat to change this fact. Which leads me to the second part of my subject. What we've seen here is another application of what I'm calling the Folk Song Army Fallacy. Basically, the FSAF is what happens when an advocate confuses the ends for the means to those ends. Someone who is "for peace" or "against crime" has committed the FSAF if he or she:
  1. Loudly and constantly touts his or her commitment to the ends (i.e., "promoting peace", "getting tough on crime", etc).
  2. Demonizes those who do not stand firmly with them, and
  3. Has no clearly articulated plan for acheiving their desired end, or has a clearly articulated plan without having any idea of the costs and consequences of that plan.
The beauty of the FSAF, of course, is that you can always be on the right side of an issue. Who doesn't want peace? Or less crime? Or an end to poverty and injustice? Even better, you can accuse your opponents of not being in favor of these wonderful things. With the FSAF, you can't go wrong. Peaceniks are commonly afflicted with the FSAF. As the Jo Walton quote that Patrick has on his page indicates, "peace" is not the same as "not fighting", but the distinction is lost on those who'd rather chant than think. It's my belief that the more simplistic and sound-bite-like an advocacy group is, the more likely that they have a bad case of FSAF. Once you know the symptoms of this syndrome, it's pretty easy to recognize it in its sufferers. It's also pretty depressingly common. Naturally, you didn't have to come here to read a barrel shot of this particular fish. You've probably already read Lileks' screed. Lileks is a great writer and all that, but does he make metaphorical use of Tom Lehrer songs like I do? (Don't tell me if he does; it'd just depress me.) -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/15/2002 12:18:23 PM ----- BODY: Where the future is being made today Shoppers can now pay for groceries at some area Kroger stores with a new point-of-sale system that uses fingerprints to associate a customer with an account. This came out of a since-abandoned pilot program in Texas to use fingerprint identification to cut down on food stamp fraud. The state got Kroger on board as a participant in the pilot program, and they have continued with it. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/14/2002 05:47:15 PM ----- BODY: The poor will always be with us Larry wants to know what I think about this story about a proposed City Council ordinance to prohibit "Dumpster diving", "aggressive panhandling", and sleeping on city sidewalks during daytime hours. I wish I had a good answer to this. My read of the Chron story says this is not simply an attempt to try to force homeless people to go elsewhere, but I'm not sure what it really is all about. The main qualm I have with this kind of ordinance is what do you do with the offenders? According to the article, police "must first warn offenders and inform them about where they can get help". Well, what happens when the offenders don't want to get help, or are too disoriented to understand what's being asked of them? Do we lock them up? That'll get them off the streets. Not for long, of course, and it won't do anything to prevent them from reoffending - who knows, maybe city lockup is preferable to a homeless shelter to some of these guys - so it's hard to see how this will have any long-term effect. You may think that they short-term effect of putting bums in the drunk tank for a day or two is enough to make this law worthwhile, but is that more efficient than getting them into a shelter? Do we have any idea how much extra this is going to cost us in police power, jail space, and court time? I'm not saying this can't be worth the effort, just that we ought to have some idea of the impact before we codify it. I'd like to hear more before I decide what I think. It has the feel to me of asking street cops to act like social services agents. I think if we want someone to perform that function, we ought to have people whose job it is to do that function out there doing it. However, that's just a first impression. I'm not quite ready to call it what I really think just yet. Rob at Get Donkey! has some good thoughts on this. I like what he says about the motivation behind the law. Go check it out. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/14/2002 05:28:50 PM ----- BODY: Chron readers fire back at Bill Coulter for his obnoxious editorial in yesterday's paper. Note to Stanley Kurtz: The letter writers were all a heck of lot nicer than Coulter was. (I am resisting the urge to add "Nyah nyah nyah".) The first writer pointed out the delicious irony of Coulter's swaggering piece appearing on the same page as an editorial about the failure to be considerate to others. Indeed. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/14/2002 05:27:46 PM ----- BODY: Oopsie Now Reliant Energy has admitted that they, too, used controversial Enron trading tactics in California last year during that state's electricity crisis. They claim it wasn't very much, but their stock price got pummeled anyway. This will surely give California Gov. Gray Davis even more to crow about. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/14/2002 09:37:27 AM ----- BODY: I've waded into a debate about Iraq, Gore Vidal, Ralph Nader, and other stuff in the comments on this Matt Welch post. Please tell me if you think I'm off base. UPDATE: Be sure to read the responses from Patrick and Matt himself that follow mine. This guy definitely bit off more than he could chew. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/14/2002 09:34:15 AM ----- BODY: Really Cool Stuff Dept. Would you believe bomb-sniffing bees? No, really, it sounds cool. Go check it out. (Link via Little Green Footballs.) -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/13/2002 05:45:32 PM ----- BODY: Extremism and responsibility Josh Trevino responds to my post about the moral responsibility to speak out against extremism. I had disagreed with Josh's assertion that the failure of Europe's leftist leaders to unequivocally condemn the murder of Pim Fortuyn is equivalent to the failure of American liberals to condemn the likes of EarthFirst!, PETA, and Al Sharpton. My point was that Al Gore (whom Josh singled out) and EarthFirst! are too dissimilar to be lumped together for these purposes. Says Josh:
I used EarthFirst! as lazy shorthand for "destructive environmentalists." Charles is justified in challenging the parallel, but I think it holds -- especially given my intent in writing it. They share language and analyses to a startling degree. As Al Gore says in "Earth in the Balance":
....our activities are now beginning to have fundamental, systemic effects upon the entire life-support system of the planet - upsetting the world's climate, poisoning the oceans, destroying the ozone layer which protects us from excessive ultraviolet radiation, changing the CO2 ratio in the atmosphere, and spreading acid rain, radioactive fallout, pesticides and industrial contamination throughout the biosphere.
Sorry, that wasn't Al Gore at all, but EarthFirst's (EarthFirst!'s?) website. But if you've read Gore's book -- or even representative samples of it -- you know that the vocabulary and the logic are strikingly similar. Charles says that they "agree in a broad sense that something ought to be done to protect the environment, but the paths diverge pretty sharply from there." But that's not quite true. They agree in more than just a broad sense -- they agree on specific problems, and specific causes. Their paths don't really diverge significantly until it comes to remedies.
I would argue that having one's reasonable rhetoric coopted by a dangerous crank does not make you a dangerous crank as well. It's not unreasonable to say that once this has happened that you must disassociate yourself with the cranks, however, lest people confuse your silence for tacit approval. I'm rather of two minds on the subject. On the one hand, at some point I think you really do have to say something. The danger of being associated with extremists is real, and it's devastating to one's moral authority. If the extremists gain any credibility by your lack of denunciation, that's far worse. On the other hand, I agree with Ginger Stampley when she says
I have minimum standards for considering an opinion on [matters] worth bothering to argue with.
I like to think that I put forth reasoned and rational arguments that most people will think are worth their time to consider. They may well not agree, but I hope no one has grounds for calling me a nut. So why should I waste time arguing with ideologues and zealots who have no firm grasp on reality and contribute nothing to the general debate? Can't anyone tell from what I have already said - and not said - that I plainly disagree with people like that? I'm more than a bit uncomfortable advancing that line of thought for the obvious historical reasons - evil triumphing because good men did nothing, that sort of thing. In a way, though, this is my point. We all have a responsibility to speak out for good and against evil. I may happen to be incrementally closer to the nutball in question on the ideological panorama, but that doesn't shift the burden. There is good reason to castigate those who have failed to do their part, but this often feels to me like scoring points, especially when prompted like a tragedy such as Fortuyn's murder. That wasn't Josh's intent here, but others (*cough* *cough* Andrew Sullivan *cough* *cough*) have had no shame in doing so. All this does is to distract from the main point - that evil is, y'know, a Bad Thing - and bog us down in arguments over who has and hasn't done the most to denounce it. Having reread what I've written, it appears that I don't disagree all that much with Josh, and on the larger point I don't. I still won't go along with his categorization of the American left including centrists like Al Gore and wackos like EarthFirst! for the reasons I previously stated, and I still bristle at attempts to score rhetorical victories, especially in situations like this, but we would all do well to remind ourselves why we're different - I'll be so bold as to say better - than the extremists. If anyone actually needs reminding, we've not been doing enough. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/13/2002 05:38:33 PM ----- BODY: Liberal bias and missing the point Stanley Kurtz goes on yet another tired whine about misunderstood conservatives and liberal media bias:
The belief in conservative bigotry is more than a misunderstanding. It is liberalism's indispensable drug � the opium of the elites. Are there some bigoted conservatives? Sure. But conservative bias can't hold a candle to the thunderous bigotry of the Left toward conservatives.
All I can say is there goes a man who has never read The Free Republic, or for that matter, the op-ed pages in the Houston Chronicle. Here's a charming example from today, in which Chron editorial board member Bill Coulter starts off by calling liberals "pantywaists" and goes downhill from there. Earth to Stanley: You notice liberal bigotry against conservatives because you're looking for it. The fact that you live in an area that has more liberals than conservatives doesn't help, either. I'm sure that when you're around like-minded individuals that all of you would never consider saying or writing anything about liberals which may be unfair or overly generalized. Can we please put a halt to this kind of crying victim for awhile? In addition to being supremely annoying - regardless of who's whining about whom - it always serves to distract from arguments rather than to address them. One of the comments I received for this post about how the NRA helps to foster the image of being a bunch of angry white men said that "the media picks up every stupid remark that the NRA makes" while ignoring the same from gun-control groups. Well, maybe that's true and maybe it's not - I'm sure as heck not going to take one person's word for it - but so what? That has nothing to do with my point that the NRA could vastly improve its image and blunt its opponents' criticism by taking advantage of its diversity and replacing their angry, stupid-remark-prone, right-wing white male spokesperson. All that this comment does is to try to shift our attention away from what we're talking about. And for the record, Stanley, this liberal would read a lot more conservative opinion if so dang much of it weren't composed of liberal-bashing. (Yes, I know, this means I look for it, too. I really need to do something about this masochistic tendency.) You keep telling me you've got something worthwhile to say. Please get around to saying it already, OK? In the meantime, here's a quick-reference guide for you: Targeting an individual is criticism. Targeting an entire group based on the behavior of a few individuals is bigotry. Doing so in the context of decrying that group's bigotry is pathetic. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/13/2002 05:37:30 PM ----- BODY: Spam du jour In which I am invited to order Viagra online in order to "BE A SUPERSTUND!" I sure can see how that email marketing thing is so gosh-darned effective, yessirreebob. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/13/2002 05:36:56 PM ----- BODY: Dept. of Bad Predictions Well, it's been a week, and the Chron has not published any letters complaining about the editorial written by a former death-row inmate who was exonerated by DNA evidence. Which makes me wonder: How many more incorrect predictions do I have to make before I can be considered a Real Pundit? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/13/2002 05:35:51 PM ----- BODY: Tis better to remain silent and be thought a fool Sometime over the weekend I got added to a massive CC list on a moronic chain letter that's currently making the rounds at work. It's one of those brain-dead notes that claims you'll get paid by Microsoft/AOL/Disney/the Illuminati for forwarding it to "everyone you know". Bill Gates himself wrote an essay debunking this stoopid thing four years ago, which should give you some idea of just how big a mouth-breather you have to be to actually forward this to everyone in your corporate address book. Not to mention the fact that forwarding chain letters is expressly forbidden in the employees' handbook. Oopsie, here comes the Evil HR Director to whack you with a cluestick! Of course, what makes these chain letter outbreaks even more special is the cadre of deep thinkers who hit Reply-to-All and demand, in BOLDFACE ALL CAPS, to be removed from this mailing list. As of this writing, I have received one reply-to-all debunking the note, twenty-nine (count 'em) indignant take-me-off responses, three people attempting to recall their indignant take-me-off responses, eight people explaining why you shouldn't hit reply-to-all, another person agreeing with those people, and to top it off, a note from customer services (an outsourcer in this case) telling us that they're aware of it and are looking into it. The fact that this last note came from an anonymous CS worker more than five hours after the original flood of notes began is of great comfort to us all, I'm sure. Days like this I think that maybe some employees really are worth more to the company dead than alive. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/13/2002 05:35:06 PM ----- BODY: Mandatory Humor Dept. Singer and Psychic Friends Network spokeswoman Dionne Warwick was arrested at Miami International Airport when baggage screeners found 11 suspected marijuana cigarettes in her lipstick case. Do I really have to finish the joke here, people? (Naturally, Larry beat me to it on this all-important story. That's what I get for taking Sunday off.) -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/12/2002 04:10:00 PM ----- BODY: Forgive, maybe, but don't forget Another op-ed in today's Chron is this plea for forgiveness for priests accused of sexual misconduct:
The pastor of my parish has been removed because of a recent allegation that 35 years ago he committed an act of sexual misconduct involving a teen-ager. In fact, I don't believe the allegation, but it seemed important to ask myself: What if the allegation were true? Would I still support the Rev. Kenneth Nee, who served Our Lady of Fatima parish in Manorhaven, N.Y., and be upset about his removal from his position, the parish and our lives? [...] The risk of recidivism is a strong argument for removing from ministry priests who have been guilty of sexual abuse. But it is a strong argument only in those cases where there is a risk of repeat offense. The mere fact that someone committed an act does not mean there is risk he will do it again. I am not talking about pedophilia, which clearly presents an ongoing risk. In cases, however, that involve newly made accusations of a single act that occurred 20 or 30 years ago, there seems no risk of repeat offense. The fact that the priests in question have effectively ministered their parishes in the intervening years without any further allegations of wrongdoing testifies to that. The absence of repeated offenses testifies to the fact that some acts of sexual abuse against minors are the product of a moment of sin and not pathology. So, if not fear of recidivism, what is the argument for removing from ministry a priest who many years ago committed a single act, as heinous as the act may have been?
The author, a law professor and mother of a 9-year-old daughter, wants to know why one as-yet-unproven accusation of abuse from many years ago justifies the removal of a priest who has otherwise served his parish well. She invokes the Catholic message of redemption heavily:
So, if not fear of recidivism, what is the argument for removing from ministry a priest who many years ago committed a single act, as heinous as the act may have been? Is it that we expect priests to be sinless? [...] Can a church built on a belief in Christ deny the possibility of redemption and refuse to forgive? [...] Some may dispute this phrasing of the issue, arguing that we are not talking about whether to forgive, but simply whether to allow the priest to continue his ministry. That distinction is lost on me. If we forgive, if we accept the possibility of redemption, what is served by removing the priest?
Well, not to put too fine a point on it, but the scandal currently embroiling the Church is not just about the actual abuse. It's about the long-term conspiracy to silence accusers and shelter abusers. It's about silent payoffs and palming predators off on unsuspecting parishioners miles away. It's about the fundamental breach of responsibility on the part of the Church hierarchy. So my short answer to this author would be: How do you know that this is the only allegation? How would your opinion change if an actual investigation led to other charges? How many alleged victims would have to turn up before you'd be willing to put the interests of criminal justice ahead of the interests of redemption and forgiveness? Let's assume for a moment that the accusation is true, and that there are no other incidents. I'm not sure how the justice system should be served in this case. Perhaps 35 years of otherwise spotless service is sufficient to balance the scales, but who gets to make that call? The unaffected parishioners? The pope? Call me a hang 'em high conservative, but just maybe we ought to consult the local District Attorney first. In the meantime, without any further information than the author's faith in her priest, I can't say that removing him from duty until the question of his guilt is resolved is too much to ask. After all, redemption and forgiveness were never meant as get-out-of-jail-free cards. The accused priest may be paying back his debt to God, but it seems to me that unless the victim is willing to forgive and forget - which apparently isn't the case - then some rendering unto Caesar needs to take place. Removal from duty is simply part of that. The sad thing is that when you think about it, this change in Church policy is just another way for the hierarchy to protect itself. Had they put less emphasis on their own self-preservation in the first place, this particular priest might still be able to do his job right now. I admit that with all the publicity surrounding the Church and its troubles these days that some pathetic attention-seekers may come out of the woodwork and make false accusations about abuse. If that's the case here, then indeed this author's parish will be hurt by losing the services of their priest. That's a shame, but honestly I can't see how the Church could or should handle things differently. Leaving him in place while the charges are investigated has a much greater possible hurt if it's the wrong thing to do. Unfortunately, there's no wiggle room here. Zero-tolerance policies are often as stupid as they are inflexible, but let's face it: The Church had no choice. I sympathize with those who may be adversely affected by this, but let's not forget how it came to be this way. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/12/2002 03:38:40 PM ----- BODY: Just a reminder from today's Chron that Christianity has had a rather prominent historical role in anti-Semitism. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/12/2002 02:45:40 PM ----- BODY: Starting somewhere Kathy Kinsley makes an attempt to "calm some fears on both sides" of the gun-control issue. I think her proposal needs a bit more work, but it's a reasoned and reasonable place to start talking. What I really like about this is that she recognizes that resolution of a given problem is impossible until 1) each side recognizes that the other has legitimate issues that must be addressed, and 2) each side trusts that the other has also completed Step 1. I have no illusions of Charlton Heston and Sarah Brady sitting down for a cordial chat, but you really do have to start somewhere, and if more people were willing to do what Kathy has done, maybe some day we can actually get somewhere on this. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/11/2002 02:10:08 PM ----- BODY: Another sign the GOP is taking the Democratic "Dream Team" ticket seriously: President Bush is getting involved. He's started taking pot shots at Ron Kirk and Tony Sanchez, and is scheduled to speak in Houston during the Texas Democratic Convention, presumably to draw press coverage away from that event. Not a word about the Lt. Governor race, though. Given that the real power in the state lies in this office, I find that a bit curious. Of course, Governor is the high-profile job, so from a PR viewpoint the GOP really doesn't want to lose that office, but in terms of day-to-day activity, Lite Gov is where it's at. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/11/2002 02:07:44 PM ----- BODY: That's our Lege Apparently, in 1999, the Texas Legislature passed a law making COLIs legal in the state. Problem is, that wasn't what the bill was meant to do.
And with the [Sen. Florence] Shapiro [R, Plano] bill, a company automatically has an "insurable interest" when an employee gives his consent to the coverage. The rule took effect Jan. 1, 2000, on new or renewing insurance policies. But that's not what the House sponsor, Rep. Brian McCall, R-Plano, intended the bill to do, said his aide, who asked not to be identified. McCall had no intention of making corporate-owned life insurance legal if it wasn't already legal, the aide insisted. The aide said McCall was concerned that a company could take out a policy on an employee's life without his knowledge. The bill was a way to empower employees, the aide said, adding McCall wanted to avoid the situation in other states that permit employers to take out the insurance without employees' consent. McCall, currently a candidate for the speaker of the House, is an insurance and investment consultant. Until he sold his insurance agencies, he was the president and CEO of McCall Insurance Agency and A.M. Scott Agency in Plano. Rep. Craig Eiland, D-Galveston, vice chairman of the House Committee on Insurance, said he had no idea Shapiro's bill would allow companies to buy policies on the lives of their low-level employees. Eiland said he thought the bill would expand the definition of who's a "key man" to include top-level employees below the rank of CEO. For example, a law firm might like to insure a partner who brings in a lot of business because the firm could stand to lose if the partner died, said Eiland. But janitors and laborers? "No one envisioned it would be used in this manner," he said, adding that he can't imagine McCall envisioned it either. Another concern: The law doesn't specify what level of consent is required, said Ana Smith-Daley, Texas Department of Insurance's deputy commissioner of life and health. And nothing in the law prevents a company from requiring an employee or applicant to consent to the insurance as a condition of employment.
I'm not going to revisit the question of whether COLIs are a good thing or not. Go read More than Zero (here and here) for what COLIs are supposed to be about. I just want to mention that it's a tad bit unsettling to see laws get enacted without anyone really knowing what effect they're going to have. Ours is a Legislature that meets every other year for a limited period of time. Many members of the state House have full-time jobs outside of politics. There's a lot to be said for this, but the main downside is that a whole lot of laws get passed without proper scrutiny or debate. It usually happens at the end of sessions, when many votes are taken all at once to beat the clock, but it can apparently happen any time. It will be interesting to see if the Lege manages to pass the bill they thought they were passing this time around. I wonder if Sen. Shapiro, who wasn't reached for comment on this article, is as upset about all this as everyone else. It could be entertaining if this is what she had intended all along. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/11/2002 02:07:25 PM ----- BODY: A small victory over evil From today's Chron:
Harris County Civil Court at Law Judge Gary Michael Block ordered the owner of a telemarketing company to leave his name and home telephone number on his company's recorded messages so that frustrated recipients can return the favor and call him at home with their complaints. Block ordered Lone Star Utility Savers Inc., which does business as Home Improvements of Texas and Kingdom Builders, to stop making recorded telephone solicitations without the specific consent of the recipient. Joe Shields sued the company and its owner, Donald Stafford Borden, along with several other telemarketers, claiming that they violated the Telephone Consumer Protection Act. Block ordered the company to pay Shields $5,000. Shields' attorney, Kenneth Kaye of League City, said Shields has already won nearly $100,000 in judgments and settlements with other telemarketers.
Way to go, Joe! -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/10/2002 05:45:59 PM ----- BODY: Sorry, Mom A new study says that having sons shortened the life span of Finnish mothers by about 34 weeks per son. Daughters nurtured to adulthood helped prolong mothers' lives. OK, Mom. I promise. I'll take my vitamins, I won't read in the dark, and I'll always bring a sweater with me. Does that help? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/10/2002 05:41:21 PM ----- BODY: Baby, it's cold inside Today's literally cool science news:
The coldest place in Houston isn't the Galleria ice rink, it's physicist Randall Hulet's lab. The temperature inside a small tube there isn't absolute zero -- at minus 459 Fahrenheit, the lowest possible temperature -- but at one-billionth of a degree above it, it's as cold as any place in the universe. The physics and astronomy professor and his Rice University colleagues have cooled atoms to sub-freezing temperatures to study a phenomenon theorists first thought possible decades ago: that matter, like light, could take the form of both a particle and a wave. In his latest experiment, the results of which were published Thursday in the journal Nature, Hulet created a tiny bundle of matter that, in wave form, can be transported a short distance. It's not a Star Trek transporter -- the collection of 10,000 atoms he transported is a far cry from the trillions in a human body -- but the matter sent a fraction of an inch in the lab traveled back and forth in tube as a coherent wave. "This has never happened in the universe," Hulet said. "It's something that can only be found in a laboratory."
I love news stories that have to use Star Trek for context. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/10/2002 05:38:06 PM ----- BODY: Poll: Lawyers favor ending partisan judicial races More than 80% of lawyers who responded to a survey favor ending partisan judicial elections. Those who voted for change were moderately in favor of merit appointments followed by retention elections over simple nonpartisan elections. I'm indifferent as to which alternative is better, but you don't have to watch too many TV ads for judges to think that anything has to be better than what we're doing now. Neither party is too exercised about this poll:
"The survey is moderately interesting, but historically Texans have wanted partisan elections in courts," said Court Koenning, new executive director of the Republican Party of Harris County. "It seems like a Democratic attempt to take the judiciary back," he said. County Democratic Chair Sue Schechter, a lawyer who participated in the survey, questioned whether it accurately reflects lawyers' sentiments, given the low response rate. She said she's open to considering alternatives to the present system, but doesn't believe most voters are familiar with the merit option. Changing the system would be politically difficult. "Whoever is in power at the time is usually against changing the judicial selection," Schechter said.
Schecter's assertion about the party in power is certainly true. I just believe that a judge elected on a brand name - which is what a party is in this context - is a judge that's been elected for a bad reason. There's no way to fully avoid cronyism and coattails, but I believe minimizing those things is the right thing to do. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/10/2002 05:28:43 PM ----- BODY: Can we call it a rotary? A European-style traffic circle will be installed at an intersection not too far from Stately Kuff Manor. The area has been undergoing some revitalization and already has some decent places to eat and drink nearby. Washington Avenue, the street in question, has a fair amount of character to it, so I'm looking forward to seeing what they make of this. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/10/2002 05:09:20 PM ----- BODY: Still in a musical mood The other day while at the hardware store, I heard The Girl from Ipanema, the song that defined the bossa nova sound. It's a classic, made famous by legendary sax player Stan Getz, but it was the fact that it is the canonical bossa nova song that got me to thinking. It's often hard to pin down a style of music, at least to anything more general than "rock", "jazz", "country", and so on. One place where you can get a certain amount of specificness is in songs that are closely identified with a kind of dance. So I started thinking about what other songs can be called canonical for a given dance style. If you're old enough to remember the Billy Crystal years on Saturday Night Live, you've probably heard Hernando's Hideaway, which may be the definitive tango song, though a good case could be made for Jalousie as well. Hearing a tango leads me to the cha cha, as they have a very similar beat. I don't know of a song that is obviously "it" for the cha cha, but the song that really defines it for me is Brave Combo's version of O Holy Night (believe it or not). Brave Combo, which also has a cha cha version of the Rolling Stones song (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction, is probably the band I think of first when I think of the polka, since they call themselves a "nuclear polka" band and won a Grammy for their Polkas for a Gloomy Planet album. Songs like In Heaven, There Is No Beer and of course The Beer Barrel Polka would be the first ones to come to my mind (and say what you want about the polka, any musical genre that's this focused on beer is all right in my book). Despite its accordion-and-lederhosen stereotype, the polka is actually a pretty versatile style of music and dance. It's a popular style of folk dance, for instance. I always think of John Ryan's Polka, which (to the best of my failing memory) was featured in the movie Titanic. It's not on the soundtrack, at least not by that name - the closest match is something called An Irish Party in Third Class - Gaelic Storm. Of course, it's common to combine two or more jigs/reels/polkas/whatnot into medleys, so who knows. In any event, the ubiquitous polka also shows up in country/western music - if you ever take a class in C&W dance, the first two styles you'll learn are the two-step and the polka, which have very similar footwork. Just about any up-tempo country song is likely to be a polka. My choice for the definitive country polka song is Lyle Lovett's That's Right (You're Not From Texas). I suppose I lied somewhat in saying that any fast country tune is probably a polka, since that gives short shrift to western swing. The aforementioned Hot Club of Cowtown and Asleep at the Wheel are the western swing artists I know best. I'd pick Wheel's cover of the Glenn Miller song Chattanooga Choo Choo as the standard for the sound, but I'm on less solid ground here. Finally, I can't talk at such length about music and dance styles without mentioning that I think Glenn Miller's In the Mood is not only the greatest swing dance song ever written, it's one of the best songs ever. One of the many benefits of learning to play the saxophone in school is getting exposed to Miller's music. The recent swing dance fad has peaked somewhat, but the music will never go out of style. By the way, in case you didn't know, the Girl from Ipanema is a real person. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/10/2002 03:29:34 PM ----- BODY: Soothing the savage beast Saw a great performance last night at the local live music pub The Mucky Duck by Eddie from Ohio, a Virginia-based folk/rock group. They were recommended to me by an old high school buddy who lies them so much he drove round-trip from Austin on a Thursday to hear them - and they're playing in Austin on Saturday (which he's also attending). That's a pretty good recommendation in my book, and it was on the mark - EfO rocked the house with tight music, interesting (and often hilarious) lyrics, and excellent stage presence. There's really nothing that compares to hearing great live music at a small venue. It's a great antidote to the overmarketed hype that infests our airwaves today. One aspect of EfO that really impressed me is that they allow their fans to record their performances. My friend had sent a message to their mailing list on Wednesday asking about the particulars. He got a response an hour later from their soundman, who offered to help him plug his recorder into their board as well as the use of an AC adapter. Now, EfO is the kind of band that doesn't get much radio airplay. They are on an independent record label. They also have a squadron of loyal fans (their mailing list has 20,000 names on it) who spread the gospel by word of mouth, and they've sold 100,000 CDs to date. They made a point several during the show times to thank their fans for encouraging them to come to Texas in the first place, and for bringing new people out to hear them. Do you think that their willingness to let fans record their concerts might have something to do with the fans' loyalty and the band's success? Hey, RIAA, I bet these guys don't fear Napster. (By the way, if you do a Yahoo! search on "riaa", the first link listed is this one. Take that, Hilary Rosen!) Take my advice. Go find a pub in your area that features live music and try it a few times. There's a big world out there that you'll never know about if all you ever listen to is Hot Hits and Classic Rock. We're going to see four more shows at the Duck this month, including the fabulous Austin Lounge Lizards on Saturday, Guy Forsyth on Tuesday, and later on Western Swing band par excellence Hot Club of Cowtown and the Asylum Street Spankers. It's gonna be a great month. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/10/2002 03:29:18 PM ----- BODY: MailBombBoy overview Kathy Kinsley points to this summary of how Luke Helder was caught, compiled by Mary Wehmeier.
Yesterday about 5 PM Pacific Time, Luke J. Helder, AKA Mailbomb Boy was arrested after he tried to outrun the Nevada Highway Patrol for over 50 miles on I-80. The car chase exceeded over 100 mph at times . Federal authorities were tipped off by his father after a letter he received according to court documents filed Wednesday. Obviously Dad wasn't thrilled at the letter he got from Luke. The hand-written letter, Helder told investigators, referred to death and dying and contained several anti-government comments. After receiving the letter at his home in Pine Island, Minn., Cameron Helder talked by phone with his son's roommate in Menomonie. The roommate, James Divine, and two friends searched Luke Helder's bedroom and found clues under the bed that suggested Helder might be involved in the bombings. They found a bag with nails, paper clips, a funnel and two plastic bottles labeled shotgun or gun powder, according to the court papers.
All I can say is that if you can read the word "Menomonie" without immediately humming "do doo de do do", well, you're a better person than I am. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/10/2002 09:56:30 AM ----- BODY: Vote early, vote often TAPped is taking nominations for "the best liberal blogs (and blog-equivalents) out there", which they may incorporate into a site redesign. At the very least, they'll do a post with links to the nominees. Take a moment and send them the liberal blogs you like best. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/9/2002 01:20:06 PM ----- BODY: I'm in a New York state of mind The Donk gives an amusing report about the state of free speech at Safeco Field, where the ban on wearing "Yankees Suck" T-shirts by rabid Mariners fans has been lifted. This reminds me of New York Rangers fans, who would (and for all I know, still do) at random points during games chant "Potvin Sucks" in honor of hated NY Islanders' defenseman Denis Potvin. Didn't matter who the opponent was, all of a sudden you'd hear "Potvin Sucks!" ring out from the cheap seats. The fans felt strongly about this and so by God they were going to let you know about it. I always liked that about them. I'm a lifelong Yankees' fan, so I can't exactly endorse the sentiment, but I am glad to see that this sort of New York initiative has reached the formerly-mellow West Coast. I feel that my parents, who moved from New York to Portland in 1999, are somehow partly responsible for this, even though they're crazier about the Yankees than I am. Good work, Mom and Dad! Too bad the same sentiment hasn't spread to bagel making out West yet. Give it time. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/9/2002 08:53:20 AM ----- BODY: Nice way to start the day Today when I checked my mailbox, I found a note from a high school classmate who had stumbled across this piece I'd written about an encounter with Frank McCourt last year. She had also taken Creative Writing with Mr. McCourt at Stuyvesant and wrote to thank me for bringing back some fond memories for her. You don't need a tip jar to get rewards for writing. I'm a happy man. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/8/2002 07:25:04 PM ----- BODY: Strange bedfellows Joshua Trevino has some harsh words regarding the assassination of Pim Fortuyn and those who would equivocate about it:
It's not terrifically surprising that Pim Fortuyn's assassin is a radical leftist. I've long maintained that the hard left is the greatest threat to social order in the West, and this only drives the lesson home. From near-insurrections in Seattle, Prague, Washington, Genoa, and Sweden; to pipe bombs in the Midwest; to the killing of Italian technocrats; to the FARC; to race riots in Cleveland and Crown Heights; to apologists for Islamic terrorism -- it is today's left that aids, abets, and/or apologizes for most of the violence in and against the Western world. (Notable non-leftist standouts are the Rockwell/Raimondo crowd of libertarians; but unlike the left, they've never actually killed anyone.) The strange thing is that the left seems not to notice. Its rhetoric, after all, is the rhetoric of justice -- sometimes even of peace. And all manner of self-deception is employed to keep it that way[.] [...] By this light, Fortuyn brought his murder upon himself, by preaching "hate." That he did nothing of the sort is irrelevant. Cause must be tailored for the effect to be palatable. One may easily argue that Roger Boyes is an idiot -- he goes on to assert that JFK, shot by a committed Marxist, was a victim of the right. But that misses the point, which is that almost nothing -- not civil disturbance, not a massacre in Manhattan, not a slaughter at a Seder, not decades of Soviet barbarism, nor the cold-blooded shooting of Pim Fortuyn -- nothing will convince the hard core of the left that its goals, which necessitate its methods, lead inevitably to woe. Not that all leftists are murderers. They're not. But just as neo-Confederates have a duty to root out the racists in their ranks; just as the right has a duty to weed out its paranoiacs and violent element; so too does the left have a duty to disavow and disassociate itself from its loathesome extremists. But for the most part, they don't. In Europe, the FARC and Hezbollah remain off the official lists of terrorist organizations, and EU money demonstrably funds Arafat's terror. Here in the US, the Democratic party does not shun Al Sharpton; pacifists see no problem marching alongside Palestinian terror-apologists; and Tom Daschle and Al Gore do not repudiate the extremists of EarthFirst! or PETA -- after all, they're a reliable voting bloc, even if they block common-sense measures.
The main problem that I have with this analysis is that it commits the same sin described in the Reason magazine article that Joshua cites:
[T]he process of straining political events through the standard journalistic narrative templates - especially the right-vs.-left narrative -- can simplify a story so greatly that it emerges as a different story, perhaps even the wrong story.
Any definition of "leftist" or "the left" that includes both Al Gore and EarthFirst! is overly broad to the point of meaninglessness. Both of them agree in a broad sense that something ought to be done to protect the environment, but the paths diverge pretty sharply from there - Al Gore would like to raise fuel-efficiency standards on SUVs, while EarthFirst! would happily firebomb the plants that make SUVs. More to the point that Joshua is trying to make, Al Gore and EarthFirst! have no use for each other. If any members of EarthFirst! bothered to go to the polls in 2000, I'll bet a sizeable chunk of my income that they voted for Ralph Nader. These people hate Al Gore with a passion because they consider him a sellout, the kind of person that Phil Ochs had in mind when he wrote Love Me I'm A Liberal. In other words, there's no commonality between them. Joshua is arguing, as I myself have, that words of condemnation mean more coming from ideological soulmates than from political enemies. I agree with the theory, but I disagree with this particular application of it. My quarrel is that the examples he cites are, for the most part, examples of enemies. They're being cited as soulmates because they're all enemies from Joshua's perspective, but on the spectrum of "leftist" opinion, Al Gore and Tom Daschle are to PETA and EarthFirst! as right is to left. This is not to say that those who equivocated about Pim Fortuyn's death, whether out of dislike of his politics or an actual sense of commonality with the whackjob who killed him, have any excuse for doing so. Regardless of whether you agree more with Fortuyn's ideals or those of Volkert van der Graaf, if you don't hold the basic premise that killing people because you disagree with them is absolutely wrong, then I hold you in the same contempt that Joshua does. But what I want to know is, how much must one have in common with a malefactor in order to have a moral responsibility to speak out against him? I say that Al Gore is sufficiently far removed from EarthFirst! that he has no more need to condemn them than George W. Bush does, but if the Sierra Club were to express admiration for their violent tactics then common decency would require Gore to denounce them. It's wrong to extend the legitimate criticism of European lefists for their failure to decry this crime to a more general critique of the much broader and less cohesive American left. There's no parallel here. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/8/2002 03:47:00 PM ----- BODY: Clyde Matt Welch points me to this interview with Walt Frazier. Frazier, nicknamed Clyde, was as famous for his cool and excellent play on the court as he was for his stylish demeanor off court. My mom had a big crush on Clyde when I was growing up. You know how some married people will say that they'd never leave their spouses, but if they ever did it would be for one particular person? Walt Frazier was that particular person for my mom. Lynda Carter was the equivalent person for my dad. They had pretty good taste, if you ask me. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/8/2002 11:52:40 AM ----- BODY: Decline of Western Civilization Dept. That bastion of quality family programming known as Fox is putting a twist on The Bachelor with its latest reality show I Want A Husband: Alaska in which five single women from the Lower 48 head up north in search of a stud. It starts May 23, so get your TiVo ready. Meanwhile, Fox's The Girl Next Door: The Search for a Playboy Centerfold has drawn the ire of Concerned Women for America.
It's men victimizing women for the sake of money and ratings," said Jan LaRue, chief counsel of Concerned Women for America. CWA is one of seven groups, including the Christian Coalition and Focus on the Family, that protested the show in a letter to Rupert Murdoch, chairman of Fox's parent News Corp. [...] LaRue said she was concerned the special would encourage men to treat women as sex objects and send a dangerous message to girls. "It communicates to 12- and 13-year-old girls that this is what you have to do to be attractive to men," she said.
In case you're curious, CWA thinks women shouldn't work outside the home, that condoms are "virtually useless" in protecting against sexually transmitted diseases, and that homosexuality is evil. Which is to say that they know a thing or two about sending dangerous messages to girls. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/8/2002 11:52:23 AM ----- BODY: RIP, Seattle Slew Seattle Slew, the last living Triple Crown winner, died Tuesday morning in his stall. Affirmed, the most recent Triple Crown winner in 1978, died last January. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/8/2002 11:51:58 AM ----- BODY: Milestone approaching Looks like I'll get my 10,000th visitor some time next week. I'd greatly appreciate it if whoever sees the counter hit 10,000 would be so kind as to mail me a screen shot. Thanks. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/8/2002 11:51:43 AM ----- BODY: Today's weird Google referral is "Girls gone wild passwords footage". Yes, come to Off the Kuff to see crazy college coeds logging on to their network accounts. How far will they go to get their passwords reset? We've got the goods! -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/7/2002 06:55:09 PM ----- BODY: COLI wrapup More Than Zero responds to my previous post about COLIs. We were arguing about different things, which he makes clear. There's some good stuff in the comments as well, so check it out. One thing I mentioned in the comments that I'd like to reiterate here is that I did a poor job of saying what I intended to say in that last post. When I said
Further, most employees make zero direct difference to a company's bottom line.
what I intended to mean was that the sudden loss of most employees wouldn't affect a company's bottom line. The meaning was clear to me, since I was talking about companies collecting large life insurance payouts, but unless you had direct access to my synaptic processes you might well have missed that particular nuance. Obviously, as MTZ rightly points out, all employees have some kind of effect on a company's bottom line, usually a positive one for companies that manage to stay in business. I apologize for the confusion. I sentence myself to a week of reading George Will without snorting or guffawing. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/7/2002 06:44:04 PM ----- BODY: Never trust anyone who spells "cool" with a K From Salon comes this story about a "family entertainment portal" called Flowgo and how a pop-up ad that ran on Flowgo's server installed a nasty piece of spyware on many user's computers.
The ad, purchased by a Los Angeles Internet marketing firm named IntelliTech Web Solutions, was designed to automatically redirect visitors away from Flowgo (no mouse click required) and to dump them at a booby-trapped site called KoolKatalog. Once at KoolKatalog, visitors were invited to feed an e-mail address into a digital slot machine created in the Shockwave animation format. Solve the puzzle faster than anyone else, and KoolKatalog would send you a swell prize! In the nanosecond it took most people to recognize the obvious junk mail trap, the real damage was already nearly done. According to virus experts, code in the pages at KoolKatalog exploited a known flaw in an old version of the Java engine of Microsoft's Internet Explorer browser to covertly download the first of 10 files onto visitors' computers
The thing that caught my eye about this was that Flowgo is one of the domains we've blocked from sending SMTP mail into our company because they were identified as a spammer. I suspect that someone complained about mail they had probably signed up for (though they may not have realized what they were doing) rather than genuinely unsolicited mail, but in any event we were seeing several hundred messages from them per day for awhile there. We don't see much anymore; maybe they took all the undeliverable messages as a hint. In any event, while Flowgo was certainly wronged here, I'm not going to weep for them. I will, however, take this opportunity to make sure my antivirus software is up to date... -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/7/2002 06:42:44 PM ----- BODY: Another view of media bias I've taken conservatives to task several times in this space for whining about liberal media bias. One of the reasons why this is such a hot-button issue for me is that here in Houston you have to go out of your way to come across liberal media in the first place. If all you do around here is read the Houston Chronicle and listen to AM talk radio, one thing you won't get is an overexposure to "liberal orthodoxy", whatever that may be. Here's an example from today's Chron. Perhaps this will help illuminate why the notion of liberal media bias is so laughable to me. The Page One headline reads Bush's budget promise goes bust. It's pretty obvious from the get-go that blame for this broken promise will fall everywhere except at President Bush's feet.
President Bush's campaign promise to control government spending grows more elusive, with the nation's wartime budget about to mushroom and election-year politics promising huge new programs, particularly for the elderly. Added to the mix are an enormous farm subsidy plan finalized by the House last week and to be cleared by the Senate this week; billions of dollars in child care funding Democrats want to add when Congress updates the nation's welfare laws later this year; an expensive drug subsidy both parties say they'll give senior citizens this year, and the inestimable cost of protecting the nation from another terrorist attack. The bottom line for Bush, as diligent as his administration tries to be about clamping down on spending not related to the war on terrorism, will be a discretionary spending budget reaching $740 billion.
In other words, despite President Bush's heroic efforts, that nasty Congress will force him to spend more money than he wants to. But still, like the adult in charge that he is, he's in there fighting:
To try to contain nondefense expenditures, the Bush administration last week set the tone on two fronts for this year's budget battles. First, it floated plans to rescind spending on programs such as student loan consolidation subsidies to help cover Bush's $27.1 billion emergency budget request for the war on terrorism and homeland security. Then the White House used a veto threat to try to stop lawmakers from adding their own spending priorities to the emergency measure.
What they don't mention, of course, is that the student loan consolidation subsidies amount to $5.2 billion, which as you may note is considerably less than $27.1 billion. There's no futher mention of any veto threat in this story, so what in particular the President threatened is unknown to the reader. One place the President isn't threatening a veto is that enormous farm subsidy plan mentioned in the second paragraph. That bill, which has been roundly panned by pretty much everyone, will be signed into law by President Bush once it passes the Senate. It will add $73 billion to federal spending over ten years. That's a lot of student loans. Naturally, this being the Chron, Bill Clinton must have something to do with whatever it is that's bad:
The added spending is expected to push the federal deficit for this year to more than $100 billion. The new spending continues an upward swing that began in the second half of the Clinton administration, while both the House and Senate were controlled by Republicans. "We're very concerned that we don't continue the trend that was started under Clinton," said Neil Bradley, director of the Republican Study Committee, representing a group of 70 fiscally conservative GOP House members. He and many other conservatives blame the federal government's bad spending habits on Clinton. However, even GOP aides acknowledge that lawmakers from both parties took advantage of the surpluses created by strong economic growth in the late 1990s.
If only Bill Clinton hadn't set such a bad example, then the congressional Republicans would have remembered that they once called themselves the party of fiscal responsibility and not gone on the wild spending orgies that are now so bothersome for President Bush. Now that the word "deficit" has been mentioned, you might wonder what the effect Bush tax may have. Well, it's all explained here in Paragraph 26. Don't blink or you might miss it:
But all that extra spending -- combined with revenue losses both from increased unemployment, continued lower than expected corporate revenues and major tax cuts Bush ushered through Congress last year and again this year as part of an economic stimulus package -- promises to produce hundreds of billions of dollars in deficits.
See, the problem is SPENDING. Cutting revenue is merely an ancillary effect. So the next time you complain about that nasty liberal press, log on to Houston's Daily Information Source (formerly known as Houston's Leading Information Source; scroll down to the last section to see what I mean) and give yourself the antidote. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/6/2002 09:11:13 PM ----- BODY: The show will go on Missed this last week - the Conroe production of The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas will be staged after all. Chalk up another triumph for Art. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/6/2002 01:53:33 PM ----- BODY: Another new kid in town Christina Quinones, the "chief snugglebunny to Mr. Pigs and Fishes", has started a weblog. She has this interesting post about Colin Powell, his whereabouts on 9/11, and how it ties to the recent failed coup in Venezuela. Check it out. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/6/2002 01:52:58 PM ----- BODY: That Guardian reporter who did a hatchet job on Alabama is now in Mississippi, according to Mac Thomason and Lee Ann at Spinsters.com. All I can say is God help us if he ever comes to Texas. Molly Ivins once wrote about how, for a visit from Queen Elizabeth, we should acknowledge our true selves and greet her with the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders, the Kilgore Rangerettes, the entire Texas Legislature, and so on. Of course, she meant that fondly. I suspect Mr. Engel would fail to see the humor. Should Mr. Engel set his sights on our home state, I'll suggest that Lyle Lovett sing a slightly modified version of his song for him: "That's right, you're not from Texas And it's fine with us if you stay that way" -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/6/2002 12:07:25 PM ----- BODY: Update your links Electrolite has moved to a new home. Congrats on getting that settled, Patrick. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/6/2002 12:05:27 PM ----- BODY: Grist for the mill Today's op-ed pages in the Chron includes this piece by a former death row inmate who was recently freed by DNA evidence. Regardless of where you stand on the death penalty - I'm more for it than against it - it's worth reading. BTW, I predict that at least one crayon-wielding yahoo will send a letter to the Chron accusing them of having some kind of liberal-soft-on-crime bias for printing this. If said yahoo is a member of a so-called "victims' rights" group like Justice for All, I will be very non-surprised. On an odd side note, the GIF they use for their runoff endorsements link is (modulo the text) the same image I've seen in various get-rich-quick spams. Very weird. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/6/2002 12:04:56 PM ----- BODY: Another interesting political race The 23rd Congressional District in Texas, pitting the only Republican Hispanic representative from Texas against his first real challenger, is profiled here. State Rep. Henry Cuellar is looking to unseat U.S. Rep. Henry Bonilla as part of the national Democratic strategy to retake control of the House. Cuellar is from Laredo, the same hometown as Tony Sanchez, and is clearly hoping that a big turnout for Sanchez will help carry him into office. Have I mentioned before that turnout is going to be the key to all these state races? Yes, I believe I have.
Bonilla's District 23 is geographically the second-largest congressional district in the United States, outsized only by an Alaskan seat. The district includes 625 miles of U.S.-Mexico border and sprawls from Laredo at the south end, north to pick up a portion of Bexar County and San Antonio, then west for a slice of El Paso County. The population is diverse and dispersed, spanning from needy colonias and border towns to salt-of-the-earth West Texas farms and ranches, to flush and mainly Anglo suburban enclaves in northwest Bexar County, Bonilla's home turf. Laredo's Webb County is one of two population anchors of the district with about 193,000 people. The other is northwest San Antonio and Bexar County with about 173,000 people. But because Webb turnout in general elections historically has hovered around 20 percent, the high-vote Bexar portion has dominated the district. In the last nonpresidential election, Cuellar's home base produced only about 20,000 votes; Bonilla's home base, 38,000. "Historically, the Anglo precincts in Bexar have had very high turnout, while the poor border precincts have done terribly," said University of Houston political scientist Richard Murray. "But you've got to throw out those recent election histories."
By the way, be sure to click on the district map in the story. They're not kidding when they say this district is huge. Of course, it's huge because, like the universe itself, it's mostly empty. You really don't know the meaning of the word "desolate" until you've driven I-10 through West Texas. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/6/2002 12:04:27 PM ----- BODY: Phillie Phutility This column by Rob Neyer explores the long and mostly sorry history of the Philadelphia Phillies. If you think incompetent ownership is a recent phenomenon, you won't after you've read Neyer's overview. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/5/2002 08:25:01 PM ----- BODY: And as long as we're on hot-button topics, let me get this longstanding gripe off my chest. Every now and then, I see a woman make the claim that "if men could get pregnant then abortion would be a sacrament". Any woman who truly believes that the sides of the abortion argument break down neatly along gender lines has never spent any time as a clinic defender. The ability that some people have to not see reality never ceases to amaze me. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/5/2002 05:57:31 PM ----- BODY: Why diversity is important I've been following the dustup about anti-gay remarks at the recent NRA convention with some interest. Ted Barlow has been on InstaPunditWatch throughout (see here, here, and here for full coverage) and documents how Reynolds eventually said the right things about this. In his latest installment, Reynolds quotes at length from a note he got from David Rostcheck of The Pink Pistols. Rostcheck and Reynolds speak at length about the NRA's image problem. Both of them lay blame on the media (Rostcheck identifies it as more of an "editor problem" than a "reporter problem") for the fairly widespread perception that the NRA is, as CastleBravo on The Firing Line put it "a bunch of paranoid future spree killers, redneck Bambi-blasters and neo-Nazis". To be fair, Rostcheck, Reynolds, and CastleBravo all recognize that the NRA itself contributes to this image, in no small part by having speakers who, as CastleBravo says, "at best can't keep their foot out of their mouth and at worst has an anti-gay bias and doesn't have the sense to keep it to themselves". None of them, though, really put the finger on what I believe is the leading contributor to this problem and its obvious cure: The NRA's most visible spokespeople are a bunch of angry white men. Think about it. Who do you think of when you think of the NRA? Well, there's Wayne LaPierre, who at this same convention compared the founder of a gun-control group to Osama bin Laden and whose infamous "jack-booted thugs" remark caused Bush Sr. to tear up his NRA membership card. There's Charlton Heston. There's...well, I have no idea who else. And that's my point. I believe Rostcheck and Reynolds when they say that the NRA is a largely diverse and welcoming organization. So why don't they act like a smart organization and take advantage of that diversity? I've heard of the Second Amendment Sisters. Thanks to Reynolds and Rostcheck, I've now heard of The Pink Pistols. I forget who pointed me to Jews for the Preservation of Firearms Ownership. That's three gun rights advocacy groups whose members would otherwise be associated with the Democratic/pro-gun-control side of things. I'm sure a bit of Googling would find more. Why the NRA doesn't give these folks a more prominent role in making its public statements is a mystery to me. I'm sorry, but if the public at large thinks that gun owners are mostly right-wing white men, the NRA has no one to blame but itself. If I were an NRA member, I'd wonder why my organization hasn't taken the easy step to blunt my opponents' rhetoric by finding a nice unassuming soccer mom to replace Wayne LaPierre as its public face. Anti-abortion groups figured this out years ago - most of their spoksepeople are women for this very reason. Really, what are they afraid of - being accused of tokenism? A Maureen Dowd column which tries to make a case for that is an irony even a non-gun lover like me would relish. It's a no-brainer. I fail to understand why they haven't thought of it. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/5/2002 05:40:45 PM ----- BODY: The downside of living in the same town as other good bloggers is getting beaten to the punch. Ginger mostly sums up my feelings about the editorials today by George Will and Clay Robison. It's fair game for John Cornyn to play the control-of-the-Senate card in his race against Ron Kirk, but if that's the most compelling reason he can supply I think he's going to fail. And it goes without saying that a candidate for Lieutenant Governor who runs against Tom Daschle is a candidate in deep need of a self identity. These races are going to come down to voter turnout. Both sides know it, and I think the GOP is scared of it. Stay tuned. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/4/2002 04:36:05 PM ----- BODY: Get well soon, Lady Bird Lady Bird Johnson is resting comortably after suffering a stroke on Friday. We're all rooting for your recovery. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/4/2002 04:33:33 PM ----- BODY: I fought the law and the law lost Houston District Attorney Chuck Rosenthal has sent a letter to Harris County Attorney Michael Fleming saying "it will be difficult to prosecute" people who are ticketed for speeding if they demand a jury trial.
Under Texas law, motorists who exceed posted limits are assumed to be driving in an unsafe, imprudent manner. But they actually are ticketed for driving in an unsafe manner, not because they went over a speed limit. The law thus opens the door to the argument that a motorist who exceeds the speed limit was nonetheless driving in a safe manner, Rosenthal said. "I believe that it would be difficult to convince a jury that a speed in excess of 55 is unreasonable, given the historical fact a speed of 70 was considered by the Texas Transportation Commission to be reasonable and prudent a few short weeks ago," Rosenthal wrote.
Pretty interesting. I must admit, I hadn't thought of it. One of Houston's dirtier secrets is that you can fight a speeding ticket and win. Some years ago, the speed limit on a section of service road for Loop 610 raised its speed limit from 35 to 40 after a string of motorists successfully challenged tickets on the grounds that a study of actual use had never been performed to determine what a proper limit should be. This section of the service road runs through the city of Bellaire, which is a notorious speed trap. The state eventually did a study, and when they discovered that the average speed on that stretch of road was 44 MPH, the limit was raised. Of course, some people simply hire the right lawyer when they can't or don't want to take Defensive Driving. I know several people who have used David Sprecher's services to get tickets dismissed. There's nothing like being the top expert in an obscure but lucrative profession. The ultimate effect here may be the retraction of the lower speed limit, whose implementation Attorney Stafford worked to prevent in the first place:
Stafford is trying to persuade the commission to substitute another measure for the lowered speed limit, such as tighter controls on industrial pollution. He said he will present the TNRCC with a highway safety expert's findings that a 55-mph speed limit creates dangers because motorists drive at vastly different speeds. Stafford said the signals coming from the TNRCC are that it will restore the old speed limit. "I think the commission will vote 'yes,' " he said. "I remain optimistic."
I can already see the letters to the editor decrying the waste of putting the 55 MPH signs up only to take them down again in short order. Nothing like a well thought out plan. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/3/2002 11:21:18 AM ----- BODY: Inappropriate rebirth Hey, Moira Breen is back! She's got a new URL (so update those links) and she's gone Moveable Typing. And she's got lil ol' me as her Blog of the Day, as if you needed extra incentive to pay her a visit. Welcome back, Moira! Go on and take a look, I'll still be here when you get back. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/3/2002 11:09:48 AM ----- BODY: COLIs revisted Fritz Schranck writes about taxation terminology, and points to this article at More Than Zero about "dead peasant" insurance, also known as Corporate Owned Life Insurance, or COLIs. He talks about their tax benefits for corporations, then tackles the "insurable interest" question.
State laws often require an "insurable interest" in the individual covered by the policy. I can't just look through the comments on this site and buy life insurance on the commenters. Likewise, a corporation can't just buy life insurance on anybody's life. Since the corporation has an interest in its employees well-being, the law has allowed companies to insure employees. In fact, banks often require that key employees have substantial life insurance (with the bank as loss payee) as part of a loan agreement. First of all, companies need their employees alive, for obvious reasons. In fact, the law governing "insurable interest" actually recognizes that interest in allowing these transactions. Second, companies benefit from "COLI" or "BOLI" regardless of how fast or slow their employees die. The scope of a company's COLI program makes almost no difference to the company's interest in the employees well-being.
I dispute the notion that an employer has an insurable interest in all its employees. For one thing, as this Chron story says, COLIs continue to cover ex-employees. How can Three Initial Corporation have an insurable interest in someone who's left for greener pastures? Further, most employees make zero direct difference to a company's bottom line. According to the now-archived Chron article I initially referenced, Wal-Mart had COLIs on employees who worked in the distribution center and the automotive center. Camelot Music had COLIs on part-time minimum wage workers. There's no way that the departure of these employees, whether from the company or from this vale of tears, had any effect on its day-to-day operations, let alone its stock price. I don't have any problem accepting that companies have an insurable interest in top executives, inventers, critical people like that. But ordinary wage slaves? C'mon. MTZ has one more nit to pick:
Finally, if this is so outrageous, why don't we mind that the government has a stake in rich people dying? In that case the state's interest is crystal clear - the faster rich folks die, the more government benefits through the estate tax. The government suffers no identifiable loss to offset, unlike those who must make due without an income producer.
It's a valid point. I think the main difference is that we've always known about the estate tax, and besides, very few of us are affected by it. COLIs have been a well-kept secret. I think that offends people nearly as much as the idea that some executive will prosper from Joe Sixpack's untimely demise. I can't help but feel that the companies themselves realize that there's something squirrely about COLIs, which is why their "revelation" comes as a bit of a shock to us. BTW, to answer MTZ's question about why these stories suddenly started appearing, I daresay it's because of the lawsuit over COLIs in Texas, where state law requires insurable interest. I know it's hard to believe that Texas is more proletariat-friendly than Oregon on any issue, but there you go. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/2/2002 10:33:10 PM ----- BODY: Hulk add links! I've added Meryl Yourish and TAPped from The American Prospect to the blog links. Don't know how I hadn't discovered Yourish before, but after reading her Stan Lee problem solver, I'm glad I did. I may have to apply that in a team meeting some day. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/2/2002 10:32:14 PM ----- BODY: Speaking of Matt Welch... Hey, Welch. May 1 has come and gone. When are you gonna put a new banner on your main page? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/2/2002 10:10:02 PM ----- BODY: There oughta be a word Jim Treacher's Bloglossary defines "Instalanche" as "a sudden influx of thousands of hits that threatens to crush your server, brought on by a link from Glenn Reynolds at Instapundit.com". Well, what about second hand traffic from the Prof? Reynolds linked to Alex Rubalcava when he first wrote about Alex Michel and the email which we now know to be a hoax. Rubalcava in turn linked to me when I stated my objections. I've gotten about a hundred hits from that today. Not much of an Instalanche, but it's contributed to my biggest day since Matt Welch cited one of my posts. So my question is: What should be the word for Instalanche sloppy seconds? Any suggestions? And just in case I'm worried that the traffic wave is over, I'm now in the top 10 of at least three different Google searches for variations on "Alex Michel". The hits just keep on coming. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/2/2002 12:33:49 PM ----- BODY: Rats! I'm posting this CNN story because I want to see how many Google hits I can get for saying "remote controlled rats". -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/2/2002 12:32:23 PM ----- BODY: Quality is Job 1, Aussie style I mean that as a compliment. From a news item forwarded to my inbox:
Perth prostitutes were reeling from exhaustion following an influx of United States sailors stressed from a stint in a war zone, a well-known madam said today. Mary-Anne Kenworthy said she was forced to close the doors of her famous Langtrees brothel for only the third time ever yesterday because her prostitutes were so worn out they could no longer provide a quality service. When she realised the sex workers just couldn't cope any more she closed Langtrees doors for a day rather than risk the brothel's reputation. "We're the biggest and the best, I'd rather take nothing than offer a poor service," Ms Kenworthy said.
Who says people don't take pride in their work these days? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/2/2002 12:28:29 PM ----- BODY: That Saudi ad campaign Virginia Postrel, who has a snappy new self portrait up (note to Max Power: Your demand has been met), points to this Happy Fun Pundit post which lauds the cable networks for turning down the Saudi advertising money. While I appreciate anyone who can work "ululate" into his writing, I must respectfully disagree with this sentiment. I think this misguided effort on the Saudis' part would backfire on them. I think that Americans would recognize the lies and that there would be a backlash that would greatly embarrass the House of Saud. Turning them down lets them paint themselves as aggreived victims: Those oppressive American broadcasters, too afraid to let the people hear the truth about Our Friends the Saudis, blah blah blah. Well, hey, as Penn Jillette says, the cure for bad speech isn't no speech, it's more speech. I say bring it on. Let's get all of America talking about Saudi Arabia. Let's talk about those 15 of Saudi's finest who pioneered new aviation techniques on September 11. Let's talk about their love of poetry. Let's talk about their fundraising efforts on behalf of the families of suicide bombers. The cable networks who refused the Saudis' money have done them a favor by not forcing all of us to think and talk about these and many similar charming little quirks of the Saudi personality. And, as Virginia rightly notes, they can take that $10 million which was earmarked for our economy and spend it instead on things like more Wahabi schools. I'm not seeing the upside here. The beauty of America is that as a free and open society, we can directly counter this kind of propaganda. We don't need to be shielded from it. I'm sorry that we won't get the chance to demonstrate that to these warm, close friends of ours. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/2/2002 12:27:06 PM ----- BODY: Picky, picky Gary Farber is amused by a Concerned Citizen who writes to tell him that Whitehouse.org isn't the real Whitehouse. Gary, perhaps you should have gently replied to this reader that of course you know that Whitehouse.com is the real thing. (Obligatory joke-ruining warning: Whitehouse.com is a pr0n site. Don't go there if you're at work or near kiddies.) And as long as we're critiquing satire, I feel compelled to point out this error from the latest bit you've cited:
Laura and I were honored that the Prince came to our humble Texas home. Over the years, the Saudi royal family has played gracious host to the Bush family on dozens and dozens of occasions while we negotiated private and fabulously lucrative oil deals, so it really was a pleasure to finally return the hospitality. Of course, I was sad to be unable to entertain the Prince with the wonderful after-dinner beheadings I know he and King Fahd enjoy so much, but I did assure him that on his next visit, we would go down to the prison and electrocute a mongoloid or two. He seemed to like that.
Silly rabbit. We use lethal injection here in Texas. Not only is it more effective, it's environmentally friendly! -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/2/2002 12:26:16 PM ----- BODY: It's a hoax! Matthew Yglesias points to the scoop on the Alex Michel email. The New York Post's Page six got a confession from Jonathan Locker, one of the two conspirators:
When we reached Locker yesterday, he confessed to making up the exchange. "It was a complete hoax," Locker said, "and I feel really bad about it." Sahrbeck has e-mailed Michel an apology.
Glenn Kinen and Alex Rubalcava, who blogged it first, also point to this story. I'm not surprised. I was doing a bit of detective work on this myself, but I can see that the route I was taking might have led me to an incorrect answer. When Rubalcava mailed me the full email chain, I took note of the domain from which Michel's email supposedly originated. When I visited that site, I discovered that it allows guest signups. I figured that Sahrbeck and Locker probably created an address for Michel via the guest singup. This would have enabled them to write those messages from Michel themselves. What's clever about that is even if a noseybody such as I had gotten my hands on the originals, their headers would have looked perfectly normal. So, my investigative idea was to contact the site administrators to see if that address was a guest address and if so, when it was created. From the Post article, it's clear that the address was real. I haven't heard back from the admins yet (I'm going to send a followup note and withdraw my request - no need to make them do unnecessary work), but if I had they'd have told me that the account was bona fide. Another beautiful theory slain by an ugly fact. Turns out the hoaxers weren't that clever. They simply made up the replies from Michel and started the forwarding chain, so header analysis would likely have caught them if the Old Media hadn't sweated a confession out of them first. Well, good on you, Page Six. I've seen enough of these hoaxes in my capacity as tech support and email admin that I'm happy to see an offender get caught. They were looking for publicity, and they got it. Enjoy the fallout, fellas. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/2/2002 07:25:02 AM ----- BODY: Um, I think you're missing the point here... Today's Wacky Google Search From The Referral Log: "Debbie Does Dallas Real Audio". I think we may have found an untapped market. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/1/2002 09:48:38 PM ----- BODY: The Bachelor Strikes Back Alex Rubalcava responds to my objections regarding the provocative email purportedly from Alex Michel of the ABC reality show The Bachelor. He also forwarded me the email he himself had received. I still can't say for sure that the mail wasn't faked. I'd have to see the original mail from either Sahrbeck or Locker, and even then they could have set up a fake address to send the mail to. Still, the mail Rubalcava forwarded me differed from most multiply-forwarded email hoaxes in that it was a complete chain back to the originator. Often, the contents have been cut and pasted into some other message, then forwarded around. Rubalcava says Sahrbeck and Locker's contact info checks out, which is another point generally in its favor. Usually, the original hoaxer is unknown and untraceable. Of course, some people do it for the publicity. We'll get a better feel for that when and if this hits the Old Media's radar screen. So, while I still have my reservations, I admit that there is a decent case to be made for authenticity. If I can find a little spare time, I may get out my houndstooth cap and do a little digging myself. Stay tuned. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/1/2002 07:10:00 PM ----- BODY: Scandal or hoax? Matthew Yglesias and Glenn Kinen both point to this report by Alex Rubalcava about Alex Michel, the focal point of ABC's reality show The Bachelor. Rubalcava prints a series of "unconfirmed emails" in which Michel claims that he was pressured by ABC to pick underdog Amanda over Trista. The emails started with a note from a member of the Harvard group Fly to Michel, a Harvard alum who was also in Fly. The current Fly member sent Michel's reply to friends of his but failed to remove Michel's address, so one of those people sent this note to Michel:
From: Locker, Jonathan Sent: Thursday, April 25, 2002 8:39 AM To: 'alex.michel@REMOVED Subject: The Bachelor Alex, Jeffrey Sahrbeck was giving out your email address so I figured I would shoot you an email telling you how disappointed I was with your decision. Do you like fat girls or something? Amanda is nasty-- she is packing extra lbs all over the place. Trista is smoking hot AND she is a Heat dancer. Anyway, I lost a lot of faith in both you and the ABC network. Regards, Jon
Michel replied as follows:
From: Michel Alex Sent: Thursday, April 25, 2002 12:42 PM To: Locker, Jonathan Subject: RE: The Bachelor Jon, Please do not email me anymore and tell Jeff that if I ever meet him, I will kick his ass for giving my address to all of his high school friends. Anyway, there is no doubt that Amanda is much fatter than Trista, but the producers made me pick the underdog. Don't worry, I bagged Trista. Alex
I don't buy this for three reasons:
  1. It's ridiculously easy to forge email. The other two emails Rubalcava provides show the same time and date as these two - the first mail to Alex has the same time and date as the second, and the first reply from Alex has the same time and date as the second. Rubalcava offers no explanation for that, saying that's how they appeared in the mail as it was forwarded to him. I'm not worried about the synchronicity here as I am about the possibility that Rubalcava or the person who sent him these notes is faking the whole thing. I know a thing or two about SMTP mail protocols and email headers, and I know people who know a whole lot more about them than I do. Until I can see the full headers and show them to some pros I trust, I will remain skeptical about this. It's just too easy to be a joker. For reference on how to read email headers and determine what is real and what may be forged, see the following links: Pobox: How to Read Email Headers Pobox: Examples of Forged Headers StopSpam: Reading Email Headers Email Protocols: SMTP, MIME, POP & IMAP
  2. If Alex Michel is pissed enough to kick Jeff's ass for passing his email address on to people Alex doesn't know without his permission to do so, then why in the world is Alex insulting his bride-to-be and bragging that he "bagged" Trista to this total stranger? Is he that stupid and/or indiscreet? You'd think the networks might have learned something about background checks after the whole Rick Rockwell/Darva Conger thing. If it turns out this is genuine, I'd say that Alex's marriage to Amanda will make the Rockwell/Conger union look like Ward and June Cleaver.
  3. Any man who thinks that a 5'10" woman who weighs 130 pounds is "fat" is not living on Planet Earth.
That last one isn't really a valid objection to the possibility that all this is the truth, but it needed to be said anyway. I don't mean to be harsh to Alex Rubalcava, who may have stumbled on a nifty little scandal here. I just don't believe this is anywhere near sufficient proof. Really, the people who have to come forward with the proof are Jeff Sahrbeck and Jonathan Locker. Forwarding Alex Michel's replies erases their original headers as far as the new recipient is concerned. Only those two, who purportedly have the originals, can prove that they're the real thing. By the way, it may sound like an insulting question, but do we know for sure that "Jeffrey Sahrbeck, Harvard Fly 1999" is a real person? Don't scoff, many legends from multiply-forwarded emails have fallen because no evidence that the principals involved exist could be found. Go take a look through the Urban Legends Reference Page for plenty of examples. For what it's worth, InstaPundit seems to accept Rubalcava's claim without question. Max Power doesn't. War Liberal is undecided but skeptical. Protein Wisdom is undecided but not as skeptical. I had no idea I was this far behind the commentary curve. The curse of a day job, I guess. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/1/2002 07:00:20 PM ----- BODY: We attack, you decide Rob at Get Donkey! points me to this article by Kristin Tillotson, who had the unfortunate experience of appearing on The O'Reilly Factor as the designated punching bag. Tillotson wrote a column defending the controversial book Harmful to Minors by Judith Levine and the University of Minnesota's decision to publish it. Her experience was not very pleasant:
Kristine Kotta, O'Reilly's producer, sees my column online and calls to ask if I will represent the pro side, as no one from the University of Minnesota has consented to do so, with the con position to be filled by Minnesota House majority leader Tim Pawlenty (R-Eagan), who has spoken out against the book. I'm apprehensive, knowing what a pit bull O'Reilly can be with anyone to his left, but decide to go for it. [...] IN THE HOT SEAT: I knew the deck was stacked heavily against me going in, with Pawlenty on my right and O'Reilly in my face (figuratively, that is; all I could see during the taping was a camera lens). I knew of the risk that no matter what I was able to say, some viewers would think I was pro-pedophilia. What I didn't know was that they would seat Pawlenty and me so close together we were practically in each other's laps, or how difficult it would be to get a word in edgewise without seeming as rude as O'Reilly, who gave Pawlenty -- with whom he was in complete agreement -- the first and last word. At one point, O'Reilly said it wasn't necessary to read the whole book, that you don't have to read all of "Mein Kampf" to get its gist, either. The only response I was allowed was nonverbal, so I rolled my eyes. What I wish I could have said was, "Not only is that analogy absurd, you stole it [from Judith Reisner, a Dr. Laura crony]." O'Reilly is fond of saying "the spin stops here." Not exactly: During this segment, O'Reilly twice hammered me with a passage from Levine's book that said, "We relish our erotic attraction to children." Two problems: a) Levine didn't write those words; she was citing another author, and b) if you read the entire paragraph, you get a much different meaning: " 'We relish our erotic attraction to children,' says Kincaid (witness the child beauty pageants in which JonBenet Ramsey was entered). But we also find that attraction abhorrent (witness the public shock and disgust at JonBenet's 'sexualization' in those pageants)."
Tillotson also got the type of feedback one would expect from a shock-radio audience - email calling her "pathetic", "scumbag", and "Commie pinko". I've never watched The O'Reilly Factor, so I can't say if this was typical or an aberration. What I've read of Bill O'Reilly makes me think he's just another egotistical windbag, but that doesn't mean his show has no value. I do wonder sometimes if anyone's ever thought of putting on a political/social issues show that's actually about discussing issues in a rational manner. It'd probably get McLaughlined and O'Reillyed to death in the ratings - or worse, consigned to 7 AM on Sundays - but I'd still like to see it. Who knows, maybe we'd learn something. (OK, I've probably just described Meet the Press, but I fear I'm really talking about The Firing Line, which went the way of the dinosaur three years ago. If the time for such shows really has passed, we're all the poorer for it.) On a side note, Tillotson is a coworker of James Lileks. Perhaps he'll notice the headline of this article and inform the appropriate people that the term InstaPundit has already been taken. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/1/2002 07:40:00 AM ----- BODY: Speaking of negative publicity Chronicle readers give a thumbs-down to Linda Lay's upscale resale shop idea. Two of them also criticize Houston's Leading Information Source for giving Linda Lay free publicity on Page 1. It's gonna be a fun summer, I can just tell. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 5/1/2002 07:35:12 AM ----- BODY: Thus endeth the boycott You may have heard of Texas Automotive Export, an auto parts shop in Dripping Springs that sent a fax to an Israeli customer saying they will not do business with Israeli citizens and suggesting that they "restrain their military" and "stop your oppression of the Palestinian people". Diane at Letter from Gotham recently suggested that all New Yorkers boycott Dripping Springs in return. Well, fear not, Diane, the boycott is over, as negative publicity and the threat of a lawsuit has caused TAE's owner John Harris to retract his words. That global village thing can be a two-edged sword, John. Better luck next time. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/30/2002 12:38:32 PM ----- BODY: Is it just me, or has Blogger been slower than usual lately? There was such a lag yesterday on my dialup account between hitting the Post & Publish button and the publish occurring that I reposted the same thing a couple of times before I realized it was just taking its time. Cable modem gets installed Friday. Once I have that and the new web space set up, it's off to Moveable Type I go. I'll always be grateful to Blogger and Blogspot for getting me started, but all good things and all that. Hey, my folks outgrew AOL, so I can outgrow Blogger. Stay tuned. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/30/2002 12:28:35 PM ----- BODY: Cancer risk overblown, film at 11 So apparently that Swedish study which claimed that many starchy foods, including things like bread, contain carcinogens was maybe a tad bit overstated. Perhaps the fact that the scientists announced their findings at a press conference before publishing them in a peer-reviewed journal might have been a tip-off as well. The whole thing reminds me of a George Carlin joke: "Scientists have determined that saliva causes stomach cancer, but only when ingested in small quantities over a long period of time." -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/30/2002 12:19:07 PM ----- BODY: You're not alone, dude Justin thinks he and The Rapmaster may be the only bloggers watching the NBA playoffs. Not so - I've caught several games so far. It's been pretty entertaining, too. I'm already sorry to see the Dallas/Minnesota series end. And as a disgruntled Rockets fan, I'd take great joy in seeing Scottie Pippen help cough up Game 3 to the Lakers if it weren't for the fact that I hate the Lakers. Sacramento, San Antonio, Dallas - I'm counting on you to end our long national nightmare here. Don't let me down. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/30/2002 07:38:18 AM ----- BODY: Linda Lay update Linda Lay, the former First Lady of Enron, is set to open an "upscale secondhand shop" in Montrose in order to help friends and family with cash flow problems. I used to live about four blocks from the location given in the story. I may have to poke my head in and see for myself what kind of booty Mrs. Lay is letting go of. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/30/2002 07:36:20 AM ----- BODY: The young and the foolish Remember The Anarchist Cookbook? It was a straight-from-the-counterculture guide to making bombs, getting high, and generally giving the finger to The Man. I'm willing to bet most people reading this knew someone in high school who had a copy and carried it around, just in case. Turns out that William Powell, the author of the Cookbook, has changed his mind about it and would like to see it removed from publication. Unfortunately for him, the publisher owns the copyright and has no desire to stop printing it. Take a look at William Powell's author comments on Amazon for the details. Found via The Straight Dope. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/29/2002 10:02:25 PM ----- BODY: All politics is local Joshua Trevino shares an interesting email from a former coworker who is now on the Ron Kirk campaign. It's the 29 APRIL 2002 5 entry, but I'll quote him here since he doesn't have permalinks:
Who knows how accurate this is, but it's worth sharing a bit from an e-mail of a friend who's working on Ron Kirk's Democratic Senate campaign in Texas:
The Senate campaign that I am working on is going really well. We handily won our Primary Election on April 9th and now we are in the marathon heading to November. The cool thing is that this race has attracted national attention, so it should be a very exciting campaign season for us. We are doing so well, in fact, that the Republicans have actually come up with an excuse to send Bush's counselor Karen Hughes back to Texas to deal with us. Honestly, I am a little scared of her...
Just figured I'd feed the rumor mill.
Now there's a conspiracy theory about Karen Hughes' resignation that makes some sense. If Kirk is getting national attention, it's in part because he's actually sought it out. His companions on the "Democrat Dream Team" ticket are doing their best to avoid the national party as Clay Robison wrote in the Chron on Sunday. I can't say I'm surprised, and I can't say it's bad strategy for John Sharp and Tony Sanchez, but it's disheartening for me nonetheless. Kirk has little to lose by aiming for a larger spotlight. His opponent, John Cornyn, is playing the Dubya card for all its worth. Bush will undoubtedly lend a hand to Governor Goodhair and David Dewhurst, but it's the Senate election that will matter to him and his agenda in the fall. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/29/2002 05:20:33 PM ----- BODY: Searching for meaning after a tragedy Mike points me to this article by Robert X. Cringely, who lost his infant son to SIDS last week, and what he hopes to do about it.
There ought to be a monitor, I thought, that could tell when a SIDS attack was about to begin. In the neonatal intensive care unit, where Chase spent his first few days, there are lots of monitors and they go off when they detect apnea -- a cessation of breathing lasting for 20 seconds or more. Chase had a problem with apnea. Twice he turned blue right in my arms, simply forgetting to breathe. The treatment for apnea is literally shaking a leg, reminding the kid to take a breath. The cure for apnea comes with age, and can be helped by treating with caffeine. A double latte for my baby, please. But to the medical establishment, apnea isn't SIDS. If apnea is falling asleep at the wheel and driving off the road, SIDS is falling asleep at the wheel and driving into a bridge abutment. The doctors tell me leg shaking won't end a SIDS attack and monitoring won't detect one. Still, as a grieving nerd, I feel the need to do something. And I am not at all convinced that epidemiologists are to be trusted in this. After all, they are medical statisticians and mainly play the odds. I want to defy the odds. If current monitors won't work, I want to make ones that do. So here is what I propose. It is my plan to devote much of my resources and a good portion of the rest of my life to combating SIDS. I can't cure it, but I think I can help babies to evade it. The trick is to first develop a very cheap, very accurate, recording medical sensor.
I wish him well, and I hope I'll never have that kind of incentive to do something. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/29/2002 05:19:46 PM ----- BODY: Give me a moment to stop hyperventilating, then I'll be right with you When your wife calls you on the phone and the first words out of her mouth are "The good news is that I won't be going to Algeria in May", it's not really clear if you want to hear what comes next. Fortunately, there was no "And the bad news is..." forthcoming. If you'll excuse me, I'm going to pop down to the nurse's office for a Valium. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/29/2002 05:17:21 PM ----- BODY: That's moral clarity, Mr. President Great op-ed in the WSJ by John McCain, courtesy of Kyle Still.
It is the unenlightened rule of Arab dictators, not the plight of the Palestinians, that condemns the Arab world to the civilizational crisis in which it finds itself. Which Middle Eastern nation grants its Arab citizens the most political freedom? Israel. Which countries' leaders have the blood of innocents on their hands but hear nothing about it from the Arab League? Iraq, Syria, and Sudan, for starters. Which country has the most egregious record of occupying another today? Syria, in Lebanon. In which countries do Palestinian refugees suffer without rights and the most basic freedoms? Other than Israel, only Jordan has treated these people with any dignity. Which nation in the region has matched its payments to the families of Palestinian murderers with money for health care, education, and other development in the territories? Not one. How Arab leaders can abide their own hypocrisy is one question. Why they expect us to do so is a better one. Arab leaders recoil in mock indignation from any suggestion that they have a responsibility to discourage Palestinian treachery. Instead, they demand that the United States pressure the government of Israel into forsaking its obligation to defend its citizens from terrorism that Arab governments celebrate and support. I'm also distressed that some of our European allies are dismissing Israel's legitimate security concerns. In some quarters, Jews are once again threatened with attacks on their institutions. We are witnessing once again the torching of European synagogues. All world leaders must condemn, in the strongest terms, such despicable behavior.
It would be awfully nice to hear some of these self-evident truths be spoken aloud by our Commander in Chief. I recognize the need for realpolitik, but at some point you need to check your compass and make sure you're still heading in the right general direction. I've become convinced that Bush's hopeless muddling of the Middle East situation is the best argument for a McCain-as-Democrat Presidential run in 2004. I have no idea if McCain sees it this way, but there's a lot of room to criticize Bush here, and I believe he'd draw a fair amount of Republican support (among voters, anyway) for doing so. McCain's military credentials would deflect any suggestion that he's somehow unfit (or worse, unpatriotic) to criticize the president on this issue. (John Kerry would presumably have this protection as well, but West Wing fantasies aside, I don't see any Northeastern liberals in the White House in the near future.) Of course, the general diminutiveness of the Democratic class right now makes blue-skying about McCain that much more seductive. It surprises me that Bush has stumbled here. I grant that the Middle East is a tar baby of gigantic proportions. I grant that no one's hands are clean. I grant that we're forced to do business with some unsavory characters, and that it's neither wise nor desireable to risk the kind of Islam vs. the West war that Osama bin Laden was hoping to spark in the first place. But really, if there was one person you thought you could count on to see things in stark black-and-white, good-versus-evil terms, it was GW Bush. Somewhere along the line he forgot what he said in the days following September 11, and it shows. What I want these days is simple enough. I want our President to remind the world, every day if necessary, what being a good guy in this fight is all about. I want him to remind us all that peace doesn't simply mean one side promising not to kill the other. I want him to stand firm for liberty and freedom. I didn't vote for him, and I have little faith in him, but even I think he's more than capable of this. Was I wrong? The crazy thing is that if Bush had stood up more forcefully for Israel against the Saudi bloodsuckers and European anti-Semites, he'd have then had the moral authority to whack Ariel Sharon on the head with a cluestick and tell him that he wasn't making this any better or easier. Sometimes when everyone in a conflict is mad at the mediator, it means the mediator is doing a good job. Bush has clearly demonstrated that this is not always the case. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/28/2002 07:54:31 PM ----- BODY: Eurocentrism Patrick crystallizes something that I've been thinking about for awhile now, about the relative level of understanding of the world and how it works among Americans and Europeans. I came of age in the 80s. If you were a college student in the 80s and you were politically aware but not already a Young Republican, you probably didn't think much of Ronald Reagan. He was not the sharpest knife in the drawer, he had a fairly simplistic view of the world, he said stupid thing about ketchup and trees, and he was surrounded by scary people like James Watt and Ed Meese. It was easy to base a political philosophy on denigrating Reagan. The problem was that in this environment you would often find yourself around folks who believed this sort of thing a lot more fervently than you did. They didn't merely dislike Reagan and distrust his worldview, they took it to the next level and condemned American society and politics, both for ever electing Reagan in the first place and for being the kind of place that would ever elect a Reagan. If you hung around these people long enough, you spent a fair amount of time feeling vaguely guilty about being born American, and if you didn't go along with their wholesale condemnations and diatribes, you were somehow as backward and unsophisticated as Ronald Reagan and his supporters. Not too surprisingly, these folks tended to be Europhiles. Many of them talked about moving to Europe or at least spending a lot of time there. If only America could be as enlightened as Europe, then maybe they'd find a reason to stay. I sometimes wonder what became of people like this. Did they become Jerry Rubin, or did they remain Abbie Hoffman? I think recent events have shown pretty clearly that though we may have another simplistic boob who surrounds himself with scary people in the White House, we have no reason to feel inferior to Europe. I think Americans understand Europe better than Europeans think we do, and I think we understand Europe better than some of them understand us. In any event, I agree with Patrick. I've got enough things to feel guilty about. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/27/2002 02:50:37 PM ----- BODY: Small town blues Also in today's Chron, a 100-year-old synagogue in the small town of Wharton (about 40 miles southeast of Houston) is closing due to declining membership. The descendants of the original Jewish settlers have moved on to big cities here and elsewhere, and there aren't enough people left to afford maintenance on the 80-year-old brick building that served as their temple or to pay for a rabbi. It's a sweet but sad story. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/27/2002 02:45:30 PM ----- BODY: Boyz only, no gurlz allowed From today'sChron:
Representatives of Saudi Crown Prince Abdullah reportedly asked that female air traffic controllers be barred from their duties during his flights in Texas. A Federal Aviation Administration employee, speaking to The Dallas Morning News on condition of anonymity, said the request was granted on portions of the prince's flights between Houston and Waco. Abdullah was in Texas this week and met with President Bush at his Crawford ranch on Thursday. The prince then flew in Houston and took a train to College Station to tour former President George Bush's presidential library on Friday.
I'm sure we'll hear an explanation from the Bush camp that Prince Abdullah meant no disrespect to women and that we liberals are just being overly sensitive about the whole thing any time now. Good thing our president has moral clarity. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/26/2002 05:39:11 PM ----- BODY: I see that Mac Thomason a/k/a War Liberal has his own domain now. Way to go, Mac! (Thanks to Ginger for the heads up.) As for me, I've finally given in to the dark side and signed up for a RoadRunner cable modem, thus giving AOLTimeWarner of Borg an extra few ounces of flesh every month. Once all that's in place, I'll be relocating this spot. Stay tuned. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/26/2002 05:26:18 PM ----- BODY: Religion v. science, round N A "businessman and civic leader who also teaches Sunday school" named Bill White has penned an editorial about science and religion in today's Chron. I give him high marks for his attempt to distinguish between the two domains. I'm always happy to see a person of faith recognize the value of science, but I've still got a nit to pick:
Last week the Houston Chronicle reported remarks by U.S. Rep. Tom DeLay, R-Sugar Land, critical of Texas A&M and Baylor universities, as part of a debate concerning the teaching of evolution. Let's not allow a false conflict between science and scripture to divide us. Many people of both science and faith have flourished at great Texas universities. And let's respect the rights of DeLay and other public figures to express their own beliefs in a house of worship.
Unfortunately, this isn't a false conflict, certainly not from DeLay's point of view or the point of view of the person who complained that Texas universities aren't teaching creationism. DeLay has followed his original remarks about Texas A&M and Baylor by expressing the firm conviction that Christianity is the only way to live. It's certainly his right as an American to believe this, but it's more than a bit distressing to hear a high-ranking government official speak with such utter disregard for Americans who don't share his faith, never mind Americans who live quite happily without one. Private Citizen Tom DeLay can think and say what he wants, but Public Official Tom DeLay has a higher responsibility to the Constitution. The whole reason why this was news in the first place was because this was a powerful Congressman speaking. Furthermore, the anti-science forces very surely see this as a real battle that must be fought fiercely. Creationists figure prominently in this group, but they're far from the only ones. Leftist academics who think all truth is subjective and that science is just another worldview (one which is racist and sexist, naturally), pyschics and supernaturalists, Luddites of all stripes - they all reject science. I wish Bill White were correct and this were just a disagreement among friends, but it's not. Those of us who do value science and want to keep it separate from matters of faith and belief need to take this battle seriously as well. Take a look at the Talk.Origins Archive, especially the Feedback section to see how vehement and uncompromising the opposition can be. Take a look at the James Randi Educational Foundation for even more depressing examples of ingrained ignorance and willful disbelief. Every time you turn your back, the other side is gaining ground. For that reason, I disagree with White when he says we should accept DeLay's apology and move on. Tom DeLay isn't going to move on, he's going to keep pushing the idea that religious dogma belongs alongside, or even in place of, science in the classroom. That's one place where we can't cut him any slack. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/26/2002 04:48:26 PM ----- BODY: I thought I was supposed to be anti-idiotarian Well, this was a fun afternoon at work. The comm group booted my port off the network because I have a Win2K server which wasn't properly secured. Today it became one of many machines across our enterprise that came down with a bad case of the Nimda worm. Yeah, I know. I'm an idiot. Go ahead, get it out of your system. I won't be offended. I'll mention that I am not the only person responsible for this server, which is running some beta software. Nor was mine the only vulnerable machine, as the global outbreak would attest. The "everybody else does it" defense isn't particularly compelling, but it's all I've got. It's times like this that I'm glad to be out of user support. This sort of crap always seemed to happen on Monday mornings and Friday afternoons. You wanna test your stress level, it's a great way to do it. I'd sometimes feel like the Lloyd Bridges character in Airplane! - "I sure picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue." Whatever else you can say about project work, my pager almost never goes off. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/26/2002 09:45:13 AM ----- BODY: Successful implementation Comments have been successfully added. Thanks to Larry for letting me use his. I'm still planning on migrating to Moveable Type in the near term, so this system is not permanent, but what the heck. I'm still not sure if I will eventually like or dislike comments. I've noticed that a few sites (file13 and Electrolite, to name two) have removed them. I don't know what I will get out of having them, but what I'm hoping for, in addition to the usual witty discourse, is to get a better feel for who actually reads this thing. I can tell from my referral log where people are coming from, but I have no idea who it is. From the Google searches that lead people to me, I apparently get a mix of folks who are looking for nekkid pictures and Poincare's Conjecture, a unique demographic if ever there was one. Clearly, more study is needed, hence the comments. So tell me what you think. I do appreciate it. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/26/2002 09:22:38 AM ----- BODY: Testing... This is a test of the emergency commenting system. This is only a test. Void where prohibited, all models of legal age, past performance is no guarantee of future results, your mama don't dance and your daddy don't rock and roll. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/26/2002 08:48:40 AM ----- BODY: Here we go again Houston energy trader Dynegy saw its stock plummet and its bond ratings lowered when lower earnings and an SEC review of a natural gas deal. They're also taking a $300 million charge related to their communications business. Reading the story, it doesn't look like anything shady. But let's face it, after Enron and Compaq, the last thing we need here is another big company going boom. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/26/2002 08:23:26 AM ----- BODY: Also in the "why didn't I think of that?" category Anyone can be a patent holder! It's true! Take a look at Patent 6,368,227 and see for yourself. Maybe there's something to all those intonements about there being nothing left to invent. Via James Randi. Be sure to scroll down the page and read Mark Evanier's hilarious story about a Psychic Reading Gone Wrong at the opening of the immortal movie Flesh Gordon. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/26/2002 07:37:40 AM ----- BODY: Comedian turns tables on telemarketers Via File13 we get this amusing story about how a professional comedian called attendees of the American Teleservices convention in their hotel rooms early in the morning. Now don't you wish you'd thought of that? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/25/2002 01:51:52 PM ----- BODY: Anzac Day Via Patrick at Electrolite comes this story of the last survivor of Gallipoli, the terrible 1915 World War I battle fought by Australian and Turkish soldiers in Suvla Bay. Take a listen to the Eric Bogle song that commemorates it, The Band Played Waltzing Matilda, read the lyrics, and remember. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/25/2002 12:29:25 PM ----- BODY: More good news for light rail A redevelopment project for Houston's north side is looking at a rail line from Intercontinental Airport to Buffalo Bayou, just north of downtown. If I could take a train to Intercontinental, I'd never drive there again. Let's keep an eye on this. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/25/2002 12:26:49 PM ----- BODY: Hating Blogspot Charles at LGF hates Blogspot, and so do his many commenters. I don't deny that it has its problems, but it sure made it easy for me to get started. I've got a move to Moveable Type and my own ISP in mind for the near term, and though I know the world will be a better place for it, the move (like all moving) is gonna suck. Even with Ginger and Michael holding my hand, it's gonna suck because it'll be different, because it's Something Else I Have To Do, and because, well, just because. Give me a moment here, I feel a snit coming on... -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/25/2002 07:52:41 AM ----- BODY: Sorry, wrong number Today's strange entry from the referral log: a Google search for "coffee drinker demographic". I think maybe you meant to look here. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/25/2002 07:18:31 AM ----- BODY: Protest music revisited Ginger writes about protest music from the 80s. I've been thinking about this subject recently. We think of the 60s as an era of political/activist music, mostly inspired by the Vietnam War and all the social upheaval surrounding it. The 80s, as Ginger rightly notes, was also a period where a lot of this music was recorded. That was largely inspired by Cold War fears and uncertainty. The 70s and 90s, on the other hand, are more known for music that was fluffy (disco, boy bands) and self-indulgent (art rock, grunge). The 90s, of course, were a reasonably carefree decade, beginning with the fall of the Berlin Wall and ending with the longest economic boom in our history, so it's easy to see why pop music might have reflected that. The 70s weren't exactly a period of peace and prosperity, with the culmination of Vietnam, Watergate, oil embargoes, double digit inflation, and the Iranian hostage crisis, yet for the most part pop music paid little attention. So I've been wondering - With the current decade off to a lousy start, and with all of the anger, fear, and anxiety we've gone through since September 11, will we see a resurgence in political music? I'll state up front that I am an Old Fogey who listens to Music That Caters to My Demographic (ie, classic rock and 80s stuff) because I think that most music produced today sucks. As such, there may be plenty of political music on the airwaves right now that I'm overlooking, and if so I'm sure someone will correct me. Assuming that's not the case, do you think the next wave of Bob Dylans and Tracy Chapmans are warming up, or do you think it'll continue to be All Britney All The Time? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/25/2002 06:57:02 AM ----- BODY: Shameless traffic-trolling In better and more relevant news, Playboy is in town to shoot the Women of Enron feature, scheduled for the August issue. Apparently, a couple of local homes will be used as backdrops for some of the shoots. Must really suck to have a pad like that. There's talk of a launch party for the issue at the Mercury Room, which was also used as a photo shoot backdrop. Make your travel plans accordingly. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/25/2002 06:44:33 AM ----- BODY: Our friends the Saudis, yada yada yada President Bush has finally found a foreign dignitary who will feel comfortable in hot, dusty, middle-of-nowhere Crawford as he sets to host Saudi prince Abdullah. According to this story in the Chron, which gets a two Claude rating for its headline, the Saudis plan to tell Dubya that his support of Israel hurts their feelings. I think this is the wrong President to be looking for a group hug, guys. Just FYI. Meanwhile, Colin Powell displays his skill for diplomatic understatement:
Secretary of State Colin Powell, who was absent from the Houston session but will attend the Crawford talks, said Wednesday he plans to discuss recent Saudi sponsorship of a $100 million telethon to aid relatives of Palestinian "martyrs." "There are some troubling aspects as to how that telethon money would be distributed," Powell said, referring to reports that money raised by the Saudis was being funneled to Hamas, a Palestinian group that has claimed responsibility for attacks on Israel.
Yes, raising money to promote a group that wants to kill us is a tad bit disquieting, isn't it. I'm sure Powell furrowed his brow while giving that statement. There's also a link to Chairman Arafat's latest condemnation of terrorism. I feel reassured now, don't you? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/24/2002 09:06:42 PM ----- BODY: Gambling odds update Mark Evanier points to this page which has the slot machine payout at various Vegas casinos. My statement of 97% payout was too much. All I can say is that I have seen such advertisements, but I haven't been to Vegas in about ten years, so perhaps things are different now. In any event, this page has other useful gambling info, so check it out. His overview of gambling is a must-read. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/24/2002 06:49:18 PM ----- BODY: Employees are our most valuable asset Would it surprise you to learn that the Enron subsidy Portland General bought life insurance policies on its employees and that 75% of the payouts were used as long-term compensation for managers, directors, and top officials? I didn't think so. By the way, Houston Congressman Gene Green is sponsoring legislation to require companies to notify employees within 30 days if they take out a "dead peasant" policy on them. Seems fair to me. The article says that Green's ultimate goal is to eliminate this form of policy, on the grounds that in most states one must have an "insurable interest" to take one out. This is also fine by me. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/24/2002 06:47:07 PM ----- BODY: Overheard on the radio, part II One of those MasterCard commercials where they list the price of a bunch of things, followed by something that's "priceless". This one had the theme of a party weekend in New Orleans. One item was "Crawdaddy dinner for two, $63". First of all, the correct term is crawfish, also known as mudbugs. Second, anyone who spends $63 on a crawfish dinner for two is eating at a very expensive restaurant. Your basic crawfish boil, with new potatoes and corn is $4 a pound, and five pounds is more than enough for two hungry people. A fairly high-end crawfish etouffee is $12 to $15. New Orleans is a tourist town, so its prices are higher than Houston, but c'mon. No one I know would spend $63 on a crawfish dinner. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/24/2002 06:46:17 PM ----- BODY: Overheard on the radio, part I Saudi Aramco is having a job fair here in Houston, for those who might like to travel to Saudi Arabia and "become a part of the Saudi Aramco experience". The line forms to the left. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/24/2002 06:45:57 PM ----- BODY: Oh, my Salon gossip columnist Amy Reiter points to this, ah, interesting photo of LPGA golfer Cristie Kerr kissing a trophy she just won. All I can say is "Oh, my". -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/24/2002 06:39:05 PM ----- BODY: Taxing science fiction Mac Thomason pointed to this article in which a GOP candidate for Congress proposed taxing science fiction books as a means of funding NASA. Not only is it a stupid idea, it's very likely an unconstitutional one. In the case of ARKANSAS WRITERS' PROJECT, INC. v. RAGLAND, 481 U.S. 221 (1987) 481 U.S. 221, Arkansas imposed sales tax on all general interest magazines but exempted newspapers and "religious, professional, trade, and sports journals and/or publications printed and published within this State". An Arkansas magazine publisher sued to get a refund on sales taxes, citing a previous case, MINNEAPOLIS STAR v. MINNESOTA COMM'R OF REV., 460 U.S. 575 (1983) 460 U.S. 575, in which a "use tax" on paper and ink was voided. The Supreme Court voided the Arkansas tax as well:
2. The Arkansas sales tax scheme that taxes general interest magazines, but exempts newspapers and religious, professional, trade, and sports journals, violates the First Amendment's freedom of the press guarantee. Pp. 227-234. (a) Even though there is no evidence of an improper censorial motive, the Arkansas tax burdens rights protected by the First Amendment by discriminating against a small group of magazines, including appellant's, which are the only magazines that pay the tax. Such selective taxation is one of the types of discrimination identified in Minneapolis Star. Indeed, its use here is even more disturbing than in that case because the Arkansas statute requires official scrutiny of publications' content as the basis for imposing a tax. This is incompatible with the First Amendment, whose requirements are not avoided merely because the statute does not burden the expression of particular views expressed by specific magazines, and exempts other members of the media that might publish discussions of the various subjects contained in appellant's magazine. Pp. 227-231. (b) Appellee has not satisfied its heavy burden of showing that its discriminatory tax scheme is necessary to serve a compelling state interest and is narrowly drawn to achieve that end. The State's general interest in raising revenue does not justify selective imposition of the sales tax on some magazines and not others, based solely on their content, since revenues could be raised simply by taxing businesses generally. Furthermore, appellee's assertion that the magazine exemption serves the state interest of encouraging "fledgling" publishers is not persuasive, since the exemption is not narrowly tailored to achieve that end. To the contrary, the exemption is both overinclusive and underinclusive in that it exempts the enumerated types of magazines regardless of whether they are "fledgling" or are lucrative and well established, while making general interest magazines and struggling specialty magazines on other subjects ineligible for favorable tax treatment. Moreover, although the asserted state need to "foster communication" might support a blanket exemption of the press from the sales tax, it cannot justify selective taxation of certain publishers. Pp. 231-232.
As they say, I Am Not A Lawyer, so take my word with an appropriate level of skepticism. My layman's reading of this sure makes me think that a tax on specific content wouldn't stand up to judicial review, however. I was alerted to this by Kyle Giacco, a member of the Round Table mailing list, which Ginger recently mentioned. It's for reasons like this that I consider blogging and mailing lists to be complementary activities. I occasionally mention stuff I see on blogs (like this) to the list, and I occasionally point to links I've gotten from the list. Here, I forwarded something which led to an interesting thread and eventually to this post. If this were a corporate merger, we'd call that "synergy". -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/24/2002 03:58:28 PM ----- BODY: Whorehouse update The cast of a Conroe production of The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas is moving forward on plans to stage it elsewhere. Co-authors Peter Masterson and Larry L. King have given them public support, with Masterson promising to make a personal appearance if the show goes on. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/24/2002 06:50:11 AM ----- BODY: Bagel followup I recently pointed to an article in our old hometown paper about my parents' exploits as bagel testers for the Portland Columbian. Yesterday the article ran in the paper, featuring a couple of quotes from my mom. Not too surprisingly, the panel of ex-New Yorkers didn't much care for the Northwestern bagels. You tell 'em, Mom! -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/22/2002 09:47:52 PM ----- BODY: Why the lottery really is a tax on ignorance Jeff Jarvis has been on an anti-lottery rant recently, challenging economists to prove that lotteries are not actually depressing the economy.
Calculate the total amount of income -- income at its most spendable -- drained from the economy; how much spending power did we lose? Then look at where the winnings went; what did it build? Then look at the net income to the government for all this and who paid and how much it cost to generate that income. Then answer the question: Are we better off?
Today, Max Power posted a justification for lotteries. Max correctly notes that the utility of a lottery ticket is as much its entertainment value as its chance of winning big bucks. He does a good job of deconstructing the arguments that lotteries are in "poor taste", and sums up as follows:
Maybe a better objection against government lotteries is that they're such a piss-poor ripoff. You don't see government lotteries in Nevada, because the state is full of casinos, and any casino that offered odds as bad as a state lottery would be out of business in a week. The government-enforced monopoly on gambling is what makes lotteries feasible. But the Jarvis objection to state lotteries would presumably go tenfold for legalized gambling.
I've come to the conclusion that this is indeed the best objection to lotteries, and it's a compelling one at that. I don't think people fully appreciate just how bad the odds are in a state lottery. Frankly, I think your odds would be better in a back-alley craps game. Let me crunch some numbers so you can see what I mean. In Texas, the main biweekly game is Lotto Texas. As it says on the cited page, just pick six numbers correctly out of 54 - in any order! - and you win the millions. Well. There are 18,595,558,800 possible ways to choose six numbers from 54. This is simply derived by noting that there are 54 ways of choosing the first number, 53 ways of choosing the second, and so on down to 49 ways of choosing the sixth. Multiply these six numbers together for the result. Of course, as noted, the order doesn't matter. The arithmetic above considers 1-2-3-4-5-6 and 6-5-4-3-2-1 to be two different combinations whereas Lotto Texas treats them as identical. To remove the duplicates, multiply one through six to count up all the possible orderings (you'll get 720) and divide that out from the total. In the end, there are 25,827,165 winning combinations, so your odds of winning are one in 25,827,165. A corollary of this is that the jackpot has to be at least that much for your one-dollar ticket to have an expected value equal to its cost. That's a fancy way of saying that the top prize must be that high for the odds to be favorable to you, assuming of course that no one else picks the same numbers as you. How about the lower prizes? Lotto Texas pays off for picking three, four, or five numbers correctly as well. You can see their payout chart here. Let's compute those odds and compare them to the appropriate prize amounts. As always, there are the same 18,595,558,800 possible ways to choose six numbers from 54. The goal is to figure out how many ways there are to win. For the five-numbers-right case, we'll start by assuming that the first number chosen is not one of yours and the rest are. There are 48 choices for the "wrong" number (if 6 out of 54 are "right", then 48 out of 54 are "wrong"). After that there are 6, 5, 4, 3, and 2 choices for each of the "right" ones. That's 48 times 720, which is 34,560. Now notice that there are a total of six ways to order where the wrong number is chosen. What's more, there are always 48 "wrong" choices no matter when it is picked. For instance, if one of your numbers is picked on Ball #1, there are 53 balls remaining but only 5 "right" ones, so there are still 48 "wrong" ones. The upshot of this is that there are six ways to order where the wrong ball is picked, and the total number of ways to pick the five "right" balls is the same each time. That means we can multiply the 34,560 ways by 6 to get 207,360. Divide that by 18,595,558,800 and we see that your odds of hitting five numbers are a pinch better than one in 90,000. Looking at that payout chart, you'd usually collect between $2000 and $4000 for getting five right. To put that in perspective, that's about like someone offering you even money to roll a twelve at the craps table. If you know anyone willing to take that bet, send 'em my way. I've got some dot-com stocks in my portfolio that need a new home. It's not much better for the four-number case. There are 15 ways to order where the two wrong numbers are chosen. Therer are 48 x 47 ways to pick the two wrong numbers, and 6 x 5 x 4 x 3 ways to choose the right ones. That's 12,182,400 winning combinations, or odds of one in 1526. With the average payout of a bit more than $100, it's like being given three-to-one odds to roll a twelve in craps. Better than the five-numbers case, but still abysmal. Finally, the three-number payout. There are 20 ways to order the three wrong numbers, 48 x 47 x 46 ways to pick them, and 6 x 5 x 4 ways to pick the three right numbers. That's 249,062,400 winning combinations, or odds of roughly one in 75. The payout here is a sure $5, so it's on par with the four-number case. The reason this is such a sucker bet is that it's designed to make money for the state. If you look at the Texas Lottery audited financial statement for 2000 and 2001, you'll see that the payout for all games (including scratch-off games and other, smaller pick'em games) was a bit more than 55 cents on the dollar. By comparison, some Vegas casinos brag that their slots pay out 97 cents on the dollar. Of course, Vegas casinos are in business to make money, too. These high-payout slots are designed to give lots of moderate rewards, and the constant ka-ching of coins falling into their trays is to entice people to come inside to play the real games, where the casino has a bigger edge. There's an irony here in the belief that state lottery money goes towards education funding, a notion that Max Power dispatches. Of course, if our society were doing a truly sufficient job of educating everyone, far fewer people would be tempted by lotteries. Maybe it's just as well that the lottery revenue goes into the general fund. So where do I stand on the morality of lotteries? I dislike lotteries and never play them. I don't like the idea of the state separating people from their money in such a tawdry fashion, but who am I to say how people should spend their salaries? I do my best to convince people why they shouldn't play, and the rest is up to them. Max didn't specifically address Jeff's question about whether lotteries are an especially inefficient means of redistributing wealth. I'm not a Professional Economist, but I'll note that the aforementioned financial statements shows that Texas sold $2.8 billion worth of tickets each of the last two years and cleared about $800 million in revenue after prizes and overhead. We're facing a large budget shortfall this year, due to a slower economy and a property tax cut courtesy of our previous governor. If we had that extra $2 billion per year, it'd make a sizeable dent in the deficit. I daresay those who spend the most on lottery tickets will feel the greatest effect of whatever measures the state implements to acheive its constitutionally-mandated balanced budget. Make of that highly nonscientific observation what you will. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/22/2002 03:06:35 PM ----- BODY: McCain for President? Kyle Still has his say about John McCain's theoretical candidacy in 2004. He also points to Mark Byron's interesting number crunching on this subject. Byron concludes that McCain would be better off running in 2008 when he likely won't have to take on a popular incumbent. I say that if McCain wants to run for President, it's got to be in 2004. The reason why is here in his biography:
The son and grandson of prominent Navy admirals, John McCain was born in the Panama Canal Zone in 1936.
John McCain will be 72 in 2008. That's three years older than Ronald Reagan was in 1980. If he wants to be President, I don't think he'll want to wait that long. I agree with Mickey Kaus in that 2004 is likely McCain's last chance to run. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/22/2002 12:16:25 PM ----- BODY: Why satire is on life support, chapter 683 Mac Thomason pokes fun at the proposed new ABC drama about the CDC.
At this rate, they're going to run out of government agencies and departments pretty soon. 2003: Customs 2004: D.O.E. 2005: Postmaster! 2006: Joe Collins, FDA Inspector 2007: SSA Theatre 2008: Price Supports
I hate to break it to you, Mac, but there have already been two made-for-TV movies about heroic US Postal Inspectors. I give you The Inspectors and its cleverly titled sequel Inspectors 2: A Shred of Evidence, both starring Louis Gossett. My local post office has a poster for Inspectors 2 in it, which I may have to liberate one of these days as it is sure to be a hot item on Ebay in the future. I'm still waiting for a show about a spunky young female paralegal who specializes in immigration law... -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/22/2002 12:16:10 PM ----- BODY: Real Men Don't Get Intimidated is the name of this excellent Bruce Feirstein piece which was written in rebuttal to Maureen Dowd's silly column that claimed men were intimidated by powerful women. It's smart and funny and well worth your time to read. Link via Matthew Yglesias. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/22/2002 09:13:11 AM ----- BODY: My last words on Cynthia McKinney I think I've not done a good job of expressing my disagreement with Avedon Carol regarding Cynthia McKinney. I'm going to take one more shot, then I'm going to move on to other things. I have no problem with the idea of looking into the question of what we knew and when we knew it regarding 9/11. We certainly need to know how we can do better in the future. My point is that Cynthia McKinney's way of calling for investigations is absolutely the wrong way to do it. The "public inquiries" into train wrecks and plane crashes that McKinney cites are useful to our understanding of their cause because they are undertaken in an atmosphere of impartiality. A serious call for honest inquiry here would not have included speculation about profit motives. McKinney is pointing a finger first and calling for an investigation second. For that reason, I have no faith that she wants to get at the truth of the matter and not to go on a mission to find dirt to throw. It's no different than any of the investigations of the Clintons that Dan Burton was always calling for. I find that sort of thing distasteful no matter who the target is. It turns out, by the way, that Rep. McKinney has had nasty things to say about Al Gore as well. I therefore retract my assertion that she would not have attacked Al Gore in the same fashion were he President instead. I stand by my underlying point that McKinney's statement was meant to get attention rather than to make a serious attempt at fact finding. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/22/2002 09:08:53 AM ----- BODY: How children learn From my inbox, an article from 2000 about how slum children in India learned to use computers and surf the Web without any formal instruction. It's an interesting read and has some implications for how we could be doing a better job of it. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/21/2002 08:11:07 PM ----- BODY: Tim Fleck of the Houston Press thinks the main beneficiary of the state Democrats' "dream team" ticket will be John Sharp, the Anglo candidate for Lt. Governor. I think turnout is going to decide these races, and I think the Democrats would be wise to ensure that Tony Sanchez, Ron Kirk, and John Sharp spend a lot of time extolling the other guys to make sure that the blacks and Hispanics they draw out to the voting booth don't just vote for their guy and to make sure that whites don't feel excluded. One possible side benefit of these Texas races is that the national GOP is going to have to expend resources they weren't expecting in Texas. The Senate race in particular will draw a bunch of outside money, as the Republicans sure don't want to lose a seat in Dubya's home state. That may help Dems in contested races elsewhere. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/21/2002 08:02:47 PM ----- BODY: Olympic hosting update San Francisco and Washington, DC have modified their bids to resemble that of Houston. Mostly, that means consolidating event locations so everything is closer to the central site. 2012 is a long way off and I may feel differently as it gets nearer if Houston should win the bid, but for now I support the efforts to being the Games here for the simple reason that it would necessitate building more rail. I'm in favor of anything that does that. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/20/2002 12:26:36 PM ----- BODY: Debating McKinney, take 2 A blogger named Atrios disagrees with me regarding Congresswoman Cynthia McKinney and Avedon Carol's defense of her. First, he defends the congresswoman's statement:
What the [WaPo] article does, and what most people have done, is conflate two entirely separate points she makes, which she herself likely didn't mean to do. She says two basic things: a) The administration likely knew something beforehand. and b) There are people who are close to the administration that stand to profit from the war on Terra. It is only if you link these two things that her comments were potentially over the line. At least, over the line if she has no further evidence. In doing this, it makes it sound as if McKinney was saying the administration caused or let 9/11 happen in order to reap great profit. Though her radio remarks could be interpreted this way by a reasonable person, I admit, she didn't actually say it. And, her written statement makes quite clear what she meant.
I agree, her written statement does indeed make it quite clear what she meant. Let's go to the videotape, in particular this paragraph:
I am not aware of any evidence showing that President Bush or members of his administration have personally profited from the attacks of 9-11. A complete investigation might reveal that to be the case. For example, it is known that President Bush's father, through the Carlyle Group had -- at the time of the attacks -- joint business interests with the bin Laden construction company and many defense industry holdings, the stocks of which, have soared since September 11.
McKinney is not saying that "people close to the administration stand to profit" from the war. She's suggesting that the President himself as well as members of his administration may be profiting from it. Putting aside the point that Presidents put their assets into a blind trust, the question of financial gain for those close to the administration is unavoidable and irrelevant. Of course people close to the administration will likely profit from the war effort. So what? What would you have had Bush do on September 12, say something like "Well, I'd really like to go after these guys for murdering three thousand of our citizens, but gosh darn it, my old frat brothers are a bit too heavily invested in Boeing and Morton Thiokol, so I guess we'll have to try sanctions for awhile until they can rebalance their portfolios"? Maybe McKinney would like to push for a Constitutional amendment that bars federal officials and everyone they know from holding defense-related stocks, as any military action would be subject to this line of questioning otherwise. Given that, the subtext of McKinney's charge is that the administration went to war against our enemies because of the profit potential for themselves and their buddies. The rightness of our actions in destroying the Taliban and al Qaeda has nothing whatsoever to do with who might make a buck off of it. To suggest otherwise isn't just wrong, it's obscene. And of course, given that there were advance indicators of the attack, it's a short hop from McKinney's words to the wacky world of conspiracy theory, where Bush et al took action to ensure the attack so they could reap the bounty afterwards. Are you begininng to see why some people took exception to Rep. McKinney's statement? It's also damaging to the cause of those Democrats who would like to challenge President Bush and his policies more forcefully. Now all the GOP has to do when someone questions the wisdom of attacking Iraq or the mushiness of Bush's Middle East stance is to point at McKinney to discredit what's being said. I made the same point about Samizdata when Dale Amon cited the loopy tax protester group We the People as part of his case against the US income tax. Aligning yourself with wackos and conspiracy theories does more damage to your credibility than good. McKinney has done no favors to legitimate dissent against Bush, which is why Democrats and liberals have rightly distanced themselves from her. Atrios also thinks that government investigation is more likely to get to the truth of what we knew and when we knew it regarding the 9/11 attack. I actually do think that congressional committees will have a place, but I don't have a lot of faith in their abilities to do the initial legwork. I think they serve better when they're prosecutors rather than researchers. Let's face it: Any revelations about incompetance or interference prior to 9/11 are going to be deeply embarrassing to one party if not both. It's not in the interests of Congress to delve too deeply into that until they are forced to by facts brought to light by outsiders. Finally, Atrios needs to read my point about Al Gore's oil connections more closely. I did not say that since Gore has oil money all of Bush's actions where oil is involved are excused from scrutiny. What I said was that Cynthia McKinney would not have tried to paint Al Gore as a cynical profiteer in the war on terror if he were president instead of Bush. McKinney was throwing red meat to her base by making unfounded statements about a boogeyman, just as Jerry Falwell used to do when he pitched a videotape which claimed that Bill Clinton was a murderer. It serves no purpose other than to score political points and to distract from the real issues. The signal-to-noise ratio in politics is dismal enough already. We don't need Cynthia McKinney or anyone else making it worse. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/19/2002 10:58:19 AM ----- BODY: We must never forget Seven years ago today, a bomb exploded outside the Alfred Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma City. It killed 168 people, many of whom were children at the building's day care center, and injured hundreds more. At the time, it was the deadliest terrorist attack on Americal soil. Like September 11, the attack was carried out by a small group of people with careful planning and low-tech equipment. Like September 11, the murderous rage, insane hatred, and utter indifference to human life of the attackers remains incomprehensible to us. Like September 11, the attack was intended as an attack on all of America, with the hope of eventually destroying America's government and society. Like September 11, the attackers failed to acheive this goal. When news of the attack was first aired, many people thought it was the work of Middle Eastern terrorists. It wasn't. The attackers were American, part of a larger movement of militias, posses, freemen, sovereign citizens, and white supremacists who believed that the American "Zionist-Occupied Government" was dominated by Israel and that the "white race" was threatened by extinction due to racial mixing. Though this movement has declined in force, and though we don't hear much about them today because our attention has been focused outside our borders, they remain a threat. Many of them have expressed regret that they were not part of the September 11 attack, and are using that attack to recruit new members. Seven years ago today, one hundred and sixty eight people who were going about their everyday lives were wiped off the planet by evil. We must never forget the events of that day and the people who were forever affected by them. The building in which I work has several large monitors on the walls of the computer operations center. Most of the time these monitors display status and alert information about our many servers. On April 19, 1995, they were tuned to broadcast TV. We watched the scenes of devastation in slack-jawed horror. The only other time that these monitors have been used as televisions was September 11. I cannot tell you how much I hope and pray that they will never be used as televisions again. In the aftermath of September 11, some Oklahoma City survivors spoke of feeling ignored, as vast charitable donations flowed into New York. Such emotions are surely understandable, but we must make sure they are never necessary. We owe them our remembrance. There is an official memorial in Oklahoma City to remember its lost brothers and sisters. The Federal Highway Administration remembers the 11 employees it lost on that awful day. You can read a chronology of the events here, and you can read about our homegrown terrorists here. Take a look at this photograph and never ever forget April 19. We will never forget. We must never forget. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/19/2002 06:45:45 AM ----- BODY: Stupid Texas tricks updates The show may go on after all, as the cast of the now-cancelled showing of The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas is thinking about finding another place to perform. Break a leg, y'all! Meanwhile, the Houston area's most famous Stupid White Man, Tom DeLay, is claiming that his remarks about Baylor and Texas A&M were taken out of context.
Last week, DeLay was tape recorded without his knowledge telling 300 people at Pearland's First Baptist Church not to send their children to Baylor or A&M. A male questioner had expressed frustration that major Texas universities do not teach creationism, and asked DeLay for advice. The Chronicle published Delay's comments Thursday, prompting him to issue the following statement: "My response to a concerned parent has created a misunderstanding. I was giving advice for the specific type of education they were seeking for their child. Let me make it Texas clear: I've been a longtime supporter of Baylor and Texas A&M. My daughter went to A&M and in Congress I've worked hard to help fund these two prestigious universities. I apologize for any misunderstandings my comments may have caused." DeLay also urged the churchgoers to pressure state legislators to "throw the PC out and bring God in" at Texas public universities.
DeLay may have finally picked on a group that can fight back hard enough to damage him - Aggies. They have very little sense of humor about their school and its traditions, and they have long memories. Of course, they also tend not to vote Democratic, but maybe enough of them will sit out this year's election to give DeLay concern. It's nice to think about, anyway. Oh, and if you read the whole article, you'll see that DeLay once attended Baylor but was kicked out for "extracurricular activities" and "too vigorous a social life." Naturally, he denies that this had anything to do with the animosity of his remarks. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/19/2002 06:32:25 AM ----- BODY: Can I get a schmear with that? Read about my dad the bagel tester, as reported to our old hometown newspaper. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/18/2002 08:55:05 PM ----- BODY: Now that that's out of my system, I'll say something nice about Avedon Carol's weblog, which is certainly worthy of praise. This piece about why David Brock is credible is right on. I've had the same thought all along but never formulated it. Go read what she says, and read the rest of The Sideshow while you're at it. One more reason to believe David Brock: David Horowitz is calling him a liar. (OK, that's a cheap shot...) -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/18/2002 08:46:17 PM ----- BODY: It's not what you say, it's how you say it Avedon Carol has been kind enough to mention my blog a couple of times lately, so I regret that my first mention of her blog is a disagreement. Regarding Congresswoman Cynthia McKinney and her much-criticized remarks about what the government knew or may have known about the September 11 attacks, Carol quotes from McKinney's statement and then says
The thing is, they are all legitimate questions. The suggestion of impropriety in the Bush family relationship to the Carlyle Group and the bin Ladens is certainly more compelling than the one that still obsesses the Republicans about the Rich pardon, but there shouldn't even be questions asked? The warnings from before September 11 are well known and were known at the time even to observant members of the public. The FBI itself has complained about being actively prevented both before and after 9/11 from investigating the bin Ladens - including Osama. And George Bush's arrogance toward other world leaders, both before the tragedy at the WTC and since then, has not exactly ameliorated world tension. He appears to be throwing away the victory in Afghanistan and to have exacerbated the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. I've heard it said that McKinney is just blaming "us" for the attacks on 9/11, but I seem to have missed the part where she says that. As far as I can see, it's pretty generally accepted that bad guys arranged for those planes to fly into those buildings, and those bad guys aren't "us" - there is no need to keep reiterating this. But if there was incompetence and neglect in Washington that left us unnecessarily vulnerable to actions against us by others (or even natural disasters), then we need to know about it and make sure it is corrected. The absence of an investigation is itself more neglect. In fact, it is astonishing that there is anyone who is resisting such an investigation - unless, of course, they actually have something to hide. If you don't believe me, just ask your insurance company how they feel about you leaving your car unattended with the doors open. Once again: The people who planned and executed the 9/11 attacks are the ones who are responsible for the attacks. But if the administration's neglect resulted in leaving us more vulnerable and unable to prevent the attacks or the amount of damage they did, we need to know - and if it's true, than it's not "us" who is responsible for that neglect, it's them. I'm not George Bush and I take no responsibility for his arrogance and incompetence. After all, we didn't even elect this guy.
I've read McKinney's statement, and I've read the WaPo article which contains a few juicier quotes. I agree with Carol that McKinney asks some good questions, but I don't think a government investigation is needed to answer them. I'm quite sure there are plenty of reporters and writers who are looking into all of these questions and more, and should any of them find something damning to the Bush presidency, I've no doubt it will the top story for weeks. If there's one thing we did learn from the Enron investigation, it's that Congressional committees are more about facetime for the panel chairs than getting to the bottom of things. Our press corps is frequently and justly maligned here in blogland, but there are a lot of pros working out there, and an actual smoking gun would be a hell of a coup for one of them. Beyond that, it's the way McKinney framed her charges. It's not that she's blaming "us", it's that she's charging deliberate negligence on the part of the administration for the purpose of enriching their cronies in the oil and defense industries. That's a pretty damn serious charge to make, and it's also a pretty damn disingenuous one. McKinney is playing the game of throwing out a lot of disjointed facts and suggesting that there must be some kind of intent behind them. It's not quite as sleazy as the Clinton Death List, assuming that all of the things she alleges are in fact true, but it's first cousin to it. There is such a thing as coincidence in this world, and what's more there is such a thing as simple incompetence. There are likely many reasons why intelligence about the 9/11 attacks didn't get to the right people, and why those people didn't take action when they did know. I'm willing to bet a fair amount that most of those reasons boil down to the old saw about never attributing to malevolence that which can be ascribed to stupidity. (Again, this is not to say that the reasons shouldn't be looked into and the guilty parties, such as they are, held responsible. If some State Department flunky buried a memo or impeded the FBI, that person should be fired. If the problem goes higher than that, I have faith it will come out and the political price will be paid.) And I said that McKinney's charge was disingenuous. I say that because I'm also willing to bet that Al Gore, who is no stranger to oil money himself, has friends and cronies in the same businesses that are profiting right now from the war and related buildup in defense spending. Politics is full of rich people, and many of them have a few questionable income sources in their pasts and presents. We here on the left-hand side of the equation frequently point out that the GOP loves to score points off Democratic misdeeds while overlooking the same peccadilloes when a fellow Republican is involved, so I have to ask: Would McKinney be saying the same thing if 9/11 had gone down as it did with Al Gore in the White House? I kinda doubt it. If Cynthia McKinney had merely spoken about the need to understand all that we could about how we can prevent another 9/11, no one would be up in arms about it. That's partly because no one would have heard what she said, since that wouldn't have been particularly newsworthy. McKinney knew how to get attention, and she got it. The fact that she had something worthwhile to say doesn't mitigate the slimy way in which she said it. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/18/2002 03:53:29 PM ----- BODY: Why piracy isn't the problem Britney Spears. Mariah Carey. Coming soon, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. And movie executives blame piracy for profit worries? Who in their right minds would pay any price for this crap? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/18/2002 08:26:00 AM ----- BODY: Stupid Texas tricks, part deux The director and almost all of the cast of a Conroe production of "The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas" have quit after the theater's board of directors demanded that they trim naughty words out of the script. There were also concerns that some of the girls cast as employees of the infamous Chicken Ranch were under 18.
The board met several times after rehearsals were under way and began questioning the propriety of the profanity and the casting of several teen-age girls as prostitutes, [director David Fernachak] said. Fernachak added that rumors had been swirling in the community that he intended to shock the community with a pornographic production. [...] He said board members were satisfied when they learned that the parents of actors younger than 18 were at the auditions and were aware of the musical's content. Board members insisted that the profanity -- the ultimate four-letter word was used three times in the script and g--damn 27 times -- be removed from the script, Fernachak said. Fernachak agreed to remove the four-letter word, [Ric] Sadler [who portrays Sheriff Earl Dodd] said. "He had even come up with some places where we could soften" the other profanity, he said. But Fernachak refused to remove all of them, arguing that they were central to the understanding of the play. According to the play, the Chicken Ranch closed after an outcry over the sheriff's use of profanity toward Zindler while the cameras were rolling. "In a scene following that, other characters talk about how nobody would have cared how we had a whorehouse, but the one thing you can't do is say bad words on television," Fernachak said.
Conroe is a mostly rural community about fifty miles north of Houston. There is hope for its future, though:
The board issued Fernachak an ultimatum at a Monday meeting: Delete the words or resign as director, he said. Fernachak chose to resign and [theater board president Don] Hampton agreed to break the news to the cast at Tuesday's meeting. Learning of the decision, some of the teen-age cast members called Hampton's attention to the name of the play and how its title advertised its adult theme. "What were you people thinking?" he recalled one teen asking.
Texas has bluenosed head-up-the-ass people in it. Lord have mercy on our souls. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/18/2002 08:25:48 AM ----- BODY: Stupid Texas tricks, part I Tom DeLay thinks that Baylor and Texas A&M are too liberal, and that parents who want to protect their young'uns from the pernicious effects of premarital sex and evolution should look elsewhere.
At Friday's gathering, DeLay said his daughter attended A&M and was appalled to discover that students have sex in dormitories. "Texas A&M used to be a conservative university," he said. "It's lost all of its conservatism, and it's renounced its traditions. It's really sad. My daughter went there, you know, she had horrible experiences with coed dorms and guys who spent the weekends in the rooms with girls, and all this kind of stuff went on there. It's just unbelievable."
Well, y'know, some old-time Aggies think the school started on its road to perdition when they were forced to accept girls in the first place. After all, students couldn't have sex in the dorms if there werre no girls to have sex with, right? They'd have to do it like Clayton Williams did and go down to Mexico to get "serviced" by hookers. I'm pretty sure than the current and former students at A&M (there are no Aggie alumni; you're an Aggie for life, so when you graduate you become a former student) will be surprised to hear that A&M has renounced its traditions. But I suppose if Tom DeLay says so it must be true. And if you do visit that den of iniquity in College Station, do drop by the George Bush Presidential Library and tell them what DeLay says. I'm sure once they understand what an unsuitable location they're in they'll decide to move. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/17/2002 10:01:34 PM ----- BODY: Girls and glasses Salon has an article about how women who wear glasses are indeed sexy. I couldn't agree more. I got glasses when I was ten. A couple of years after I got them, I noticed a framed, autographed photo of 1979 Playboy Playmate Missy Cleveland (this is a 1999 picture) in my opthamologist's office. She was wearing glasses. I've been hooked ever since. Here's some advice from a married guy to women: Men don't like just one look. Lots of us find the kind of women who don't appear on magazine covers sexy. Don't assume that a given guy does or does not like a particular feature. Ask. You might be surprised. And whatever you do, never ever pay attention to women who have no clue about men but write about them anyway as if they do. I note that Ginger is also happy to see this Salonarticle. You tell 'em, Ginger! -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/17/2002 09:39:00 PM ----- BODY: And at 3 there's a lecture on supply-side economics on the Lido Deck After reading my post below, Duncan Fitzgerald emailed me to point me to this ad by The National Review for "the National Review Post-Election Mexican Cruise", where you can rub elbows and consume fruity rum drinks with the likes of Kenneth Starr, Bill Buckley, Dan Quayle and Kate O'Beirne. I'm trying real hard not to make a cheap joke about Ann Coulter and Wicked Weasel bikinis, but I don't think I'm going to be able to stop myself. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/17/2002 08:55:45 AM ----- BODY: A fine Australian whine Matt Welch points to an interview with his buddy Tim Blair about life, the bloggyverse, and everything. Blair's a funny guy, and the interview is largely amusing, but Blair seems to suffer the same tired sense of victimization that many conservatives wrap themselves in:
John Hawkins: Why do you think that so many of the popular political websites on the web are conservative? Tim Blair: Because conservatives are starved for conservative content and analysis in the general media. Lefties always point out Rush and O�Reilly and Will in the US and the few con pundits who exist in Australia, but these people are massively outweighed by the liberal bias of the non-pundit mainstream press. And, for that matter, by the non-con punditry as well. I don�t see the government helping fund a right-wing NPR.
Remember those red-lensed glasses with cardboard frames you'd get as a kid that let you see "secret messages"? The secret messages were hidden under red ink, so putting the special glasses on allowed you to filter out the red ink and see what was there. I swear, conservatives must wear some kind of special glasses that filters out "conservative content and analysis in the general media" and makes them see nothing but NPR and Maureen Dowd. It doesn't matter that all evidence suggests that there's plenty of conservative voices in the newspapers' op-ed pages, conservatives will complain that they're starved for conservative content. When Rush Limbaugh, G. Gordon Liddy, Oliver North et al started dominating talk radio, it was because conservatives are starved for conservative content and analysis in the general media. When FoxNews launched with its "we report, you decide" slogan and started killing CNN in the ratings, it was because conservatives are starved for conservative content and analysis in the general media. When right-wing publications like the Wall Street Journal, the National Review, and the Weekly Standard created popular web sites, it was because conservatives are starved for conservative content and analysis in the general media. Now that blogland is awash in highly-trafficked conservative and libertarian sites, including Blair's, it's because conservatives are starved for conservative content and analysis in the general media. Hey, Blair. Is there any point at which you guys are gonna start eating and stop whining? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/16/2002 07:55:21 PM ----- BODY: Creating innovative revenue streams Wal-Mart is praised far and wide, including in blogdom, for its innovation, its selection, its low prices, and its shareholder value. Indeed, Wal-Mart is now ranked first in the Fortune 500 for all of these reasons. Turns out Wal-Mart is innovative in less obvious ways as well. Did you know that Wal-Mart routinely took out life insurance policies on low-level employees? The families of these employees often didn't know that. Wal-Mart is now being sued by these families to collect some of those benefits. As of January, according to this story, Wal-Mart no longer buys this kind of insurance. You can read that as a simple economic decision. Or you can believe that Wal-Mart recognized that it was in a hole and, being the smart company that it is, decided to obey the First Law of Holes: When you find yourself in one, stop digging. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/16/2002 07:52:34 PM ----- BODY: Who wants to be a mathematical millionaire? This morning on NPR's Morning Edition, I heard a story about how a British mathematician claims to have solved one of math's great unanswered questions, the Poincare Conjecture. You can listen to the story here. They spoke to Arthur Jaffe of the Clay Mathematics Institute, which is offering a $1 million prize for each of seven great unsolved problems, about this problem and its possible solution. Like many great unsolved problems, the Poincare Conjecture can be broken down into a bunch of smaller problems. With some of these conjectures, if one solves a smaller, more focused question, one gets the desired larger result. That was the case with the so-called Last Theorem of Fermat (it can now be properly called a Theorem since it has been proven; before that it was merely a conjecture), which was solved by Andrew Wiles by proving the Taniyama-Shimura conjecture. Poincare's Conjecture differs from Fermat's in that most of it has already been solved. The Conjecture has to do with classifying geometric things known as "manifolds". One talks about manifolds of a certain number of dimensions. For example, a two-dimensional sphere is just what you think it is - something that looks like a beach ball. The object itself is represented in three dimensions, which is how we see it, but is called a two-dimensional object because its surface is similar to the two-dimensional plane. (Mathematicians say that any neighborhood on the two-dimensional sphere is like the two-dimensional plane. This should be apparent to you because as far as you can see, the surface of the Earth on which you now sit looks flat.) Anyway, the Conjecture attempts to state when two manifolds are mathematically the same thing and when they are not. A two-dimensional sphere is mathematically the same thing as a two-dimensional box because you can transform one to the other without poking holes or tearing the surface. You can't change a beach ball into an inner tube by squishing or stretching or flattening it, so they're considered different mathematical structures. of course, mathematicians need more exactness than this, so Poincare developed a way of identifying each manifold with a "group", which is a set of numbers and an operation (such as addition) that follows certain rules. (That's an oversimplification, but it'll do.) The benefit here is that it's easier mathematically to deal with groups. Two manifolds are said to be "isomorphic", which is a fancy way of saying "identical", if they have the same "fundamental group" associated with them. Poincare himself proved the Conjecture for all two-dimensional manifolds. They are spheres (beach balls), toruses (inner tubes) and projective planes, which is what you get when you take a Moebius strip and glue its edges together. Unlike its other two-dimensional siblings, you cannot represent the projective plane in three dimensions, so I can't give you a better picture of what it looks like than that. The Conjecture is known to be true in all dimensions other than three. Six dimensions and higher were fairly easy to solve. Five dimensions and four dimensions were harder to solve and were accomplished fairly recently, in 1960 by Stephen Smale and in 1980 by Michael Freedman (for which he won a MacArthur Genius Grant), respectively. The three-dimensional case is the really tricky one. One thing that makes it tricky is that there's more than one kind of "fundamental group" which can be associated with manifolds. In the three-dimensional case, Poincare found an object which has one kind of fundamental group identical to the three-dimensional sphere, but not another. For whatever the reason, the three-dimensional case is more complex than that of other dimensions. You may ask what the point of all this is. Why do we care about these silly things? I can (as Albert Jaffe did) point out that an awful lot of abstract math has turned out to have applications in unexpected places, like particle physics and cryptography, but I believe there is value in learning for its own sake. The mathematician G.H. Hardy wrote a book called A Mathematician's Apology in which he expressed regret for not doing anything useful but was proud that he added to the world's knowledge. Turns out Hardy spoke too soon - his work in number theory has had wide application in cryptography. So who can say where Poincare may eventually lead us? As a math major and math geek (as if you couldn't tell), I'm always happy to hear about my favorite subject in the news. Math doesn't get a lot of mainstream respect. I'd love to see a TV show make math look sexy in the way CSI glamorizes science, but even I'm hard-pressed to imagine how it could be done. For now, I'll settle for an NPR segment on one of the subject's enduring challenges, and the thought that some now-obscure professor may be on his way to claiming a million bucks. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/16/2002 07:51:42 PM ----- BODY: Dennis Hopper joins the cast of 24 for the remaining five episodes of the season. Strangely, he's been cast as a psycho bad guy. Whoda thunk of that? Anyway, the article failes to mention Hopper's previous experience with star Kiefer Sutherland, though considering that it was the movie Flashback, maybe that was a kindness. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/15/2002 07:41:53 PM ----- BODY: Why Texas politics is such fertile ground for writers It's not new information, but until I read today's Chron I didn't know that Land Commissioner and Republican candidate for Lt. Governor David Dewhurst worked for the CIA in Bolivia in the early 1970s. There were some bad things going on down there in that era, such as the US-backed coup that overthrew the Bolivian government in 1971, but no evidence that Dewhurst was involved in any of them. He says he was basically a "glorified clerk who read newspapers and wrote reports to send back to CIA headquarters". The CIA, for its part, is typically helpful:
A Houston Chronicle Freedom of Information request to the CIA seeking information on Dewhurst's service received a reply that the agency could neither confirm nor deny that he had ever worked there.
Considering that Dewhurst and his Democratic opponent John Sharp combine to have less charisma than Norman Mineta on antihistamines, we should be thankful for stories like this. It's a long time until November. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/15/2002 07:34:57 PM ----- BODY: Home sweet home The domino chain of closings fell in its prescribed order, and so without an excess of hubbub we are the proud owners of our new home. We managed to move everything yesterday without breaking anything (that we know of), and are slowly starting to figure out where everything goes. The first night here was a bit weird. After nearly five years in a house, there's a lot about it that one takes for granted. Now we're learning a new system without a manual or an instructor. It'll take some time to find a groove and fit into it. Harry has been staying with Tiffany's sister since Saturday. Packing was traumatic enough. We get him back tomorrow. I think not having him around contributes to the feeling that this isn't quite right just yet. He had his favored places in the old house, such as the closet in the den, which was where he'd go to hide during thunderstorms. We've been trying to guess where he'll pick to hang out here. All the utilities got switched over without apparent problem. The cable was hooked up today. Dealing with AOLTimeWarner of Borg is never a pleasant experience, but at least the damn thing is working. And just in time - there's (at long last) a new episode of Angel tonight. Woo hoo! We're still missing a few things, and it'll be a long time before things like books get unpacked - we have a ton of books and a lot less bookshelf space here since the old house had builtins. But we're moving along and feeling a sense of accomplishment. And on the odd chance that we miss packing things, we get to give my inlaws some quid for their pro quo this weekend, as they are about to embark on a renovation of their downstairs. The fun just never ends around here. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/13/2002 05:52:56 PM ----- BODY: Movin', movin', movin'... Well, tomorrow is moving day. The house is almost completely packed now - boxes as far as the eye can see. You really don't appreciate how much crap you actually have until you remove all of it from its normal storage spaces. And since we're moving into a larger house, that means we get to delude ourselves into believing we need more stuff. It's times like this when I think that the anti-consumerism yobbos may be onto something. Tiffany's mom helped us with a lot of the packing. She is a fearsome sight to behold when she's in the zone. It's a good thing we took Harry over to Tiffany's sister's place for the duration or we might have discovered him in a box on Monday. We took a break this afternoon to go on the Houston Heights Spring Home and Garden Tour. The Houston Heights is adjacent to my neighborhood and takes its role as a historic neighborhood seriously. It's a great antidote to the soulless lotbuster townhomes now dominating Montrose and Neartown as well as generic gated-community suburbia. There are photos of the featured homes on the Home Tour page. The last one shown, built in the 1890s, is the only one of its kind left in Houston and is the most interesting house I've ever seen, from its turret-roof library to its aviary and chicken coop. You can almost picture a Victorian-era staff bustling about keeping the house running. The thing I like to look at the most when I tour a house is books. This is partly because I'm a nosey parker and partly because, as an aesthetic retard, furnishings and wall treatments mean little to me. It's the occupants' taste in reading material that gives me a picture of who they are. And of course, especially for home-tour-type houses, I can usually feel a bit smug about how at least I don't have as much useless crap as whoever these folks are. So anyway, I'll be shutting down the computer sometime after posting this, which means no updates until Monday at the soonest. I figure if I can find my toothbrush and a change of clothes tomorrow night we'll have done all right. Wish us luck. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/12/2002 05:47:22 PM ----- BODY: Not feelin' the love Well, I wasn't given a cute nickname by the warblogger watch guy. I wasn't outed as a profiteer by this guy. I suppose having a tip jar would increase my odds of getting money from this page. I figure it's like how buying a lottery ticket increases your odds of winning the jackpot - in each case, the difference is pretty minimal. And I didn't get spammed by this guy in his quest to build an audience the easy way. (Here's a free clue for the future: Add permalinks.) Some days you just feel like you're wielding a crayon on the padded walls, y'know? Oh well. I still get love from Google whenever someone wants to see Jaime Sale or Andy Fastow naked. And surely my post about Koleen Brooks in Playboy will send a few more of the Innernut's finest my way. So I guess it all evens out. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/12/2002 08:29:26 AM ----- BODY: Love thy neighbor as thyself Craig writes about Israeli doctors giving a life saving bone marrow transplant to a Palestinian boy, asks if we could imagine the reverse, and quotes an on-point passage from The Fellowship of the Rings. Reading the cited story reminded me of a bit from Studs Terkel's wonderful book The Good War, an oral history of World War II. One person Terkel spoke to was an American army doctor. The doctor told a story of treating a young Nazi soldier's injuries. During the treatment, the soldier started to cry. When asked why he was crying, the soldier said "You're an American. I've been trying to kill you, and here you are taking care of me." The doctor then told the soldier that he was a Jew.
The Israeli doctor who will perform the transplant operation, Reuven Or, said the doctors at Hadassah treat patients of all religions. "For us a human being is the most important thing,'' he said. We don't have any criteria.'' In a place where thousands have died because of their differences, hatreds and history, Or said, "We'll fight all day to save one life.''
That's what it's all about, folks. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/12/2002 07:40:46 AM ----- BODY: Cynicism and polling Charles Dodgson disputes Josh Marshall's take on the Joshua Green story about how much Team Bush has spent on polling. Says Dodgson
It's not as if I've been any particular friend of the Bush administration, but complaining that it's "cynical" for them to even hire a pollster is naive. And complaining about remarks from Bush administration officials, including Bush himself, which soft-pedal and downplay the use of polls (even though they do in fact use them) isn't much better; to some extent, they're just acknowledging the difference Green pointed out.
He also agrees with Mickey Kaus that Bush's use of polling to spin unpopular ideas is not cynical but arguably more righteous than Bill Clinton's use of polling to determine a course of action. You can certainly make the case that Bush is using polls to figure out how best to convince the country that his ideas are optimal, rather than using them to find easy pickings. I personally don't buy it, but it's a defensible position. But I don't understand why Dodgson says he doesn't understand why Bush's use of polling is cynical. The problem is not that polling, whether for Bushian or Clintonian means, is inherently a Bad Thing. The problem is that Team Bush made a big deal on the campaign trail about being different from Clinton, and one of the ways in which they are different is that they eschew polls. As author Green wrote
[It's] a strategy that has served Bush extremely well since he first launched his campaign for president---the myth that his administration doesn't use polling. As Bush endlessly insisted on the campaign trail, he governs "based upon principle and not polls and focus groups."
They made a big deal about not using polls when in fact they do use polls and go to some trouble to hide that fact. What would you call that if not cynical? UPDATE: Dodgson responds to me, saying that Team Bush is using polls to spin and not govern. I think we may just be arguing semantics here. Perhaps what they've done is merely weaselly and not actually cynical. I'll say again that polling is not a Bad Thing, for the reasons Dodgson cites. I just think that claiming to not use polls when in fact you do - for spin or for policy - is a Bad Thing. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/12/2002 07:28:43 AM ----- BODY: I forgot to mention yesterday that Rob and his wife Jenn, whom I met at Wednesday's Houston bloggers happy hour, are neighbors of mine here in the Heights. The Heights-area Axis of Left-Leaning Bloggers grows ever stronger! Take a moment and check out Rob and Katie and all of Houston's fine bloggers. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/12/2002 06:51:57 AM ----- BODY: Freeway expansion challenge I've written several times about the plan to widen I-10, known as the Katy Freeway, here in Houston. This has attracted the attention of some folks who agree with me that there are quite a few questions which should be addressed before we rush off to pave vast stretches of west Houston. In addition to discussing issues such as the impact of added pollution and noise, the fact that rail was never adequately explored, the potential for flooding, and the likely bottleneck at the junction of I-10 and Loop 610, they will be exploring the possibility of litigation. The meeting is Wednesday, April 24. If you're in Houston and would like to know more, drop me a note and I'll pass along the full details. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/12/2002 06:43:03 AM ----- BODY: Right on cue Former stripper and ousted mayor of Georgetown, Coloradao Koleen Brooks announced that she has posed for Playboy. An article and photos will appear on Playboy.com today. Says Ms. Brooks "Depending on how many hits I get will determine my fee", so be sure to drop by and help a gal who's down on her luck. BTW, the photo accompanying this article is not particularly flattering. Here's a better one. Relax, it's work-safe. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/11/2002 06:16:29 PM ----- BODY: Buy me some traditional vegetarian ballpark food... PETA has released its top ten list of vegetarian friendly ballparks, and our own Ballpark Formerly Known As Enron Field made the Top Ten. PETA especially lauds our hometown boys for offering veggie dogs, a culinary treat that I must say I've not sampled, nor am I likely to. Apparently I'm not alone here. As Chron columnist and fast-food junkie Ken Hoffman notes, the veggie dogs aren't exactly selling like hotcakes, vegetarian or otherwise.
On average, Astros Field sells about 10,000 all-beef hot dogs per game. Veggie dogs? "So far, we've had six regular-season games and two exhibition games," says Marty Price, top dog for Astros concessions. "On average, and I'm estimating high here, we sell about ... "Five veggie dogs per game."
-------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/11/2002 06:13:38 PM ----- BODY: Another Houston blogmeet last night in which pizza was consumed, beer was imbibed, and a good time was had by all. Quite a few people came this time, and it looks like we will have regular get-togethers. Take a look at the participants here. I daresay this will become a regular event. In the spirit of cross-country blog siblinghood, I'll direct you to the Big Apple Blog Bash, hosted by Asparagirl and Orchid. Sorry I can't be there, ladies. Have a beer for us Houstonians.
big apple blog bash; click for details
-------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/11/2002 06:06:46 PM ----- BODY: Everybody loves lawyers who sue spammers The San Francisco law firm of Morrison and Foerster, known as MoFo, is suing a spamhaus for violations of California's antispam laws.
In its fight, MoFo is suing a Silicon Valley e-mail marketing firm called Etracks. Mr Jacobs says while it wasn't the only company sending unsolicited commercial e-mail (UCE), it was one of the biggest offenders and more importantly it's based in California. [...] In its suit, MoFo says Etracks broke California's anti-spam laws by sending unwanted e-mail and advertising a range of items without the required advertising label and using the company's mail server to distribute the e-mails. MoFo also claims a legally mandated free phone number or valid return e-mail service to request removal from the marketer's list was missing.
The response from the spammer tells you all you need to know about why the current setup doesn't work:
The lawyers for Etracks did not return calls to BBC News Online but its attorney Kenneth Wilson told the San Francisco Chronicle that Etracks only uses e-mail lists provided by clients who assert the recipients have opted to receive its messages or have an existing relationship. On its website Etracks says it is a member of the Direct Marketing Association, an 85-year-old organisation which sets out ethical guidelines to its 5,000 members on best practice. The organisation distances itself from spamming. "No DMA member can send spam and the DMA agrees that people should be able to ask to get off mailing lists and stay off," says DMA's vice president of ethics and consumer affairs, Pat Faley. To that end the DMA has designed the "e-mail preference service" where anyone can submit their e-mail address to be removed from all members' lists, says Ms Faley. The problem, she says, is that it has no control over anyone who is not a member of DMA.
First, the Etracks lawyer is (I know this may shock you) very likely lying. Just about every piece of spam I see - and in the course of my job I see quite a bit - contains a claim that the recipient is being graced with the mail because he or she signed up to receive it. If that were true, then my friend Andrea would never receive messages telling her how she could increase her penis size, and my coworker Steve would not get advertisements for breast enhancement. Opt-in mailing is the right answer, as long as there's enforcement behind it. Opt-in means that if you want this stuff, you go sign up for it. Do nothing, and you get nothing. Historically, the DMA has opposed legislation to make opt-in the standard, as it would reduce the potential audience of their advertisements. However, it appears that they have changed their tune and now agree that "spam [is] sending a commercial e-mail to someone with whom a marketer has not had any prior business relationship and as being sent to someone who has not asked for the e-mail". Way to go, DMA! Anyway, this is why weasel spammers like Etracks claim that everyone who gets their spam must have asked for it in the first place. The burden of proof should be on the sender, since the act of sending unsolicited email imposes the cost on the ISPs and the recipients. I join those who have praised MoFo for taking this action. As one of their partners said, "I have been practising for over 15 years and I have never done anything as a lawyer that has been this popular." -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/10/2002 05:50:59 PM ----- BODY: A pessimistic view Jonathan Gewirtz posts a note from a friend of his who has a decidedly pessimistic view of how things have gone so far in Afghanistan. I don't know if he's right or wrong - let me rephrase that, I sure as hell hope he's wrong - but it's worth your time to read and consider. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/10/2002 05:45:13 PM ----- BODY: A twisted mind is a terrible thing to waste If you were disgusted by the sicko anti-Semitic cartoons in the Arab News that Little Green Footballs linked to recently but didn't know how to respond, take a peek at File13 and see how a pro handles it. Really, you should check him out every day for a perspective on the news you won't see anywhere else. One tip: Never consume beverages while reading this site. You have been warned. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/10/2002 05:15:08 PM ----- BODY: A real high school civics lesson The ongoing saga of who really won the Texas Academic Decathlon ended yesterday when the state Supreme Court told the lower courts to butt out, thus denying Pasadena Dobie a chance to challenge victorious Lubbock. Apparently, at the state match in March, one of the Dobie students' tests was misplaced and he was given a zero score. His test was later found, and the Dobie faction claimed that had it been graded at the time, it would have been enough to put them over the top. Lubbock countered by saying that some of their tests had not been graded accurately, and if they had been Lubbock would be the champ regardless. Both school districts sued in their home counties, with each getting the result they wanted upheld. After several rounds in court, with Dobie pushing for a complete retest and Lubbock demanding that the original certified result stand, the Supremes stepped in and called a halt, giving the victory to Lubbock by a TKO. Is it just me, or does anyone else see Bush v. Gore parallels in this? Look at it this way, Dobie - now you know how the world really works. Better luck next time. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/10/2002 05:04:29 PM ----- BODY: Survey says Last night I had the rather amusing experience of being called by a pollster. The young woman on the other end of the phone said she was calling on behalf of "Luntz Research". "Frank Luntz?" I said. "The Republican pollster?" She said she didn't know. Well, you didn't have to know anything about who the pollster was to have some idea of how they were hoping you'd answer the questions. The survey started off with questions about the state of health care in America. If there was any doubt as to what angle the questions were coming from, it was erased when I was asked the question "Which of the following groups would you say are the most untrustworthy?" The choices were, and I swear I'm not making this up "Lawyers, litigators, plaintiff's attorneys, and politicians". Another question was "Who do you trust more, doctors or lawyers?" After I reeled off a list of family members who are lawyers (father, sister-in-law, father-in-law, uncle, various cousins), I very emphatically chose the latter. Eventually, the questions focused on the prescription drug OxyContin. I was previously unaware that there's a controversy over this drug, as it is an opioid and thus rather addictive. The questions focused on whether a drug "that brings great relief to millions of people" should be banned because "a few hundred teenagers have died from abusing it". Some of the questions were truly outrageous, asking if the pharmaceutical executives should be arrested because of this. I believe in individual responsibility, and I understand risk/reward ratios, so I sided with those who want to keep the drug available. Many of the questions put the choice at total freedom for the drug manufacturers to innovate and make our lives better without interference versus the safety of drug-abusing teenagers. There was no middle ground. I refused to answer several questions because of that. After ten minutes of that, the questions shifted to intellectual property. How did I feel about downloading music and movies for free off the Internet? Once again, the bias of the questions was obvious - brave and righteous content producers versus amoral copyright infringers. There was some lip service paid to the artists, but not too much. When the questions got around to enforcing copyright protection laws so that content producers could continue to enhance our lives, I went off on a rant about the CDBTPA, fair use, and bad business models. Unfortunately, I don't think the surveyor had any space on her answer sheet for that. It's been a long time since I've been polled like that. It happened to me once in college. I forget what it was about, but it took forever and wasn't nearly as entertaining as last night. For that first poll, when they got around to asking about my demographic information, I told them I was a 27-year-old unemployed Jewish Eskimo automobile mechanic. I figured if they were going to waste my time, I might as well waste theirs. I didn't feel that last night's experience was a waste of time, but I do feel as though many of the questions did a poor job of capturing how I really felt about the issues. (I wish now that I'd taken notes, but the conversation started while I was blogging and ended while I was eating dinner, and I just never thought about it.) Life is not a multiple-choice test, y'know? And don't forget the leading nature of many of the questions. How can you get good results when you blatantly color the choices? Well, I suppose it depends on what you consider "good results" to be. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/10/2002 10:54:19 AM ----- BODY: Everybody loves the French This morning a coworker told me a story from his visit to one of our Dutch offices last week. The hotel he was at had a little nine-hole par-three golf course on it, with a bar next to it. He wandered into the bar one evening and started chatting with another English-speaking patron. The other fellow bought him a round, then it was my coworker's turn to buy one. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a bunch of Euro coins (the beer was very reasonably priced at 2.5 Euros per glass). He was scanning his handful of coins when the other guy pointed to a particular coin and said "Get rid of that one first". This puzzled my coworker, so he asked why that particular coin had been singled out. "That's a French Euro," the other guy said. "The other ones are Dutch Euros. Get rid of the French Euro first." -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/10/2002 10:40:33 AM ----- BODY: Why we blog Forget all that navel-gazing crap. The real reason we blog is for the sheer thrill of discovering that you are the #2 result on Google for Green karaoke singing aliens. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/9/2002 10:27:31 PM ----- BODY: Kirk wins runoff It's official, Ron Kirk has defeated Victor Morales for the Senate nomination. It will be interesting to see how he does against John Cornyn this November. Are you paying attention, Jason Zengerle? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/9/2002 10:17:12 PM ----- BODY: Speaking too soon about speaking too soon The still permalinkless Mickey Kaus takes a poke at Rick Berke for this article in which Berke says that Enron will be a big political issue for the Democrats. Snarks Kaus:
Does anyone, from the distant historical vantage point of two months later, think Enron will be a huge issue for the Democrats?
Emphasis Kaus'. Well, you may be right, Mickey, but I'll remind you of this story from today's news. At the least, it'll bring Enron back into the public consciousness for a few days, and who knows? Maybe David Duncan has a few juicy tidbits to tell in return for a soft sentence. As the Chron says
As part of his plea agreement [Duncan] will meet with investigators at their bidding to testify, review documents, provide documents and share any other information he has related to "knowledge of all criminal activities."
Like I say, you may well be right, but I'll wait and see how this ends before I agree. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/9/2002 06:39:41 PM ----- BODY: Land use restrictions and cheap housing Virginia Postrel has a recent column in the NYT about how a lack of land use restrictions leads to cheaper housing. I live in the capital of cheap and easy land, so I won't dispute the notion that making it easy to build makes is easy to buy. However, I think there's more to this story than Postrel's breezy overview. Here's the part of Postrel's piece that I object to:
The difference between the land prices is the implicit cost of all the local land-use controls, from zoning to the time it takes to get a permit. Some regulations simply raise the cost of building by slowing down the process. Others limit density, making it illegal to subdivide expensive land. "If I look around me in Cambridge," Professor Glaeser explained, "there are a large number of $3 million houses on one-half of an acre. Cambridge is also filled with $1 million town houses on a 20th of an acre. If you're an enterprising developer, if you're not stymied by zoning regulations, you tear down the $3 million house, you use the half an acre, and you put up 10 town houses." Presto: You've made $7 million, minus construction costs, and Cambridge has added nine units to meet the rising demand for housing. If land could be subdivided, that sort of process would happen whenever land prices became high. But it cannot happen in Cambridge, or most other places in "blue America," because of land-use regulations. The result is soaring prices. That's fine, of course, with people who already own their homes. "The overwhelming political story is that the majority of homeowners have absolutely no interest in there being affordable housing," Professor Glaeser noted. "The overwhelming reason that we have the web of zoning controls that we have is that local homeowners are powerful over their local areas, and they want to make their housing as expensive as possible."
There's an implicit assumption here that maximum housing on the available land is the most desireable end. The laws of supply and demand certainly say that more available housing means lower prices for all, and there's no question that that's generally a good thing. As I've written before, though, there are other issues involved in how much construction best belongs where, issues such as drainage (a highly nontrivial thing here in the Bayou City) and parking. The free market has no memory or concern for these things, but when ignored they can have a direct impact on everyone in the area, and that impact translates into an externally imposed cost, since after all the builders don't pay for your flood insurance. And of course, also as I said last time, no restrictions on building may mean that someday you'll wake up to find that your new neighbor is a nasty concrete batch plant. Shouldn't homeowners have some kind of say in that matter? There's also the fact that while fewer land use restrictions means lower housing prices overall, it doesn't mean that these lower prices are equally distributed throughout a given metro area. Right here in Houston we've seen a huge boom in the housing market in the neighborhoods near downtown. Prices have skyrocketed as builders have tripped over themselves to cram luxury townhomes on the smallest lots possible. Putting aside issues of what this sort of construction has done to the charm of these neighborhoods, it certainly hasn't done anything to make housing more affordable in the area. You used to be able to buy cheap property in Montrose or the Heights, but now even bulldozer bait goes for $100,000 or more. If you want cheap housing, you'd better aim for the outlying areas because it doesn't exist inside the Loop any more. This has been no boon for the rental market, either. Ten years ago I shared a 3-1 duplex in Montrose, roughly 1400 square feet, for $750 a month. You'd be lucky to find a decent garage apartment in the same area for that price nowadays. Besides, with housing prices as strong as they are, hardly anyone rents anymore anyway. Why be a landlord when you can make a tasty profit selling? My point is simply that while there's way more high-end housing now available near downtown, there's a lot less middle and low-end housing in the same area. It's not zero sum - there are quite a few more units available - but the housing boom has definitely not meant more affordable housing, at least not everywhere. Finally, what's so wrong about homeowners controlling their local areas to "make their housing as expensive as possible"? Isn't this a weaselly way of saying to "protect their investment in their homes"? I bought my house where I did in part because I liked the look and feel of the neighborhood. I've happily signed petitions for deed and land-use restrictions in my subdivision precisely because I don't want a developer to come in and start building lotbuster townhomes all over the place. If I'd wanted to live in that kind of area, I could have, but I wanted an older neighborhood with a certain architectural style. Who gets to decide, me or the Chamber of Commerce? People pay a premium for neighborhoods like this one, and that's their choice, just as living in the low-price suburbs is a choice. How is this kind of choice any more restrictive than the one Postrel and her professors are advocating? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/9/2002 06:38:45 PM ----- BODY: Civic whining Via Kyle Still comes this request by Scott Rubush for tips on how to get out of jury duty. I have to say, I have no patience for this kind of whining. Whatever complaints one may have about our justice system, it's what we've got and it needs all of us to make it work. In my opinion, anyone who expends effort trying to weasel their way out of this infrequent commitment (this is the first time Rubush has been called) loses all right to bitch about stupid verdicts and pantywaisted plea bargains, just as anyone who can't be bothered to vote has no business moaning about lousy officeholders. Reading the comments, I see that several people believe that being too "educated" will get you excluded. Well, at the risk of being immodest, that didn't work for me. I served on a jury for a DUI case. The voir dire was very basic - other than standard questions to ensure that potential jurors did not know any of the parties involved, there were a few questions about one's attitude towards drunk driving and the police. If either lawyer could have determined my educational pedigree from that, they're smarter than I am. Being smart didn't get me excluded, it got me elected jury foreman. Caveat emptor, Scott. For further confirmation of this, I asked my father, who spent 14 years as a state Supreme Court justice in New York. He tells me
[J]urors today are better educated than those who made up the pool when that idea became the norm. In my experience, a jury of twelve in cases I tried were almost all college graduates or at the least had education beyond high school. As a matter of fact, I tried a case when 9 of the 12 had advanced degrees.
Another commenter says that being a "hang 'em high conservative" will get you off. Being an opinionated jerk of any political stripe will probably get you exlcuded, but again, there's no guarantee that the question of your core beliefs will arise. I suppose you could interrupt the voir dire proceedings by screaming "Death to the infidel! Viva Reagan!" or some such and hope that the judge doesn't feel like citing you for contempt. Personally, I'd rather maintain my dignity but hey, it's a free country. Dad agrees that showing an obvious bias will get you out. He also confirms that a judge could cite you for contempt if you're particularly egregious. He never did it himself, but he's a pretty laid-back guy. Do you feel lucky, Scott? Believe it or not, what everyone generally wants is impartial jurors. Certainly, attorneys will use peremptory strikes to get a jury that they think is favorable to their side, but as with many things in life you just can't tell how it's going to turn out. Here's an interesting story on that subject from my dad:
I tried a Grand Larceny case. The defendant's fingerprints were found on the cash box. Open and shut if you believed the DA. Defense counsel left on the panel a 24 year veteran detective, [a] guy [who] looked like [Don] Zimmer. Anyway, after the case was put to the jury and we waited hours for a verdict, the jury came back and acquitted the defendant. Intrigued, I spoke to the cop and asked him about the deliberations. He said he didn't say a word until they asked for his opinion. He told the jury the only issue they had to determine was when did the fingerprint get on the box. If it was as the DA claimed, during the taking, or as the defense claimed it was before he separated from his wife (they were living with the cash box owner then) the case was easy to decide. Good choice for the defendant since he needed a cop on the jury who was an investigator; good choice for the DA because he wanted someone who had worked these cases before.
So if a defense attorney would allow a 24-year veteran detective on a jury, maybe one would allow a "hang 'em high conservative" as well. Unless, of course, you think it's a sure thing that no one would believe that such a person is capable of judging facts in a fair and reasoned manner. I did come across one pretty good strategy for getting out of jury duty, which is to profess a belief that juries have the inalienable right to ignore laws which they think are illegal. You have to scroll down on this page to see an example of this in action. Of course, the folks on this page honestly believe this is true, and the page in question is about how they can survive voir dire and get to serve on a panel. To each his own. Finally, Scott, jury duty in Los Angeles is similar to jury duty in Houston in that it's a one trial term. Basically, you call in and see if they need you. They may never need you for the five day period, in which case you're done. If they call you in and you wind up not getting selected for any jury, you're done. Only if you're called for a jury selection that spans multiple days or if you actually get empanelled will you be there more than one day. You can postpone your service if it's inconvenient, and under some circumstances you can be excused. So quit griping already and do your civic duty. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/9/2002 01:33:48 PM ----- BODY: Voting today Today's runoff day, when we finally see who gets the Democratic nomination to oppose John Cornyn for the Senate seat that Phil Gramm is vacating. Once again there are some problems with missing officials at polling places around Houston, on a day when turnout is expected to be higher than usual (which still means 8 percent for the Dems and 5 percent for the GOP). The Senate race took a few unexpected late turns, as Tony Sanchez quietly endorsed Ron Kirk yesterday. More unusual was a charge that the GOP is attempting to influence the runoff:
Meanwhile, state Democratic Party Chairwoman Molly Beth Malcolm accused Texas Republicans of trying to sabotage the Kirk-Morales runoff. Malcolm said that since Sunday afternoon, thousands of automated phone calls have been placed to Democratic primary voters in several parts of the state blasting Kirk for being a "paid lobbyist for corporate special interests," including tobacco giant Philip Morris. Before he was elected mayor of Dallas, Kirk was a lawyer-lobbyist and Philip Morris was one of his firm's clients. He continues to draw a salary from the law firm while campaigning for the Senate. The same calls praised Morales and urged voters to challenge the "Austin bosses" and encourage Morales to "keep fighting for the little guy." The calls, which didn't identify their source, didn't specifically ask for votes for the schoolteacher. Malcolm said Republicans were trying to suppress the vote for Kirk because they believe he would be a stronger candidate than Morales against the GOP Senate nominee, state Attorney General John Cornyn. "This is a classic Republican dirty trick," she said. Texas Republican Party spokesman Ted Royer said the state party wasn't behind the calls. "This is another Democrat conspiracy theory with no basis in fact," he said.
If this charge is true - and even I need more than Molly Beth Malcolm's word for it - it's interesting to think that the GOP might be worried about Ron Kirk. They've dominated state politics since 1994. Are they afraid they might lose some control this year, or are they just taking no chances? Perhaps we'll find out. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/8/2002 12:20:22 PM ----- BODY: Sympathy for the devil So former Enron executives are getting sued left and right by defrauded stockholders. They're likely going to lose many of these lawsuits. Do you feel a bit sorry for them because they could lose their homes and fortunes? Please. This is Texas. Texas law and some good lawyers will keep them in swag. Read it and weep. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/8/2002 12:18:32 PM ----- BODY: No mystery to me The editorial writers at the Chron can't seem to understand why the Sacagawea dollar coin has been a flop, much like the Susan B. Anthony coin was years ago. It's no mystery to me, y'all. Why carry heavy coins in your pocket where they can fall out when you can carry nice thin dollar bills in your wallet? Vending machines have bill readers in them nowadays and most toll roads have some form of EZPass electronic payment system, so for the most part there's no real need for dollar coins. I understand the government's economic reasons for preferring coins, but I'll take a greenback any old day. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/8/2002 12:17:43 PM ----- BODY: Dark skies at night Guess I'm blogrolling this morning...From War Liberal comes this story about a group of scientists in Arizona who are campaigning for laws to help keep the skies dark at night. Excess light from the city of Tucson is playing havoc with the observatories in the nearby mountains.
The most comprehensive study of light pollution found that it affects 99 percent of the population in the United States. It also found that two-thirds of all people in the country live in places where they can no longer discern our own galaxy, the Milky Way, with the naked eye.
I'm a big-city boy. I grew up in New York City and I live in Houston. The smallest city I've ever lived in was San Antonio while I was in college. The first time I ever got a good look at a dark sky was when I took a trip with the Trinity baseball team to Kerrville (a small town about 60 miles west of San Antonio and the home of Kinky Friedman) for an afternoon doubleheader against Schreiner University. It was night by the time the games were over, and I still remember my amazement at how utterly dark it was. I had never experienced such darkness - there's no time in New York where you can't see outside, no place where you can hide from the city's ambient light. Here in Houston on a clear night I can count all the stars that are visible. On a murky night the Orion Constellation is about all you can see. In Kerrville that night I finally understood why ancient civilizations spent so much time looking at the sky. It was magic. The folks at the nearby George Observatory are also pushing for a responsible outdoor lighting bill, which is working its way through the state Lege at this time. As Mac says, if the opposition is Clear Channel, who pollutes our highways with billboards as they pollute the airways with sucky radio, then there must be some merit to this. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/8/2002 09:00:54 AM ----- BODY: How an engineer photographs America Via Mark Evanier comes this excellent link about Matt Frondorf, an engineer who drove from New York City to San Francisco with a camera facing out the passenger-side window. He connected the odometer to the shutter release so that the camera would take a picture every mile. He started at the Statue of Liberty and wound up at the Golden Gate Bridge. Read his story and see a slide show of the pictures along with a map showing where he was when it was taken. It's way cool. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/8/2002 08:12:18 AM ----- BODY: More Norah-bashing To further demonstrate that Norah Vincent had no idea what she was talking about when she claimed that "nearly every big-city newspaper in the country" serves up a "bowdlerized opus of [left-wing] ideals" on a daily basis, we have this interesting story, courtesy of Oliver Willis. Turns out that the various companies who syndicate columnists to the newspapers have a fairly balanced stable of liberals and conservatives, with a slight tilt to the conservatives.
"Conservative columnists are a bit more popular," agreed Alan Shearer, editorial director and general manager of WPWG, which has four liberal, three conservative, and eight moderate or hard-to-pigeonhole Op-Ed columnists. He said one reason why conservatives tend to sell better is that conservative publishers, especially at smaller papers, often influence editorial-page editors' column buys.
Imagine that. A free-market solution giving the customers what they want. Ever hear of such a thing, Norah? We're not talking about exactly the same thing here, since Norah singled out "big-city" newspapers, and Alan Shearer above talks about "smaller papers". As I mentioned last time, big city folks have plenty of options as well. I'm pointing this out to counter the claim that readers in the Bush-loving heartlands are stuck with a drumbeat of monolithic liberalism. It just ain't so. On a side note, to Evelyn Palmeri, who wrote in to Virginia Postrel to complain that victimhood is not something the Right engages in but "is a wholly owned subsidiary of the left", I have a free clue for you: When saying that you don't love victimhood, it's best not to claim victim status in the same paragraph. It weakens your point, y'know? BTW, Virginia, if it makes you feel better, some boys like bossy girls. Just FYI. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/7/2002 07:04:38 PM ----- BODY: House update We're eight days away from closing. We expect to take possession two days early, on Saturday the 13th, so we can move in. Our buyer is selling his house to someone who's selling theirs, so there's a four-link daisy chain of closings all scheduled for the 15th. We need to be out so our buyer can move in. So that means we've been packing. We've been packing like banshees, and there's still a ton to do. We cadge boxes from wherever we can - family, friends, the office - and bring them home to fill and stack on top of other boxes. A couple of rooms are essentially done, but the master suite is untouched. We still have to live here for a week, after all. I'm not sure if Harry is aware of what's happening. He survived the move into this house several years ago, shortly after I'd gotten him. I'm sure the chaos is upsetting to his usual routine, but beyond that I can't tell. I know when I first walk him from the new house he's going to make a beeline here, but after that he should be OK. He adjusts to things fairly well. I just know I'll be glad when it's over. Unpacking is never as bad as packing. We should be in this house for a good long time, which suits me fine. My dad used to say that his next move would be to the cemetary - that was well before he and my mom moved from New York to Portland, Oregon. I know exactly what he meant. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/7/2002 06:56:40 PM ----- BODY: Why your vote counts, part 691 Two articles in today's Chron which serve to remind us why we bother to vote. The first is about the runoff in the Democratic primary for Senate between Ron Kirk and Victor Morales. Both candidates are out trying to get supporters to the polls and to woo Anglo voters.
"White voters decide this race," said University of Houston political science professor Richard Murray. "And this time, I think they will go with Kirk." Murray and other analysts are quick to add a caveat: Anglo voters will decide the race only if enough of them go to the polls. "If whites don't go to the polls Tuesday, that could change everything," Murray said.
Kirk, who has Ken Bentsen's endorsement, may benefit from a runoff in Congressional District 25, Bentsen's old seat. Morales may benefit from a few hotly contested races in primarily Hispanic counties. Given that the turnout in runoffs always sucks - I won't be surprised if it's in the 10% range - every last vote is going to help. The other article concerns the State Board of Education and how religious conservatives have caused infighting among the state GOP, in part due to their willingness to challenge GOP incumbents whom they consider to be insufficiently conservative. In this context, that means "occasionally votes with Democrats", a sin which leads to the label "liberal" and some nasty politics. Compromise is not in these folks' vocabulary. So in this climate where, as Lt. Gov. Bill Ratliff says "not one person in 100,000 can tell who their board member is", ideologues with a dedicated voting bloc behind them can thrive. Religious conservative Board members have caused such a ruckus that the state Legislature has restricted their powers more than once.
Until the mid-1980s, social conservatives led by textbook critics Mel and Norma Gabler largely confined themselves to monitoring state textbooks and keeping out references to evolution. Their influence was checked when the Legislature abolished the elected board and appointed moderates to a new one. But after four years, voters chose to return to an elected board, which in 1990 voted for the first time to adopt textbooks that taught evolution. The social conservatives' efforts to regain control of the school board date from 1992, with the election of Miller and former board member Bob Offutt, R-San Antonio. The far right won four more seats in 1994 and began opposing the education plans of then-Gov. George W. Bush. They said the plans were insufficiently conservative, and two of them campaigned against Bush when he ran for president. They also resumed their inspection of textbooks, objecting to such things as a photograph of a woman carrying a briefcase. They argued that women in the workplace undermined family values. The objections caused many publishers to stop offering textbooks to Texas. The Legislature in 1995 moved to end squabbling on the board by reducing its power, including its power over textbooks. The board could reject a textbook only for factual error, physical defects or failure to follow state policy.
This last move by the Lege did not deter the conservative members, who now claim that points of ideological difference are actually factual errors. I attended a lecture that the Gablers gave back when I was in college. The scary thing about them, next to their fanatical devotion to their cause, which is plenty scary, is that they come across as reasonable people with a measured grievance. Well, that's the initial impression, but eventually it's pretty clear that they're not quite from the same plane of reality as the rest of us. Still, their fame and longevity are a testament to how much can be accomplished by singleminded people in pursuit of an obscure cause. It's easy to blow off low-profile elections. I'm as guilty as anyone - I have no idea off the top of my head who my district Board member is. I'm glad for the reminder of what happens when I'm not paying attention. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/6/2002 10:02:26 PM ----- BODY: An interesting article about a professor at Texas Southern University and his quest to transcribe and preserve sprituals. I had no idea that Antonin Dvorak played a role in the history of this music. Check it out. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/6/2002 09:52:22 PM ----- BODY: Give blood Blood banks are going to have a tougher time getting donors as new rules prohibit donations from people who have spent enough time in Europe and particularly the UK and thus are at risk of Creutzfeld-Jakob disease. In Houston, where so many oilpatch employees have done a rotation overseas, the local blood banks are really worried. Tiffany did her doctorate at the University of Manchester, so she's been out of the game since this rule was announced. I'm midway through a two-year hiatus from donating, the result of having visited Korea last year, in particular because I went north of Seoul on a tour of one of the infiltration tunnels. This was particularly galling last September when I really wanted to give blood. So give if you can, since too many of us who want to can't. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/6/2002 09:10:20 PM ----- BODY: No comment Well, I dithered too long. YACCS is no longer taking new signups, so I can't use them to implement comments. Rats! Once the move is over, I'm going to take a long, hard look at Movable Type, which has a comment system built into it. In the meantime, you'll have to give me feedback the old fashioned way. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/5/2002 03:42:36 PM ----- BODY: Senate skirmish Ron Kirk and Victor Morales traded barbs in a debate yesterday as early voting in the runoff ends today. Here's one opinion that Morales is in for a tougher time than 1996. I sure wish I knew what the score was so far, but at least I know my vote will be meaningful. Nothing like a low-turnout election to make you feel like you really do have a say in who gets elected. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/5/2002 03:42:04 PM ----- BODY: Another datum in the immigration debate A large number of the construction workers rebuilding the Pentagon are Hispanic immigrants. Just something to bear in mind when the subject comes up. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/5/2002 03:41:13 PM ----- BODY: Austin Bay has an interesting thought in an op-ed piece in today's Chron. He notes the payouts to the families of Palestinian suicide bombers as well as the counterfeiting equipment that the IDF found, and asks the obvious question:
Of course, some of the cash must filter through the fingers of the Palestinian Authority. Israelis claim to have found a counterfeiting press in Ramallah -- one for faking shekels, not dollars. Shekels, however, are the local hard currency. One wonders if a few martyr families have been slipped plug nickels in exchange for a kamikaze child.
If it's ever happened, the irony would be amazing. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/5/2002 03:40:42 PM ----- BODY: I just noticed that I've been added to Jay Zilber's Legion of Essential Pets. Thanks, Jay! As long as I'm not Scrappy Doo, I'll take this as an honor. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/5/2002 03:38:46 PM ----- BODY: Bush's split personality Lawrence Kaplan in The New Republic writes about the limits of America to influence events in the Mideast. One of the reasons for this is the fact that our current policy is contradictory.
But the principal reason the Bush administration can't intervene effectively in the crisis is that it can't make up its mind. Actually, it has two of them. And that's not likely to change. One, the "even-handed" approach, resides primarily at the State Department and is exemplified by Powell, Policy Planning Director Richard Haass, Assistant Secretary of State William Burns and his deputy David Satterfield, Ambassador to Israel David Kurtzer, and others. The other consists of the White House--where Cheney, his staff, and increasingly the president himself tout a line barely distinguishable from Sharon's--and the Pentagon, where officials like Undersecretary of Defense Douglas Feith and Deputy Secretary of Defense Paul Wolfowitz have in the past taken an even harder line. Every time the administration wades into the conflict, this schizophrenia becomes more apparent. Just two weeks ago, for example, the Bush team was characterizing Israeli military operations as "not helpful" and professing sympathy for Arafat. Last week, however, the White House lent its support to Sharon's much more ambitious offensive into the West Bank. But State Department officials claim that Powell's words on the day the offensive was launched, which seemed to endorse Israel's strategy, weren't his own: Rather they bore the hallmarks of Cheney, Rumsfeld, and their staffs, who weighed in on the substance of Powell's statement at the White House. In January the same factions split over the significance of the Iranian arms shipment to Arafat: Foggy Bottom publicly downplayed it, while Cheney and Rumsfeld proposed severing ties with the Palestinian leader. The two camps also repeatedly clashed over whether to dispatch Zinni to the region and over the content of Powell's November speech endorsing a Palestinian state.
Back in 2000, back when we were all happily ignorant of foreign policy because none of what happened out there in the non-American world actually affected any of us, Texas Governor and Republican Presidential Candidate George W. Bush dismissed concerns over his lack of knowledge about such things. He would, he assured us, be surrounded by lots of smart people whose job it is to know about foreign countries and stuff like that. They would guide him, so it didn't really matter if Bush doesn't know the name of some obscure Prime Minister off the top of his head, as some smartass reporter demonstrated. This led Thomas Friedman to wonder what would happen if Bush's advisors ever disagreed with each other. What would he do then? Perhaps now we're finding out, and if so it ain't pretty. In fairness, several folks, such as Steven den Beste and Craig Biggerstaff have characterized Team Bush's latest muddle as a strategic ploy to buy time. We'll see. And I also see that Matt Yglesias has weighed in on this as well, with a similar thesis as Kaplan. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/5/2002 03:36:11 PM ----- BODY: That Norah Vincent column Kathy Kinsley and InstaPundit praise Norah Vincent and her column about blogging for "getting it right". Maybe Vincent has actually read a few blogs, but I have to ask: What universe does she live in where the Left's "bowdlerized opus of ideals" are all you can find in the newspapers? Has she never heard of the Washington Times, the New York Post, the Dallas Morning News, the Houston Chronicle, or the Wall Street Journal, to name the more obvious counterexamples? Good grief. Like Nick Denton and his inability to find "liberal" bloggers, Vincent needs to get out more. She seems to think that until blogging came along, poor helpless conservatives had no alternative to the icky left-wing opinions they were forced to read in their daily Tattler Tribunes. Oh, if only there were some conservative voices in the media - maybe a magazine, or a TV personality, or a radio talk show, anything. Thank God the Internet has freed us from our chains and given a place for our long-silenced voices to be heard! Full credit goes to Virginia Postrel for seeing through Vincent's phoniness. Among other things, she points out that Alex Beam, the much-maligned Boston Globe writer whom Vincent piles on for his silly anti-blogging piece, has actually also written in praise of blogs. (It's interesting, btw, that Mickey Kaus, who was the recipient of Beam's praise in 1999 and again in the more recent piece, says that Beam "scores a few points". As with Postrel, Kaus is permalinkless, so scroll down to find the relevant bits.) She also detects a strong whiff of victim politics in Vincent's writing. Yes, Norah, poor you. Go have a beer with David Horowitz and talk about how oppressed you are. Maybe it'll make you feel more empowered. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/5/2002 03:35:05 PM ----- BODY: American idealism vs American exceptionalism An interesting essay by Owen Harries, an Australian scholar who seems to have a pretty good grasp of what America is and what it's about. His conclusion is a bit sobering:
Let me be clear: After the outrage of September 11, I do not believe that the United States could have reacted in any way other than as she did. But doing so will carry a cost. The long term significance of what happened some months ago may be that it forced America decisively along a course of action that�by emphasising her military dominance, by requiring her to use her vast power conspicuously, by making restraint and moderation virtually impossible, and by making unilateralism an increasing feature of American behavior�is bound to generate widespread and increased criticism and hostility towards her. That may turn out to be the real tragedy of September 11.
Link courtesy of a mailing list I'm on. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/5/2002 03:34:29 PM ----- BODY: The Speedy Gonzales flap Mark Evanier weighs in with his opinion on the Speedy Gonzales/Cartoon Network brouhaha. (Scroll down, he only has one permalink per day it seems.) There's a bit more here than just a squeamish network caving in to Political Correctness, so if you're uncomfortable about being on the same side of an issue as Rush Limbaugh, maybe this will help to make you feel better. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/5/2002 03:33:11 PM ----- BODY: Study OKs Cousins Having Kids Sometimes, it's just too easy, y'know? I'm pretty sure I heard the writers at The Tonight Show cheer this morning. Let's move on. No, wait. As is so often the case, Gary Farber has taken this seemingly fluffy story and mined it for something worthwhile. You rock, dude. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/5/2002 03:30:59 PM ----- BODY: Statewide property tax proposed Lt. Governor Bill Ratliff has proposed a statewide property tax of $1.40 per $100 of a property's assessed value, which would then be distributed to districts on a per-pupil basis. The idea is to try to do something about the disparity in funding between rich and poor districts, which is $910 per pupil right now. I'm not fully sure what I think about this just yet. I strongly suspect that this would raise my property taxes. I'm a good liberal and all that, but that doesn't mean I have to enjoy eating my vegetables. The usual cadre of anti-tax groups appear to be against it, so that means it probably will be effective. Neither Governor Goodhair or Tony Sanchez has issued a position yet. I think this is probably a step in the right direction. It's awfully hard to discuss taxes in a rational manner anywhere, but here in Texas it's damn near impossible. Let's hope that the simplicity of Ratliff's proposal will at least make it reasonably immune to sound-bite attacks so we can critique it intelligently. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/5/2002 03:28:43 PM ----- BODY: The life of Reilly Sports Illustrated columnist Rick Reilly makes his case that the NBA and the NCAA would both be better off if more star basketball players would stick around through their senior seasons. He makes a good point, but goes more than a bit overboard here:
The way it should be: Fans thrilled to the moves of Duke All-America Kobe Bryant, Michigan star Kevin Garnett and Kentucky hero Tracy McGrady. The way it is: Accountants thrilled to the moves of Bryant, Garnett and McGrady, all of whom jumped from high school to a paycheck in the pros.
Good grief, man, what are you saying here? That only those who profited from these guys' contracts have been thrilled by them? I'm pretty sure that Lakers fans have cheered for Kobe Bryant once or twice since he entered the NBA. I think I can even recall seeing these fellas on the tube a few times. Reilly has his blind spots, such as his vicious hatchet job on Barry Bonds last year, but he's usually more coherent than this. Well, chin up, Ricky. As King Kaufman points out, "[s]tar players leaving big programs before their senior year have contributed to the rise, especially in the Tournament, of teams from so-called mid-major conferences, teams that tend to retain their stars, who aren't quite as shiny as those in the major conferences." This in turn leads to the upsets and Cinderella stories that, you know, help make the NCAA tournament exciting in the first place. Do you really want Duke to win the championship every year? I for one call that boring. Further, I agree with Kaufman when he says that "the pendulum's going to swing back, and you're going to start seeing more top players stick around in college for longer". The NBA will eventually come to the realization that it's not in their best financial interests to do so much speculation on unproven kids in the draft. Market forces at work - whoda thunk it? Reilly himself provides evidence for this:
In the 2001 draft 54 underclassmen entered early, but only 36 were drafted, and five of those are already out of the league.
And sooner or later, some of these guys are going to conclude that maybe they ought to stay in school an extra year or two. Enlightened self-interest and all that. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/5/2002 03:28:12 PM ----- BODY: Dissing Kirk The New Republic has an article about how blacks have had a hard time getting elected to high offices as Democrats lately. It focuses mostly on North Carolina state legislator Dan Blue, who is running an unfunded, unloved underdog campaign for the Senate nomination against Erskine Bowles. Along the way, author Jason Zengerle talks about the fortunes of black politicians at the national level since 1990, when political analyst William Schneider predicted we'll have a black on the national ticket" sometime that decade.
Not only has that not happened, but by some measures black political power has actually regressed since Schneider's words. While black Democrats continue to win city, county, and down-ticket statewide offices, there are currently no African Americans in governor's mansions or in the U.S. Senate. And it doesn't look like that's going to change anytime soon. Just this week, Roland Burris--who in 1991 became Illinois's first black attorney general--lost that state's Democratic gubernatorial primary to a white challenger. And in New York, Carl McCall--a black Democrat who's served two terms as state comptroller--is in a fierce gubernatorial primary fight against Andrew Cuomo, who's never held elected office. In Louisiana, outgoing New Orleans Mayor Marc Morial unsuccessfully tried to amend his city's charter so he could serve a third term--reportedly because he knew that, despite two successful terms, his race meant he had little chance of winning higher office.
Um, Jason? Ever hear of Ron Kirk? I'm not saying he's going to win - he still has to defeat Victor Morales in the runoff, then he has the uphill battle against Attorney General John Cornyn to fight - but he's a viable candidate who's got the backing of the state party establishment as well as some national groups. Look, I don't want to be like those people who point to one person's success as proof that a given group has overcome all of its obstacles. I'm just saying that overlooking Ron Kirk is sloppy. We'll see if November provides a refutation to Zengerle's thesis as well. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/3/2002 04:03:00 PM ----- BODY: The low fat myth Do you feel guilty about eating too much fat? Have you ever tried a lowfat diet? Read this article and be astonished. I knew that there was a lot of pseudoscience in the weight loss and low-fat foods industries, but I had no idea it was that bad. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/3/2002 12:23:54 PM ----- BODY: Sauce for those who like to gander Karin and Larry note that Playgirl magazine is now looking to do a photo shoot on The Men of Enron. I think between this and the promised Playboy feature, we can safely say that the whole Enron thing has reached the end of its lifecycle. Can we get some new scandals over here, please? The audience is getting restless. To answer Karin's question, why is it exploitation at all if adults choose to answer the call at either of these magazines? I don't see Hugh Hefner or Michelle Zipp walking around Houston looking to put a gun to any formerly-employed-at-Enron hotties' heads. As long as no false promises are made, I see no exploitation here, at least not in the usual pejorative sense. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/3/2002 12:23:11 PM ----- BODY: Why I support the space program Every time I read a report about the discovery of a planet or planetary system somewhere out there in space, I feel hope for our future. My hope is that one day not only will we know for sure that there are planets out there which are capable of supporting human life but that we will have the technology to travel to them. I believe that once we have accomplished this, we can solve the most pressing problems that our planet faces: We can tell people who don't want to share space with those who are not like them to go find some other place to live. Yes, it is my fond wish that someday we can tell Islamists and Christian Reconstructionists and all other manner of religious extremists to pick a planet and set up shop on it. Someday I hope that anyone who believes that a certain class of people are, by accident of their birth or heritage, unfit to breathe the same air as they will be able to boldly go someplace where they can be sure that all of the cohabitants of their world meet their criteria for being allowed to live. Don't like blacks/whites/men/women/gays/Jews/capitalists/Freemasons/left-handed people/supermodels? Go start your own planet where such people aren't allowed, and take along everyone who agrees with you. I assure you, those of us who are left behind will not miss you. Every day when I read about what this group is doing to that group and why these people hate those people, I look for a story that tells me that we're making progress on this dream. I hope I live to see it. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/3/2002 12:22:24 PM ----- BODY: Cybersquatting on Jerry Falwell Jerry Falwell is trying to force the shutdown of jerryfalwell.com, which is a parody site that makes fun of him and challenges him to justify Bible verses that call for things like selling ones' daughters into slavery. I'll pause for a moment so we can all feel sorry for him. OK, moment's over. I have no sympathy. I find it interesting that a known xenophobe such as Falwell has no problems pursing this issue with the World Intellectual Property Organization in Geneva. Maybe there's something to that One World Government after all! -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 4/2/2002 08:21:57 PM ----- BODY: Back in the saddle again Well, we managed to spend a whole week in Switzerland without causing them to rethink this whole entry-into-the-UN thing, so on that score alone I'd have to call the vacation a success. Seriously, we had a wonderfully relaxing time, and sometime between catching up on email, snail mail, voice mail, and moving houses I'll get the pictures developed and posted on our home page with a link here for those of you might be interested. In the meantime, here are a few thoughts to get my blogging muscles warmed up again:
  • Man, you leave the country for a few days and the celebrities start dropping like dime bags at Marion Barry's campaign headquarters. Dudley Moore, Milton Berle, Billy Wilder, the Queen Mum - did I miss anybody?
  • Did you know that Europe starts Daylight Savings Time a week before North America? That means we get to spring forward - and lose an hour's sleep - on two consecutive weekends.
  • I swear, the one time we fail to put an emergency change of clothes into our carryon luggage is the time that our checked bags fail to make it to the connecting flight. Fortunately, British Airways fulfilled its promise to deliver them to us on the next flight, which was (also fortunately) later that same day.
  • I hate the Big 12, so if they had to have two teams make it to the Final Four at least they both had the decency to lose there. Congrats to the Terps for their championship and to the Connecticut women for their perfect season.
  • Baseball season! Woo hoo!!
  • A week without Internet access is a loooooong time...
That's it for now. I'll be back to my usual posting routine tomorrow. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/26/2002 09:51:20 AM ----- BODY: Out of touch Tiffany and I depart today for a week in Switzerland, so there won't be anything new here until next Tuesday. I recommend all the fine links on the left to hold you off until then. See you next week! -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/25/2002 11:54:02 PM ----- BODY: It was bound to happen sooner or later... Playboy is inviting current and former Enron employees to audition for a Women of Enron pictorial. I heard the teaser for this on the news but didn't catch the segment, which was no doubt presented in a restrained and dignified manner. Is there anything I can actually add to this? Probably not. Good night. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/25/2002 06:30:14 PM ----- BODY: Digital rights Patrick points me to this article by Dan Gillmor about the SSSCA. It's interesting that Dan doesn't hope that a President who is committed to free trade would step in and lobby against this obviously obstructionist bill. Of course, we don't have such a President, so I guess the point is moot anyway. (Yeah, I know, the DCMA passed on Clinton's watch. A pox on his house for it.) -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/25/2002 05:46:14 PM ----- BODY: There are many things I hate about moving. Near the top of this long list is dealing with phone and utility companies. Today I spoke to my local telco about switching service. I had no trouble getting through to an actual human, and he was quite helpful for the most part. The problem is that one cannot ever deal with the phone company without having them try to sell you a bunch of useless crap that you'll never use and barely comprehend in the first damn place. Case in point: We've taken care of the basics, and now my guy launches into his spiel about the two different options for local calling. Option One is where you get a limited amount of local calls for a fixed fee, then you pay a per-call charge. This option, my rep solemnly intoned, is Not What He Would Recommend. Option Two is the Full Package, which includes unlimited local calls, call waiting, caller ID, caller ID for call waiting, phone repair insurance, moon roof, whitewall tires, and a year's supply of Rice-a-Roni (the San Francisco Treat). "Well," I say naively, "I have most of these things already. What I want at the new house is exactly what I've got at this house. Can you do that?" "Okay," Phone Rep says brightly. "That's Option Two. Your monthly bill with that service is $84.95..." "WHAT??? My current phone bill is nowhere near that expensive. What is all that crap?" "Well, it's caller ID, call waiting..." "Yes, yes, yes, I got all that. What I want is what I've got now. Give me exactly what I've got now." We get that straightened out. As far as I could tell, the only difference between his Option Two and my Status Quo was that I do not currently have phone repair insurance. There was some gibberish about CallNotes as well, but I couldn't tell if it was a subscription to CallNotes or "access to" CallNotes, whatever the hell that means. Not that I care, since I have a perfectly good answering machine and a phone bill that's a lot cheaper than Option Two. At this point, I thought I was in the home stretch, but I had one more hurdle to clear. Phone Rep had a sales script for some whizbangy feature-rich phones that supported all of the features I subscribe to and which were on sale at really amazingly min-bogglingly stupendously how-can-you-not-succumb-to-my-siren-call low prices. I tried to interrupt as soon as I realized that this was a sales pitch to say that we have all the phones we need thankyouverymuch, but Phone Rep was undeterred. He got right back on track and by god he finished his sales pitch. Having to listen to this and decline as politely and firmly as I could made me a bit late for a team meeting, which is the very definition of a mixed blessing. So local phone service is in place. Now I have to deal with electricity (which means switching companies), gas, water, cable, installing DSL... -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/25/2002 05:25:07 PM ----- BODY: The name game Chron politics columnist John Williams explains how State Supreme Court judge Xavier Rodriguez, the lone Hispanic GOP candidate in Texas, lost the nomination to retain his position to a guy with a simple American name. This isn't the first time a serious candidate with an ethnic name has been tripped up by an unknown with a familiar name. In Illinois in 1986, two followers of right-wing nutball Lyndon LaRouche won the Democratic nominations for Lieutenant Governor and Secretary of State by capitalizing on ignorant voters and easy-to-pronounce surnames. And this sort of thing happens all the time here. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/25/2002 05:24:14 PM ----- BODY: The Final Four I have to say, I like the fact that Indiana made it to the Final Four while Bobby Knight once again got bounced in the first round. For several years, one of my hard and fast rules for handicapping the NCAA Tournament was "always pick the Hoosiers to lose in the first round". May you never see the Sweet Sixteen again. It's awfully tough for a non-BCS conference school to make it to the Final Four. Since Marquette won the championship in 1977 in a Final Four that included UNLV and UNC-Charlotte, only 17 of 104 participants in the Final Four have come from non-BCS conferences. Four of those are UNLV and three are Houston in the Olajuwon/Drexler years. Only Cincinnati (1992) and Utah (1998) have done it in the last ten years. Personally, I find that I'm more interested in the early games, when the little guys are still around. I know there have been some great games this year, but to me it's like watching the NBA playoffs: You know in the end there aren't going to be any surprises. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/25/2002 05:21:37 PM ----- BODY: Oscar thoughts So last night Tiffany and I attended an Oscar party thrown by our friends Pete and Tory. It was one of those parties where guests are asked to dress up as if they were attending the actual Academy Awards. I've never quite understood this, and it's not just my normal phobia of wearing nice clothes talking here. I mean, do people ever put on cleats and shoulder pads to watch the Super Bowl? What's up with that? The good news is that we were not expected to take the whole pomp-and-pageantry thing seriously. We were not there to worship the stars (okay, one woman had a pretty huge crush on Denzel Washington, no big surprise there) but to be snarky about them. That was fun. What was the deal with Tom Cruise's spiel before Whoopi came out? None of us could figure it out, though we were too distracted by his retro Risky Business look to really concentrate on the question. When he talked about seeing 2001:A Space Odyssey at the age of six, I blurted out "Holy crap! He's gonna be forty this year!" (On July 3, in fact. Mark your calendar.) Oh, and if the idea of Tom Cruise turning 40 doesn't make you feel old, go check out Modern Maturity's movie awards. They call them La Chaise D'Or (The Golden Chair), but it's pretty clear from the picture that "chair" is a bit underdescriptive. How do you say "Barcalounger" in French? Nobody, and I mean nobody, liked JLo's hair. She looked like she was channeling Elizabeth Montgomery from Bewitched. If the sprinkler system had gone off, her dress would have remained dry. Second-worst hair of the evening went to Cameron Diaz, who appeared to have driven to the awards show with all the windows down in her car. Okay, Woody Allen was funny, but his intro went on waaaay too long. And I agree with Jeff Jarvis - Any decent film montage of New York City should include the Twin Towers. It would have been a nice moment, not a bad one. (Side note: I was channel surfing awhile back and caught a few minutes of Working Girl. One of the scenes I saw was of Tess on the ferry going back to Manhattan after she's just caught her boyfriend in flagrante. There's this gorgeous nighttime shot of the skyline from the ferry, including the Towers, all lit up. Seeing that churned up all sorts of emotions, but none of them was anger at the filmmakers or editors who could have cut that in order to spare my delicate sensibilities. It is respectful to remember the dead, to talk about them and all the things about them that we liked and loved and put up with and miss. It is disrespectful to ignore them and to pretend that by ignoring them we are helping ourselves to "get over" them.) Second biggest reaction of the evening, right behind the reaction to JLo's hair, was to the clip from Saturday Night Fever. Admit it - you heard the guitar lick, you saw Tony Manero strut down the street, Barry Gibb's voice kicked in - your hips started to sway. I don't know whose knee Ian McKellen had his hand on, but wowzer. Success does have its rewards. We didn't stay very late - I get up very early (5:15 AM) for work, and Tiffany needed to be up almost that early today because her whole company is moving to a new office that's 15 miles farther away from our house. There's only so much of that I can take, anyway, even with all the smack talk to keep me occupied. So yeah, I missed out on Halle and Denzel getting honored. And no, I don't care if their awards were partially motivated by racial guilt. They did good work and they were rewarded for it. Move along, nothing to see here. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/24/2002 11:19:25 AM ----- BODY: Oscar, schmoscar Who cares who's going to win Best Picture? The more important news is that Tom Green won five Razzies for his work in Freddy Got Fingered. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/24/2002 11:08:46 AM ----- BODY: Court shopping Girls in Texas who want an abortion but are required to get parental consent have been looking to courts in Austin and San Antonio for judicial bypass. Houston and Dallas have had almost no such reviews filed since the law took effect in January, 1999 - in fact, Houston has had exactly one case since last September and 19 overall, compared to 191 in San Antonio and 110 in Austin. Dallas has had 13 such cases. It's somewhat hard to say why this is, because the rulings are sealed and the Texas Supreme Court does not keep statistics. It's understandable to a point in that the judges in Dallas County and Houston's Harris County are all Republican, while the judges in Austin's Travis County are largely Democrat. It's not hard to believe that the petitioners think they're more likely to get a favorable ruling in Austin because of this. The curiosity is San Antonio's Bexar County, where the judiciary is mixed. Houston judges tend to be tied to local uber-conservative activist Stephen Hotze, who brooks no disagreement on issues like this and has no qualms about endorsing someone else in the primary if he doesn't like how you rule. Maybe the Bexar County judges have more freedom to actually interpret the law, I don't know. In any event, I was surprised that no one was quoted expressing outrage at the prospect of court shopping. Maybe the usual suspects were all out of town. Oh, and one more thing: Go to the Chronicle home page and see how they headline this story there. (For those who don't read this until Monday, the link is entitled "Girls turning to liberal courts to avoid parental notice of abortion".) What would Bernard Goldberg say? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/24/2002 10:23:04 AM ----- BODY: Better late than never After 30 years, The Last Picture Show will finally play in Archer City, the small Texas town in which it was filmed. The town's lone movie theater had burned down before the film premiered in 1971. The rebuilt Royal Theater is hosting the 30th anniversary celebration. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/23/2002 07:26:07 PM ----- BODY: House update Well, much has happened since the last update. We have agreed to terms with the sellers of the house we want, and we have a buyer in place for our house. Both houses have been inspected and appriased, so all that's left from that perspective is the paperwork. Closing is going to be fun, because there's a bit of a daisy chain that needs to be resolved. The people who are buying our buyer's house have to close on their house, then they close on our buyer's house, then on our current house, and then finally on the house we're buying. Thankfully, our sellers are long gone and seem to be amenable to letting us take possession a few days early so we can move before all the closings occur. It's still gonna make for a couple of hellishly busy days. In the meantime, we're about to take off to Switzerland for a week. (Yes, this trip was planned long before we knew we were going to be moving at this time.) We've been doing some packing, but are really going to have to kick it into gear when we return. Then there's a million other details, like moving phone/cable/utilities, filling out a change of address form, and so on and so on. I'm getting tired just thinking about it. I'm thrilled about the new house, but man will I be happy when this is all in the rearview mirror. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/23/2002 07:18:39 PM ----- BODY: Road versus rail, round 438 Proponents of the Katy Freeway expansion are howling in protest at a request by Metro to reserve space for a light rail line. sigh This is really painful to watch. We study rail feasibility to death but are chomping at the bit to spend zillions of dollars and more than five years to make I-10 wider than the state of Delaware. What really galls me is that Metro's critics have a point when they say our transit department has little credibility. Metro is, sadly, not very well run and in dire need of strong leadership. People are finally coming around to the idea that we can't pave our way out of mobility problems. There's never been a better time to make the case for rail, but here we are stuck with Shirley DeLibero and Lee Brown, neither of whom are taken seriously by ruling Republicans like the county commissioners. Having a GOP-friendly mayor like Orlando Sanchez wouldn't have helped, since he's anti-rail in the first place. What we need is someone in charge of Metro with credibility in the bidness world, someone who speaks the same language as Steve Radack and John Culberson, someone who will aggressively sell the merits of rail to homeowners and businesses. I think we have such a person: former mayor Bob Lanier. Lanier came into office by attacking then-Mayor Kathy Whitmire's plan for a monorail system, but he favored the downtown rail line and I believe is generally for sensible alternatives to more roadways. Could it hurt to ask him to step in and lend a hand before it's too late? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/23/2002 07:03:20 PM ----- BODY: Bush in Peru From today's Chron:
[President] Bush touted free trade as a means of lifting the region's economies, and said: "We're going to analyze all options available to help Peru."
"Unless, of course, if free trade would damage embattled industries in swing states. I've got a reelection bid to think about, you know," he did not add. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/22/2002 03:49:41 PM ----- BODY: More on Brittanie Cecil, the 13-year-old girl who was killed at a Columbus Blue Jackets hockey game after being hit in the forehead by an errant puck. The NHL is revisiting the issue of arena safety. The player who took the shot that resulted in Brittanie's death is trying to cope with what happened. Doug MacLean, the GM of the Blue Jackets, attended Brittanie's funeral, while the team is wearing stickers with her initials and had a moment of silence before their next game in her memory. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/22/2002 10:03:56 AM ----- BODY: Yet another interesting link in the inbox today, to Texas Twisted, a site devoted to Texas roadside attractions and other weird stuff. My friend Margo, who sent the link, was pointing to a miniaturization of the Chinese Forbidden Gardens located just west of Houston in Katy, TX, and which, along with the Cadillac Ranch, owes its origin to an eccentric millionaire, something else we have a lot of in Texas. Our tour guide also takes us to meet Big Tex, the unofficial greeter at the annual State Fair and the one attraction I'd heard of many years before I came to Texas. Big Tex is so famous the Austin Lounge Lizards wrote a song about his girlfriend. As they say, Texas is like a whole 'nother country. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/22/2002 08:40:37 AM ----- BODY: To comment or not to comment I've been toying with the idea of adding code to support comments on this page. I like getting feedback, and I strongly suspect that more people are inclined to give comments rather than send email. But then I come across comments like the ones on this post, and I'm reminded why I'm reluctant. Who needs that crap? If you think I'm being overly sensitive and that on balance I'd find comments to be worthwhile, drop me a line. If you know of a comment system that would allow an all-powerful admin (i.e., me) to wipe out obnoxious comments and ban the IP addresses of known buttheads, so much the better. (I'd probably need my own domain for that capability, but it can't hurt to ask.) Freedom of expression does not give you the right to be a jerk on someone else's blog. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/21/2002 06:50:17 PM ----- BODY: The priesthood and the saving grace of women Today Ginger points out this infantile little article in the conservative Cornell Review, in which the author makes the oh-so-original point that we menfolk are just hunks of burning carnal desire who need wimmin around to keep us civilized:
Presumably, women could exercise their true power to tame men by using celibacy (and other ladylike behavior) to induce men into monogamous stable relationships and eventually into marriage. [...] But women have historically been the civilizing forces for men. That is biological. Moreover, several verses in the Scriptures refer to the important role that women have in the moral uplift of men.
As Matt Welch likes to say, "Whatever, freak." Meanwhile, via Jeff Jarvis, I see that Andrew Sullivan has written the following about the growing pedophilia scandal in the Catholic Church:
The Catholic Church in America will not endure as we know it unless the current hierarchy is rooted out and unless the issue of a celibate all-male priesthood is addressed head-on without euphemism or denial. Others may differ, but it seems to me that the exclusion of women from the priesthood is the root of the problem. None of this hideous abuse of children would have occurred in the same way if women were fully a part of the institution. Not only would they have blown the whistle on some of this evil, their very presence would have helped prevent it from happening.
And finally, we have Maureen Dowd on the same subject:
Societies built on special privileges -- the all-male Saudi rulers, Catholic priesthood and Taliban, and the boys' club running Enron -- become far too invested in preserving those privileges. They will never do the kind of soul-baring and housecleaning that might raise questions about the kind of secret society that creates that kind of privilege.
Is it just me, or are these three sides of the same coin? I mean, to my male ears, all three seem to be making the claim that women are somehow inherently "good" and "moral", while men are "bad" and in need of a positive influence. Left to their own devices, men are pigs/child molesters/privilege-preserving oppressors. What they need is a few good women to set a proper example for them. I'm not here to defend "the patriarchy", whatever that means. I'm totally in favor of giving women equal access to power, which is to say equal opportunity to abuse it. We're all human, folks. If men have caused the most spectacular screwups in history, it's because we've always been in the position to do so, not because we're inherently any less good or moral than women. Can we please just get over it and move on? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/21/2002 12:32:13 PM ----- BODY: Jesus saves! But Gretzky gets the rebound! He shoots! He scores! Just when you think you've run out of things to make fun of, someone sends you links like this one. I really wish they'd shown the Martial Arts Jesus and the Ballet Jesus. The plastic Jesus figurine, of course, has a long and storied tradition among the faithful. My brush with religious statuary came from my grandmother, who had a little ceramic Virgin Mary statue in her beloved old 1969 Nova. This was not just any ceramic Virgin Mary statue, mind you. It had a magnetic base, which kept it firmly in place on her metallic dashboard, and more to the point it had, in the folds of her robe, a tiny car. This Virgin Mary statue was made specifically to be put in one's automobile. I inherited this car after my grandmother's death in 1986 and drove it down to San Antonio. Both car and statue were an instant hit with my friends, who christened it Our Lady of Automatic Transmission. In 1990, while I was back in New York for Christmas, someone broke into the car. They tried to force the ignition but failed. They broke open the glove compartment, which had a lock on it, but since I was never able to get the key to work on it all they found was some old insurance policies and a windshield ice-scraper. Having struck out on finding anything of value, they wreaked their revenge by stealing the Our Lady of Automatic Transmission statue. I still get depressed when I think about it. Later that year my roommate went on a trip to Europe, and while there he visited Fatima, where an apparition of the Virgin Mary supposedly appeared in 1917. He visited the gift shop at Fatima and bought a small plastic Virgin Mary statue for me as a replacement. It wasn't quite the same, as this Virgin Mary did not have a magnetic base or a tiny car in the folds of her robe. On the plus side, however, the statue does glow in the dark. I still have it today. I don't care if it's dark and scary, long as I have my Virgin Mary... -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/21/2002 06:45:16 AM ----- BODY: Oprah talks to the Central Park Jogger Remember her? In 1989, a 28-year-old investment banker in New York went jogging in Central Park, where a group of "wilding" teenage boys beat and raped her and left her for death. Today she's recovered from her injuries, married, and remarkably bears no resentment towards her attackers, all of whom have served out their sentences. You have to get past the Oprah factor here, but I assure you it's worth your time to read. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/21/2002 06:41:54 AM ----- BODY: I have always thought that long-distance runners are a bit nuts. Now I have absolute proof. Two words: Antarctica Marathon. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/20/2002 10:03:25 PM ----- BODY: New blogs added to the links list. I suppose one of these days I ought to organize them in some fashion. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/20/2002 09:45:48 PM ----- BODY: Most cities have soul... Maxim magazine, which for some strange reason doesn't have its April issue online yet even though the print version is out, named Dallas the "greatest city on Earth". All I can say is that they've obviously never listened to the Austin Lounge Lizards' song about Dallas. OK, OK, Dallas isn't so bad. Maxim needs to hire some fact checkers, though. They claim Dallas is the "least densely populated metropolitan area in the world". Maybe that's true if you include all its far-flung hinterlands, but according to the US Census, it's not even the least densely populated metro area in Texas. In 2000, Dallas County had a population density of 2521 per square mile, more than double that of San Antonio's Bexar County at 1117 and also more than Houston's Harris County at 1966. So take Maxim's advice about Dallas with the same grain of salt you'd take their advice on how to convince your wife she'd enjoy accompanying you to a strip club. UPDATE: Larry and Alice tell me that Maxim printed 13 versions of this issue, with 13 different "best" cities. Geez, guys, did you really think that Houstonians wanted to read about how great Dallas is? Get a clue. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/20/2002 05:55:45 PM ----- BODY: More on religion Gary Farber, who's been quite prolific of late, adds on to Peter Beinart's piece about freedom of religion, Bush and Ashcroft style. They both attack the underlying theme that one must be religious in order to be moral, and the unstated idea that only certain religions seem to meet the standards of acceptability:
Conservatives seemed genuinely puzzled by the outcry over Ashcroft's words. "I think General Ashcroft was quite inclusive," said Ken Connor, president of the Family Research Council. "He made reference to Christians, Jews, and Muslims all recognizing the Creator as the origin of freedom."
I don't know about you, but this quote reminds me of that exchange in The Blues Brothers where the lady at the kicker bar tells Jake and Elwood "We have both kinds of music, country *and* western." Anyway, Farber's had a lot of good stuff lately, like this post about why we should always be suspicious of government officials who want to display religious symbols like the Ten Commandments in public places. I've often thought that the best way to combat people who want to pray at graduations and football games and whatnot is to volunteer for it, then lead everyone in a pagan prayer. Maybe that will drive home the point that there is no such thing as a prayer which is acceptable and inoffensive to everyone. Just so we're all clear here, I'm perfectly happy for you to practice your religion. I only ask that you leave me out of it. I don't think that's so much to ask. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/20/2002 05:22:40 PM ----- BODY: Speaking their language Via Tom Tomorrow comes this story of how U2 lead singer Bono persuaded Republican leaders to give extra aid to poor countries. It's a fantastic story of pragmatism and speaking the right language. I'd like to discuss a couple of points. First, how Bono got involved:
Is it possible to appear in public with the likes of [Senator Jesse] Helms and [President] Bush and preserve that precious commodity - street-cred? If it's not, says Bono, it's a price worth paying. "Edge was pleading with me not to hang out with the conservatives. He said, 'You're not going to have a picture with George Bush?' I said I'd have lunch with Satan if there was so much at stake. I have friends who won't speak to me because of Helms. But its very important not to play politics with this. Millions of lives are being lost for the stupidest of reasons: money. And not even very much money. So let's not play, Who are the good guys and who are the bad guys? Let's rely on the moral force of our arguments."
Amazing what you can do when your aim is to get something done, even if it's not perfect in every way. There's quite a few bitter remarks I could make here about Nader voters and their passion for the perfect at the cost of the good, but once I get started on that rant it's hard to stop. This in and of itself would be enough to win my deepest respect for Bono's accomplishment, but this next excerpt puts him truly in another class:
Meanwhile, the US wing of Jubilee 2000 hit on the idea of persuading the Nigerian President Olusegun Obasanjo, a Baptist, to write a letter to Baptist churches across southern US states explaining the Biblical principles behind debt cancellation. Suddenly, Bono found he had access to a swathe of strongly Christian Republicans compelled by his Biblical theme - what Bono calls "the melody line" of his pitch. "We knew we had to get both sides," he explains. "So we got Billy Graham and the Pope and I went to people like Jesse Helms, who had been very tough on the the concept of foreign assistance and very bleak on Aids. He's a religious man so I told him that 2103 verses of scripture pertain to the poor and Jesus speaks of judgment only once - and it's not about being gay or sexual morality, but about poverty. I quoted that verse of Matthew chapter 25: 'I was naked and you clothed me.' He was really moved. He was in tears. Later he publicly acknowledged that he was ashamed..."
That's just impressive. How do you think it would have gone over if Bono had tried to lay liberal guilt on Jesse Helms? I think using the Bible to advance arguments against religious conservatives is a viable strategy that no one ever thinks about. I wonder what Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell and other multimillionaire preachers think about these verses from Matthew, for example:
16 And behold, one came and said unto Him, "Good Master, what good thing shall I do, that I may have eternal life?" 17 And He said unto him, "Why callest thou Me good? There is none good but One, that is, God. But if thou wilt enter into Life, keep the commandments." 18 He said unto Him, "Which?" Jesus said, "`Thou shalt do no murder; thou shalt not commit adultery; thou shalt not steal; thou shalt not bear false witness; 19 honor thy father and thy mother; and, thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself.'" 20 The young man said unto Him, "All these things have I kept from my youth up. What lack I yet?" 21 Jesus said unto him, "If thou wilt be perfect, go and sell what thou hast and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in Heaven; and come and follow Me." 22 But when the young man heard that saying, he went away sorrowful, for he had great possessions. 23 Then said Jesus unto His disciples, "Verily I say unto you, that a rich man shall hardly enter into the Kingdom of Heaven. 24 And again I say unto you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the Kingdom of God."
I suppose they'd respond with verse 26, which is basically "With men this is impossible, but with God all things are possible." Still, I'd love to ask the question. There's plenty more like this if you've got the time and a sufficiently devious mind. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/20/2002 02:19:53 PM ----- BODY: Sports tragedy A 13-year-old girl who attended a Columbus Blue Jackets hockey game died two days after being struck in the head by a puck. According to the pathologist's report, Brittanie Cecil died from a rare blood clot in an artery, the result of her head snapping back when she was hit. This was the first reported death of a spectator at an NHL game, though a few have been killed in a similar fashion at minor league games. That's really awful. My prayers and condolences go to Brittanie's family and friends. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/19/2002 09:16:56 PM ----- BODY: Show tunes Greg Hlatky discusses Andrew Lloyd Webber and his place in the pantheon of theatrical composers. For my money, I thought the music of Phantom of the Opera was overrated. Yes, All I Ask of You is a great song, but Lloyd Webber uses its theme, along with maybe two others, to death in PotO. It just gets boring after while. Frankly, my favorite Lloyd Webber show is Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. It's lively, it's bouncy, it contains a wide variety of musical styles and themes, and it hasn't a pretentious note in its score. Not that it's impossible to screw it up - Tiffany and I had the extreme misfortune of seeing a local production of Joseph that starred some generic Osmond offspring a couple of years ago. The people who put this show on ruined it in every way imaginable, mostly by taking each song and doubling it in length. It was one climax and reprise after another until you wanted to wrest the baton from the conductor's hand and cut the band off yourself. The nadir was the song about Pharaoh's Dream, which is done in an Elvis Presley style (he's the King, after all). The song, which describes the dreams that Joseph interprets to mean seven years of plenty followed by seven years of famine, is early in the second act. It was also the first one they'd done that was true to Lloyd Webber's original arrangement. Just as Tiffany and I turned to each other to marvel that they'd finally gotten one right, Joseph says "I don't understand", which prompts Pharoah to sing the whole damned song over again from the beginning. It's not easy to insult the audience of a pop musical comedy, but they did so in spades. We should have gotten up and left right then, but the seats were way up front and we didn't want to make a scene. And as it turned out, the rest of the audience wasn't insulted anyway - they gave this godforsaken production a standing ovation at the end. Yes, I'm still steamed about the whole thing. Anyway. Joseph is my fave, even despite this experience. The rest of Lloyd Webber's portfolio I can take or leave. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/19/2002 09:02:13 PM ----- BODY: Holidays for men I got this link from a mailing list I'm on. Somehow, I don't think Hallmark will do any marketing around it. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/19/2002 12:31:34 PM ----- BODY: Highway to hell The proposed widening of the Katy Freeway takes another step forward. It's very much an afterthought, but at least there's still talk about rail as part of this boondoggle. Hey, Tom DeLay: We're gonna spend zillions of dollars on this. It's gonna disrupt everyone's lives, will imperil businesses along the way, and there's not a clear consensus about how it should be implemented. Why isn't this project being put to a vote? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/19/2002 12:27:44 PM ----- BODY: Death of a local legend Longtime Bellaire High School baseball coach Ray Knoblauch died in his sleep yesterday. Knoblauch, father of current major league player Chuck Knoblauch, was 71 and had been battling Alzheimer's. The article lists his accomplishments (four time state champion) and his innovations (using video tape in the 1960s), and also gives a clear idea of the positive influence that a coach can have on his players. I think a key lesson for anyone in a position of authority is that if you want to be respected, you won't always be liked. How often is "he wanted to be everyone's friend" given as a defense of someone's failings? Sure, you can go overboard the other way (*cough* *cough* *Bobby Knight* *cough* *cough*), but it's definitely the way to go. I think this is my biggest fear of fatherhood. I don't like being disliked. It's gonna be hard to be the bad cop. Tiffany knows this - I had a hard enough time disciplining the dog. But I have to admit, we're all better off now that Harry knows what his limits are. And by now I've seen enough children of friends, family, and acquaintances to have gotten a healthy dislike of uncontrolled behavior and ineffective parenting, not to mention the fact that Tiffany will kick my ass if need be. So I believe I'll be ready when the time comes. I'd better be, that's for sure. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/19/2002 06:51:04 AM ----- BODY: Enron: The saga continues Newly released information says that questions surrounding Enron's off-books partnerships started surfacing in 1999. This story refers to some "prominent Houstonians" who were allowed to invest in some sweetheart deals. I can't wait to hear more about that. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/18/2002 08:29:23 PM ----- BODY: Can we please add AT&T to the Axis of Evil for subjecting us to those godawful 1-800-CALL ATT ads with Carrot Top? I swear, I lose brain cells whenever I'm in range of his voice. I would not rule out tactical nukes as a response to this. I suppose in a world that includes 7th Heaven and The Glutton Bowl, I shouldn't be too surprised to discover that there are actual Carrot Top fans out there. Personally, I'd admit to being a fan of Le Petomane before I'd cop to a fondness for Carrot Top. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/18/2002 12:38:05 PM ----- BODY: Real truth in advertising Today I was forwarded an email exhorting me to increase my business income blah blah blah. Like most such junk mail that I see, it was done as HTML, with inline JPEG images. This one was supposed to show some sort of cheesy money image, according to the HTML source. However, someone - presumably someone who didn't care to receive this message in the first place - decided a different image was more suitable and changed the referenced JPG file. Now when you open the mail, the image you see is this. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/18/2002 12:18:20 PM ----- BODY: RIP, Astrohall The Astrohall Exhibition Building has hosted its last event and is scheduled to meet the wrecking ball on May 1. A new exhibition hall has been built on the complex that includes Reliant Park. The old site is being cleared for that staple of Houstonian existence, more parking. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/18/2002 12:14:47 PM ----- BODY: Analyzing the primary turnout The Democratic race for governor brought out Hispanics in record numbers, but Anglos mostly stayed home, according to this report.
The ethnic portrait of the Democratic primary is dramatically evident when this year's voting is compared with 1994, the last nonpresidential election year with a healthy Democratic turnout. The 1998 primary turnout was too low in all segments to be used as a point of comparison. About 1,036,000 people voted in the 1994 Democratic gubernatorial primary when incumbent Richards faced only token opposition. In this year's race between Sanchez, former Attorney General Dan Morales and two little-known opponents, about 1,028,000 people voted.
Basically, voting was up in heavily Hispanic counties, and down in heavily Anglo counties such as in East Texas. Moreover, black turnout was high in the Dallas area in support of Senate candidate Ron Kirk. This is why, as Ginger notes, Ron Kirk is likely to be the candidate for Senate with the best chance of beating John Cornyn. Take Sanchez and Kirk, and add in Anglo Lt. Governor candidate John Sharp, and the Dems can make a pretty good case that their slate is representative of Texas, especially when compared to the all-white Republican ticket. I've expressed my admiration for Victor Morales, and I think he'd run a good campaign and be a good Senator, but the pragmatist in me is starting to lean towards Kirk. The runoff is April 9, so stay tuned. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/18/2002 12:03:35 PM ----- BODY: The Chron gets prickly I don't usually bother with the Houston Chronicle's Sounding Board editorials, which are written by various members of their editorial board. Most of the time what they have to say is mealy-mouthed platitudes. Today, however, board member James Gibbons lays into a bunch of people, including Harris County District Attorney Chuck Rosenthal, the Yates jurors, and so-called victims' rights group Justice for All for their inability to tell right from wrong in the Yates case. Go check it out, for who knows when you'll see such an excellent rant on the Chron's pages again. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/18/2002 11:56:49 AM ----- BODY: Blaming Rusty Andrea Yates' relatives place some blame on Rusty Yates for what happened. Rusty is firing back:
Asked about criticism of his role, Russell Yates told NBC's Today show today that some people "don't understand the biochemical nature of Andrea's illness ... so they'll say there must have been something else going on in that household, or there must have been this or that and it's all false."
Umm, how about the fact that after the fourth child was born, the Yateses were warned that having another child could trigger another psychotic episode in Andrea, like the one she'd just had that caused her to try to kill herself with a kitchen knife? This didn't stop them from taking Andrea off Haldol so she could get pregnant again. Whose decision was that, Rusty? In whose best interest was it? You're right when you say that Andrea's condition was a biochemical one. The problem is that from where we all sit, you didn't do everything in your power to help her overcome it. You better believe people are going to criticize you for that, and you deserve every single word of it. (Thanks to Ginger for the link to the timeline of the Yates case.) -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/17/2002 10:11:01 PM ----- BODY: I'm Googled, therefore I am Ginger shows no sympathy to Matthew and Mac for not being high up in the results list when Googling on their names. You think you've got it bad? I've not only got to compete against a bunch of famous Charleses (such as Dickens, Darwin, Babbage, Schulz, and Lindbergh, to name a few), I've got to compete against places named Charles as well. Even worse, there's a boatload of other bloggers named Charles out there, namely Dodgson, Murtaugh, Austin, and the winner, found on Page 7 of the Google search, Charles Johnson. On the other hand, I am the top Kuff in Google. So it's not all bad. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/17/2002 09:46:17 PM ----- BODY: Tournament wrapup Well, the Spring 2002 NABCs are history. I took the week off from work and spent most of it playing in various events. Sadly, of the three nationally-rated open events I played in (the Mixed Pairs, the Open Pairs, and the Open Teams), I didn't make it past the qualifying round once, though I came close twice. There were a number of reasons for this, but the glaring one is simply that I'm not as good a player as I wish I were. It's easy to be successful against a certain level of competition, where you can make mistakes and not pay a high price for them. At this level, every lapse cost me. A round of tournament bridge lasts for about 3.5 hours, in which you play between 25 and 30 hands. You have to concentrate and pay attention to every card on all of those hands. It's hard to do. But I had a lot of fun. I got to see some old friends and got to compete against some great players. I'm already thinking about attending the Summer NABC in Washington, DC (only for a weekend, though). We'll see. Back to work and reality tomorrow, though only briefly for the former as we have a trip to Switzerland planned for Easter. Woo hoo! -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/15/2002 05:31:32 PM ----- BODY: Who did you say was running for Senate? Tipper Gore in Tennessee (maybe), and Robert Ray in New Jersey. I'm gonna break my own rule about prognostication (which is: Always wait until the event you're attempting to forecast has already occurred before making your pronouncements) and say there's no way in hell these two get elected. Admittedly, Ray is taking on a tainted candidate in Bob Torricelli, but I don't think New Jersey will care for a former persecutor of Bill Clinton. Besides, you think the Torch will go down without a fight? Ray versus Torricelli would be one seriously ugly and expensive campaign. UPDATE: Josh Marshall, who knows a lot more about these things than I do, says Tipper is seriously considering it. I really should know better than to make predictions. UPDATE: Turns out I was right after all - Tipper has decided not to run. Thus, I stand by my original prediction that she will not get elected. Whew! -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/15/2002 04:31:43 PM ----- BODY: The economics of discrimination Jon Jerome has a long post about racism which stemmed from a conversation with a coworker. (Note: Jon's been having some hosting problems, so try hitting Refresh if you get a "this page cannot be displayed" error.) He lays out a case for why "hidden" racism (as opposed to the overt, codifed racism of the Jim Crow era) is not necessarily why nonwhites don't get ahead in the workplace, citing among other things economic factors:
Systematic workplace discrimination on irrelevancies like race is unprofitable � it�s just bad business practice. If blacks could really be paid less than whites for �the same work,� such an arrangement would create high unemployment for whites and low unemployment for blacks, as firms competed to snap up the same quality labor at cheaper rates. (This simple economic truth also demolishes the idea of the �glass ceiling� for women.) Similarly, if the owner of a firm refuses to hire candidates on the basis of productivity and instead hires on the basis of irrelevant factors, he provides a larger pool of available talent for his competitors, reducing his competitiveness in the market, said uncompetitiveness in the end being fatal to the business. If the best man for the job is a black woman, and you won�t hire her because of that, your competitor will get her, to his benefit and your detriment. Businesses that make consistently irrational decisions don�t last very long � the market weeds them out in favor of those that are more rational.
I don't have any quibbles with Jon's logic (though it won't surprise me if Ginger has something to say about the "glass ceiling"), but sadly the real world of business does frequently operate in this fashion. Take a look at how Rent-a-Center has treated its female employees for one glaring recent example. You may say that this sort of practice cannot continue, both for the reasons Jon cites as well as the fact that this sort of behavior inevitably ends up with a large EEOC judgment against the offenders, but the point is that it does still exist today. When it finally disappears in a puff of logic, we'll all be better off. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/15/2002 12:51:48 PM ----- BODY: Responsibility and accountability It was Houston-based law firm Vinson & Elkins' turn to get spanked by the Tauzin Tribunal yesterday. As with executives at Enron and Arthur Andersen, they applied the we-know-nothing defense, which was about as well-received as Jeff Skilling's last performance. They also demonstrated why Top Executives are not the same as the rest of us.
The firm's lawyers were grilled at length about their work investigating allegations raised by Enron Vice President Sherron Watkins in an Aug. 15 memo to former Chairman Ken Lay, warning the company could "implode in a wave of accounting scandals." In addition to numerous accounting issues, Watkins' portentous memo warned about conflicts of interest and questionable dealmaking that threatened to topple the company. Derrick, a former partner at V&E who recently retired from Enron, asked the firm to conduct a limited probe of Watkins' concerns. Under sharp questioning from lawmakers, the V&E lawyers said they never talked to many of the potential witnesses named by Watkins. They also did not pursue Watkins' claim that bankers may have been pressured to invest in questionable deals with Enron as a condition of future business with the company. Instead, the firm talked to accountants at Arthur Andersen and executives at Enron, who assured them that issues raised by Watkins were well-known and being managed, the lawyers said. [...] For months, V&E has been defending its work on the Watkins probe, saying the firm was not asked to look at Enron's accounting practices. "If a transaction is not legal and it's been approved by the appropriate levels of a corporation's management, lawyers ... may appropriately provide the requisite legal advice," Dilg said. "In doing so, the lawyers are not approving of the business decisions that were made by their clients. Likewise, lawyers are not passing on the accounting treatment of the transactions." [Rep. James] Greenwood [R, PA] took the firm to task for apparently accepting the assurances of former Chief Financial Officer Andrew Fastow regarding the partnerships and his own conflicts of interest. "I don't understand why you didn't feel responsible for Enron and its stockholders and make those calls right away," Greenwood said. "You just took Andy Fastow's word for it."
Whenever I read something like this I begin to wonder if maybe the Michael Moores of the world don't have a good point about big corporations. Why is it that the senior people at V&E who were responsible for this so-called investigation are still employed there? Surely if some lower-level employee had failed at a task in such an egregious and spectacular fashion he or she would have been given ten minutes to clean out their desk and then escorted out by security. The worst thing that will happen to these guys is a golden parachute. Why aren't they held to the same standard, especially given that their decisions have a much greater impact. My boss has a few simple rules for his employees. Follow these rules and you do well at evaluation time. His #1 rule is "Verify the facts". Too bad he wasn't in charge of the Enron/Andersen investigation at V&E. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/15/2002 12:36:03 PM ----- BODY: Krauthammer on Yates Charles Krauthammer explains why he would have voted to acquit Andrea Yates. I don't think you can say it any better than he does here. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/14/2002 11:05:22 AM ----- BODY: One for the good guys I don't follow the Republican primaries very closely, as I am not a Republican. There was one race that interested me, and I'm glad to say that the right guy won. That was the race for State Senator in District 17, where State Rep. Kyle Janek defeated former Harris County GOP chairman Gary Polland. Janek has a decent record as a pragmatic non-ideologue, while Polland is a total party hack who sees the world as Us Good and Them Bad. I wish yesterday's Election 2002 section were still online, because the wrapup of this race shows exactly why we should all be glad that the vile Polland was defeated. I'll quote from the fishwrap version:
The campaigns' hard feelings were evident as the votes came in. Marc Cowart, Polland's campaign consultant, said his candidate fell behind because of "a combination of negative campaigning and being overwhelmed by a bunch of lobby money."
The sheer irony in this is monumental. First off, Janek got 64% of the vote. Maybe, just maybe, Gary Polland "fell behind" because the voters correctly perceived him to be a lousy candidate. Second, the charge that Polland was overwhelmed by lobby money is just too funny. While Polland was the county GOP chair he was a virtuoso at raising money and evading our admittedly weak campaign finance laws to siphon this money to candidates, including himself in this very race. The old joke about murdering your parents and then begging for mercy because you're an orphan applies here. Later, Polland demonstrates very clearly why he was in fact a lousy candidate:
Polland laid into Janek, saying he received poor ratings from conservative groups, including the American Eagle Forum and the Young Conservatives of Texas. Polland has accused Janek of often voting with Democrats. "He's just part of the get-along gang in Austin," Polland has said. He's not part of the solution, he's part of the problem."
In other words, Polland would rather be right than be effective. He'd rather throw rocks than find workable answers. And to think that people didn't vote for him. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/14/2002 10:41:06 AM ----- BODY: I Told You So Dept. The Houston Chronicle reports that no one is paying attention to the new 55 MPH speed limit, partly because there has been no increase in enforcement efforts. Who woulda thunk it? Here's the really annoying part:
[Lt. John Denholm, who commands the Harris County Sheriff's Department traffic division] put the priorities bluntly: "Our focus is on traffic safety issues, not pollution control. We try to put the enforcement where we're having accidents." That emphasis is no surprise to local transportation department spokeswoman Janelle Gbur, who noted the reduced limit did not come with any new state or federal funds for enforcement. "We were hearing prior to the decrease that law enforcement was strapped for manpower, and that even with the (previous maximum) 70-mph limit, they were pushed to the limit to enforce speed laws," she said.
So in effect the lower speed limit is merely a voluntary compliance program, just like every other antipollution effort in this state. We all know how well those have worked. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/14/2002 01:34:39 AM ----- BODY: Samizdata responds Samizdata Illuminatus (Arkham) responds to my tax protester followup, in which I take him to task for assigning credibility to We the People. I'd also received a very polite note from Illuminatus/Arkham (how should I address you, anyway?) about this. I/A says that I misrepresented him; he says he agrees with me that WtP have no legal credibility. In retrospect, I think he's right. I was too harsh on him here. I guess I didn't think he'd disavowed them strongly enough. That's hairsplitting and it's not really fair. I still maintain that Dale Amon did more than merely point out what WtP are saying, and I stand by my response to Joshua Trevino, but I retract my criticism of Illuminatus/Arkham. I appreciate the feedback, and I hope this sets the record straight. (Yes, I'm up really late. Too much caffeine between sessions at the bridge tournament, I'm afraid.) -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/13/2002 11:11:00 AM ----- BODY: Girl, exonerated There was a lot of schadenfreuding going on when Winona Ryder was busted for shoplifting. Now it appears that the videotape which supposedly showed her cutting off the security tags on several items in fact shows no such thing. If anything, the tape is quite exculpatory, and the LA District Attorney's office has backed off its original claims. Don't you just hate it when an excellent story is ruined by an ugly fact? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/13/2002 11:00:39 AM ----- BODY: Kuff goes 0 for 2 Tony Sanchez crushed Dan Morales in the Democratic primary for the gubernatorial nomination. This wasn't a surprise. What was a surprise was that Ken Bensten failed to make the runoff in the three-way race for the Senate nomination. The unsinkable Victor Morales, who did essentially no campaigning, came in first with 34% of the vote, followed by former Dallas mayor Ron Kirk at 32% and Congressman Ken Bentsen at 27%. I voted for Bentsen, which was a tough choice since I like all three candidates. I'm leaning towards Morales in the runoff but will have to think about it. Congrats to all the winners. I remain excited about Democratic prospects in November. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/12/2002 06:40:48 PM ----- BODY: Andrea Yates found guilty It took the jury only 3.5 hours to reach the verdict, which surprises me. I thought they'd be in there a lot longer than that. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/12/2002 06:22:01 PM ----- BODY: Tax protester followup Joshua Trevino, who doesn't use permalinks, critiques my critique of Dale Amon regarding tax loonies We the People. Here's the crux of Joshua's argument:
Dale clearly doesn't harbor an opinion either way on WTP's specific agenda -- he provides a link and urges readers to decide for themselves. No editorializing at all, which is a rarity for Samizdata (or any blog, really). That's not good enough for Kuffner:
Had Dale Amon taken a few moments to do some research, he would have discovered what kind of arguments, legal and otherwise, that We the People use against the income tax.
What? Okay, Amon's post wasn't a model of thoroughness. But Kuffner is positing a blogging standard that I'm willing to bet he doesn't always meet. (Heck, I know Yglesias doesn't meet it.) The crux of his critique of Amon is that Amon simply didn't do adequate background research on his subject. Come on. Posting links of possible interest is what blogs do. Heck, I put up a link for chihuahua vindaloo, and I'm afraid I was suckered into posting a fair amount about the probably-baseless allegations of Israeli art students-cum-spies. So what? Live and learn. It's blogging, people. Just because we're better than the New York Times doesn't mean we're Real Journalists. The real motivation behind this trio of leftist bloggers is, I suspect, a generalized dislike for Samizdata and its ideology per se. War Liberal says it "drives [him] crazy," Kuffner discusses the "tooth-grinding factor" inherent in his reading of it, and Yglesias simply engages in routine petty mockery against it. The result is cases like this, wherein War Liberal is unecessarily caustic; Kuffner is inappropriately condemnatory; and Yglesias is a pathetic bandwagoner. While two of the three mount effective assaults on WTP, none of them can build a realistic case against Dale Amon.
I have several things to say to this. I'll start by reminding everyone what exactly Amon said:
US income tax is illegal The We The People Foundation held their own hearing as the US Federal Government broke its word to do so. They claim testimony taken under oath shows the entire income tax system to be unconstitutional. Decide for yourself. The hearing webcast is available here.
Link to webcast omitted. I'd argue that Amon is in fact expressing an opinion on WtP's position. It's right there in the header to his post. He didn't say "Group claims US income tax illegal", or "Group to hold hearing on legality of income tax". if he had, I'd agree with Trevino that Amon was merely pointing to some possibly interesting thing that one might wish to peruse. What he said was "US income tax is illegal". How is that not expressing an opinion? Even if Amon had hedged, I'd still consider him to be at best disingenuous in pointing out this so-called "argument". Let's take a look at the introduction to the Tax Protesters FAQ to see why:
[T]he assertions addressed in this FAQ are not merely false, but completely ridiculous, requiring not just ignorance of law and history, but a suspension of logic and reason. In this FAQ, you will read many decisions of judges who refer to the views of tax protesters as "frivolous," "ridiculous," "absurd," "preposterous," or "gibberish." If you don't read a lot of judicial opinions, you may not understand the full weight of what it means when a judge calls an argument "frivolous" or "ridiculous." Perhaps an analogy will help the attitude of judges. Imagine a group of professional scientists who have met to discuss important issues of physics and chemistry, and then someone comes into their meeting and challenges them to prove that the earth revolves around the sun. At first, they might be unable to believe that the challenger is serious. Eventually, they might be polite enough to explain the observations and calculations which lead inevitably to the conclusion that the earth does indeed revolve around the sun. Suppose the challenger is not convinced, but insists that there is actually no evidence that the earth revolves around the sun, and that all of the calculations of the scientists are deliberately misleading. At that point, they will be jaw-droppingly astounded, and will no longer be polite, but will evict the challenger/lunatic from their meeting because he is wasting their time. That is the way judges view tax protesters. At first, they try to be civil and treat the claims as seriously as they can. However, after dismissing case after case with the same insane claims, sometimes by the same litigant, judges start pulling out the dictionary to see how many synonyms they can find for "absurd."
What I'm getting at is not just that WtP have a weak case. They have no case at all. Giving them any credibility, which Amon did with his post, is like giving credibility to creationists and the Flat Earth Society. Not only are they not adding anything to the discussion, they are actively hindering it. For Amon to cite them uncritically either means he's favorably inclined to their arguments, in which case Amon himself loses all credibility when it comes to discussing this issue, or he hopes to throw sand in everyone else's eyes, in which case he's actively dishonest. The most charitable interpretation is that he's just plain lazy. And Joshua? My "motivations" were to point out a stupid argument. You are correct that I don't much care for what the Samizdata folks have to say. A big part of the reason for that, as you must have read since you cited my "tooth-grinding factor" comment, is the way in which they present their arguments. I'm willing to listen to people with differing viewpoints until they insult my intelligence. What Amon did here was like citing the Clinton Death List or Alien Autopsy. Oh, and surely now that several people (myself, Matthew Yglesias, Mac Thomason, Max Power) have pointed out the idiocy of WtP the Samizdata folks would admit that they were wrong in assigning them any credibility, right? Not quite. I stand by everything I said. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/12/2002 10:55:08 AM ----- BODY: Primary day Today is Primary Day in Texas. I did the early voting thing last week, so I can play bridge with a clear conscience today. The latest polls showed Tony Sanchez with a comfortable lead over Dan Morales, and a three-way tie in the Senate race. Of course, in the latter race about 60% of the voters were undecided, so take that as you will. I fully expect there to be a runoff, it's just a question of who the odd man out is. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/11/2002 11:21:49 AM ----- BODY: Tournament report Well, as expected, we were eliminated from the Vanderbilt last night. I thought we played well, but the other team was better. The way this works is that each team is made up of two partnerships. Each partnership plays a pair from the other team. The same hands are played at both tables, with the respective pairs playing the opposite hands at each table. The scores from each table are compared and added, then coverted into a scale called International Match Points (IMPs). We lost by 28 IMPs, 78-50. That doesn't sound very close, but if your team bids and makes a game at one table and defeats that same game at the other, you can get 10 or 12 IMPs, so the real difference comes down to about 3 hands out of the 32 we played. Sure enough, there were about three hands where if we'd done the right thing we could have won the match. Of course, it's easy to play the woulda-coulda game. The opponents could point to a couple of hands on which they clearly did the wrong thing. Had they avoided those errors, they would have beaten us handily. It's always easy to overlook that in the postmortem. We had our chances and came up short. On to the next events. I expect to play in a pair game today. For the dinner break, a large group of bridge players and local friends are going to our favorite hole-in-the-wall Chinese restaurant. Asya, my partner from yesterday, is taking the day off from playing today so she can go on an eight-mile jog in preparation for dinner. Mmm, dumplings... -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/10/2002 10:19:03 AM ----- BODY: Gone bridgin' I'll be spending this week at the 2002 NABC bridge tournament right here in Houston, so I may be a little light on the posts. Today I'm playing with some friends in the Vanderbilt Knockout Teams event. It's probably the most prestigious national event. We have no realistic chance of advancing to the second round, but it's way cool to butt heads with world-class players. If you're a golfer, it's like getting a foursome together and shooting a round at the Masters. So anyway, I'm a bridge bum this week. Don't let anything too important happen without me. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/9/2002 02:53:06 PM ----- BODY: Just say no Chronicle technology columnist Dwight Silverman calls the proposed HP buyout of Compaq a bad deal all around. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/9/2002 02:47:45 PM ----- BODY: Skilling: I'm not a liar, either! Jeff Skilling's lawyers announce that he did too tell the truth to Congress. They went on to denounce as "scurrilous" a report that the HFD had been called to battle a three-alarm blaze in his trousers. "At no point were Mr. Skilling's pants on fire," they did not add. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/9/2002 10:42:10 AM ----- BODY: Chron disses DeLay It's official: the Houston Chronicle is not endorsing Tom DeLay in the Republican primary for his Congressional seat. They're not endorsing his GOP opponent Michael Fjetland, either, but they still give DeLay a pretty good spanking for his "irrational opposition to mobility options" and "win-at-all-costs lust for power". Be still my heart. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/9/2002 10:15:51 AM ----- BODY: More on the tax morons Max Power notes my response to Samizdata and provides a link that I'd overlooked to the Tax Protesters FAQ. This is a thorough overview of the idiot arguments that We the People advance and why they are not just wrong but from another planet altogether. The link I gave is a collection of legal citations with a few footnotes, whereas this is a genuine FAQ with complete sentences and all that. Thanks much for the assist, Max. I had actually seen this FAQ before - it's how I knew that "frivolous" is a very strong term for a judge to use - but couldn't remember enough about it to do a coherent search. Nonetheless, I missed it and you found it, and for that I thank you. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/8/2002 05:15:38 PM ----- BODY: Midwestern blogger located After my post about the geography of blogging, I got a note from Jon Jerome, who's a blogger from Chicago. Go check him out. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/8/2002 05:10:23 PM ----- BODY: Tax idiocy Via War Liberal, we get this silly post from Dale Amon of Samizdata. Dale cites a "public hearing" by a group called We the People which claims to prove that the income tax laws are unconstitutional. Here's a blurb from their web site which discusses the "startling, compelling, disturbing and irrefutable" proof of their thesis:
The record of the hearing proves conclusively for history:
  • The Internal Revenue Code does not make most Americans liable to file a tax return and pay an income tax.
  • People have a right to the fruits of their labor; the income tax is a slave tax, and is prohibited by the 13th Amendment.
  • Congress lacks the authority to legislate an income tax on the people except in the District of Columbia, the U.S. Territories and in those geographic areas within any of the 50 states where the States have specifically approved it, in writing. No legislative jurisdiction means no taxing authority.
  • There is no income tax exception to the 5th Amendment's guarantee of the Peoples' unalienable right not to be compelled to be a witness against themselves; individuals do, in fact, waive their 5th Amendment (Miranda) right not to be a witness against themselves when they sign and file a Form 1040 tax return.
  • Personal income taxes polarize and divide an otherwise united nation and promote class warfare and mistrust of our government.
  • The IRS, the courts and even the NY Times cite the 16th Amendment as government's authority to impose a tax directly on the People's labor. However, the 16th Amendment did not come close to being lawfully ratified by � of the states as constitutionally required, and was fraudulently declared to have been ratified in 1913 by Philander Knox, the Secretary of State. The 16th Amendment is null and void.
  • The IRS routinely violates the 4th Amendment due process and privacy protections of Americans by seizing assets without lawful authority or a court order and by denying citizens their right to statutorily-prescribed, administrative remedies.
  • The IRS willfully and illegally manipulates taxpayers' Individual Master Files for the purpose of creating time-barred assessments, creating and providing fraudulent certificates of official records to the court to support illegal assessments, manipulating master files to short-pay taxpayers' legal interest owed by the government, collecting social security from taxpayers via levy in direct violation of the law, willful and intentional creation of fraudulent penalty and interest against taxpayers, and willful and intentional violation of taxpayers rights to due process.
  • The IRS, without legal authority, routinely and illegally prepares "dummy returns" with inflated assessments for taxpayers who legitimately do not file a tax return as a means of punishing those who stand on their legal rights in choosing not to file.
There's a word that we have in the States for people who believe this kind of stuff, Dale. We call them "fruitcakes". There's another word which applies to their arguments, one which is given to them by the courts: "frivolous". You need to understand just what this means. When judges call your argument "frivolous", they're not merely saying that you're wrong and you're wasting all of our time. They're saying that your argument is so totally misguided or has been so frequently and completely refuted that it has no place in the courtroom. In some cases, judges will hold people in contempt for using "frivolous" legal arguments. Had Dale Amon taken a few moments to do some research, he would have discovered what kind of arguments, legal and otherwise, that We the People use against the income tax. Setting aside the parts of their attack which are merely personal opinion (i.e., the tax "polarizing" an otherwise united nation), a few more minutes of research would have led to the inevitable dicsovery that all of these arguments have been shot down in court multiple times, with many of them attaining "frivolous" status. Go take a look at the Casebook for Dealing with Extremist Legal Arguments. See how often the arguments that the income tax only applies to Washington, DC, or that the 16th Amendment was never properly ratified, have been tried and thoroughly rejected. You want to argue that the IRS does and has done Bad Things to ordinary taxpayers, I'm there with you. It's a million miles from there to the notion that the 16th Amendment is illegal and has been for nearly 100 years, and the journey you have to take to get there goes straight through Crackpotville and Kookytown. People who advocate these arguments are either criminally obtuse or just plain criminals. People who cite these advocates favorably are dupes. Shame on you, Dale. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/8/2002 11:27:08 AM ----- BODY: Barbie: Beacon of feminism From the USS Clueless we get this remarkable story about Barbie dolls and their apparently subversive effect on Iranian girls. It's hard to imagine Barbie dolls "sowing the seeds of feminist rebellion" as den Beste suggests, but when you read quotes like this from the WaPo story
Another toy seller, Masoumeh Rahimi, said Barbie was "foreign to Iran's culture" because some of the popular Western dolls wear revealing clothing. She said young girls who play with Barbie, a doll she sees as wanton, could grow into women who reject Iranian values. "I think every Barbie doll is more harmful than an American missile," Rahimi said.
well, it's equally hard to argue. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/8/2002 11:22:41 AM ----- BODY: George Will breaks out the Conservative Pundit Weapon of Mass Destruction by comparing Dubya to Clinton for his apostacy on protectionism. You know, I just want to say that I don't think conservative scribes and talking heads fully appreciate the great debt they owe Bill Clinton. He's the easiest and most convenient shorthand they've ever had for expressing their moral outrage. Whenever they want to spank one of their own, they just have to say he or she is equivalent to or worse than Slick Willie in some respect, and they can rest secure in the knowledge that everyone - especially the target of their wrath - knows exactly what an insult this is. As an Extra Added Bonus, they get to dismiss or diminish accusations of bad behavior from the Left by saying that whatever it is their guy is supposed to have done, Clinton did it first and did it worse. Now how much would you pay for this? If they gave out awards for this sort of thing, the Houston Chronicle could finally shed its title of Paper With The Largest Circulation To Never Win A Pulitzer Prize. So let's hear it for Bill Clinton, people. What would the Ann Coulters and Andrew Sullivans of the world do without him? Oh, and for the record, I agree that this was a bad call by Bush. I agree with Virginia Postrel that this decisin was made primarily out of political calculations. I also agree with Charles Dodgson that Bush's record on free trade is not very good to begin with. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/8/2002 11:21:47 AM ----- BODY: Early voting The turnout for early voting in the primary has been heavy so far in predominantly Hispanic counties, thanks in large part to the Democratic race for governor. I'm excited about the prospects for the general elections. I still don't know if enthusiasm for Dan Morales or Tony Sanchez will produce extra votes for the other Democratic candidates (let alone whether it will be enough to win the governorship), but for the first time in awhile I feel like there's a reason to vote other than civic duty. Amazing how nice the thought that your vote might count can be. In other news, the Chron has still not endorsed Tom DeLay. Time's running out, guys. The primary is Tuesday. I'll remember this nonendorsement in November. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/7/2002 02:03:22 PM ----- BODY: The DVD for Say Anything, one of Roger Ebert's Great Movies is now finally out on DVD. I've been meaning to host an all-day John Cusack Movie Marathon, so I really need to get this. Obviously, The Sure Thing will have to be one of the movies involved. Whatever happened to Ione Skye? She just disappeared after she made this. I don't get it. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/7/2002 12:34:39 PM ----- BODY: The geography of blogging It occurred to me recently that the author of almost every blog I read is on one of the coasts or in Texas. (I'm only speaking of US-based authors, so for this purpose Damian and Mike don't count.) Here's a quick rundown:
  • 10 in Texas, of which all but Karin are in Houston.
  • 17 on the East Coast - 4 in Boston (counting Oliver Willis, who is moving to Boston on 3/16), 2 in DC (counting Will Vehrs and Tony Adragna as one blog; Josh Marshall is the other), 2 in Jersey, one each in Delaware, Connecticut, Florida and North Carolina, and five in New York City.
  • 12 on the West Coast - 8 in LA, 2 in Portland, one each in Modesto and San Diego.
I can't tell what Sgt. Stryker's location is. It's no doubt secure and probably undisclosed. Hey, Sarge, if you see Dick Cheney tell him he still owes me that ten-spot. The two known exceptions are Mac Thomason in Alambama and Gary Farber in Colorado. Which all makes me wonder, where are the Midwestern bloggers? Are there no bloggers out there from Chicago? St. Louis? Detroit? Cleveland? What about the Mountain time zone - where are Phoenix and Albuquerque and Las Vegas and Salt Lake City? I don't know if any of this means anything. I just thought it was interesting. If I'm missing any good blogs from these underrepresented parts of the country, feel free to let me know. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/7/2002 11:59:16 AM ----- BODY: Editorial judgment Virginia Postrel, who seriously needs to start using permalinks (it's The Future, dammit!), makes a good point about what is and isn't censorship:
NOT CENSORSHIP: Andrew Sullivan and others are making much of this Telegraph report that left-wing British publications are rejecting articles that support the war on terrorism. The Telegraph calls this "censorship." I'd call it "editorial judgment." That judgment may be stupid. It may support bad policy. But it's no different from The New Republic's party line on Bush's economic policy (bad, bad, bad) or The Weekly Standard's line on biotechnology (end of humanity). I don't remember a lot of articles opposing gay marriage when Andrew was editing TNR. Was that "suppression of dissent"? Or was it an editor doing what he was supposed to do, and making judgments he felt strongly about?
Keep this in mind when you hear someone call the NYT and WaPo's decision to remove Ted Rall's infamous comic from their pages "censorship". Ted Rall has the right to say or draw what he wants. He has no right to expect that the Times will pay for it and print it in their papers or on their servers, any more than I have a right to expect that whatever cranky letters to the Editor I write will be printed. Ted Rall has his own domain, where you can view his work in its intended form. No one is silencing him. Anyone who cries "censorship" is as bad as David Horowitz and his cross-country media tour to bitch about college newspapers not printing his anti-reparations ad. You have the right to speak your mind. You do not have the right to force a private entity to provide the forum. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/7/2002 10:26:37 AM ----- BODY: Small Favors Dept. From Glenn Kinen we see this rather mind-boggling story about a giant bronze statue of Prince Charles being unveiled in Brazil. The statue, which depicts Gnarly Charlie as a winged world-saving avatar, "shows him with bulging muscles, pinned back ears and only a loin cloth to protect his modesty." I cannot begin to tell you how thankful I am that this photo was cropped just above the loincloth line. As it is I'll have this image burned into my brain forevermore. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/6/2002 09:33:31 PM ----- BODY: Marshall v. Radic Having read Josh Marshall's response to Natalija Radic, all I can say is that he was a lot nicer than I would have been. That disturbs me a bit, since like Ginger, I'm not in this for the pissing contests. I must be at least somewhat of a milquetoast, as I've only ever gotten three even moderately unkind emails. That's fine by me. I think if I were getting a steady stream of invective I'd quit. Who needs that crap? Real Life is full of frustrations. I've no desrie to seek out more. Which is why I don't bother reading certain blogs. I don't read Sullivan or Samizdata. I don't doubt that they have useful things to say, but their tone simply turns me off. The way I described it to Ginger at the blogmeet last night was that the tooth-grinding factor was too high. Life is too short for that. I certainly don't mind disagreeing with someone. That's a good thing, for it forces me to think about why I believe what I do. But if you want me to read you and engage you, you've got to maintain some kind of civil tone. There's plenty of intelligent and reasoned blogs out there - I consider that to be true of every blog I link to. I've no qualms about looking elsewhere if I feel I'm wasting my time. Don't get me wrong. I'm perfectly capable of being an asshole (or, as I like to put it, a member of the Asshole-American Community), and sometimes I'm more than willing to be one. Overall, though, I've mellowed with age. I'm not ready for easy-listening radio just yet, but I'll leave the blog mosh pit to the kids, thanks very much. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/6/2002 02:49:51 PM ----- BODY: Houston blogmeet, take 2 As Ginger notes, the second Houston blogmeet was a very pleasant experience. She and Michael and I were the only political bloggers there, as Ted and Jack were unable to make it. (I'm not sure if Craig is involved in H-Town Blogs or not.) Turns out we all have a fair amount in common. Hanna is a coworker of Tiffany's. Elaine and her husband are also buying a house. E.J. and Sherry are both techies whose career paths have had some overlap with Ginger and Michael, and Dave has worked for a company run by an former Rice colleague of theirs. For a large city, Houston can be a pretty small town sometimes. I look forward to our next meeting. There's still quite a few folks I've not met yet. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/6/2002 01:47:33 PM ----- BODY: Bigger than Britney! Damn. I've already lost count of how many people have found me in the past two days by Googling for "Amber Kulhanek". (Note to the person who found me by searching for "+boobs +actress": Perhaps a more specific query will yield results that are more to your liking next time.) Quite a few other bloggers have made note of Amber and her legal travails as well. The comments on this blog entry, if true (how much do you trust an anonymous comment on a weblog?), add an interesting angle on Amber's claims. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/6/2002 12:51:58 PM ----- BODY: Madden, McGuire, and Dicky V Tony Adragna at QuasiPundit shows his love for John Madden's color commentary by citing this Ben Domenech post. I'm quite fond of John Madden and look forward to his pairing with Al Michaels on Monday Night Football next year, but I believe it's a grave disservice to praise him by comparing him to Dick Vitale. I'm hard pressed to think of an announcer whom I'll mute faster than Dicky V. He's a complete shill who offers zero actual insight into whatever game he's shouting about. Madden, even as he has more than occasionally lapsed into self-parody, is still a topnotch analyst with something to say about the game. Listening to Dick Vitale just makes me remember the late Al McGuire, who was the best former-coach-turned-analyst in college basketball. McGuire, who won the NCAA championship in 1977 with Marquette, was amazing in his ability to tell you not only what was happening, but what was about to happen. I still remember a game that McGuire called years ago. It was North Carolina against an opponent that I can't recall. The other team hit a shot with about five seconds to go to take a one-point lead. McGuire first noted that no fewer than three Tar Heels called timeout as soon as the ball hit the net, a demonstration of the discipline Dean Smith's coaching instilled in them. During the timeout, McGuire predicted that the Heels would pass the ball to midcourt and call timeout again. When that happened, he predicted that the opponent would insert a tall player to guard the inbound pass, and he predicted which Carolina player would take the final shot. He was right each time. When was the last time you saw Dick Vitale do that? So please. If you're going to praise John Madden, compare him to Al McGuire and not Dick Vitale. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/5/2002 05:56:25 PM ----- BODY: Houston blogmeet tonight I'm off to meet my fellow Houston bloggers for a Happy Hour tonight. It's the second such get together but I missed the first one, so these will be mostly new faces to me. I'll have a report tomorrow. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/5/2002 05:52:27 PM ----- BODY: More on Wild Lawsuit Girls I got a nice note from Fritz Schranck today with some comments about my recent post about Amber Kulhanek's default judgment against Arco Media. Kulhanek claims she was coerced into entering a wet T-shirt contest where she was filmed flashing her breasts by Arco, who then used the footage in an ad run on the E! network. She won a $5 million judgment when Arco never responded to the lawsuit. Fritz tells me that it's not uncommon for default judgments to be removed so that a case can go forward on its merits. Usually, though the defaulter needs to have a reason for not responding in the first place. I'm guessing "I overslept" is not a good reason here. Fritz also suggests that Arco Media is likely to have no real assets or insurance and thus be judgment proof. If all their revenues essentially went towards marketing the product and they went out of business when sales dropped, there won't be anything to collect. I think this is dead on. I mean, how high is the barrier to enter this market? All you need is a camcorder, a couple of VCRs, a Mailboxes Etc account, and a web page. And let's face it, the proprietors are unlikely to be Chamber of Commerce types. Anyway, I suspect this is the last we'll hear of this case. The article I originally linked did mention a different lawsuit against another such video company, one which is being challenged. That will be worth watching. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/5/2002 05:33:53 PM ----- BODY: It's not just music News Corp President and COO Peter Chernin claims that the public is illegally downloading a million pirated movies a day. Good grief. Do these entertainment industry bigwigs take stupid pills or something? Has anyone reading this ever illegally downloaded a full-length movie onto their PC? Geez. UPDATE: I've gotten a couple of messages from people who say they have indeed downloaded movies from the 'Net. Some are ripped from DVDs, some are filmed by people in theaters (bet that's high-quality). So, I guess this is more common than I thought. Call me an old fart with a slow connection, but it would never occur to me to do this. I still think that Chernin is being hysterical - as the article notes, he doubles the industry's high estimate of piracy when even the low estimate is criticized for being too much - but I concede that it's an issue. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/5/2002 05:28:34 PM ----- BODY: Down the up staircase I happened across a copy of Fast Company magazine today, and inside found this interesting article about a British TV show in which corporate CEOs are invited to spend time doing a low-level job within their company and are filmed while doing so. You might not think this would be a hit, but the show Back to the Floor is in its fifth season and is a prime-time ratings success. As with all so-called "reality" television, I suspect its anything-can-happen potential contributes to its winning formula:
Not every story has a happy ending. Some suspect that Dino Adriano's departure from the top job at Sainsbury's owed something to his poor showing on Back to the Floor. Millionaire restaurateur Luke Johnson, head of the popular British chain Belgo, decided that he'd peeled one onion too many for a moody chef, ripped off his microphone, told producers to "Shove your program!" and refused to allow the camera to keep filming.
Not surprising at all is the revelation that many bosses find the time spent in the trenches to be time well spent:
Bosses, though, often return to the boardroom ready to right wrongs. Take the Radisson Edwardian managing director who nearly halved the prices of his smallest rooms or the head of Wedgwood, who sued the supplier of the robots that were dropping his cups. Even Johnson agreed to hire six more chefs. Almost without exception, CEOs learn a lesson in communication. "We find people at the heart of every organization who know exactly what's right and what's wrong with it," says [producer Robert] Thirkell. "But between them and the bosses is a layer of people -- those whose careers depend on sanitizing that information. Bosses are always surprised at how much knowledge exists further down the ladder."
I spent several years on the help desk here at my large multinational employer. The help desk here has evolved over time to be larger in scope but more specific in its mission - in the Old Days, we also functioned as an operations group, often putting customers on hold to head off into the server room and reboot a troublemaking machine. I think one reason why we were successful early on in the transition is that our boss was fairly involved in what we did. He'd go so far as to log in and pick up a phone when we were really backed up. He almost never did anything more than take messages, as he had very little technical knowledge - we eventually taught him how to reset passwords, but he still always hoped for a question about the one thing he did know well, the expense account system. The fact that he'd pitch in meant a lot to us, and meant that he really understood what we were doing. I've been very fortunate to have all good bosses here, but this one still stands out as the best. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/4/2002 09:55:23 PM ----- BODY: Spamming the globe From The USS Clueless comes this article about how China is upset that American and European Internet Service Providers (ISPs) are blocking email from China, Korea, and Taiwan to combat spam. Spammers routinely relay mail through servers in these countries because their own IP addresses have been blacklisted.
"The majority of the junk mail (is) not created in China, so why (should) they block mail from China?" said Zeng Xiaozhen, a professor at Jilin University in the northeastern province of Jilin. He said spam was a global issue and China should make a law to punish creators of junk e-mail.
If this quote is representative of official Chinese opinion, there's a real problem. See, the junk email is not originating in China (for the most part - more on this later), so there's not much China can do to punish the spammers. No, the problem is that the email is being relayed through China. This is exploiting an old way of sending email, from back in the days before everyone had access to DNS servers. If my domain had to send mail to yours but didn't know how to get there, I'd send the mail to an intermediate domain who did know where you were. This intermediate domain would relay the mail for me. Sometimes mail would go through multiple relays before it reached its destination. Nowadays this is unnecessary, but a lot of poorly-configured mail servers still allow open relaying. This allows spammers to hijack these servers, using them to send their mail and/or to make it look like the mail originated there. There's absolutely no reason for this - it's well documented how to prevent this kind of open relaying. If these countries want to respected members of the Internet community, they need to start pushing their user base to clean up their act. I deal with a lot of spam as part of my job. I do indeed see a ton of mail relayed through the .cn, .tw, and .kr domains. I also see a bunch of spam originating from domains registered in those three countries, some of which are simple .com and .net sites. If we didn't have affiliates all over the globe, I'd be happy to push for blocking most mail from them, but I cannot. I have no sympathy for any of their complaints. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/4/2002 05:22:47 PM ----- BODY: Today in history March 4 was Inauguration Day up until FDR's administration. When he was first inaugurated in 1933, he appointed the first female Cabinet member, Labor Secretary Frances Perkins. Take a look at today's birthdays from Yahoo! Daily News and see if you see anything odd:
Folk singer Miriam Makeba is 70. Actress-singer Barbara McNair is 68. Actress Paula Prentiss is 63. Movie director Adrian Lyne is 61. Singer Bobby Womack is 58. Rock musician Chris Squire (Yes) is 54. Singer Shakin' Stevens is 54. Singer Chris Rea is 51. Actor Ronn Moss (``The Bold and the Beautiful'') is 50. Actress Kay Lenz is 49. Musician Emilio Estefan is 49. Movie director Scott Hicks is 49. Actress Catherine O'Hara is 48. Actress Patricia Heaton is 43. Actor Mykelti Williamson is 42. Actor Steven Weber is 41. Rock musician Jason Newsted (Metallica (news - web sites)) is 39. Actress Stacy Edwards is 37. Rapper Grand Puba is 36. Rock musician Patrick Hannan (The Sundays) is 36. Rock singer Evan Dando (Lemonheads) is 35. Actress Patsy Kensit is 34. Chastity Bono is 33. Actor Nick Stabile is 32. Rock musician Fergal Lawler (The Cranberries) is 31. Country singer Jason Sellers is 31.
Guess we're all supposed to know who Chastity Bono is, since she's the only one listed without an accompanying occupation. If she were a character in the book Good Omens, she'd be called a "professional descendent". Nice work if you can get it. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/4/2002 05:19:34 PM ----- BODY: Wild Lawsuit Girls Ever see those ads on TV for the Girls Gone Wild videotapes? You know, the ones of coeds on Spring Break and at Mardi Gras flashing their boobs? Well, a girl who was seen in an ad for a similar tape made by another company that ran on E! has won a judgment against the makers of the video.
SAN MARCOS -- Southwest Texas State University student Amber Kulhanek went to spring break in 2000 on South Padre Island for her 21st birthday and ended up taking off her shirt at a wet T-shirt contest in Mexico. A few months later Kulhanek saw herself in national ads for a "Wild Party Girls" video on the E! cable network, a red strip proclaiming "Too hot for TV" stamped across her naked breasts. Kulhanek, now a senior, said she was mortified when friends and relatives saw the ad and strangers began asking her to take her top off. Claiming she had been targeted by the video's makers, who she said plied her with alcohol at a Matamoros bar, Kulhanek sued E! and the Florida-based Arco Media Group Inc. for invasion of privacy and emotional distress. On Wednesday morning, Kulhanek won what her lawyer says is the first judgment of its kind against the video makers and earned a $5 million default judgment in the 22nd District Court. Lawyers for Arco Media never officially responded to the lawsuit and could not be reached for comment Wednesday.
Reading the rest of the story, I have to wonder if she would have won if the video makers had bothered to answer the suit. For example:
[Kulhanek's lawyer David] Sergi said Kulhanek was put in a barbershop type chair where liquor was poured down her throat. "Before she knew it, she was dead drunk," he said. "The people from Arco were egging her on to enter the wet T-shirt contest. The next thing she knew she was in front of a bunch of people with her shirt off."
Okay, so you're saying she was forced into this chair without having any idea what was about to happen, then liquor was poured into her mouth which she was forced to swallow, and then after that she was persuaded to enter a wet-T-shirt contest during which she removed her shirt? At no point was she ever able to say "Hey, you know, I really don't want to do this, so please don't make me drink all that booze"? I'll stipulate that the business of videotaping drunk coeds who flash their boobs is sleazy. I'll concede that people do stupid things while drunk which they later regret - Lord knows I did while in college. I'm certainly thankful that none of them were caught on videotape and put up for sale. The thing is, though, no one ever forced me to get drunk. That was my choice. The dumb things that followed were therefore my responsibility. It's possible that Amber Kulhanek was coerced, and if so then the judgment is legitimate. Given that the Arco Media forfeited the issue, we'll never get to hear their cross-examination of Ms. Kulhanek, so we're left with only her version of what happened. Perhaps Arco Media will appeal, assuming you can appeal a default judgment. And given how much they were willing to spend on their legal defense, I wouldn't budget for that money just yet, Amber. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/3/2002 08:28:39 PM ----- BODY: Afghanistan and the lessons of Y2K After reading Gary Farber's thorough takedown of The Guardian's resident idiot, I got to thinking how a presumably intelligent person could be so utterly off-base. It's not so much that Mary Riddell and those like her are guaranteed to be wrong about their conclusions - the US-Iraq situation could very well turn into the kind of disaster that she seems to be rooting for - it's the way they get to those conclusions. Alarmists in general seem to be extremely adept at tailoring logic to fit their conclusions. They ignore or shout down opposing views, and when the facts come in against them, they shunt them aside and hunt for any dark cloud they can point to as proof of their inevitable correctness. We saw this behavior quite a bit in the weeks leading up to the successful invasion of Afghanistan, and I daresay we'll see more screeds like Mary's in the future if and when the US decides to act against Iraq. This line of thinking led me to another event for which doom was frequently, loudly, and incorrectly predicted. I'm speaking of the once-feared Y2K problem, in which outdated computer systems would melt down on January 1, 2000, causing worldwide chaos and destruction. I think it's instructive to look at what some of the Y2K doomsayers were saying then, and what they said afterwards when it became clear that they weren't just wrong but not even close. The Y2K doomsayers made claims like the following:
  • The scope of the problem and its potential for catastophe are bigger than the mainstream media and its anointed experts would have you think.
  • There are zillions of lines of code which may have the Y2K bug in them. Fixing this will take jillions of person hours and cost gazillions of dollars.
  • Government and business have a vested interest in downplaying the problem. Those of us who dare to question their claims and tell the truth about what's going on will be harassed and silenced.
Sound familiar? Even after January 1, 2000 came without civilization ending, most of them refused to back off their predictions. They never said that all problems would manifest themselves right away, after all. Wait and see, there will be problems later. Ed Yourdon was one of the big Y2K doomsayers. If you poke around his website, you can find some hindsight from him on this issue. On this index page, he admits he was wrong, in a roundabout way, anyway:
I was wrong about Y2K. Not about the magnitude and pervasive nature of the problem, and not about the likely consequences if millions of computer systems and embedded chips around the world had not been repaired or replaced. But I was wrong about the likelihood that enough of the repair/remediation would be finished in order to prevent serious disruptions. Indeed, it has gradually become apparent during the first few weeks and months of 2000 that Y2K has caused a number of moderate-to-serious problems in various parts of the world -- but it has not turned out to be the crisis that some of us had anticipated.
Italics his. This last sentence is a masterpiece of understatement, since the "crisis" Ed Yourdon and others anticipated was in fact the fall of the United States government amidst worldwide panic and economic catastrophe. In this essay Yourdon wrote responding to President Clinton's speech at the National Academy of Sciences in 1998, Yourdon gives a fairly clear idea of what he had anticipated:
If the lights are out, if the phones are dead, if the banks are closed, if the airplanes are not flying, and if the hospitals are not accepting patients, I can assure you that the average citizen will not be spending much time wondering whether he still has more computer power than MIT. [...] [P]lease tell the American people that several of the oil companies are terrified of the problem they face here, because many of the chips are down on the bottom of the ocean floor -- and thus incredibly difficult to find, fix, or replace. If the oil rigs shut down, our supply of oil is threatened; if we don't get enough oil, you're going to be faced with the alternative of rationing gasoline or shutting down the oil-fired electric utilities.
Yourdon goes on in the introductory essay to downplay his erroneous vision and to point to any and every glitch that did occur as vindication. It's in this essay where Yourdon shows that he truly did not and does not understand why he was wrong about Y2K. This was a postmortem look at accusations that he had been "shouting fire in a crowded theater" with his dire predictions:
In any case, we didn't know how Y2K would work out in 1998. Perhaps there are a few who can honestly say that they absolutely, positively knew that Y2K would be a non-event, but the vast majority of us had to admit, if only in private, that we wouldn't really be absolutely sure. And, in the context of this postmortem, I'm not sure if it would work out the same way -- i.e., a Y2K non-event -- if we had it all to do over again. Indeed, my mental image of the whole situation is that God flipped a coin to determine whether to decide whether to make Y2K a disaster or a non-event. This time, the coin came up heads, and God shrugged and let the world off with only a few glitches. But if we rolled the calendar back a couple years and went through the whole process again, that same coin-toss might come up tails -- in which case, God might have decided to let a few electric grids shut down, a few banks collapse, and maybe even a few airplanes fall from the sky. I know that this is an area of intense debate and controversy, and that many people are deeply convinced that there was no possible way -- no way, no-how -- for the incipient Y2K bugs to have caused a serious disaster. But there are others of us, myself included, who feel that we were incredibly lucky, and that the outcome could easily have been much, much different.
I'm now going to get to the point of this essay, in which I tell you why the Y2K bug was in fact a nonproblem, why Ed Yourdon fails miserably at understanding this, and what it all has to do with all those equally wrong doomsayers about our mission in Afghanistan. The people who forecast doom in Y2K were actually right about a few things. They were right in that the problem was widespread, and that fixing it would be a massive and expensive undertaking whose success would be in doubt. They were wrong in assuming that the problem had to be fixed, or more to the point that it had to be fixed on the problem's terms. From my experience inside the IT department of a large multinational company, the problem was largely fixed by getting rid of the problematic pieces. For example, rather than upgrade our mainframe systems that ran a non-Y2K-compliant version of VM, we migrated all the applications off it and onto client-server systems, then retired VM a good six months before 2000. This also obviated the need to edit those oft-cited millions of lines of COBOL code, since most if not all of that code lived on VM. Rather than upgrade BIOS chips on older PCs, we threw them out and installed new PCs. What's more, a lot of this work was done well before "Y2K" became part of the national consciousness. It was done as part of our normal cycle of upgrading old systems and installing new technologies. By the time we got around to creating a Y2K team (in 1997 or 98, I forget), most of the problem had already been solved. Given that, it's pretty clear that while no one could truly say what Y2K would be like, the vision of God tossing a coin is ridiculous. Ed and his ilk never clued in to the fact that they were looking at a vastly different problem than the rest of us were. Now think about the people who predicted doom when the US was preparing to invade Afghanistan and take out the Taliban. They threw around words and phrases like "quagmire", "VietNam", "failed Soviet invasion", and so forth. They talked about how the Taliban troops were master guerrila warriors who could hide in the mountains and inflict massive casualties on ground troops. They dismissed air attacks as being ineffective and vulnerable to ground-based missiles. They warned about how the locals would be against us because of the number of civilians we'd kill with our bombs. They scared us with visions of the "Arab Street" rising up to take arms around the world. In other words, they saw the strengths of the enemy and assumed we would have to fight them on their terms. They didn't give the people whose job it is to solve these problems any credit for thinking of ways to use our strengths and to fight these battles on our terms. They drew on our failures of the past without realizing that we did in fact learn from them. That their predictions were invariably wrong should surprise no one. Now I'm not saying that any future invasion of Iraq will be as quick or successful as the invasion of Afghanistan was. Nor am I saying that we've licked the whole problem in Afghanistan - we're still fighting, and we will be for the forseeable future. Many people, such as Steven den Beste and Sgt. Stryker have written intelligently and in depth about how things could go in Iraq. I just want to point out that the people who raise the loudest alarms are not necessarily the best sources for how to resolve the problems we face, usually because they're not talking about the problems we are actually facing. (By the way, Ed is working on a new book called Byte Wars, in which he discusses security, risk management, and the "strategic implications of September 11". You can read the introductory chapter here. Ed also has a blog, which he supposedly updates "most every day", though the latest entry is February 10.) There's one final thing to consider about doomsayers in general, which is that some of them are not making an honest attempt to predict the future but are instead merely rooting for the outcome they wanted. This was especially true with Y2K doomsaying, as many people interpreted the beginning of a new millennium as the beginning of the end times described in the Book of Revelations. Some people saw the possible breakdown of technology, commerce, and government as being necessary to restore God's rule on earth. Surely some people who predicted dire consequences for the United States if it invaded Afghanistan did so because they hoped to see the imperialist oppressor humbled. For these people, what was true about Afghanistan will be true about Iraq and wherever else the war on terror may lead. So what happens to these prognosticators whose forecasts turn out to be so wrong? Well, most of them seem to just keep going. No one ever remember these things, right? And surely, they figure, one of these days God's coin toss is bound to come up favorably for them. So they go on with business as usual. As this Wired article notes about Gary North, someone Yourdon frequently cited and whose web site is very different now than it was three years ago:
What will the Internet's best-known doomsayer do if Y2K results in just minor disruptions? "A few years later he'll reappear with another apocalyptic scenario," Berlet predicts.
Surely the same is also true about the Mary Riddells of the world. We would be well advised to keep that in mind. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/3/2002 08:28:12 PM ----- BODY: I was going to comment on the recent spate of sequels to classic animated Disney movies, but Oliver Willis beat me to it. What he said. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/3/2002 11:41:05 AM ----- BODY: The Chronicle has endorsed Dan Morales in the Democratic primary for Governor. This is unlikely to mean anything, since the Chron is a lead-pipe cinch to back Governor Goodhair in November, and since Tony Sanchez is virtually certain to be the Democratic candidate anyway. There are a couple of sentences from this endorsement which interest me:
...the party needs a strong gubernatorial candidate who has more than deep pockets with which to unite and energize the party. ...his record of service to the state is long, substantial and familiar.
In other words, the Chron prefers the experienced professional who has a clue about how our state government works to the rich, folksy outsider businessman who wants to buy his way into office. Seems reasonable. Except, of course, when the rich, folksy outsider businessman is a Republican and the experienced professional with a clue is a Democrat. You know, like in 1990 when they endorsed Clayton Williams over Ann Richards and in 1994 when it was Dubya over Ann. Some things are more important than having a clue, after all. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/3/2002 11:38:06 AM ----- BODY: The dog who didn't bark More interesting than the Chron's endorsement of Dan Morales is their strange silence regarding the Republican primary for US House District 22, which is Tom DeLay's home base. Their master list of endorsements from last week includes a pick in the District 22 Democratic primary, but as of today they've not given their blessing to either DeLay or challenger Michael Fjetland. You may say that the Chron has better things to do than to waste ink on a race between a longtime officeholder who's never been seriously challenged for reelection and a no-name opponent with an axe to grind. (*) Maybe, but the Chron did bother to endorse Sheila Jackson Lee against her community-activist opponent. Why Sheila and not Tom? The Chron has bashed DeLay several times in recent memory, mostly for his anti-rail stances. That sort of thing has never before stopped them from lining up behind a well-known incumbent, especially one who is a strong ally of a member of the Bush family. Maybe I'm reading too much into this. Maybe they haven't gotten to it yet. Whatever the reason, I find it odd. (*) - Fjetland ran against DeLay in 2000 and got 17% of the vote in the primary. Later, he sent a letter to DeLay saying he wouldn't run against him if DeLay helped him get a job in the Bush administration. Apparently, he wanted to be US Trade Representative, or US Ambassador to the United Nations. You know, something small. DeLay, not too surprisingly, put this request in the round file. All this is in today's Voter's Guide section, whose online version is either infuriatingly slow or down. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/3/2002 11:37:25 AM ----- BODY: Have office, will run One of the things I like about the primary season is the annual game of finding the perennial candidates. The Republicans have one who makes it more of a challenge to spot him because he runs under a different name each time. I speak of Sam Texas, also known as Sam Fayad, Texas Sam Fayad, and Sam Texas Fayad, now running for the Republican spot in State Senate District 15. He claims to have officially changed his name this time, but the Chron sees through his little ploy. Sam, a word of advice. If you want to fool voters by presenting them with an appealing name, why not go all out? Call yourself "Sam Houston Texas" or "George Bush Texas" or "God Bless Texas". Think big, man. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/2/2002 09:16:33 PM ----- BODY: Damn, that was fast We got an offer on our house today, a mere five days after the For Sale sign went up. It's in the ballpark pricewise, and the prospective buyer already has a contract on his house and wants to close on April 15, two weeks before our contingency contract expires. This is a good thing, albeit a bit head-spinning in its alacrity. We'll be consulting with our broker tomorrow and will make our counteroffer. It would be awfully nice to put this to bed before we go on vacation later this month. Stay tuned. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/2/2002 09:13:26 PM ----- BODY: The Linda Lay Award for Sycophantic Interview Least Likely to Generate Hometown Sympathy goes to Jeff Skilling for his pathetic appearance on Larry King Live. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/2/2002 09:08:02 PM ----- BODY: Life is hard, but life is hardest when you're dumb And to think that the Brits call Dubya a dummy. Here's the latest wisdom from Prince Philip:
LONDON -- No one would ever accuse him of political correctness. In his long career as Queen Elizabeth II's consort, the Duke of Edinburgh has mastered the princely gaffe with ill-considered remarks about Indians, Scots, women and deaf people, among others. The tongue that spares none struck again Friday. During a tour of Australia to mark his wife's Golden Jubilee, Prince Philip added Aborigines to his verbal hit list when he asked a tribal leader, "Do you still throw spears at each other?" William Brim, the entrepreneur whom the prince addressed, replied politely that, no, they didn't do that anymore, and he told reporters in Queensland that he was more surprised than offended by the question.
-------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/2/2002 09:03:29 PM ----- BODY: An Austin judge has cleared the way for the 55 MPH speed limit signs to go up starting on Monday. I had an argument wiht my friend and coworker Andrea about this on Friday. She believes the lower speed limit will help acheive the NOX reductions for which it is intended, as well as reducing auto fatalities. I'll stipulate to the safety benefits of a lower speed limit, but unless the cops are out in force writing tickets, I don't think too many people will really drive slower. The 55 MPH speed limit was routinely ignored when it was the law of the land. I see no reason why people will go along with it now that they're used to going faster. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/2/2002 08:56:22 PM ----- BODY: Gary Farber makes a good point about Matthew Engler's much-derided Guardian piece about The Olive Garden, which is that Brits have a legitimate beef with the timing of our entry into WWI and WWII. Check it out. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/1/2002 04:36:32 PM ----- BODY: House update Well, things are really moving along. We have a signed contingency agreement on the house we want, which means we've put up earnest money. On Wednesday we did an inspection of the new house. It's in pretty good shape, but there are some issues. The roof is 15 years old and will need repair or replacement soon. The cooktop in the kitchen doesn't have a shutoff switch. There's a support beam that needs repair. Nothing that can't be fixed, but we're likely to do some further haggling on price. The owners of the house now live in Michigan. A former neighbor of theirs, a woman who buys fixer-uppers and renovates them for resale, is currently housesitting. She gave us a lot of practical advice about the place, which we greatly appreciated. She also told us that there hasn't been an offer on this house before ours, which makes me more confident about further price negotiations. In the meantime, our house is now officially on the market. The For Sale sign went up on Tuesday, and the first prospective customer came by yesterday. Dealing with the dog is an issue, since Tiffany and I are both at work some 20 minutes away during the day, but our broker has a good relationship with Harry and has volunteered to swing by and take him for a walk when the house is to be shown. Harry is fully recovered from his little accident though he did have some nausea from the anesthetic. We've had to reassure a few neighbors that we're not leaving the area. Everyone knows the house we're buying, and they've all expressed happiness for us. Today our broker put out pull sheets for the house. He told us that the first few dozen would be taken by people in the area, but we knew that from our own experience. Looking at houses and going to open-house showings is practically a spectator sport around here. It's a bit weird looking at advertising for your own home. There's something unreal about the pictures. I can't put my finger on it. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/1/2002 02:57:09 PM ----- BODY: Monica Undercover Normally, the best reason to read Ann Hodges, the Chronicle's bluenosed critic - she makes the Church Lady seem hip - is to take whatever it is she's haughtily condemning and set the VCR accordingly. However, for once I've got to agree with her. I can't think of any good reason to watch Monica in Black and White on HBO's America Undercover. It doesn't even hold ten-car-pileup fascination for me. Sorry, babe. Your fifteen minutes expired back in 1998. Go get a job and leave us nice folks alone. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 3/1/2002 11:38:57 AM ----- BODY: Quality Entertainment Dept. Tonya Harding will take on Amy Fisher in the Fox Network's Celebrity Boxing special. to be broadcast on March 13. The undercard, as it were, will feature Danny "Partridge" Bonaduce versus Barry "Greg Brady" Williams. What surprises me is that no one at Fox thought to pair this up with their May sweeps special Who Wants to Pose for Playboy. I mean, do these two have "double feature" written all over them or what? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/28/2002 05:18:54 PM ----- BODY: O Stephanie, where art thou? I'll add my name to the growing chorus of folks who've greatly enjoyed Stephanie Dupont's extended guest-hosting of Brian Linse's blog. I haven't seen anyone else say this, so I'll say it: Brian, when you get back to LA, do whatever you can to convince Stephanie to start her own blog. I guarantee it'll get permalinked all over the place (except maybe by the Samizdata folks). Dark clouds may be looming, however. Via the Insolvent Republic of Blogistan, we find that the Illuminated Donkey is questioning Stephanie's existence. C'mon folks - just because someone can't be tracked down via Google doesn't mean he or she is a ghost. I admit, at first I thought Brian might be pulling a joke on us, but no more. I believe in Stephanie, and so should you. UPDATE: Kathy Kinsley has also suggested that Stephanie get her own blog when Brian returns. UPDATE: Gary Farber and Bill Quick are also insisting Stephanie is a hoax, most likely Brian in drag. They cite Brian's friendship with Kinky Friedman and the fact that "Stephanie Dupont" is a character in some of the Kinkster's novels. Well, from one good American to another (*), I say why can't this merely be a nom du blog? If it turns out Brian has hoaxed me, I'll admit it and congratulate him. In the meantime, I say viva Stephanie. * - See here and scroll down a bit. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/28/2002 05:13:56 PM ----- BODY: Teaching intolerance There's been a fair amount of bloggage regarding this article in the WaPo about Islamic schools in America. I'm as alarmed as the next guy, but not because gasp we've suddenly discovered such things in our midst. No, my discomfort about these schools is the same as my discomfort about many religious schools. The problem I have with these schools is that they teach a distorted and frequently intolerant worldview. The fact that these specific schools are Islamic makes no real difference to me. Here's an example from the article:
[T]hey file into their Islamic studies class, where the textbooks tell them the Day of Judgment can't come until Jesus Christ returns to Earth, breaks the cross and converts everyone to Islam, and until Muslims start attacking Jews.
It's not the particulars that bother me as much as the us-versus-them underpinnings. I still remember a tale from my Catholic school days in which a "Moslem" king threatens to kill all Christians in the kingdom. At one point, he calls his staff into the throne room and demands that all Christians step forward. Fifteen people do so. "And do you wish to remain Christians?" he demands. "Yes" they say, at which point the king orders their executions. It was presented as a story of heroic martyrdom, where the best thing we little Catholics could do was die for our faith. The rather unflattering view of "Moslems" it gave us was left unspoken, but nonetheless it was pretty clear. Admittedly, we weren't exhorted to become suicide bombers, but the bottom line message is the same: We're right and they're wrong, and you're better off dying than becoming one of them. I guess I see a lot of religious schools as being inherently isolationist, and I believe that isolated people are more likely to be xenophobic. Of course every parent should teach their children morals and values, and every parent should want to shield their children from inappropriate aspects of our popular culture, but at what point do you cross over into demonizing values and cultures that are not your own? At what point do you become like the people of a small town who can't understand why some people don't want to be forced to pray like the rest of them do. I don't want to make the same mistake that I'm accusing others of here and demonize all religious education. Religious education is generally a good and healthy thing, and even if I don't much care for it, it's as American as the First Amendment so I can take my dislike and stuff it. Besides, as I just pointed out in the links above, one doesn't have to go to a private school to be isolated from Others. But I will always worry about people who grow up never knowing anyone who isn't like them, for it will be easier for them to believe whatever they are told about those people. You may be starting to suspect an ulterior motive on my part. You're right - I mean this as a defense against that bane of right-wingers known as "multiculturalism". The multi-cultis deserve a lot of the criticism they get, for their excessive relativism and their own peculiar brand of demonization, but the vision of multiculturalism is a good thing. It's a reminder that there's more than one valid viewpoint out there and that not everyone has your experiences and perspective. In short, The World Is A Big Place. We shouldn't lose sight of the fact that this was what the multi-cultis originally intended to teach us. I had the good fortune to eventually get into an excellent public intermediate school (that's "middle school" for some of you) and then into Stuyvesant High School, which was an incredible melting pot in addition to being a damn fine place to learn. Once I figured out that not everyone was Catholic - my first year in public school I gave Christmas cards to a fair number of Jewish kids because I didn't know any better - I did fine. Going to college in Texas was further exposure to different perspectives and backgrounds. I like to think that I'm a better person for the experience. I like to think that more people could benefit from similar experiences. That, in a nutshell, is the discomfort I have with sheltering children in overly controlled environments. The particulars of the environment don't make much difference. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/28/2002 05:13:28 PM ----- BODY: It's Official The Ballpark Soon To Be Formerly Known As Enron Field is now officially The Ballpark Formerly Known As Enron Field. Enron will get some money back in the bargain. As long as none of it goes to Lay, Skilling, or Fastow, I'm OK with that. I don't particularly care if stadium's name is bought and paid for. For $100 million over 30 years, I'd have gladly called myself "Charles Kuffner, brought to you by Enron". But would it kill anyone to leave the name as "Astros Field", or deity forbid, "The Ballpark at Union Station" for this season? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/28/2002 05:13:13 PM ----- BODY: Speaking of bought and paid for According to this story in the Chron, "[a] $100,000 donation from Democratic gubernatorial candidate Tony Sanchez's bank in 2000 helped fund Republican efforts to retain control of the U.S. Senate". You know, I'm as desperate as any Texas Democrat to get a few of our folks back into state office. I just have a hard time believing that Tony Sanchez is actually one of us. I'll still vote for him if he wins the primary - I really dislike Governor Goodhair, and I'm that big a tool - but I'm not gonna like it. I really wish Dan Morales had thrown his hat into this ring a bit earlier, instead of flirting with the Senate race. Alas. At least Texas isn't the only state with questionable gubernatorial candidates. Read about Ginger's adventures with California's Spammin' Secretary of State, Bill Jones. Hey, all you LA Bloggers - what do you know about this guy? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/27/2002 03:51:56 PM ----- BODY: Road fees Fritz Schranck has some good stuff about how we pay for roads. Check it out. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/27/2002 03:51:29 PM ----- BODY: I Am Not A Crook Jeff Skilling denies all in his testimony to the Senate. What a scuzzball. This is my favorite bit:
In Tuesday's hearing, Skilling clashed with senators over his stock sales, repeatedly blamed auditor Arthur Andersen for signing off on questionable accounting transactions, and told disbelieving lawmakers he could not recall receiving $5.6 million in bonuses from Enron.
Compare this to the redoubtable Stephanie Dupont:
Now for my one political thought that the whole world can click on. I once won $1000 in a Super Bowl pool. God bless the Cowboys! I remember that like it was yesterday. How come Jeff Skilling can't remember getting 6 million dollars?
You said it. Hell, when I was 10 I won a football helmet in a neighborhood raffle. That was over 25 years ago, and I still remember it. Skilling lies like a cheap rug. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/27/2002 03:51:03 PM ----- BODY: Coming to a neighborhood near you Wendy's International has bought a 45% interest in Houston restaurant chain Cafe Express. Cafe Express is a "fast-casual" restaurant. Watch that phrase, I think you'll be hearing it again.
Cafe Express is Wendy's first investment in the fast-casual restaurant business. The term "fast-casual" refers to a growing market in the industry, combining the casual dining of a restaurant like Chili's or Friday's with the self-service, walk-up concept. Robert Del Grande, president of Cafe Express, said he was told by Wendy's CEO Jack Schuessler that the fast-casual market is "just beginning. It's teeny now, but it's going to be huge, and he expects it to grow exponentially."
I'm actually surprised that there isn't more of this already. I don't know if Houston is a trendsetter here, but we also have Eatzi's for high-end takeout, and the Amazon Grill, a single-location competitor to Cafe Express in the "fast-casual" market. Good food, low prices, quick service - hey, Virginia Postrel, is this The Future or what? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/27/2002 03:50:06 PM ----- BODY: Trying to understand Amy Last night Tiffany and I watched Judging Amy, the Amy Brennerman vehicle on CBS. T has seen a few eps, but I'd never watched it. It wasn't bad - decent writing, good cast, and Tyne Daly's a hoot - but I was scratching my head at the ending. Amy spends the episode in a funk, partly because the guy she most recently went out with (and apparently slept with, though this wasn't clear) hadn't called for four days. She mopes and makes with the man-hating and then at the end of the episode (and two more days have passed) she gets a large bouquet of roses from this guy. Reading the card makes her very happy. Are you kidding me? Sending flowers after being completely incommunicado for six days isn't sweet and romantic, it's manipulative. Other than being comatose, what could this guy have been doing that he couldn't pick up a phone and say "Hi, I just wanted to let you know that I had a really good time and I want to see you again"? There's a word for people who fall for this sort of thing: Sucker. I did a lot of stupid, pathetic things when I was single, so maybe this is just too close to home for me. Still, I don't understand it. If I were Amy, I'd sure like to know what he'd been up to and why he thought this was better than just calling after a day or so. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/27/2002 03:49:26 PM ----- BODY: Tribute to The Bear No, not Bryant. I'm talking about Don Haskins, the longtime coach at UTEP (formerly Texas Western), who made history by winning the 1966 NCAA men's basketball championship with an all-black starting lineup. The team they beat was Kentucky, coached by Adolph Rupp. Rupp was, to put it charitably, behind the times on racial matters - it would be three more years before Kentucky featured a black player. Anyway, Jerry Izenberg wrote this nice tribute to Haskins. It's not true that UTEP has never competed for any other championships - their track and field team is a perennial power - but no matter. Go read and enjoy. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/26/2002 08:50:27 PM ----- BODY: Had a minor dog emergency this afternoon while taking Harry for his afternoon walk. He usually walks on my left, and sometimes when the leash goes slack his right foreleg will step over it, making it necessary to untangle him. I must have pulled on the leash while it was like this, and somehow the clip that holds the choke chain got attached to his paw. It's the kind of clip that you push in at an angle to release, rather than the vertical kind, which meant that any attempt to remove it made it worse. I tried, but the pain made Harry resist. I wound up having to carry him to the car (he's only 45 pounds, but it's harder than you think to carry a dog that weight, especially when he whines and writhes when he gets jostled) and off to the vet we went. They had to give him a sedative/painkiller to remove the clip. He's walking without a limp, but has been less active than usual (a hangover from the sedative) and whining more than usual. He's even refused a Milk-Bone, which is like Tom DeLay turning down soft money. He must really be out of sorts. Poor Harry. I guess today wouldn't be a good day to trade places with him. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/26/2002 08:35:38 PM ----- BODY: More woes for the 55 MPH speed limit Governor Rick "Goodhair" Perry is asking pollution officials to look for alternatives to lowering the speed limit. This just gets more and more entertaining. One thing to keep in mind is that average speed on Houston highways during peak hours is nowhere near 55 MPH, let alone 65 or 70. Take a look at the historic freeway travel times on the Texas A&M Realtime Traffic Map of Houston and see for yourself. I know that lowering the speed limit is only part of the solution, and it's one that's easiest to implement, but let's not lose sight of where the real action is. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/26/2002 08:34:09 PM ----- BODY: If you care about your kids, you'll read my blog Today while at the bank I heard a political ad on the radio which began "I want the best for my children. That's why I'm voting for..." Is it too late to stick an amendment in the Shays-Meehan bill that makes it a capital crime to imply that a vote for the other guy makes you an unfit parent? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/26/2002 08:32:56 PM ----- BODY: The Andrea Yates trial I've avoided commenting on Houston's other big story, mostly because I'm conflicted about it. What Andrea Yates did was horrible, but I don't believe that killing her is in the interests of justice. I think we can all agree that Andrea Yates is ill. Her attorneys are going for an insanity defense, but this is a tall order. According to Texas law, you must "at the time of the conduct charged...not know that [your] conduct was wrong". However sick Yates is and was, revelations that she considered using a knife to kill her children don't make it easy to conclude that she didn't know what she was doing at the time. I think what really bothers me about this whole thing is how polarized discussion of it has been from the beginning. Wanting to understand how this could happen and how we could prevent it from happening again does not mean wanting to absolve Andrea Yates from all blame. Questioning the appropriateness of the death penalty in this case does not mean that one wants to see Yates walk out of the courtroom with her freedom and a lifetime supply of Zoloft. There's a difference between what Andrea Yates did and what, say, Susan Smith did, and it's not in the number of dead children. Ask yourself this question: If Yates' erratic and ultimately lethal behavior had been caused by a brain tumor, would you feel differently about her? If the answer is yes, then why is postpartum psychosis and schizophrenia not enough to mitigate your emotions? In The New Republic, Michelle Cottle proposes sterilizing Andrea Yates as part of her sentence. This is a can of worms in a tar baby on a slippery slope, but it's hard to argue that another Yates pregnancy would be in any way a good thing. I'm having a hard time resisting the urge to say "And while you're at it, let's fix Rusty Yates, too." Like I said, I'm conflicted. I'm sure glad I wasn't called to be on this jury, though I daresay they'd have voir-dired my butt out of there. It will be interesting to see what the jurors have to say after the trial, regardless of the verdict. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/25/2002 03:45:27 PM ----- BODY: There's a cheap West University Place Police joke in there somewhere Justin Slotman says that the IRoB is still ranked for the Google searches on "Jaime Sale nude". Well, I was getting a lot of Google hits on "Elena Berezhnaya nude", but alas, I seem to have dropped out of contention. On the other hand, I'm still getting hits on "Robert Gordon University naked", thanks to this post. It's good to know that I have such a high quality readership. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/25/2002 12:00:08 PM ----- BODY: Suburban smut smackdown! Some time ago I wrote about the hapless Chief of Police in West University Place and his suspension for having surfed to smut sites on the Web. Seems the loss of pay is the least of his worries, as the West U Soccer Mom Mafia is calling for his resignation. As Michael recently said about a New Zealand judge in the same predicament, one wonders if these suburban paragons of virtue are all huffy because the police chief was neglecting his duties (for a total of 20 minutes, as the original story makes clear), or because they think people who look at nekkid pictures are icky and should go back under whatever rock from which they first emerged. Would they still be out for his scalp if it had come to light that he had similar tastes at the video store as Clarence Thomas? How does this make him unqualified for his job? The West U Police Department doesn't even have a vice squad. The fact that this story was reported by a society columnist should tell you all you need to know. Good luck in your next job, chief. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/24/2002 06:20:23 PM ----- BODY: Satire takes another body blow Cleveland Indians pitcher John Rocker, best known for his sensitive commentary on racial and sexual relations, will portray a crazed killer in a new movie. The film, called "The Greenskeeper", is the type of film that also features a Playboy model and a radio "personality", so I don't think they'll be on any Oscar short lists. The producers are looking for a national distributor, otherwise it's straight to video. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/24/2002 06:19:57 PM ----- BODY: Satellite subversion Glenn Kinen points to this excellent article in the NY Times Sunday magazine about NITV and its subversive pro-American broadcasts to Iran. I sure hope they can find a sugar daddy to help them keep up the good work. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/24/2002 10:43:53 AM ----- BODY: Slobogoogling: Sonja Myers Matt Welch has been all over the Free Slobodan Milosevic petition which has been signed by over 1300 people. He suggested that bloggers start Googling these folks to see what else they've said and done. Well, David Janes has put up a more detailed list of the signees, from which I see that a few call Houston home. I thought I'd check out a couple of my more interesting neighbors to see what history they have with Slobo. First, there's Sonja Myers. She apparently likes writing letters to the editor. Here's one she sent to the Ottawa Sun. I'm personally fond of this quote, regarding the NATO bombing:
The jury is still out on the intent and consequences of NATO's war and history would doubtless make the adequate judgement
Would that jury have anything to do with the OJ verdict? I'm just asking. Here's an unpublished letter to the NY Times. Guess it wasn't fit to print. Sonja has been an active opinion writer to the Houston Chronicle. A search of the Chron archives showed three letters in 1993 and two op-ed pieces in 1995. Most recent was a letter from December, 2000. Chron archives require registration so I can't easily link them. I'll quote from them instead. Letter to the editor, 5/5/93:
The conflict in Bosnia is largely the result of outside interference in the internal affairs of Yugoslavia. Germany in particular greatly contributed to the present problems by encouraging Croatia and Slovenia to declare their independence and then pressuring the European Economic Community and the United States to support the move.
Those darned outside agitators. Serbia would've been such a peaceful place had it not been for them. Letter to the editor, 8/16/93:
Taking sides in a three-way civil war is the worst thing the United States can do. Someone should tell our government that, among other things, bombing of the Bosnian Serbs will: Not help but ruin the peace negotiations in Geneva. Not bring peace to the region, but incite a long-term war. Damage and close the existing humanitarian supply routes. Bring about more killings of innocent civilians -- the Croats, the Muslims and the Serbs -- due to their close proximity to the front lines. Cause a permanent rift between the United States, its NATO allies in Europe and the United Nations. Upset the delicate balance in the U.S. relationship with Russia.
Here's Chuck's Sure-Fire Handy-Dandy Never-Fail Advice For Prognosticators: Always wait until after the event you're forecasting has occurred before you make pronouncements about what will happen. It's less embarrassing that way. Letter to the editor, 12/3/93:
Thanks to [...] the media, we are led to forget the fact that the people of Serbia are innocent. Compassion for human suffering, if genuine, is not limited to any particular nation or group of people. We should ask ourselves why is the Bosnian Muslim population more deserving of the sympathy of the world then the suffering peoples of any other nation including Georgia (in the former Soviet Union) or Serbia.
Um, maybe because they were being ethnically cleansed? Just a guess. Sonja started writing op-ed pieces for the Chron in 1995. She wrote one on 3/16/95 which, for some odd reason, I couldn't find in the Chron's archives. There were a couple of links in the Google search that seemed to point to this article as well, but they were all dead. Coincidence? You decide. Anyway, the first op-ed piece drew four letters in response, three of which were critical. Here's one letter in response, dated 3/21/95 by Zvonimir Milas:
In her March 16 Outlook article, "Bosnian Serbs, too, have vowed: "Never again,' " Sonja Myers attempts to justify the genocide committed by Serbs on Croats and Muslims during the last four years of Serbia's aggression on Croatia and Bosnia-Herzegovina. She depicts Serbs as victims of Croats and Muslims during World War II. She distorts the WWII statistics, in a similar way that the former communist-dominated Yugoslavia had done for nearly 50 years to justify Serbian dominance over all other nationalities in that country. In that war, however, there were massive exterminations of Croats and Muslims by Serbs which continued after the war ended. But in that totalitarian, communist Yugoslavia ruled by Serbs, even to mention the Serbian actions resulted in imprisonment, exile or worse.
Her next op-ed article was on 6/10/95:
Contrary to the current popular belief, there is a solution to end the civil war in Bosnia. It is the same solution that could have prevented the war. It requires applying the same moral principles and affording equal treatment to all sides, including the Serbs. A short trip to the library would reveal that the Serbs in Bosnia have a case: their legitimate rights and concerns to be heard, acknowledged and respected. This would open the way to meaningful negotiations and secure necessary Serb concessions for a long-term political settlement and peace in the Balkans. The alternatives are too awful to even contemplate.
Sometimes, as Dogbert once said, no sarcastic remark seems adequate. Her most recent letter to the editor was on 12/5/00. I quote it in full because it's a bit bizarre:
My entire family in Belgrade demonstrated for days demanding that Slobodan Milosevic accept the results of the presidential elections and concede defeat to his opponent, Vojislav Kostunica. The ruling party used election officials, courts and the media - all run by Milosevic's political party - to deny victory to Kostunica. The main weapon for manipulating public opinion was to call the people of Serbia "traitors, bandits and mobsters," and swear that the "will of the people," the "fair and accurate vote recount" and the "rule of law" should prevail. Many Serbs and those who followed news reports on the Yugoslav elections probably had a strong sense of deja vu regarding the 2000 U.S. presidential election as they watched the "ruling party" and its operatives manipulate public opinion, pressure the courts to change existing laws, harass and threaten election boards to do all they could to change the bad outcome for their Democratic candidate, Al Gore. History has a weird sense of humor, but in my wildest dreams I could not have imagined that the actions and intentions of the power-obsessed Milosevic could have been matched up exactly to the last dirty trick by America's Democratic Party and its candidate for the presidency.
What can I say? There were not that many results in Google for Sonja Myers. Most of them point back to the Free Slobo petition or refer to one of her published or unpublished editorials. The Houston Chronicle archives were the most useful resource. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/24/2002 10:40:35 AM ----- BODY: Slobogoogling: Stan Goff Stan Goff, as nearly everything written by or about him always says, is a retired US Special Forces Master Sergeant. He's written a book called Hideous Dream: A Soldier's Memoir of the U.S. Invasion of Haiti. I'm not qualified to comment on this book, but surely someone else out there is. (Paging Sgt. Stryker. Please pick up the white courtesy phone.) Stan has apparently been busy in the antiwar camp since 9/11. Here's the text of a speech he gave at a "teach-in" (oooh, coopted 1960s rhetoric!) at the University of North Carolina on 9/17/01. You can read this in HTML here. We see that whatever talent Stan may have as a military historian, he's pretty lousy as a pundit:
"Since the attacks of September 11th, we have seen the unfolding of a national ritual denunciation of this crime that is much more than an expression of outrage and sadness. A disciplined military-financial-industrial press is harmonizing us in this ritual, and the orchestra director is theBush regime. Failure to participate is being constructed as heresy. Heresy includes:
  1. The failure to call for war or support out leaders when they call for war
  2. The denial that this can be reduced to a test between good and evil
  3. The refusal to accept official explanations
  4. The temerity to suggest that our own rulers have committed equally offensive actions
  5. And finally, that our own financial, political, military, and intelligence establishments bear a portion of the blame.
There is a new McCarthyism emerging here, and a new loyalty oath along with it."
Yeah, yeah, we know, the poor oppressed antiwar demonstrators. Been there, done that. Next up is an article from 10/20/01, in which Stan discloses the real reason for the attacks and the US response. I'll give you a hint: it's all a Big Conspiracy! Involving oil! Which we're running out of! So we need to control the supply!
"The left, if it has the capacity to self-organize out of its oblivion, needs to understand its critical roles here. We have to play the role of credible, hard-working, and non-sectarian partners in a broader peace-movement. We have to study, synthesize, and describe our current historical conjuncture. And we have to prepare leadership for the decisive conflict that will emerge to first defeat fascism then take political power."
Too bad you didn't do any of these things. I'll give the man props for vocabulary, though - he actually used the word "klavern" to describe President Bush's senior leadership team. Here's an interview conducted on 11/5/01 with someone named Mike McCormick. All I have to say is someone needs to explain the concept of "paragraphs" to whoever transcribed this. Here's an excerpt from and plug for his book, Hideous Dream: A Soldier's Memoir of the U.S. Invasion of Haiti (ISBN: 1887128638; only two left in stock at Amazon, so hurry up and order). It's in a Marxism-Feminism list archive at csf.colorado.edu. The joke is left as an exercise for the reader. I searched the Chron archives but found no matches for "Stan Goff", "Stanley Goff", or "Hideous Dream", so either he's not from the Bayou City or he's not a letter-writer like Sonja Myers. There were quite a few pages' worth of results in Google on Stan, but I think this gives the basic gist of who he is. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/23/2002 04:58:45 PM ----- BODY: Officially Recognized Religions Gary Farber has a nice piece about John Ashcroft's recent remarks, in which our breastphobic Attorney General says
"Civilized people -- Muslims, Christians and Jews -- all understand that the source of freedom and human dignity is the Creator. Civilized people of all religious faiths are called to the defense of His creation. We are a nation called to defend freedom -- a freedom that is not the grant of any government or document, but is our endowment from God."
Ashcroft groups Christianity, Judaism, and Islam under the "civilized faith" umbrella a few more times in the prepared statement. I find it very interesting that people like Ashcroft now seem to be going out of their way to include Muslims when speaking positively about religion and people of faith. Anyone else remember when the watchword among the religious right was "Judeo-Christian"? Well, apparently Muslims have made the big leagues. I'm willing to bet that while this lexical change began before 9/11, it's really become noticeable since. One can take this as sincere outreach by people who have traditionally had a very narrow view of morality, or one can take it as crass pandering to a group of voters that generally went to Bush in 2000. Either way, it's interesting. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/23/2002 02:50:04 PM ----- BODY: Righteous show Went and saw the Asylum Street Spankers last night with some friends. What a totally kickass show that was. Having Guy Forsyth play with them helps get them back in touch with their bluesier side. It's worth the price of admission just to hear Guy and Christina Marrs sing "If You Want Me To Love You", which featured different (but still hilarious) lyrics from what's on the Nasty Novelties CD. We were joined at our table by Ted Barlow and his fiancee Leslie. They were excellent table companions. There's no reserved seating at Rudyard's so we all arrived around 8 PM to ensure we could sit (wise decision - it was standing room only well before the band started playing at 10). We had plenty of time to enjoy chatting and getting acquainted. Turns out they live fairly close to me. Since Ginger is also my neighbor, I guess that means there's an Axis of Left-Leaning Bloggers here in the greater Heights area. All in all, a rousingly good time. The Spankers rock. Chuck-Bob says check it out. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/22/2002 04:05:12 PM ----- BODY: Ask me a hard one next time Craig at Page Fault Interrupt asks: If there really were such a thing as reincarnation, would you rather come back as a Saudi woman or as an American dog? Dude. Anyone who could ask that question isn't a dog owner. There are plenty of days when I'd happily trade places with my dog. It's no contest. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/22/2002 03:50:28 PM ----- BODY: Many naugas died to bring you that chair Earlier this week Tiffany attended the ninth annual Houston Heritage Society Attic Sale. It's basically a big garage sale thrown by Ladies Who Lunch as a fundraiser for the Heritage Museum. While at said sale, Tiffany found and bought an easy chair/ottoman set. Not just any easy chair/ottoman set, mind you, but a lime green naugahyde easy chair/ottoman set. One of the differences between Tiffany and me is that despite three-plus years of marriage, I'm still comfortably in touch with my Inner Bachelor. If I found a lime green naugahyde easy chair/ottoman set at a garage sale for a good price, I'd happily put them in my house. I'm pretty much impervious to irony and rolled eyeballs from my mother in matters like that. Hey, it's a comfy chair, I got it at a good price, and it fits in my living room. And it came with an ottoman - bonus! Tiffany, of course, being a person of Style and Taste, plans on recovering them with fabric that will go with the overall motif of whatever room we wind up putting them in. This will, we hope, be after we move into the new house as there's no place for them in the current house. I'm not sure what she plans on doing with them in the meantime, but I'm sure she has something in mind. As far as the new house goes, we've settled on a price and will go forward with signing another large wad of legal documents. The inspection is next, which may yield an additional bargaining chip or two. Stay tuned. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/21/2002 05:43:16 PM ----- BODY: Good news and bad news Ginger talks about the sad state of computer documentation, and wonders how one can redirect mail in Outlook. I have good news and bad news for you, Ginger. It looks like it can be done, but as if often the case with Microsoft, it depends. I dinked around in my Outlook 2000 client at work, and in the Rules Wizard there is an option to "redirect" mail (as opposed to "forward" mail) to another person. I didn't finish off this rule - more on that in a minute - but it seems to me that this would do what you and David Pogue would want, as it seems like the equivalent of setting an alternate recipient on the mailbox via Exchange Admin. The bad news is that this can only be done as a server-side rule. Most of the rules on my profile say "client only", and when I tried to add a rule to test this out, it refused since I was apparently trying to add a client-side rule. Of course, with Outlook, it's impossible to tell how and why rules are client- or server-side. I do have one server-side rule on this profile, so I know I can test this out, but I'll probably build a new profile and test it out on that instead. I'll let you know if I succeed. And you do need Outlook 2000 - a warning popped up when I picked the "redirect" criterion to make sure I knew that. You'd think the software would know its own version...oh, let's not go there. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/21/2002 05:11:59 PM ----- BODY: Unsafe at any speed Matt Welch recently pointed out a bizarre interview in the Chicago Tribune with Ralph Nader. I don't normally do this sort of thing, but I think this deserves some deconstructing. I'm going to quote selectively, so go to the link above if you want to see the whole thing.
Q. You write that people who accused you of merely taking votes away from Gore missed the point. What was the point? A. The point was to build a broad-based political movement that transcended any single election. [...]
Call me Mister Obvious, but in order to build a broad-based political movement, one must have a political platform with broad appeal. How many moderates and conservatives found Ralph and his merry band of WTO-protesting kiddies to be appealing? Ralph was skimming from the left end of the Democratic party. There's no broad base in that.
Q. Did you accomplish your goal? A. The first stage, certainly. When was the last time any progressive party got 3 million votes? [...]
It's a bit disingenuous of Ralph to proclaim success here, since before the election the Greenies were talking big about getting 5% of the vote and qualifying for federal funds in 2004. They wound up with 2.7% of the vote instead. That's one out of thirty-seven. I'm willing to bet that if you rounded up thirty-seven random voters, you could find at least one who believes that Elvis is alive, that space aliens are being autopsied in Nevada right now, or that God planted dinosaur bones around the globe to fool us into thinking the earth was more than 6000 years old. Or perhaps that Ralph Nader was a viable Presidential candidate. To answer his question, I suppose that depends on one's definition of "progressive", but allowing a subjective response would be 1996, when Ross Perot and the Reform Party got 8 million votes. In 1992, Perot got nearly 20 million. And, for your beloved young people who've probably never heard of him, in 1980 John Anderson got 5.7 million votes. (Thanks to David Leip's excellent US Election Atlas for the data.) In case you're curious, Ralph, they all got more votes than you because they had broad appeal.
Q. What is the biggest impediment to the rise of a progressive third party in this country? A. One is the winner-take-all mentality. If people don't think you can win, they won't vote for you. [...]
Yes, it's shocking how people would rather vote for someone who has a chance of actually acheiving office, where they might be able to do some good. How much better it is to vote for a surefire loser who is pure in heart. After all, someone who never gets elected will never disappoint you by compromising or making decisions with which you disagree because it's in the greater interest. Noble failure is so romantic, isn't it?
Q. Would you rather Al Gore had won? A. The similarities between the two towered over dwindling differences, so I was indifferent to whether Bush or Gore won. [...]
Ralph's thing all along has been how Bush and Gore are essentially the same. Let's check a few issues and see if they're the same or not, shall we?
  • Abortion? Different.
  • Gun control? Different.
  • Huge tax cuts which skew towards the upper income brackets? Different.
  • Privatizing Social Security? Different.
  • School vouchers? Different.
  • Drilling in the ANWR? Different.
I could go on, but this point has been made many times before. Even if you minimize all of these things, let's not forget that if Gore had won, John Aschroft would be just another talking head on Fox News. 'Nuff said.
Q. Would you have made an effective wartime president? A. This war would never have happened had I been president, because for 30 years we have had an aviation safety group, and we have been urging the airlines to toughen cockpit doors and improve the strength of the locks, and they have been resisting for 30 years.
Ralph, do you honestly believe that in the nine months between January 20 and September 11 that you could have forced all domestic airlines to fit all their planes with stronger cockpit doors? I don't believe this could have been fully accomplished in nine months even if the airlines had wanted to do it. Even putting that aside, before 9/11 pilots and crew were trained to accede to hijackers. They were taught to get the plane safely to the ground and let the authorities there deal with the situation. In other words, the hijackers very likely would have been given access to the cockpits by the pilots as part of their training on how to handle hijackings. This is nothing more than Monday morning quarterbacking of the worst kind.
Q. But could a president from the Green Party, which advocates non-violence, wage war? A. Non-violence does not mean that you let people destroy you, because that encourages violence. In other words, we wouldn't foment aggressive war, but we would certainly have a very strong defense. The Green Party stands for health and safety, and safety means security. But we'll do it in a smarter way. The key in the Green Party is to foresee and forestall, and one way you do that is to put meat and potatoes on what Don Rumsfeld and Colin Powell said: that this kind of terrorism is tolerated and bred by poverty, injustice, dictatorships, destitution and human suffering.
Yes, but how would you have dealt with the situation? Harsh language? Ralph sounds like he's taken the Tom Lehrer song Folk Song Army way too seriously:
We are the Folk Song Army. Everyone of us cares. We all hate poverty, war, and injustice, Unlike the rest of you squares.
Look at this transcript of Nader with Bill O'Reilly. I'm no fan of Dubya, but thank God he's surrounded by people who had the guts to do what needed to be done. There was a time when I had respect for Ralph Nader. I even briefly considered doing one of those vote-swaps for him, since my vote in Texas wasn't gonna count. I eventually rejected that on principle, and I've not regretted it a bit. He's a pathetic shadow of what he once was, and he has no realization of the depths to which he's fallen. Sad. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/21/2002 05:11:00 PM ----- BODY: Fuzzy math In today's Chron, there's an ad for the new movie Super Troopers. This ad contains the following pull quote from critic Lou Lumenick of the New York Post: "An Amazingly High Joke-to-Laugh Ratio!" Um, you do know that this means the movie contains way more jokes than laughs, right? Lumenick did in fact give this movie a good review, so I guess this is just another case of what John Allen Paulos calls "innumeracy". -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/20/2002 05:18:31 PM ----- BODY: One stupid white man, anyway According to his regular newsletter, Michael Moore is calling for President Bush to resign during the 7th inning stretch on Opening Day at Enron Field, which will be on April 2. I quote from the letter, to which Amy was kind enough to point me:
Finally, I want you to know that I will be looking forward to only one thing during this entire book tour -- Opening Day of the 2002 Major League Baseball season! Why? Because that is the day I am asking George W. Bush to resign. And I want the resignation to take place right in the middle of Enron Field in Houston during the 7th-inning stretch of the Astros-Brewers game. I've asked if I can throw out the first pitch at 4:05pm CT. I mean, can there be a more perfect way to end the madness -- Bush, Lay, Mike, Texas, America's Favorite Pastime, and the visiting team from a Blue State owned by the Commissioner of Baseball (who will hand over his job to the ex-"president" as the fans sing "Da Do En-ron-ron Da Do En-ron")? C'mon, George, are ya listening? Just step up to the microphone and go out like Gehrig! Opening Day, April 2, 2002. Yoooou're Ouuuuuuuut!!!
Putting aside the fact that Moore and his minions did their best to help Bush win in the first place, I have to ask what normally would be a stupid question: Doesn't Moore realize that this would make Dick Cheney President? How, exactly, will this end the "madness" that he refers to? I'd guess that Moore is fondly recalling the good old pre-Twelfth Amendment days, when Al Gore would've been Vice President, except that (oops!) Moore doesn't like Gore, either. Ah, who cares about such details when you've got a book to pimp. Way to market, Mike! You're a good little capitalist, aren't you? By the way, the link to his latest and greatest provided here is straight from Amazon rather than the one that refers to his site, from which Moore presumably gets a kickback. Just my little subversion for the day. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/20/2002 05:14:44 PM ----- BODY: The last thing I'll ever write about Can't Stop The Music Karin sent me a note about an upcoming homage to Can't Stop The Music at the Austin Drafthouse by local comedy troupe Mr. Sinus Theater 3000. I have to say, I'm just sick with jealousy that I won't be able to see this. It's just wrong that Houston has nothing comparable to this. I suppose I'll have to console myself by going to the Sing-Along Sound of Music while it's here in town. Wonder where I can find a nun costume... -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/20/2002 05:14:27 PM ----- BODY: House update The owners of the house we want have come back with a counteroffer. We're still apart on price but I think we'll be able to meet in the middle. We've given a new offer to our real estate agent to take back to them. In the meantime, maybe we should have looked for a self-cleaning house like this one. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/20/2002 05:11:59 PM ----- BODY: Religion and the court Dahlia Lithwick discusses Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia's reasoning behind his recent claims that Catholic judges who believe the Church's teaching that capital punishment is wrong should not be on the bench. Scalia, who is a devout Catholic, is not arguing for his own resignation but is advocating his position of originalism, or strict constructionism, as a means around this dilemma.
Originalism (colloquially known also as "strict construction") requires interpreting the law based on the principle that the Constitution means only what it meant to the framers who adopted it. For Scalia, capital punishment was constitutional at the time of the framers, so it is constitutional today. Period. Since the framers had no intention of protecting the right to choose, he can oppose abortion as a constitutional matter while purporting to be morally neutral on the issue. As he said at the Pew conference: "[M]y difficulty with Roe v. Wade is a legal rather than moral one. I do not believe - and no one believed for 200 years - that the Constitution contains a right to abortion." By following the flame of originalism, Scalia can lead his flock of tortured Catholic judges out of the constitutional wilderness. Their personal morality and even the dictates of the church are immaterial. Their only judicial task is to follow the intent of the framers. This method of interpretation allows Scalia to look value-neutral, even when his own writings often belie that neutrality. As he told the Pew conference while defending the death penalty, "That is not to say that I favor the death penalty. I am judicially and judiciously neutral on that point."
This is, as Lithwick points out, quite convenient for Scalia, as he believes the Founders views coincide nicely with his own. If you know and follow the intent of the Framers, you have a clear way to rule on any given matter of law. I have two basic problems with this. One, of course, is that it's easy to say that one knows the intent of men who have been dead for two centuries. We have their written words, but to say that there is One True Way to interpret those words strikes me as being rather presumptuous. Hasn't the email revolution taught us that it's often easy to misconstrue written communications? The Framers aren't here for us to ask them what they really meant, so why is Mr. Justice Scalia's interpretation of their words any more correct than, say, Barbara Tuchman's or Arthur Schlesinger's? Or mine or yours, for that matter. Further, while Scalia dismisses the idea of interjecting modern mores into Constitutional considerations, he has no problems with using old ones. If the Framers would have considered abortion to be unconstitutional, might it be in part because they also considered women to be unworthy of the right to vote? Or that certain people could be owned as slaves? In other words, if these intelligent and well-educated men existed today instead of in the late 18th century, isn't it at least possible that some of them might view the abortion question differently? If so, then why must we deny ourselves 200 years of extensions and improvements to the ideas that they acted upon at that time? Which leads me to my second objection. It seems to me that the Framers themselves recognized that what they were writing down in 1787 was unlikely to be perfect forever, since after all they did build in a mechanism for amending their work. I believe there are two basic reasons why we have done so: To respond to situations which the Framers could not have foreseen, and to fix their mistakes. An example of the former is the 20th Amendment, which changed Inauguration Day from March 4 to January 20. Originally, several months were needed for the transition to a new administration - it took weeks just to get everyone to DC. By 1932, when the 20th was ratified, advances in transportation and in communications - which were clearly unknown and presumably unknowable in 1787 - made the long transition period awkward and necessitated the change. The rest of the amendments, however, were more or less corrective in order. Nothing fundamentally changed about women (#19) or blacks (#13, #14, #15), or the Senate (#17) that necessitated their Constitutional change in status. This was the country recognizing that what the Framers had intended originally was wrong, and that it should be fixed. If you accept that, then it follows that the original intent of the Framers is not sacrosanct. By all means, it should be considered and weighed heavily, but surely someone with Scalia's intellect is capable of deciding when the original intent is not in the best Constitutional interests of the United States in the 21st century. Again, why shouldn't we be allowed to use what we've learned in the two centuries since ratification to interpret our laws? Antonin Scalia's approach to the Constitution is certainly a valid one. It's logically consistent and is useful for approaching practical problems. He claims it's the best approach. I disagree, but that's a matter of opinion. If he says it's the only approach, however, then he's wrong. Our history clearly says so. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/19/2002 06:19:38 PM ----- BODY: They say it's your birthday It's my birthday, too, yeah. I'm exactly the same age as Justine Bateman, and exactly one day older than Cindy Crawford. Here's what else has happened on my birthday. Nice of the Senate to celebrate my 20th by outlawing genocide, doncha think? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/19/2002 06:17:04 PM ----- BODY: And for a present I finally got a Blackberry wireless email device. With my pager and cellphone, this means I am now officially a triple-threat geek. Tremble in my presence, mortals! -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/19/2002 05:58:14 PM ----- BODY: There's a campaign finance reform joke in here somewhere Continental Airlines CEO Gordon Bethune lauds Tom DeLay for all his help to the airline industry after 9/11. There are many ways that one can be snarky about this sort of thing, but I'll settle for the one that's closest to my heart: Why is it that funds for rail require a local referendum, but funds for all other forms of transportation can be freely given? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/19/2002 05:56:36 PM ----- BODY: Rodeo Report, Night 1 We showed up at the Dome a bit before 7 last night in anticipation of the Martina McBride/Lyle Lovett double bill. I, having never actually been to the Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo, expected that the "7 PM" time listed on the concert page meant that McBride would start at seven, play for an hour or so as most opening acts do, then Lovett would take the stage for up to two hours. Wrongo. First, we got the Catalena Cowgirls, followed by a wagon-train introduction of the rodeo head honchos and various special guests. The most notable special guest was former Oilers head coach Bum Phillips, who got a rousing ovation. Ask any longtime Houstonian, they'll tell you that the beginning of the end of the Oilers in Houston was the day Bum got fired. We then got about two hours of actual rodeo. As this was all new to me, it was interesting, though probably about an hour more than my attention span could handle. We saw various competitive events plus the calf scramble, which has to be seen to be believed. I don't mean to make fun, here - the rodeo is very much about scholarships for kids, and the scramble is one way kids can get scholarship money. At long last, it was music time. First up was McBride. I don't follow pop country, so I'd never heard any of her stuff. She has a very good voice, and can really belt them out. She's also a babe, which never hurts. She's from Kansas and told about how her family would make a big event out of the annual airing of The Wizard of Oz (note to Mikey and any other obnoxious young'uns reading this: Some of us are old enough to remember life before VCRs), then launched into an excellent rendition of Over the Rainbow. Next was Lovett and his Large Band. If your only impression of Lyle Lovett is "that guy with the funny hair who was married to Julia Roberts for 30 seconds", I suggest you learn more about him, as he's one of the most original voices in music today. If you countrified the 60s group Blood Sweat and Tears you'd have something close to Lovett's sound. I only wish there had been time for more music, but at least now I know not to get there too early on Wednesday for Bob Dylan. Here's the Chronicle review of last night's show if you want more details about it. On a side note, this is the 37th and last year that the Rodeo will be in the Dome. Next year it moves to the new Reliant Stadium, home of the Houston Texans football team. (Yeah, I think that's a lame name, too.) The Astrodome is now officially called the "Reliant Astrodome", but I'll call it "Harris County Domed Stadium" before I call it that. I can accept "Enron Field", and I can (barely) accept "Compaq Center", but "Reliant Astrodome"? Never. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/18/2002 05:42:18 PM ----- BODY: Evil twin located This is really scary. A coworker just pointed me to the Houston Curling Club homepage. If you go to their Snapshots page and click on the photo on the top right, the guy crouching on the lower left is a dead ringer for me. Even worse, he's wearing a T-shirt, shorts and white tube socks, which means he even dresses like me. Thankfully, the picture in the lower right makes it clear that he's not actually me - his hair is too dark, and he's not wearing glasses. Whew! Guess this is my punishment for mocking Fritz Schranck. Lesson learned: Never annoy a web-enabled district attorney. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/18/2002 05:41:14 PM ----- BODY: Received an email today with the subject "Save over 300% on Medication". Nice to know that Andy Fastow has found something to do in his spare time. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/18/2002 05:40:50 PM ----- BODY: That Takes Guts Dept. I work for a large multinational corporation, the kind of place that the anti-globo folks hate. It's actually a rather progressive place to work, and has a fairly strong record of emphasizing diversity. Today we had a diversity activity in honor of Black History Month. The activity, sponsored by a black employees' networking group, was karaoke singing in the cafeteria. I just heard a report that one of my male coworkers dressed up as Gladys Knight to sing "Midnight Train to Georgia". He had four other coworkers singing backup for him - after all, what's the point of being Gladys Knight if you don't have any Pips? I am truly sorry that I missed this, but I'm consoling myself on rumors that photos were taken. Any more questions about why celebrating Black History Month is a good thing? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/18/2002 05:40:04 PM ----- BODY: More on the annoying pop star/bad movie connection Duncan Fitzgerald adds a nice coda to my post about how Britney's movie may be a bad career move. The relationship between movies, music, and (of course) marketing is a complex one. I suppose we should just be grateful if Britney doesn't make any movies that feature her parachuting onto a beach. Reading Duncan's post reminded me that we both overlooked one of the seminal movie/music/marketing crossovers, Can't Stop the Music, which not only helped kill the Village People, it also strangled Bruce Jenner's movie career in its crib. Hell, this movie may well have been the death knell for disco itself. Truly, we owe director Nancy Walker and her cast and crew a debt which can never be fully repaid. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/17/2002 09:41:20 PM ----- BODY: Gonna be a busy week... We have tickets for two shows at the Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo this week. Monday is Lyle Lovett, and Wednesday is Bob Dylan. (What, you thought it's only country/western music at the HLSR?) Friday I'm meeting some friends at a local pub to see the Asylum Street Spankers, who are briefly touring with original Spanker and badass bluesman Guy Forsyth. Saturday we've been invited to a champagne-tasting party. Oh, and Tuesday's my 36th birthday. So this means I may be light on the postings this week. Things should be back to normal by week's end. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/17/2002 09:30:37 PM ----- BODY: The Sunday Chron has a longish feature about racial tensions at Texas A&M University. A&M is a unique school. Its students and alumni are zealous about its history and traditions. Sometimes, that zeal and those traditions lead to conflicts with students who don't feel included by them. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/17/2002 01:57:56 PM ----- BODY: Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! From BBC Sport's Funny Old Game:
The question of what exactly Scottish men keep under their kilts has long been a source of titillation and mirth for folk south of the border. Now a team of hardened celtic rowers have left nothing to the imagination - by practising in the nude. The Robert Gordon University rowing team has never beaten Aberdeen University in the seven-year history of their annual race. So this year, ahead of the race on 2 March, the Robert Gordon team have decided to toughen themselves up by rowing naked on the River Dee. A spokesman for the team told the Daily Record: "The Aberdeen University team have been wearing the trousers in this race for far too long and we are absolutely determined to put an end to their winning streak. "We thought we'd go back to nature and find out exactly what natural assets we have for rowing. "However, I'm not sure this will be a regular fixture on our training schedule for this time of year. We have been very cold."
-------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/16/2002 09:43:08 PM ----- BODY: House update We made a contingency offer on the house we've been looking at. T and I spent an hour with our real estate agent initialing and signing a boatload of papers pertaining to this. We made the seller a slightly lowball offer, but the house has been on the market for a long time (longer than we originally thought), so I'm sure they'll listen. We had our house painted this week, which led a couple of our neighbors to ask if we were planning to sell. They were pleased to hear that if all goes well we'll still be in the neighborhood. We're happy with the paint job, but the flower beds got trampled in the process. We did some triage on it this morning, so hopefully it'll look OK by the time we get our house on the market. There are still a couple of minor things to fix inside, mostly to repair some dog-related damage. Our dog Harry has a favorite window from which he likes to bark at trucks, other dogs, and miscellaneous passersby. He's dinged the sheetrock on the wall and taken some big gouges out of the windowsill with his claws. The new house has lower windows and faces an esplanade that's popular with dogwalkers, so we've been plotting dog containment strategies. The layout of the new house is conducive to keeping him in the back area, in and around the kitchen, so that's likely to be our plan. The fun really begins when we hear back from the seller, and when we put our house up for sale. March and April are gonna be hella busy. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/16/2002 06:22:06 PM ----- BODY: Let's try this again Megan misses the point when she responds to my question "why is it a problem if Ivy League professors skew left?" She starts by asking how I'd feel if the shoe was on the other foot:
The first is to ask how you would feel if Oral Roberts and their ilk were the gateway to the good life for your children? Would you be happy that the only way you could get your children the most prestigious education was by sending them somwhere where the political center was around, say, the National Review -- and there were no professors in many departments with any other point of view?
Are you suggesting that an Ivy League education is the only gateway to the good life? I'm sure all of the graduates of UT and Texas A&M here will be surprised to hear that. You are overvaluing the prestige of an Ivy League education, which is something that folks on the East Coast tend to do relative to the rest of the country. The way to get ahead here in Texas is to go to UT or A&M, where you'll get a perfectly decent education at a low cost, and where you'll plug directly into the good ol' boy network. I guarantee you that in business and in politics, both here and in a lot of non-Northeastern states, being an alum of one of the state schools will carry more weight than being a Harvard grad would. Before anyone points to our president as a counterexample, I'll remind you that Bush was plugged into the good ol' boy network here long before he started college, regardless of where he went. And in the 2000 Presidential election, which candidate was generally portrayed as a stuffy egghead, and which one was thought to be the kind of guy you could have a beer with? Dubya got no bonus from his Ivy League education. He overcame his Ivy League education. The reason why I say that Horowitz's survey is meaningless is because any college education is a good start to the good life, though of course it's far from the only way to acheive it. Ivy League alumni comprise a tiny percentage of the American population. If they're the only ones who can truly succeed, then our capitalist system isn't working too well, wouldn't you say? Look, an Ivy League diploma is considered more valuable than a diploma from another school because an Ivy League education is perceived to be better than that which can be had from other schools. Now, either the Ivy League education is in fact better or it isn't. If it is, that invalidates the hypothesis that there's something damaging about an excessively liberal faculty. If it isn't, then the market will adjust to correct for that. I can't believe I have to explain this to a libertarian. And to a certain extent, the market is already moving that way. There are a fair number of schools that now position themselves as offering an equivalent education to the Ivies at a much lower price. Take a look at the US News rankings of best value, where you'll find Rice right up there with Harvard. The more expensive Ivy League tuition becomes, the more people will look for good alternatives. I daresay the same thing will happen if people begin to believe that the Ivies are just a refuge for empty liberal rhetoric. Megan then goes on to say
The total dominance of the left is encouraging intellectual complacency, shutting down debate in many areas, and in general creating an unhealthy atrophy in the intellectual atmosphere of many humanities departments -- just as it would be if 94% of the academy hailed from the right.
Wait a minute - Horowitz only surveyed Ivy League profs. How do you get from there to the claim that all colleges are 94% liberal? If there's a flaw in Horowitz's survey, it's taking the results of a specific sample and generalizing it to people who are not part of that sample. You'll have to show me a survey that includes profs at Brigham Young, Baylor, and Notre Dame before I grant you any validity here. I'll say it again. Horowitz commissioned this survey for one reason: to validate his worldview that the liberals are out to get him. The result, which I'm perfectly willing to concede is statistically valid, means nothing. One last thing: If you're going to cite my arguments, please cite them correctly. I made a joke about affirmative action for right-wing profs. I even called it a "cheap" joke. If I had really been advocating that position, I assure you that I'd have had more to say about it than a single throwaway quip. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/15/2002 03:11:00 PM ----- BODY: Canadians win gold, become bigger than Britney The IOC has awarded a second gold medal to Jaime Sale and David Pelletier, thus ending the biggest scandal of these Olympics. Canada whoops it up, and Russia pitches a fit. Meanwhile, I've been getting a ton of Google hits from people searching for "Jaime Sale". Between this post and the one about Britney, I'm really pimping for some numbers. Watch that counter shoot skyward, baby! -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/15/2002 02:59:10 PM ----- BODY: Hypocrisy, liberalism, and considering the source I'd like to do a little followup on my post from yesterday in which I discussed David Horowitz's survey which claims to prove that Ivy League professors are more liberal than most Americans. I'll start by explaining why this claim doesn't impress me. Suppose you come across the following sentence in an op-ed piece: "This move is an attempt by President Bush to appease the extreme right wing of the Republican Party." How likely are you to accept the word of the author that the president has done something bad? Well, if you are on the right-hand side of the political spectrum and those words were written by someone like Molly Ivins or Michael Kinsley, I'll bet the answer is "not bloody likely". You expect someone like that to view most things that President Bush does in a negative light, and thus to portray them negatively in their words. Their idea of what "extreme right wing" means is probably not the same as yours, and they're more likely to consider something that "appeases" them to be bad than you are. Now suppose the writer is Robert Novak or Bill Kristol. You're more likely to sit up and pay attention, right? You know these guys don't consider "right wing" to be dirty words, and you know they don't make cheap jokes about President Bush's intelligence or legitimacy. In short, they're credible, and if they have something negative to say about Bush or the Republicans, it's worth your time to listen to them. If that makes sense to you, then you understand why those of us on the left-hand side of the equation, upon hearing of Horowitz's latest crusade, react by saying "Wow, David Horowitz thinks liberals are bad. Film at 11." Every single column or article ever written by Horowitz can be summed up as "Liberals bad. Conservatives good. See what those nasty liberals are doing to these good conservatives? Why don't they ever realize how bad they are?" Bless my pointy little head, he's got just such a column in Salon today. It's Premium, so you may not be able to see the whole thing, but the subhead is "Liberal intellectuals who praise Bush for prosecuting the war but still insist he's stupid are the real dummies". Need I say more? I'm not saying anything profound here, just that it's often worthwhile to consider the source. Writers like Horowitz have a vested interest in making their guys look good and the other guys look bad. It's to be expected. If he ever wants to be taken seriously by someone who isn't already in agreement with him, he's gonna need a big heaping dose of intellectual honesty. Which brings me to my next point, about hypocrisy. Sgt. Stryker recently posted that "[h]ypocrisy isn't the sole domain of the left", followed by a couple of quotes from The Corner on National Review Online. The first complained about "New York elites" who consider most people to be "cultural retards", and the second called Houston Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee "a trash-can diva". Full marks to the Sarge for recognizing the hypocrisy, but a brickbat for being surprised by it. Hypocrisy is the domain of those who believe they and those who think like them are always right. It is the domain of those who only see and accept evidence that supports their position, and discard and discredit evidence which contradicts them. It has nothing to do with which direction you lean and everything to do with refusing to acknowledge that there might be something in those other directions. In sum, to quote John Kenneth Galbraith: "Faced with the choice between changing one's mind and proving that there is no need to do so, almost everyone gets busy on the proof." That's hypocrisy. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/15/2002 01:13:14 PM ----- BODY: When pop queens attack It's hard to fully appreciate the horror that is Britney Spears' new movie Crossroads. I have a really hard time wrapping my mind around this professional virgin pop singer who gets to star in her very own Mary Sue. How much more can we be expected to endure? But it occurred to me this morning that if you hate all things Britney, perhaps her making a movie is the best thing to happen. Think about all of the other annoying pop singers who made awful, critically panned and financially disastrous movies, and how many of them essentially disappeared from the limelight afterwards. Condsider: Has Vanilla Ice done anything since Cool as Ice? Didn't Mariah Carey have a breakdown and get released from her recording contract after Glitter came out? Has anyone seen Andrew Dice Clay since The Adventures of Ford Fairlane? Okay, technically Dice wasn't a pop singer but geez was he annoying. This method isn't perfect, I'll admit. Whitney Houston survived The Bodyguard, though it's been rough for Kevin Costner since then (not that this is a bad thing). Mandy Moore will probably survive A Walk to Remember. But there's hope, and that's all that we can ask for. In the meantime, content yourself with this incredibly funny and biting review from MaryAnn Johanson aka the Flick Filosopher, from whom I shamelessly borrowed the title of this blog entry. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/14/2002 07:05:02 PM ----- BODY: What to do about liberal professors? Megan McArdle has an interesting thread going about a survey commissioned by David Horowitz which claims that professors at Ivy League universities are much more liberal than the American population at large. The thread starts here, with followups here, here, and here. I'm going to make one side comment first, just to get it out of the way. David Horowitz is, in my humble opinion, a complete nutbag. He sees Left-Wing Conspiracies everywhere he looks. He's a shameless publicity hound, and as his slavery-reparations advertisement debacle showed last year, an expert in playing the Professional Victim game. It's very difficult to believe that he commissioned this survey with an open mind, especially given that he hired Republican pollster Frank Luntz, who's been known to bend facts to suit his beliefs (see this Virginia Postrel archive page, and search for "Luntz"). All that said, it's certainly possible that they're right and that Ivy League professors are in fact way out of step with the rest of us Just Plain Folks. Well, then what? McArdle isn't sure:
It's important to look at the whole academy, but especially at humanities at elite schools, because that's where a majority of the media, especially the major media, derive their ideas, and there is data that suggests that they perceive the world to be centered considerably to the left of the country's political center, and that they tend to discount the bona fides of conservative intellectuals. Moreover, it would be better for the academy as a whole to have all sides represented in debates, so that students could develop sharper analytical skills. However, while it is important to address hiring bias, or self-selection due to perceived discrimination, it would be folly to enact remedies that lower the rigorous intellectual standards of the academy. The only caveat is that we must ensure that the existing professors don't set up the rigorous standards to exclude conservative thought. Now, how do we bell the cat? Any suggestions?
There's a cheap joke about affirmative action for right-wing professors to be made here, but it's not what I came here to do. I'm genuinely interested in what sort of remedies might be acceptable to address this problem (and I'm not yet willing to concede that there is a problem; more on that later). After all, why isn't the Free Market the solution here? Let everyone know the political leanings of every professor and institution, and thus let the informed consumers (i.e., those who plan on going to college) decide what best suits them. If the Ivies are too damn liberal, start your own college with a greater diversity of viewpoints, or just one which only allows right-wing professors. It's not like there's any restriction on founding a university. It simply takes money and people. Sure, you may not have the cachet of Harvard or Princeton, but if you truly believe that those schools are doomed to obsolescence by their slanted politics, then the market is ripe for a competitive alternative. Who's to say that in twenty or fifty years Reagan University can't be a top ten school? One of the commenters on Megan's last post explicitly makes this point. Getting back to this issue of whether this is a problem at all if Horowitz's claims are true: I didn't go to an Ivy League school, but I did go to a very good private liberal arts institution. At the time I attended, many of the professors were relatively new hires. Most of them were children of the 60s, with the liberal creds to go along. I had my fair share of classes taught by unapologetic lefties. I like to think that my critical thinking skills came out more or less intact. Of course, I was a math major, and I managed to avoid some of the fluffier lib-arts classes. But even still, my recollection of many of these liberal professors is that they were really good at their jobs. They were good teachers who respected their students and those students' opinions. I'd have to doublecheck with some of my Republican classmates, but at the time I don't recall any of them complaining about bias. Was I just lucky? I don't know. This is just anecdotal evidence, so take it with the grain of salt it deserves. All I'm saying is that if the evidence does in fact show that Ivy League profs are Too Liberal For Our Own Good, that still doesn't mean that taking classes from them will turn you into a zombie of the radical left. Whether true or not, the Ivies have had the reputation of being a haven for lefties for years now. Anyone who goes there without knowing this beforehand has no real right to complain about it, and anyone who goes there with this foreknowledge is presumed to be forearmed. So what's the fuss? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/14/2002 04:09:56 PM ----- BODY: My favorite Valentine's Day story My alma mater, Trinity University, featured two all-school semi-formal dances per year, with the spring dance being, appropriately enough, a Valentine's Day dance. In 1987 during my junior year, my roommate Greg and our suitemates made plans to go to the spring fete, to be held at a downtown hotel. (Historical footnote: There's a picture that survives from this event. I had really shaggy hair back then, and my only tie was a blue knit. Thankfully, there's no scanned image of this photo, so you're in no danger of seeing it any time soon.) My roommate Greg drove a little white 1964 Volvo sports car, which I nicknamed Lazarus for its propensity to die and be brought back to life by providential forces. As the day of the dance approached, his car died on him again. He tried to start it but eventually gave up and called his sister Susie, who attended college at Our Lady of the Lake University, which is also in San Antonio. Susie drove over to the TU campus, gave the keys to Greg, hopped in the passenger's seat so he could drive her back to OLLU, and watched in horror as her car sputtered, gasped, and croaked. Yep, Greg had become an automotive serial killer. Nonetheless, I loaned him my beloved 1969 Nova to take Susie back to her campus, secure in the knowledge that my car could take care of herself. So Greg called Dana, his date, and confessed his plight. No problem, said Dana, I just got my car back from my dad. Dad's a mechanic and he just tuned it up, so we'll use my wheels. Little did she know... Now Greg is nothing if not romantic. He heard an ad on the radio for a Valentine's Day dinner special at a local Italian restaurant, featuring dinner for two, wine and dessert for a reasonable price. As V-Day was that Friday, the day of the dance, he made a reservation for 8 PM. The dance was slated to go from 9 PM to 1 AM. We others, too cheap and/or unromantic to follow Greg's example, got to the dance at 9, just before a torrential downpour hit the River City. We ate, drank, danced, made merry, and as the hour grew later and their absence got more noticeable, speculated with increasing titillation as to just what the heck Greg and Dana were up to. Finally, one AM arrived with no sign of them. We headed home, and I wondered if I was going to find myself locked out of the dorm room. The door was unlocked when we got there, so my date and I entered my room. There on the couch we found Greg and Dana, both fully dressed, slightly wet, and in Dana's case, a bit drunk. Greg told the sad tale: On the way down highway 281 in the midst of this biblical rainstorm, smoke and steam started pouring from under the hood of Dana's car. A radiator hose had burst, and the car had overheated. They were stuck. Fortunately, on such a night, freelance tow trucks cruised the freeways, and they didn't have to wait long before one showed up to tow them home. They glumly piled into the cab of the truck to discover that the driver's wife and two small children were also there. Apparently, Mrs. Driver didn't want her husband to be lonely on Valentine's Day, so she and the kids accompanied him for the night. Somehow, this made the ride back to campus a little nicer, albeit a lot more crowded. The rest of the evening was spent drying off and drinking wine. When I first related this story to a coworker, it didn't strike me until I was finished that these events had taken place 10 years before. It's now been 15 years, and as I did then I wonder how Mr. and Mrs. Tow-Truck Driver are doing these days. Happy Valentine's Day to all, especially my old classmates and extra-especially to Greg, who only killed one more vehicle that year as far as I can recall. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/14/2002 04:08:40 PM ----- BODY: An even better Valentine's Day story can be found here, in this tale of a WTC survivor and his wedding ring. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/14/2002 04:07:20 PM ----- BODY: The readers write back I got a reply to this post from Joe Morales, brother of Democratic candidate for US Senate Victor Morales. With his permission, I'm reprinting his note to me:
It is not unusual that a lot of people don't know of Victor Morales' strength in this year's primary. What most people don't know is that for the last 5 years Victor has been touring the state of Texas ( and other states to a lesser extent) as a Motivational speaker, speaking at the major Texas colleges, high schools, and elementaries. All of those kids (which would add up to the thousands) would go home and naturally in some if not most cases tell their parents about their school experiences. Victor was doing this full time but of course it was not newsworthy so many people did not know except those of us involved, such as family, friends and students, that his name and face was out in the public eye almost non-stop since 1996. That was one of the main reasons given our discussions, that Victor decided to run. Many hundreds of adults still remembered him, liked his sincerity and knowledge of issues (which were never reported in the media) and encouraged him to run again. After all, he was a high school civics and government teacher for years and years so he had more knowledge than given credit for. So his strength to those close to him was no surprise even to the Democratic higher ups who were calling him trying to get him to not run for office. One Democratic leader went so far as to offer a high government office (which I won't divulge to prevent embarressment for that person) if he would support their candidate, work in his campaign and not run for office. Even Mayor Kirk called to ask for his support. I could go on and on about what happened behind the scenes but let's just wait and see where this Senate race ends up. I'll bet more folks will be surprised by the outcome. After all, the polls show Victor only 5 points behind The AG in a head to head matchup in Nov.
This article in Roll Call mentions the mere 5-point gap between Victor Morales and presumptive Republican nominee (he's unopposed in the primary) John Cornyn. Of course, the same poll shows Ron Kirk trailing by six points and Ken Bentsen by eight, so it may be more about Cornyn than Morales. Still, given what a GOP stronghold Texas has become and given that the Attorney General and former judge Cornyn is a well-known name, that's encouraging for the Dems. Whether you viewed Victor Morales' 1996 quest as quixotic or energizing, the fact that he scored 45% of the vote against a powerful incumbent who outspent him 14-1 is impressive. If he wins the nomination, he's once again likely to do better than anyone thinks. I sure won't make the mistake of forgetting about him again. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/13/2002 04:15:47 PM ----- BODY: Today is Ash Wednesday, the day after Mardi Gras and the first day of Lent. Tiffany traditionally gives up chocolate for Lent. I figure that means that I don't have to give up anything. I'm going to be living with a chocolate-deprived wife for 40 days. Haven't I suffered enough? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/13/2002 04:14:34 PM ----- BODY: Sherron Watkins to testify before Congress The Enron exec (she's still with the company) and whistleblower has placed no limits on what questions she'll answer. Keep quiet, Kenny Boy. It ain't gonna matter. Meanwhile, the oh-so-poor Lays have sold their cottage in Aspen for $10 million, "fetching the highest price per square foot that real estate agents can remember in this haven for the rich and famous." They bought the place for $1.9 million in 1991. Nice to hear that they've got resources beyond Enron stock, no? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/13/2002 04:11:07 PM ----- BODY: Also taking the Fifth this week was Craig Rosebrough, an alleged leader of the radical Earth Liberation Front. I say "alleged" here because he's never been directly linked to any of their activities, he's only ever claimed to be a conduit for their communiques. The ELF, in case you're not familiar with them, makes their political statements by destroying new developments that they dislike, usually via arson. In 1998,they burned down a ski resort in Vail, which caused $12 million in damage. So far, no one has been killed by the ELF's actions, as they tend to do their thing when buildings are known to be empty. As FBI counterterrorism official James Jarboe said, "[I]t is only a matter of time before they accidentally kill someone". Firefighters have in fact nearly been killed, according to Jarboe. Think the ELF will get any sympathy from the public if a firefighter dies while dealing with their handiwork? I don't. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/13/2002 04:10:11 PM ----- BODY: Not so fast The new 55 MPH speed limit signs are continuing to go up, despite the request of the Harris County attorney to suspend implementation. Now we're waiting on a ruling from the state, which seems to be saying "we can go along with this if you want, but if the feds crack down it's your ass". I won't shed any tears if they abandon the lower speed limit, but I sure hope the local powers that be know what they're doing. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/13/2002 04:01:41 PM ----- BODY: Figure skating scandal Damian Penny points to the unfolding figure skating scandal in which French and Russian judges collaborated to give the gold to Russians Elena Berezhnaya and Anton Sikharulidze. Justin Slotman also has some good stuff. I don't watch figure skating, so I can't judge the case that Jaime Sale and David Pelletier should have won convincingly. I will say that all joking about "Russian judges" aside, I haven't seen this much fuss about an official's decision since the 1972 US-USSR basketball game. I'm impressed. There is a silver lining in all this, from the ESPN article linked above:
Until Monday, only a few diehard figure skating fans in North America knew who Sale and Pelletier were. That's all changed. "Their agent told me he's had about a hundred calls," Brennan said. "I'm guessing they are now a household name, which never would have been if they'd won the gold medal with no controversy. I would imagine that they became millionaires in the last 24 hours. The sympathy factor is huge."
Living well is the best revenge, eh? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/13/2002 04:01:24 PM ----- BODY: Speaking of inscrutable Olympic sports Fritz Schranck defends curling, quite possibly the only Olympic sport which can be played by people with beer guts, at least until bridge gets certified. I'm glad you like it, Fritz, but curling strikes me as shuffleboard on ice. On the other hand, unlike figure skating, at least the outcome in curling is objectively determined. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/12/2002 05:47:15 PM ----- BODY: How Enron actually works Andrew Hofer has explained the concept of derivatives to us non-financial whizzes, but though Hofer's prose is as lucid as one can be for such a topic, I guarantee that you'll enjoy Joe Bob Briggs' explanation of Enron's business more. Chuck Bob says check it out. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/12/2002 05:46:59 PM ----- BODY: How government actually works On a more serious note, Fritz Schranck gives a good explanation of How Things Get Done In Government. It's well worth reading, and provides (as Schranck himself mentions at the end) another good argument against term limits. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/12/2002 05:46:29 PM ----- BODY: A short rant about usability Dane Carlson, whose weblog is more technical than political, points to this interesting article on website usability. I'm definitely a technical user, so none of the concepts described within were new to me, but it reinforces the notion that many web sites suck from a user's perspective. They suck because they are designed by people who don't know and don't think to find out how people will actually use them. Lest you think that I'm going to spend my time bashing web designers, I wanted to make the point that usability is an issue in many places, inside and outside the world of computers. Today a coworker and I spent an hour installing a component of some fax server software. We've been installing bits and pieces of this software for awhile now, and at every step there's been something about the install process that makes us swear. Today during the install we had to manually specify a bunch of directories that the program will use. There was no reason why the program didn't have a default set for these directories, with an offer to create them for us. Later, we had to specify a print queue for the software to use. The interface forced us to go through the godawful Network Neighborhood hierarchy in Windows NT, and never gave us the opportunity to type in the path we wanted to use. Unbelievable. And then there's houses. I've already ranted some about clueless homebuilders. Last weekend we saw more examples of What Not To Do. One house we looked at had a den abutting the kitchen. The wall opposite had a fireplace with mantel and built-in bookshelves on either side. The adjoining wall had two windows, and opposite it was the stairs to the second floor. In the corner of this room was the one cable outlet on the ground floor. The problem is, where would the TV go? Between the fireplace, bookshelves, windows, and stairway, there was no logical place for a TV. Plus, wherever you wound up putting the TV anyway, you'd either block the breakfast bar or the stairs by putting in a couch to watch the TV. Basically, once you attempt to furnish that room, it becomes useless. We really ragged on the builder for that. That house and its neighbor, both built by the same construction company, both had finished attics on the third floor. They were intended as rec rooms, for kids or grownups, since there was no obvious place downstairs in either house. Unfortunately, there was no plumbing installed in either room, so you'd always be forced to go downstairs if you need to use the bathroom or want to have a drink. (You could install a fridge, but not one with an icemaker.) What's the point of that? All of these things have a common feature, which is that the problems could have easily been avoided if someone had taken the time to think about how they were going to be used. Simple, isn't it? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/12/2002 05:46:15 PM ----- BODY: I can't drive 55 The Harris County attorney is asking the TNRCC to reconsider implementing the 55 MPH speed limit, saying that a new study claims it will not achieve its touted air quality improvements. While I'm not surprised to see that an array of interests has sued the State Implementation Plan (SIP), I was surprised to see this statement:
Ramon Alvarez, a scientist for Environmental Defense in Austin, said the group has not promoted the 55-mph speed limit. "We do not believe the strategy is as effective as the plan claims it to be. We think it will be difficult to enforce and involves the risk of creating public resentment of environmental programs," he said. A better strategy, Alvarez said, would be to use financial incentives to reduce driving, such as basing auto insurance premiums on miles traveled instead of time, and allowing employees to pay transit fares out of pre-tax dollars.
First, the enforcement issue is one I'd wondered about. Houstonians (myself included) are notorious leadfoots. One reason why is that we can get away with it. I can't tell you how many times I've been doing 70 in a 60- or 65-MPH zone and been passed by an HPD car. I've been in Houstn over 13 years and the only speeding ticket I've ever gotten was not in town. I believe most people will ignore a 55 MPH limit unless enforcement is heavily stepped up, and even then people will take their chances more often than not. On the flip side is the fact that you can't go 55, let alone 70, on most of the freeways here much of the time. There's too many cars out there. As I've said before, all the stop-and-go driving on the roads here has got to be worse for the air than going 70 MPH, but beyond the current MetroRail plans (which is more aimed at reducing non-highway inner city traffic) there are no hard plans on the horizon to bring rail out to where the heavy stuff is. Until there's a real alternative to driving to work, we're not going to make much progress on reducing auto emissions. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/11/2002 07:16:00 PM ----- BODY: Would you like fries with that? Got this off a mailing list I'm on:
Heinz launches chocolate french fries Beginning in May, H.J. Heinz Co. will ship a new line of Ore-Ida frozen potato products called Funky Fries featuring five new shapes, colors and flavors, all intended to give kids even more say over their parents' grocery store lists. The new products include French fries flavored with sour cream and chives, or cinnamon and sugar, and a new product called Crunchy Rings - basically Tater Tots with a hole in the middle. Then there's Kool Blue - a sky blue seasoned French fry, and Cocoa Crispers -- a brown chocolate fry designed "for kids with a sweet tooth." "We asked the kids what would make them want to eat more French fries," said John Carroll, managing director of North American potatoes and snacks for Heinz' frozen food division.
Man. No one ever had to do anything funky to get me to want to eat french fries. I always thought they were their own reward. That's great when you're a kid, not so great when you're an almost-36-year-old grownup with a desk job and a fondness for the couch. Even as I write this, I'm trying not to think about the excellent fries at Fuddruckers, which I regularly crave and am barely able to resist most of the time. So I have a hard time understanding why anyone needs funky flavors as an enticement to eat french fries. I remember a frozen-french-fry-like product from my childhood called "I Hate X", where X was a vegetable. They made french-fry-like things out of the vegetable, on the theory that they would then be more palatable to finicky children since they looked and (sort of) tasted like french fries. It actually worked pretty well, though I still refused to touch the "I Hate Broccoli" ones. Haven't seen them in years now. My old college roommate Greg used to dip his fries in mayonnaise. I once thought that was the best example of taking a basically unhealthy food and making it even worse for you. Then I was introduced to chili cheese fries. That sound you hear is my arteries hardening at the very thought. I mentioned that to the other list members, and found that lots of people like dipping their fries in nontraditional condiments. The most popular, which I found moderately appalling, was Wendy's chocolate Frosties. Others voted for tartar sauce, and vinegar. Personally, when I go to Fudd's, I like to use their barbecue sauce. It's zippier than regular ketchup without being, you know, gross. What's the strangest thing you've ever seen someone dip french fries into? Let me know, and I'll print any interesting replies I get. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/11/2002 05:57:34 PM ----- BODY: Getting Googled Perusing my referral log (have I mentioned how addicting it is to look at one's referral log?), I see that a few people have found there way here via Google searches. So far, one person found me via a search for Rick Majerus and Temple, one by looking for "Arthur Anderson joke" (no doubt it helps to spell "Arthur Andersen" correctly), and two people have found me by searching for Angel Boris, one of whom also included "Fear Factor" in his criteria. Dunno if these folks found what they were looking for, but the lesson is clear: Mention a Playmate, and the hits will come. By the way, if you have some time to kill and a good vocabulary, give Googlewhacking a try. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/11/2002 05:54:09 PM ----- BODY: Rany on the Royals Rany Jazayerli does a reality check on KC sportswriter Joe Posnanski, who is brimming with optimism about the Royals' chances in the upcoming season. Rany regularly writes about the foibles of his accursed favorite team, which centers around the fact that they have never figured out that scoring runs is a good thing, and to score runs you must get on base. The Royals are almost always near the bottom of the league in runs scored, walks, and on-base percentage, and their management shows no indication that they understand that these are Bad Things. Rany bemoans the blind spot that the 1985 World Series victory has given the Royals:
The shadow of 1985 still hovers over this franchise like a giant albatross, brainwashing the Royals into thinking that offense is strictly optional for World Championship teams. The Royals won a World Series with George Brett and seven defensive specialists...In some ways, winning a World Championship with Buddy Biancalana as the starting shortstop was the worst thing that happened to the Royals.
The irony is that Buddy Biancalana had 15 minutes of fame immediately after the World Series when David Letterman invited him on the Late Night show. Part of Dave's schtick was showing highlights of Biancalana's World Series performance. What clips did Dave show? The five times that Biancalana walked. (In dramatic slow-mo, of course.) Admittedly, a couple (two, I think) of these were intentional, as Buddy batted before the pitcher. But still, rather than lament his role on the last Royal World Series winner, I think Rany should celebrate him and hold him up as the model of the next World Series winner, whenever that may be. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/10/2002 09:08:42 PM ----- BODY: Women who kick butt Karin rants about Britney and the sad lack of powerful women in rock music nowadays. I hear what you're saying, but fercryingoutloud, how could you overlook The Pretenders? I wouldn't bet against Chrissie Hynde in any butt-kicking contest, regardless of the competition. I suppose country music offers some hope, in the form of the Dixie Chicks and Mary-Chapin Carpenter. I'm at least as clueless as Karin as far as the hiphop world goes, so maybe the landscape is truly barren. Just don't forget about Chrissie Hynde, or it might be your butt she kicks next. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/10/2002 11:52:36 AM ----- BODY: Referrals, we get referrals If you've come here via the link on Matt Welch's Warblog, please note that his URL contains a typo, which is why you're here at the top of the page instead of here, which is where he intended to send you. Regardless, I'm glad you're here. Don't be a stranger, take off your coat and stay awhile. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/10/2002 11:52:14 AM ----- BODY: Governor race update Tony Sanchez appears to have a decent lead over Dan Morales according to the latest poll of Democratic primary voters. Sanchez's advertising, which I've mentioned before, is helping him. Over in the Senate primary, Victor Morales has a small lead over Houston Congressman Ken Bentson and Dallas mayor Ron Kirk. This surprises me, since Morales (last seen during his 1996 race against Phil Gramm for this same Senate seat) has done nearly no advertising or campaigning so far. Heck, I'd forgotten he was in the race. Much as I admired Morales back in 1996, I'm not sure he's the one this time. It's still too early to call this race. It should be noted that having Hispanics Democrats in the main races could be very bad news for the state GOP. Hispanics historically have not been much of a force as a voting bloc. Too many are unregistered, and too many who are registered don't vote. That could be changing, though. The lesson we learn from Orlando Sanchez's run for mayor in Houston is that Hispanic candidates will draw Hispanic voters, even (as was often the case with Orlando Sanchez) if the voters don't necessarily agree with the candidate's politics. The state GOP is hoping to capitalize on former Governor Bush's popularity with Hispanics, but I think they're going to take the historic opportunity to vote for one of their own. Not that the Dems should get too smug about this. Governor Perry has good popularity numbers and will certainly play up his ties to the President. The GOP is also pretty adept at turning out its voters. There's no indication that Tony Sanchez or either Morales would have coattails, either, so John Sharp better make his own effort to court these voters if he wants to become Lieutenant Governor. Finally, while Orlando Sanchez may have invigorated Houston Hispanic voters, he still lost the race. Hispanic voters may have a lot of potential to determine political races, but as we know from sports, "potential" means "ain't done nothin' yet". UPDATE: Matthew Yglesias and Ginger Stampley also have words of wisdom on this topic. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/10/2002 11:51:28 AM ----- BODY: What I'd like to see at the Olympics It's nearly de rigeur to complain about the coverage of the Olympics. From the extreme glut of Oprahesque stories about athletes conquered obstacles on their way to acheiving the Olympic dream, to "plausibly live" coverage, to too much focus on American athletes in events where they have no chance, to banishing the less-sexy sports from the airwaves, everyone has a gripe about what they do and don't see on NBC. Well, here's what I think. I think NBC or whoever should look for a way to create personalized Olympic coverage. Offer a subscription for $25 or $50 that would allow a household to pick and choose exactly what events they want to see on a given day. Nonsubscribers can still watch whatever the network suits choose to air on the main station, anyone else can be their own executive producer. I have no idea whether this is financially feasible for a network, and it may only be realistic for folks with some combination of digital cable and TiVo, or perhaps a satellite dish and TiVo, but ask yourself: Wouldn't you pay a reasonable fee for guaranteed coverage of what you want to see? It can't be that much different than established premium services like ESPN College Game Day. Why hasn't anyone thought of this? UPDATE: Got a note from Duncan Fitzgerald, who recalls that a pay-per-view scheme was tried before, in 1992. Guess it wasn't much of a success, but surely the technology has advanced enough that it could be done better now. I think people are more used to the idea of paying for premium coverage now, which argues for another attempt. Tying into TiVo/ReplayTV technology also means you can work around the problem of when the games are in an awkward time zone for American audiences, as the 2004 Games in Athens will be. C'mon, guys. There's synergy to be captured here! -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/10/2002 11:51:08 AM ----- BODY: House update We're getting close to making an offer on the house we've been looking at. We toured three other houses yesterday, and though one of them was very nice we came away more convinced that we're not going to find anything better. Now we're getting worried that someone else will come to that same conclusion and beat us to the punch. So, we've asked our agent to see if the owner of that house will consider a contingency offer. We'll see. In the meantime, we are getting our house's exterior painted. Today we're planning on doing some of the fixup jobs inside that will need to be done before we can start showing this house. That will be either some repair to the walls in the master bath (reinstall a robe hook that fell off, patch a hole for an ill-placed towel rack, etc), or repair the window sill that Harry scratched up while barking at trucks and other dogs. Next up is the mortgage qualification process. Then the fun really begins. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/9/2002 11:24:48 AM ----- BODY: Hell to dip into low 20s tonight Rep. Tom DeLay has decided that he doesn't fanatically oppose commuter rail after all. He now supports extended the Metro light rail line out into the lower Fort Bend towns "if the residents want it". Mighty decent of you, big guy. Of course, the mayors of Sugar Land and Missouri City have been supportive of a rail line for some time now, even back before you killed Houston's federal funds for the Metro line. You don't suppose the fact that the local GOP was ordered to allow Michael Fjetland's name on the primary ballot had anything to do with this, do you? Nah. UPDATE: Thanks to Larry for showing me how to fix the broken post. It's gone now. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/8/2002 11:32:26 PM ----- BODY: Administrivia Finally added a hit counter to the page. Dunno if it'll be enlightening or depressing, but I finally got jealous of all the other sites that had 'em and did something about it. Thanks to Erica for the info. Also, you may have noticed that I'm now ad-free. Credit for that goes to Mikey, which he called a belated Christmas present. Thanks, Mike! -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/8/2002 04:28:07 PM ----- BODY: Yet another silly web-based personality quiz

Which John Cusack Are You?
Thanks to Jack for the link. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/8/2002 03:32:11 PM ----- BODY: Crime and punishment redux My dad has his say about mandatory sentencing and judicial discretion. He did 14 years on the bench in New York, so he's got some perspective on the issue. Speaking of such things, the California Supreme Court just dealt a blow to the state's three-strikes law. They didn't overturn it, but declared that giving a life sentence for petty theft is "cruel and unusal". -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/8/2002 03:27:07 PM ----- BODY: Yet another reason to love Houston Baseball season has officially begun, with Rice's wild 10-9 win over Baylor last night in the second annual Astros Collegiate Classic at the Venue Soon To Be Formerly Known As Enron Field. I'll be there tonight to watch the Owls take on the Aggies. Baseball in February - do you need another reason to want to live here? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/8/2002 03:22:14 PM ----- BODY: The Houston blog community had its first get together last night. Sadly, I was unable to attend this time, but it sounds like there will be other opportunities in the future. Thanks to Hanna for playing photojournalist. I think this is a slightly more respectable-looking group than the Los Angeles bloggers, but then again, I'm not in the picture so that's gonna throw things off. We have better margaritas, that's fer sure. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/7/2002 05:50:48 PM ----- BODY: Mieszkowski alert Hey, Katherine! This guy thinks Silicon Valley sucks! And he lives there! UPDATE: Ken Layne hates San Francisco too! Be sure to follow the links, especially this one from Nick Denton's blog to one of Layne's old Tabloid.Net pieces. Woof. For the record, I don't hate San Francisco. I have a bunch of friends there, and I've enjoyed my visits to the Bay Area. What I do hate is snotty provincialists from either coast who think that it's all tumbleweeds and J. R. Ewing down here, and can't understand why anyone would choose to live here rather than wherever they are. As such I'm happy to give equal time to dissenters. Back in 1994 a sportswriter for the New York Post, down here to cover the Rockets and Knicks in the NBA Championships wrote a piece called "Houston is Hell" or something like that. It was clear from reading it that he came in with his mind made up about Houston and made no attempt to see if maybe he was wrong. Having lived in Clear Lake, Mieszkowski has certainly earned the right to whatever opinion she wants about Houston, but if it's gonna infect her writing then Salon had no business asking her to write that story. Shame on them all. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/7/2002 05:47:55 PM ----- BODY: You keep using that word... Megan McArdle takes issue with liberals' use of the word "fascist" as a code word for "people I don't like". She suggests the following experiment:
1) Find a liberal 2) Get him to say someone is a 'fascist' 3) Then say, "Other than one fascist's regimes penchant for genocide, what specifically do you have against fascism?"
That sure is a ringing endorsement for fascism, I gotta say. Sorta like the old joke "Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?" If you want to play that game, I'll point out that libertarians and conservatives have their own code word for people they don't like, too: "jackboot". Go to the Merriam-Webster online dictionary, look up "jackboot", then click on their link for the Ten Most Popular Sites For "jackboot". Among them (it actually returns 20 links), you'll find four references to John Perry Barlow calling proponents of the Clipper chip "jackboots of the InfoBahn", this quote from The National Review which says "Wherever there is a jackboot stomping on a human face there will be a well-heeled Western liberal to explain that the face does, after all, enjoy free health care and 100 percent literacy", this article from the Cato Institute entitled "'Jackboot Liberalism' Residues", and this guest comment from The National Review calling Janet Reno a jackboot for daring to enforce the law by returning Elian Gonzales to his father. I wonder what the response would be if I said to these folks "The primary definition of 'jackboot' is 'a heavy military boot made of glossy black leather extending above the knee and worn especially during the 17th and 18th centuries'. What, specifically, do you have against jackboots?" By the way, weren't Generalissimo Francisco Franco and Benito Mussolini both fascists as well? That'd be more than one objectionable fascist regime, I think. Oh, and one last thing: Why are jackboots also a metaphor for people we don't like? Because of who wore them. And that would be? Say it with me now...Fascists. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/6/2002 10:10:49 PM ----- BODY: The readers strike back Salon's readers (mostly) give Katherine Mieszkowski the business for her sweeping generalizations of Houston. Ginger notes something we both missed the first time around, that Mieszkowski hails from Clear Lake. And as she notes, that explains a lot. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/6/2002 10:10:21 PM ----- BODY: A dozen Hare Krisha congregations are filing for bankruptcy. I was going to make a cheap Arthur Anderson joke about this, but the Chapter 11 filing is in response to a lawsuit that alleges sexual and emotional abuse of children, so it's not really funny. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/6/2002 10:10:00 PM ----- BODY: Julia Child's kitchen is going to the Smithsonian, while the legendary chef moves into a retirement community in Southern California. If they really want to honor her life, the kitchen should be fully operational and properly staffed at all times. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/6/2002 06:51:31 PM ----- BODY: The long arm of the law The chief of police in West University Place, a small incorporated city within Houston, will be docked two weeks' pay for surfing naughty web sites at work. That's $3000 in pay that he'll be forfeiting. What really makes that hurt is this:
"[At] the work station in the police chief's office, there was a pattern that showed there were frequent visits to these sites during a six-day period," [the West University Place city manager] said. According to the surveillance software, [he] made 34 visits to cybersex sites, spending about 3.4 minutes a day perusing porn.
Damn. That's $3000 for 20 minutes, or $150 per minute. Even Miss Cleo doesn't charge that much. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/6/2002 06:35:02 PM ----- BODY: The Troubles of Being Tiffany My wife's name is Tiffany. She's a graduate of Georgetown University. She holds a doctorate in Science and Technology Policy from The University of Manchester. She's a sweet, intelligent, serious person. And she's got a name which is routinely and unfortunately associated with bimbos and bitches. Jake's ditsy girlfriend on Once and Again is named Tiffany. Luann's arch-nemesis is named Tiffany. And in today's Doonesbury we discover that Jim Andrews' third trophy wife is named Tiffany. It's just not fair. Anyone know if there's a support group for this sort of thing? Even worse, Tiffany tells me, is that when she was a kid there were no personalized chotchkes with the name "Tiffany" on them. You know, like the little license plates with a name on them that kids put on their bicycles. There were no "Tiffany" license plates to be found when Tiffany was a kid. Once all the kids in the extended family were given personalized toothbrushes. No problem for her sister Pamela or her cousins Jennifer and Vanessa, but hers had to have her middle name Ann on it because there were no Tiffany toothbrushes. In short, my wife was Tiffany before it was cool. UPDATE: Larry reminds me that I've overlooked perhaps the most famous Tiffany, namely the teenage pop singer from the 80s. Apparently, the now-fully-grown-up Tiffany is featured in next month's Playboy. I don't think I can add anything to that. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/5/2002 05:53:07 PM ----- BODY: Why I'm not a libertarian Charles Dodgson sums it up pretty well for me. I like the free market just fine, thanks, but I've never viewed it as magic. I agree with Molly Ivins here - government is like a hammer. It can be used for good and it can be used for evil, but it is inherently neither. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/5/2002 05:12:03 PM ----- BODY: Fish In A Barrel Dept Britney Spears is starring in a new movie. According to the IMDb, the plot summary is as follows:
Three high school girls, from a small Georgia town, who used to be best friends when they were younger, but now have very different personalities (a cheerleader, a straight-A student and a "burnout", whatever that means) (Spears plays the smart one) get together for a trip across the country. Along the way, they meet a musician who persuades them to go to Los Angeles to compete in a musical contest.
Britney plays the smart one...Well, I guess she won't have to worry about typecasting. I can't wait to see what she says about the experience in her blog. UPDATE: Well, my friend Amy Hemphill has to actually consider seeing this movie because she knows the guy who plays Britney's boyfriend. Yet another examples of the dark side of show business. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/5/2002 05:10:54 PM ----- BODY: The local angle Chronicle political columnist John Williams makes this interesting observation about Enron: For all the lobbying power Ken Lay had, the company "never won a big government contract in Houston." -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/5/2002 05:09:06 PM ----- BODY: Life in the not-so-fast lane As part of its effort to clean up the air and comply with EPA regulations, an eight-county area covering Houston and its hinterlands is now under a 55 MPH speed limit. Some folks are not too happy about this, saying that lower speeds will have no effect. Naturally, officials defend the science behind the lower speed/fewer emissions link. I'll stipulate the benefits of driving 55 MPH - it's safer, it burns less fuel, and yeah, it's more emissions-efficient. I'm a leadfoot, so this is gonna be hard on me, but I'll try my best. Of course, I wouldn't bother blogging about this if I didn't have some gripes. First off, I can't help but think that the real problem is with jammed freeways during our everlasting rush hour. Surely going 70 MPH is better on the air than stop-and-go driving. And speaking of stop-and-go driving, don't get me started on Houston's bizarrely unsynchronized and poorly timed traffic lights. I'd like to see more light rail plans and better traffic light management before I'm willing to make nice about driving slower. One nice thing about this is that I have yet another reason to feel smug about not driving an SUV:
In general, the lighter a vehicle and the smaller and cleaner its engine, the less improvement in pollution from a lower speed. As a group, [Randy Wood, deputy director for environmental policy at the Texas Natural Resource Conservation Commission in Austin] said, heavy-duty vehicles, including big trucks and larger pickups and sport utility vehicles, release about 10 times the [Nitrogen oxides, called NOX for short] per mile as light-duty vehicles, which include cars and smaller pickups and SUVs.
Of course, even if everyone started driving Geos at 55 MPH, we'd still be a long way from compliance:
The 55-mph speed limit is part of a two-prong plan to cut vehicle emissions, which the H-GAC estimates produce 24 percent of NOX emissions in the region. The other prong, certain to also elicit howls of complaint from motorists, is a tightened tailpipe testing program scheduled to begin May 1. The slower speed limit is projected to account for a NOX reduction of about 12 tons a day, the tailpipe test about 36 tons. Together, they would achieve about 7 percent of the needed reductions, set at 750 to 800 tons a day under the state's air plan.
Can't wait to see what industry (read: refineries) will have to do. You can read about the plan here and here. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/5/2002 05:08:02 PM ----- BODY: Confirming what we already knew There will be no contraction in baseball in 2002, as Minnesota's Supreme Court refused to hear an appeal of an injunction that forces the Twins to honor their lease this year. Many folks in Minnesota, including the players, are glad to hear it. I'll be rooting for the Twins to win the Central Division this year. I just can't see Bud and the boys trying to eliminate a team that makes the postseason. How can you claim that a winning team is doomed to failure? For those of you who'd like to better understand baseball's complicated and obfuscated finances, I highly recommend this series of articles from The Baseball Prospectus. I've linked to article 6 of 7 (the seventh is forthcoming). It has links to all of the previous articles. You will have a much better understanding of the facts after you've read them. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/4/2002 06:12:45 PM ----- BODY: More on guns I really don't want to get into the whole gun debate here. It's been done to death in blogdom, and frankly I find the whole thing boring. If there's one issue on which a lot of bloggers (including myself) who otherwise consider themselves bastions of critical thinking do a lousy job of seeing other perspectives, it's guns. That said, I want to address a couple of points raised by Megan McArdle. First, as Megan says in the comments to this post, I did not and do not advocate a ban on guns. I'll get back to this in a minute. My point in picking on Glenn Reynolds was that his argument about guns as a metaphor for cars can be easily turned around to support something he wouldn't like. As this site shows, gun control advocates do exactly that. They try to turn it back around, but I think they get into hairsplitting. If the ultimate aim of registration and licensing is acheived, I don't think gun control advocates will care whether it's at the federal or state level. I think the confusion comes from this statement that Megan makes:
Because the fundamental aim of the more prominent groups is to outlaw handguns entirely, and in some cases long guns as well. The fundamental vision of the gun control groups is that there is no legitimate right to self defense with a weapon.
Well, for what it's worth, here's the Mission Statement at Handgun Control:
As the largest national, non-partisan, grassroots organization leading the fight to prevent gun violence, the Brady Campaign and the Brady Center are dedicated to creating an America free from gun violence, where all Americans are safe at home, at school, at work, and in their communities. The Brady Campaign and the Brady Center believe that a safer America can be achieved without banning all guns. The Brady Campaign works to enact and enforce sensible gun laws, regulations and public policies through grassroots activism, electing progun control public officials and increasing public awareness of gun violence. The Brady Center works to reform the gun industry and educate the public about gun violence through litigation and grassroots mobilization, and works to enact and enforce sensible regulations to reduce gun violence including regulations governing the gun industry.
Emphasis added. Of course, there's lots of room for weaseling there, since they say "all" guns. But still, that's what they claim. Now obviously, their view of "sensible" gun laws and Megan's are different. For that matter, their view and mine are, too. I think if I had a beer with Megan, we'd find we're not too far apart on this issue. I used to be very anti-gun. I didn't grow up with guns, so I don't have any of our "gun culture" in me. Perhaps that's why they don't give me the feeling of security they give some folks. For the record, to answer Swen Swenson's claim that "[y]ou are far better off defending yourself with a gun than you would be going mano e mano with ball bats against some 250# goblin," I'd rather face that scenario than deal with a goon with a gun. For one thing, I might be able to outrun the 250-pound goon. I might even be able to disarm him before he can get a good swing at me - all I need is some room, a rock to throw, and good aim. I ain't outrunning a bullet, and if he's got the drop on me my piece isn't gonna help me much. I should say that I have had several opportunities to fire guns, both handguns and rifles. I still don't much like them, but they don't mystify me. My position on guns began to change as I realized that a virulent anti-gun stance is not consistent with many of my other beliefs. I believe in abortion rights. As such, the argument that [a]ll of the gun control laws - some 20,000 of them - were proposed as 'reasonable restrictions' - 'just between us folks of good will' has some resonance with me, since it's exactly the tactic that the anti-abortion advocates have been using. Of course, abortion rights has only a reversible Supreme Court ruling on which to hang its hat while gun rights has an actual by-god Amendment to act as a backstop. But still, I couldn't reconcile the dichotomy, so I had to adapt. My strong feelings about the First Amendment took me further along this path. Of course, as Megan herself has written, Constitutional rights are not unlimited. "Constitutional rights can be regulated, so long as the regulation is narrowly constructed to resolve a particular, definite harm," says she. I like her approach to education as a prerequisite for ownership. I'd want some assurance that there'd be a way to prevent felons from getting certified, and to remove certification once someone gets convicted. That opens the background check can-o-worms, but you're gonna have a hard time convincing me that the state has no compelling interest in keeping guns away from criminals. If we're still talking after that point, then we can argue over the least intrusive way to make this work and still be effective. Maybe the misunderstanding is mine. My stance on guns has moved away from close agreement with the Brady folks, perhaps far enough that they wouldn't consider me one of them. Down here in a gun-loving state, I'm considered a gun control nut. Megan lives in New York City, which is a very anti-gun place. It's also full of the elitism that she refers to. I grew up there, I recognize what she's talking about. I suppose Megan stands out as a gun rights nut in NYC. It's all about the perspective. Anyway. I'd rather talk about sports. Is it baseball season yet? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/4/2002 06:12:22 PM ----- BODY: Broadband and blogging Ginger says that blogs rely heavily on broadband. She cites some blogs with sizaeable front pages (including mine, though I'm tied for third smallest at 52K) as evidence that bloggers assume we all have fast connections. Well, for what it's worth, we're still using a 33.6 modem at home for dialup. Between the prospect of moving, an old computer that is scheduled for an upgrade Real Soon Now, and the need for a plain old dial line for connecting to Tiffany's work, we haven't hopped on the DSL bandwagon just yet. I do quite a bit of blog reading and research at home on this slow line, and with the exception of QuasiPundit I generally don't notice how long it takes for the pages to load. If QP got rid of their scrolling Java stuff, I probably wouldn't notice their time to load, either. Just a data point for you. Reading Ginger's previous post about blogging's costs and who bears them, I have to admit that I've enjoyed freeloading so far. Given that I've been adding entries every day, and that people do actually read them, I really should do something to pay my fair share. I hereby resolve to look into getting BloggerPro. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/3/2002 10:55:12 PM ----- BODY: Random Super Bowl observations
  • Tiffany and I were heading over to her sister's place to watch the game on their amazing HDTV-ready widescreen TV when we passed a Ford Excursion with a baby stroller attached to its rear door on a bike rack. This made us wonder: Do these people really have so much stuff (or so many kids) in there that they need to carry the stroller on the outside?
  • The Rams defensive coordinator is named Lovie Smith. What the heck kind of name is "Lovie" for a football coach? Every time I hear it, I think of Mrs. Howell.
  • Was it just me or were the ads boring this year? The only ones that stand out to me are the Budweiser valentine-card ad, and the Docker's little-black-dress ad. Other than that, snoozeville.
  • I admit it - we switched to NBC to watch Fear Factor with the Playboy Playmates. We laughed at it, but in the end we were hooked enough to turn back after the game. Poor Angel Boris. She was robbed.
  • Pretty damn good game, too. I was sure it was going to go into overtime. I still can't believe the Rams' defense let the Pats down the field like that at the end.
  • Top story on the local news after Fear Factor: Ken Lay is now refusing to testify before Congress. Oooohhh...
-------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/2/2002 01:21:03 PM ----- BODY: One month in Well, I started this thing a month ago. Didn't know how long I'd be able to keep it up, didn't know if I'd run out of things to say or would find it a chore. So far, it's been mostly fun and a lot easier than I thought to find things to say. As a bonus, I've had the pleasure of hearing from a few other bloggers, both local and elsewhere. And I must say, being cited favorably by another blog is a bigger kick than I thought it would be. I've written a lot more about politics than sports, which surprises me somewhat. Guess there hasn't been all that much on the sports pages that was moved me to comment. I'm sure that will vary over time. Anyway, I'm happy with what I've done so far and hope to keep it going for as long as I can. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/2/2002 01:15:38 PM ----- BODY: Speaking of sports... The ESPN/USA Today Coaches Poll for men's college basketball is smaller by one today. Seems Utah coach Rick Majerus had been delegating his voting duties to an assistant, and said assistant had been voting for the Temple Owls, who currently stand at 6-12. According to Majerus, the unnamed assistant was "unaware" of Temple's poor record this year. Okay, let's take a closer look at this. First of all, the guy had Temple at #9 this week. I can understand a throwdown #25 vote, but how can you claim that a team is one of the top ten and not know what their record is? Even worse, this vote wasn't a one-time thing. Temple had been getting votes since December 23, when they were 3-7. Even more damning, they had been climbing in the polls. That means this guy had voted them higher every week, again without knowing their record. It's easy to make fun of the "computer geeks" who rank teams by complicated formulas, but at least they always know how many games each team has won and lost, and against whom. I understand that Majerus had family problems that caused him to delegate his vote in the first place, but frankly if he didn't have the time for it - even to check what his assistant was doing in his name - he should have asked to be relieved of the duty. Since he didn't as far as I'm concerned he should never be burdened with this responsibility again. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/2/2002 01:15:24 PM ----- BODY: And back to politics Score one for the Harris County Democrats, as a ruling from the 14th Court of Appeals knocks out a GOP challenger for the 270th District Court bench. I still think that technicalities should not eliminate otherwise legitimate ballot applicants, but the court's ruling that "it is not unfair to require a candidate who files for office and swears that the application is correct to bear the consequences for an error of application" is certainly reasonable. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/1/2002 06:06:53 PM ----- BODY: Covering Houston, take two Salon tries again to capture Houston's mood in the post-Enron collapse. While this article is a lot closer to reality than their cringe-worthy first attempt, it still felt off to me. I don't deny that the free-market deregulation worship that Katharine Mieszkowski describes exists, and is even rather prevalent. Houston is indeed the land of no zoning and free-for-all suburban sprawl. Houston is also a very big place with a large and diverse population. As such, anyone who tries to capture its essence in a four-page article is going to make a bunch of sweeping generalizations about it that are going to be flat wrong for a lot of its residents. I grew up in Staten Island, New York. Staten Island is a part of New York City, but its small size (compared to the other boroughs), relative isolation, and suburban feel make it a very different place. I often got annoyed when I'd hear someone say something or other was "quintessential New York" or "definitive New York" because they were seldom describing anything resembling my reality. To put it another way, New York is as much The King of Queens, Crooklyn , and Working Girl as it is Seinfeld and Sex and the City. It's the same sort of thing in Houston. We have snooty old money (River Oaks) and snooty new money (Memorial), too cool (and expensive) for you downtown lofts, gentrifying neartown neighborhoods like the Heights and Montrose that are struggling to retain aspects of their past identities as hippie and gay areas, a large variety of ethnic and minority enclaves, the more rural areas down south and out east near the refineries, and on and on. In addition, a lot of us here now weren't here during the 80s boom and bust, myself included. I'm sure it makes for a boring story, but if author Mieszkowski had looked, she'd have found a bunch of people with no memory of or interest in the psychological baggage she talks about. UPDATE: This time Ginger was harsher than I was. That's two Premium subscribers you've pissed off, Salon. We deserve better. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/1/2002 04:53:09 PM ----- BODY: Give me options An interesting opinion piece on the nature of alternative political parties and restricted ballot access. The writer, a Libertarian, makes the case that freer access to ballots would not necessarily weaken the traditional parties:
Mark Rutherford, chairman of the Indiana Libertarian Party, offered another angle. "If the Democrats want to weaken the efforts of the Green Party in Indiana, in a perverse way, easier ballot access might do that. It will cause Greens to focus less on statewide organization, and more on candidates, which will splinter their efforts and effectiveness." He pointed out that tough ballot access rules have actually helped organize and motivate the Libertarians, who have more elected officeholders than all the other alternative parties combined. Rutherford was quick to add a counterpoint: "The more names on the ballots, the more issues are raised; and all the candidates then become more focused to the needs and desires of the voters. This is good for the astute Democrat and Republican who picks this up, and steals the issue from the Libertarian."
I've generally been agnostic on this issue, as I find that alternative parties tend to be fringe and single-issue types who are boring at best, but I think he's on to something. It's certainly the case that reasonable ballot access laws are in line with the spirit of our democracy. Call me a convert on this issue. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 2/1/2002 04:52:43 PM ----- BODY: Score one against term limits The state of Idaho has repealed its term limits law, becoming the first state to do so. I'm genuinely shocked that the mostly Republican state legislature did so over the veto of the Republican governor. Term limits were a rallying cry for the GOP in 1994, so to say the least the party has made quite a turnaround. Of course, the issue does lose some luster when it's your guys who are in office, but still. We all know the arguments against term limits. Here's one that hadn't really occurred to me before:
Party leaders say [...] term limits take away critical experience from government, especially in rural areas where many small towns have struggled to fill local offices.
Whatever the reason, I'm glad they did it. I hope this encourages local leaders to push for a repeal of Houston's moronic term limits law. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/31/2002 09:55:53 PM ----- BODY: Don't throw me in the briar patch! Glenn Reynolds says:
15 KIDS AND ADULTS WERE INJURED, SOME CRITICALLY, AT A SCHOOL in Los Angeles, as a car veered into a crowd. It was a Mercedes. Will we hear calls for "car control," and explanations that "no one needs" a car with "that much power"?
I have to say, it baffles me when gun-freedom advocates invoke cars as a metaphor for guns. Consider that in order to drive, one must have passed a driver's-education class, be licensed by the state, and carry liability insurance for any damage you may cause while operating your vehicle. In addition, your car must be registered by the state and must pass an annual inspection to ensure that it is in safe driving condition. You must prove that you are licensed and insured in order to buy a car. Finally, the state can revoke your license to drive if you demonstrate that you are sufficiently irresponsible or dangerous when behind the wheel. So, you know, if you really want guns and gun ownership to be treated in the same fashion as cars and car ownership, I can't say that the gun-control lobby will be unhappy with you. Oh, and one last thing: You do need specialized education and a special license to operate nonstandard vehicles like motorcycles and large trucks. And I daresay that Mercedes drivers tend to pay more for liability insurance than, say, Geo drivers. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/31/2002 05:49:15 PM ----- BODY: Bike lane battle One of the things Houston has been doing in an effort to comply with the Federal Clean Air Act has been to install bike lanes on various city streets. This has had the unfortunate effect of increasing traffic congestion on some of these streets. I certainly favor all reasonable ideas to make Houston more accessible to non-drivers. Encouraging bike riding, even in our frequently sweltering climate, is a good idea and worth the trouble. However, I have a lot of sympathy for the people who do drive on this stretch of West Alabama. Any time you reduce a street from two lanes each way to one lane each way, you're going to cause bottlenecks. Houston's notoriously out-of-sync traffic lights, with their annoyingly long red cycles, make this problem even worse. Throw in a bus route and it's a recipe for disaster. Part of the problem is that the city, which is a bit more than halfway through completion of its planned master bikeway program, has done a poor job of publicizing these alternatives. Thus, drivers who sit steaming through three or four red lights at a given intersection wonder why they suffer but see so few bicycles actually use those lanes. I've certainly cursed the bike lanes a few times myself, and I seldom drive this part of West Alabama, partly because of the squeeze on auto lanes. I'd like to see this succeed, if only for the selfish reason that more bikes means less traffic to bother me while I drive. There are of course many more pieces to this puzzle - rail, sidewalks, city centers - but each piece is important and deserves to be treated properly. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/30/2002 09:33:15 PM ----- BODY: Another local connection Got a note from another local blogger today. Take a moment and check out The People's Republic of Seabrook. Thanks to him, I found this amusing piece about the Mormon Church's attempts to upgrade its image as the world comes to their Mecca for the Olympics. I'm a better man for having read it, for now I know of The Utah Bikini Team. This being Utah, one of their more recent engagements was at the 2002 Utah Bridal Expo. And to think that some people think Texas is a strange place. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/30/2002 07:00:09 PM ----- BODY: I don't know what Linda Lay hoped to accomplish with her bid for sympathy on the Today Show recently, but judging by these letters to the editor, she failed pretty miserably. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/30/2002 06:59:47 PM ----- BODY: Big time for a small school Nice article today in USA Today about the men's basketball program at Gonzaga. As a Rice fan, I have a lot of respect for the success that they've acheived. It's also good to know that they haven't lost sight of who they are and what they stand for. Here's to another visit to the Sweet Sixteen, guys. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/29/2002 09:39:21 PM ----- BODY: Crime and punishment Oliver Willis has his say about what jail should be about. In a word, says Willis, it's about punishment. I think this position, while emotionally satisfying, is wrong on several levels. First, I'll stipulate that certain crimes and certain criminals deserve harsh punishment and nothing more. It is for this reason that I do not oppose the death penalty. I have problems with how cavalierly we issue it, with the restrictions on appeals, and with the overly skewed number of non-whites on death row, but at the end of the day I believe that death is sometimes the only appropriate response. Similarly, I have no qualms with long sentences for violent crimes. Nor do I quibble with making violent and hardened criminals serve the full extent of their sentences, or with throwing away the key on habitual reoffenders. Parole is a privilege, and it belongs to those who earn it. Finally, I'd be perfectly happy if we got serious about white collar criminals. You know, the kind who merely wipe out people's life savings instead of bashing them over the head. If someday Jeff Skilling does a ten-spot in Huntsville, you won't see me crying for him. The problem is that there are plenty of people in jail who don't fit any of the descriptions above. Most people who enter jail are going to get out before they're eligible for Social Security. It seems to me that it's in society's best interests to do something to convince these people that they're better off joining the ranks of the productive citizens rather than go back to the old habits that got them sent up the river in the first place. Lots of prisoners are illiterate. Libraries and literacy programs help some of them overcome that, which in turn makes them more likely to find a job when they get out. Isn't this a win-win situation? Well, maybe we should just lock 'em all up and throw away the key. One strike and you're out. I hope you're prepared to pay for that. States are already running out of money for prisons. Would you like to drain resources from education, road-building or law enforcement to keep the prison building industry humming? Don't forget that most people start their criminal careers when they're young. Locking them up for good means not only are we removing a potential contributor to the economy just as he's entering his wage-earning years, it means we have to pay for that person's upkeep for decades. That just doesn't sound like good economic policy to me. If it costs so much to feed and shelter them, why not just kill them all? Well, that's what they used to do in Afghanistan. Do we really wanna go there? I believe that criminal justice has three goals: Deterrence, rehabilitation, and punishment. Jail should be bad enough that people don't want to risk going there, but not so bad that it regularly spits out worse people than it takes in. In an ideal world, the justice system would take those who are merely young and foolish and show them the error of their ways, thus not only setting them back on the right path but providing a good example for those around them. (Yeah, I know, but I'm idealizing here. Work with me.) Rehabilitation and deterrence work hand in hand. By deterring crime and reforming criminals, we can spend less on jails and more on things that actually enhance our lives. And let's not overlook the idea that some crimes really don't deserve prison sentences. Think "mandatory sentencing for drug offenses" here. If we stop locking up pot smokers for thirty years, there will be plenty of room in prison for those who really need it. The funny thing is that throwing more people in jail for longer periods does not necessarily correlate with a drop in crime. I cite the Justice Policy Institute report on the 1990's, which says
The connection between incarceration and crime rates appears as elusive at the end of the 90s as it has been in previous decades. There is little correlation between states with skyrocketing incarceration rates and the recent crime declines witnessed across the country. The "New York Miracle" - the sharp drops in homicides and violent crime rates experienced by America's largest city between 1992 and 1997 - have occurred at the same time that New York State had the second slowest growing prison system in the country, and at a time when the city's jail system downsized. New York's modest prison growth provides a solid contrast to the explosive use of incarceration in other states. During the same 1992-97 period, California's prison population grew by 30%, or about 270 inmates per week, compared to New York State's more modest 30 inmates a week. Between 1992 and 1997, New York State's violent crime rate fell by 38.6%, and its murder rate by 54.5%. By contrast, California's violent crime rate fell by a more modest 23%, and its murder rate fell by 28%. Put another way, New York experienced a percentage drop in homicides which was half again as great as the percentage drop in California's homicide rate, despite the fact that California added 9 times as many inmates per week to its prisons as New York.
All I'm saying is that we should use some common sense in dealing with crime and punishment. Not all crimes are equal, nor are all criminals. To quote this Nevada Journal article:
It was an appeals court judge in New York who pointed out in a magazine article that a penniless mother who steals powdered milk for her baby and a thug who steals powdered milk to cut heroin have committed the same crime. Does anyone really want to see them given identical, "mandatory" prison sentences?
Let's lock up the right folks for the right reasons. That's the best approach. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/29/2002 05:55:51 PM ----- BODY: Left Turn According to this annual survey, incoming college freshmen are more liberal than any time since 1975. As a college student from the Reagan years, in which the joke on campus was that our boomer-era profs were more liberal than the students, I am generally heartened by this. Of course, if this really means that more students are on the anti-globalization, blame-the-US-for-everything fringe, then it's not so good. The numbers mentioned in this article are too vague to draw any firm conclusions. Besides, nowadays "liberal" and "conservative" are too broad. I'm a liberal who's for free trade, against hate crime and hate speech laws, and in favor of the death penalty with certain reservations. Does this make me a moderate, a traitor to the cause, or just confused? I don't know, but I bet I wouldn't be considered "liberal" by this survey. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/29/2002 05:53:38 PM ----- BODY: If I could read your mind... There's a woman right here in the Houston area who claims to be a "pet psychic". You can see her do her thing tonight on Animal Planet. Now, I don't know about you, but I don't need to pay some poofter $300 an hour to tell me what my dog is thinking. I know exactly what he's thinking at all times: "Feed me! Pet me! Worship me! Take me for walkies! Let me on the couch! Did I mention feed me?" I saw an ad for this bizarre show last night while watching Blue Planet: Seas of Life, all four hours of which will be rerun on Friday night. Make time to watch it, it's excellent and fascinating. And let your pets sit on the couch with you while you watch. I have a feeling they'd like that. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/28/2002 02:02:29 PM ----- BODY: Who not to read Duncan Fitzgerald confesses that he doesn't read Tom Clancy any more. Says he
I got about 2/3 of the way through The Sum of All Fears. It was at that point I realized Clancy was just another poser in the mold of Zane Grey and Danielle Steele. A sell-out. A fake, a fraud, a user of template-based-MadLib-fill-in-the-blanks-book-writing.
Well, I haven't read Clancy in years either. I loved The Hunt for Red October - but don't get my Russian-born friend Galina started on how unrealistic it was from her perspective - and I made it through Patriot Games and Clear and Present Danger. The realization I came to at that point was that Clancy was basically writing technical manuals, with a lot of fawning for Reaganesque politics. He can't write characters to save his life. Forget about writing female characters - you could come away from reading the Clancy portfolio and honestly believe he's never met a real woman in his life. I mean, in Patriot Games, Jack Ryan's buddy Robbie at one point refers to their wives as "the womenfolk". The man is clearly not from this planet. I haven't read John Grisham in years, either. Once you come to the realization that all Darby Shaw had to do was tell someone else about the "Pelican Brief", it becomes hard to take his plots seriously. Then there's Patricia Cornwell, whose first couple of books were outstanding. Unfortunately, her plots got more contrived and her characters got less interesting. I vowed to quit after reading Cause of Death, easily my all-time candidate for Book By A Big-Name Author In Greatest Need Of An Editor, but I came across a used copy of the first book in her other series, Hornet's Nest, and gave it a try. Wrong! I think all three of these authors started out doing good books (Clancy's Red October, Grisham's The Firm, Cornwell's Postmortem, which is still the gold standard for medical examiner thrillers). I don't know if they simply ran out of original ideas, or if their success meant that no one was able to tell them that they had turned into hacks. Take my advice, people - go read Michael Connelly, Jill McGown, Robert Crais, Jan Burke, Harlan Coben, Peter Robinson, Rick Riordan, John Sandford, Aaron Elkins, Kathy Reichs, or Elizabeth George. You can thank me later. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/28/2002 02:01:37 PM ----- BODY: Big Ol' Can Of Worms Dept. A New Jersey man is charged as an accomplice in a DUI fatality even though he wasn't in the car. Kenneth Powell was called to pick up his friend Michael Prangle, who'd been busted after blowing a 0.21 on the breathalyzer, from jail. Powell took Prangle back to his car, where Prangle proceeded to crash headon into a car driven by Navy Ensign John Elliott, killing Elliott and himself, and injuring Elliott's girlfriend. Powell maintains that he wasn't fully informed of Prangle's condition. The state police says that Powell was fully informed, was told that Prangle shouldn't drive, and that Prangle was visibly intoxicated besides. Complicating matters is that state law at the time of this incident was unclear. A new law was passed last year in response to this that would allow police to impound drunk drivers' cars for 12 hours, and also spells out what to tell someone who comes to bail out a drunk driver, including what penalties they may face if they let the driver get back behind a wheel too soon. I'm inclined to think that Kenneth Powell bears some responsibility for John Elliott's death (and Michael Prangles', for that matter). I don't know that his level of culpability rises to manslaughter charges, though. It's the same problem I have with laws that make party hosts and bartenders partially responsible for DUI accidents - ultimately, the fault lies with the person who gets behind the wheel. Some people don't look as drunk as they are, some people will sneak off when you're busy elsewhere - it's a lot to ask to make a third party their keeper. It will be interesting to see what a jury (and most likely an appeals court) makes of this. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/28/2002 02:01:00 PM ----- BODY: Are you sick of the whole Enron thing yet? Vice President Dick Cheney is refusing to turn over documents connected to President Bush's energy plan. The GAO may file a lawsuit against the White House to force them to give it up. I don't know what Cheney is hiding, but I doubt that it's as bad as the negative press they're gonna get for all this stonewalling. The latest polls say that 67 percent of Americans think the President is lying in part or in whole over Enron. I know you guys read the polls, Dick. What were you thinking? In other news, Ken Lay's wife Linda says they're trying to avoid personal bankruptcy. That sound you hear is my heart breaking for them. Here's some free advice, Linda: Get a job. And don't put all of your 401(k) in company stock. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/27/2002 12:38:15 PM ----- BODY: What he said This op-ed piece by Bart Busker in today's Chron says exactly what I think about the Katy Freeway expansion. Busker highlights an issue that I didn't, which is that the I-10 expansion is several times as expensive as the current light rail project. The light rail project had to fend off lawsuits, ballot challenges, City Council shenanigans, and Tom De Lay, while all of the so-called champions of fiscal responsibility make no mention of the billion dollars that will be spent here. Nice to have friends in high places, isn't it? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/26/2002 09:02:21 PM ----- BODY: A place for my stuff So Tiffany and I have started to look for a new house. There's nothing wrong with our current house, but if we ever want to have kids, we're gonna need more room. Plus, we've done all the renovating and remodeling that this house can take, so Tiffany needs a new challenge. There's a house we have our eye on in the same neighborhood. This is good, because we want to stay in this neighborhood. We really like it here. There's a long road to travel before we get to the point of completing any transactions, but we know where we want to be going. Tiffany and I have looked at a lot of houses in the four-plus years we've been at this address. Early on, before we performed major surgery on the kitchen and master bedroom/bathroom, we looked at other houses to get ideas about what we could do and what we shouldn't do. Later on it was just plain old curiosity on our part. Going to realtor open houses around here is somewhat of a spectator sport. Most of the agents know us on sight by now. We've seen a lot of new houses, and a lot of old houses that have been refurbished and added on to. I'm always amazed at some of the things that builders do. Since this is a desireable neighborhood, all the new and refurb construction is aimed at the high end. Builders like to put a lot of money into flashy things like countertops, moldings, and light fixtures. They clearly hope to impress young couples with more money than sense and older couples who've sent the last of their kids out into the world and want to return to civilization from the wilds of the suburbs. The thing is that while they spend all this money and attention to frou-frou things like that, they often don't give a lot of thought to how real people will actually live in these dwellings. I see houses with very little useable wall space because of odd placings of windows and light switches. Houses with 3000 or more square feet will have only three bedrooms, all of which are way larger than most people need. Today we saw a house that was a refurb. It used to be a smallish bungalow, but it's on a big lot and has since been expanded on the ground and had a second story put on. It has a large kitchen, which is nice, but was one of the poorest designs I've ever seen. The sink is a long way from the stove and refrigerator, with a countertop in the way. The fridge is crammed into a tiny space because it's underneath the stairway, but to the left of the fridge is a pantry with a normal height ceiling. Instead of swapping the place for the fridge and the pantry, this arrangement would force you to have a smaller fridge than you would want. If they'd consulted someone who actually uses the kitchen to cook, they'd have changed the peninsula countertop into a center island with a gas cooktop and moved the space for the fridge closer to the sink. Another time I saw a brand new house that had a little enclave on the second floor that was intended to be a computer area. It had a built in desk on one wall. Problem was, the phone jack was on the other wall, so if you wanted to hook your computer up to the Net you'd have to run the wire across the floor. Not very bright. The house we're looking at has a few problems - no large closets, a small master bath, one odd light-switch placement - but for the most part you can imagine someone living there. Most of what's wrong should be fixable or at least livable. The ironic thing is that it's been on the market for several months. The builder didn't splurge on doorknobs and fixtures, which perhaps made the house less attractive to those who notice that sort of thing. Perhaps their loss will be our gain. We'll see. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/26/2002 02:40:38 PM ----- BODY: Adventures in Capitalism, part 2 The Houston City Council recently announced that it was considering selling naming rights to city buildings as a source of revenue. This has drawn predictable derision, but this article in the Chron explores the ways that other cities, notably San Diego, have formed partnerships with business for goods and services. In tough economic times, it makes sense to see what can be done to stretch limted municipal budgets. I'm ambivalent about this. Put aside issues of good taste - one can certainly hope that we never have the Dynegy City Hall building or some such - it's hard to argue against finding innovative ways to increase municipal services without increasing taxes and fees. For example
In perhaps the most unusual marketing marriage, San Diego is partnered with a defibrillator company. Cardiac Science will pay that city $225,000 over three years to be San Diego's official partner. The city also will get a cut of the company's defibrillator sales in San Diego during the contract term. The deal came after the city bought defibrillators for its municipal buildings. Teaming up on a public-safety campaign for defibrillator training seemed a natural, said Mary Braunwarth, director of San Diego's Corporate Partnership Program. "It's not just designed as a revenue (generator)," Braunwarth said. "It was tied with the city's desire to provide a new level of service that we did not have the money for in our regular budget." In addition to getting free publicity, Cardiac Science gets its brochures distributed by city fire officials during commercial building inspections. The fire department also provides defibrillator training.
I have no quibble with that, and I applaud San Diego for the initiative. The problem, of course, is that there's a nontrivial potential for corruption when you start throwing around millions of free dollars. It's just a matter of time before some city official is accused of taking kickbacks in return for steering a deal to a particular company. Any city that pursues this line of revenue needs to keep its eyes wide open for that possibility. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/26/2002 02:40:07 PM ----- BODY: Adventures in Capitalism, part 1 A former Enron employee is making money by selling T-shirts which bear anti-Enron slogans. Head over to his site if you'd like to buy a shirt that says "My boss got a retention bonus, all I got was this T-shirt." -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/25/2002 03:24:10 PM ----- BODY: What kind of scandal is this supposed to be again? Conventional wisdom (scroll to "The Gating Factor"), even in Blogland, appears to be settling on the idea that the Enron mess is a business scandal, not a political scandal. That may be true, but with all of the money that Kenny Boy and Company poured into politics and the access to the high and mighty that they had, it's way too early to discount the possibility of political laws being skirted or broken. For example, there's this story, which says that top Bush political advisor Karl Rove helped Republican strategist Ralph Reed land a consulting contract at Enron while Dubya was deciding whether or not to run.
The Rove associates say the recommendation, which Enron accepted, was intended to keep Reed's allegiance to the Bush campaign without putting him on the Bush payroll. Bush, they say, was then developing his "compassionate conservatism" message and did not want to be linked too closely to Reed, who had just stepped down as executive director of the Christian Coalition, an organization of committed religious conservatives. At the same time, they say, the contract discouraged Reed, a prominent operative who was being courted by several other campaigns, from backing anyone other than Bush. Enron paid Reed $10,000 to $20,000 a month, the amount varying by year and the particular work, people familiar with the arrangement say. He was hired in September 1997 and worked intermittently for Enron until the company collapsed.
If this is true - Rove predictably denies it - then what this looks like to me is political accounting Enron-style: Team Bush acquired an asset and hid the debt for it in an off-book partnership. You don't have to be a Democrat to think that this would be a Bad Thing:
"If Karl Rove was partly responsible for [Reed] getting the job at Enron, it illustrates the close relations between the Bush political world and Enron," said Trevor Potter, a Republican, who is a former chairman of the Federal Election Commission. "If it was done for the avowed reason to keep Reed satisfied and out of someone else's political camp, it illustrates what everyone in the Republican world has known for years: Enron has been an important source of political power in the party." Potter said Reed's hiring could have been a violation of federal election law if it turned out that "it was a backdoor way of getting him extra compensation for the time he was spending on Bush activity."
This may indeed turn out to be nothing. All I'm saying is that it's too early to dismiss the idea that there's no potential for a political scandal. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/25/2002 03:23:39 PM ----- BODY: Maybe there is justice Looks like perhaps Ken Lay won't walk away from all this with his spoils intact. Pretty much all of the income he got from Enron is apparently fair game in the multitude of civil lawsuits that have been filed by those who lost retirement accounts. This is as it should be. CEOs are bountifully compensated for the greater exposure to risk that they supposedly have, but in real life they tend to all have golden parachute clauses that make them impervious to any damage they cause to their companies. Ken Lay was ultimately responsible for Enron, and if Enron has turned to dust, then that's what he should get. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/25/2002 03:23:16 PM ----- BODY: Ballpark at Union Station update The Ballpark at Union Station is shopping for a new name. That's what Enron Field was called before it hitched up with Enron and changed its name. The Astros are in the market for a new suitor, and there's no lack of choices. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/25/2002 03:22:30 PM ----- BODY: If you're not completely Enroned out by now, listen to this interview from NPR (you need Real Audio) with Erica Bess Duncan. Erica is a friend of mine who is still with Enron. Her unit, Enron Online, has been bought by UBS Warburg, though the deal is not finalized. As you might imagine, things are a bit different now for those who are still there. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/25/2002 10:35:25 AM ----- BODY: Movin' right along Two interesting transportation stories in today's Chron. The Katy Freeway will roughly double in width now that the feds have approved a a $1 billion plan which is slated to begin in May, 2003. Also on the west side but further south, Metro has taken the first tentative step towards expanding the light rail line outwards by funding a study of the feasibility of running a line out US 90. This route would go through Sugar Land and Missouri City into Richmond and Rosenberg. One possibility would be to share tracks that run along US 90 and are currently in use by Union Pacific. I can't argue that the Katy Freeway (that's I-10 from the west side of Loop 610 out about 20-25 miles into Katy for you non-locals) doesn't need expanding. Traffic is congested on that stretch of road pretty much whenever you drive on it. What saddens me about this project is this blip from the article:
Most of the widening will occur along the former railroad right of way north of the freeway, but some will be on the south side, [Texas Department of Transportation spokewoman Janelle] Gbur said.
If we were ever gonna build rail out this way, that was the place for it. Since there was no mention of rail as being part of this project, I guess we can kiss it goodbye. The track is already there. You don't have to tear up streets, though you would have to figure out how and where to put the stations and platforms. Still, with so much infrastructure already in place, it seems a shame to me to never at least look at using it instead of ripping it out for more highway lanes. I sure hope this is the panacea that westside residents want it to be, because the next time our options won't be so nice and easy. I salute the people of Fort Bend County who are considering ideas other than more asphalt. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/24/2002 05:02:25 PM ----- BODY: Nice Work If You Can Get It Dept. Record label EMI is buying out Mariah Carey's $80 million four-album contract for $28 million. Now the two sides are fighting over who dumped whom. Sheesh. Y'know, I remember the old days when people took their millions and shut up about it. By the way, Carey recorded exactly one album, "Glitter", for EMI. It sold about 500,000 copies, which is to say it was a massive failure. Adding the $28 million buyout to the $21 million Carey had already been paid, this venture cost EMI $98 per copy sold, and that's before marketing and the cost of Carey's flopola of a film, also called "Glitter". In case you were wondering why CDs cost so damn much. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/24/2002 05:00:48 PM ----- BODY: New frontiers in American theater
It's a sweet story about a young girl who is following her dream. When she finally reaches it, her parents disapprove. So, she had to raise the money for the trip on her own. Her friends, sympathizing with their pal's plight, decide to pitch in and lend a helping hand. The story is that of the Texas Cowgirl Cheerleader wanna-be in Debbie Does Dallas, which made its way from the curtained section of video rental stores to the New York stage as part of the New York International Fringe Festival. The highly anticipated adaptation received mixed reviews but sold out its run at downtown Manhattan's Kraine Theatre Aug. 10-19.
Here's the full story. Link courtesy of Oliver Willis. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/24/2002 05:00:04 PM ----- BODY: How long until the election? Thanks in part to an increase in Democratic candidates as well as a general increase in partisan nastiness, there's been a sharp increase in challenges to ballot applications. This isn't right. A technicality shouldn't abrogate the voters' right to pick who they want. Fortunately, the Texas Supreme Court appears to see it that way. Good on them. This being Texas, there had to be at least one case with a weird twist. Here it is, scroll down to the "Heidi Ho! Ho! Ho!" subhead to read it. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/24/2002 04:58:46 PM ----- BODY: Doesn't feel that way to me This article in Salon claims that the Enron collapse has been a September 11-like shock to Houston.
"Whereas Sept. 11 was a shock for the nation and indeed the world, this is a second shock for Houston, certainly not of equal magnitude, but up there on the Richter scale," says Peter Bishop, chair of the studies of the future department at the University of Houston-Clear Lake. "Ken Lay. You couldn't find a fairer person, a person who did more for the community, and just like the World Trade Center, that doesn't exist anymore." It's a sign of how shocked Houstonians are about Enron's ignominious demise that Sept. 11 can be invoked -- and is frequently -- to explain the shock of the company's collapse.
Umm, maybe I'm just out of touch, but I can't honestly say that I've seen any September 11 references in the local Enron coverage. I certainly hadn't thought of it that way myself. Yes, this has been a shock, but there's still a fundamental difference between people losing jobs and money and people being vaporized by flaming jet fuel. Frankly, I think the comparison is overwrought to the point of being further evidence of an excessive sense of self-importance on the part of some folks connected to Enron, to wit:
"They had rock-star status here," says Carlos Hernandez, a native Houstonian and business consultant of the Enron top dogs. Last year, before Enron's downfall, when Jeff Skilling was still CEO, he'd be approached in local bars like a celebrity. "Out of nowhere people would come up to him and tell him how great he was. A friend of mine saw him at Volcano unshaven, wearing a leather bomber jacket, a white T-shirt and jeans," says Hernandez. "He was a god, and Lay was king."
You've got to be kidding me. Even today I wouldn't know Jeff Skilling if he wiped my windshield for beer money. Don't ask me what the T-shirt and jeans comment is supposed to mean. Maybe it was laundry day and that's what was still clean. I really have no idea where this story came from. Any Houstonians reading this, did I miss something? Do you feel this way? Please let me know. UPDATE: Ginger beat me to the publishing punch. Her take is a bit different, but we agree that the article didn't resonate for us. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/24/2002 04:57:43 PM ----- BODY: As goes Texas, so goes the nation I've already mentioned that Texas is looking at a shortfall in its unemployment insurance fund. Well, today we find that as things stand right now, the well runs dry in March. This will force the state to borrow money from the Feds (at 6.27% interest) as well as to hike taxes on businesses by $1.6 billion in 2003. Meanwhile, the Congressional Budget Office has lowered its surplus projections from $5.6 trillion over ten years to $1.6 trillion. The CBO had once projected that most of the national debt would be retired by 2008, but now "the loss of surpluses means the debt is expected to remain high, at $2.8 trillion, and continue to cost hundreds of billions of dollars each year in interest payments." Note to Senator Daschle: I'm waiting for you to make the honest and straightforward case that much of the $1.35 trillion tax cut that was passed last year was wrong and should be rolled back. You're going to be pilloried by the ideologues no matter what you do, so you may as well do the right thing. Blaming the president for the current mess without taking the argument to its logical conclusion is disingenuous at best. You know what to do, so do it. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/23/2002 09:39:41 PM ----- BODY: The company you keep Brian Linse makes the case that President Bush is tainted by his association with the Enron crowd. Says Brian
Regardless of what illegal shenanigans the Enron boys may or may not have gotten up to in the past, Bush will and should be judged for having such a miserable scumbag as a close friend and supporter.
I'm no fan of Bush or "Kenny Boy" Lay, but I must respectfully disagree with this position. I got into an argument many moons ago with a rabid Clinton-hater who made the same claim. I said then and I'll say now that it is not a crime to be friends with a shady character. One is rightfully judged by one's actions, not by one's company. Or, to put it another way:
[15] And it came to pass, that, as Jesus sat at meat in his house, many publicans and sinners sat also together with Jesus and his disciples: for there were many, and they followed him. [16] And when the scribes and Pharisees saw him eat with publicans and sinners, they said unto his disciples, How is it that he eateth and drinketh with publicans and sinners? [17] When Jesus heard it, he saith unto them, They that are whole have no need of the physician, but they that are sick: I came not to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.
I'm not attempting to draw any parallels here - $deity knows that Dubya gets enough worship from Andrew Sullivan, and I seriously doubt that Bush would have ever tried to get Lay to repent his evil bookkeeping ways. That's not the point. It's certainly true that his past actions in regard to Enron and Ken Lay are in many ways objectionable. I won't be at all surprised if at least some of his future actions regarding them are the same. However, standing by Ken Lay the man, his friend, is not something I will object to. In fact, I consider his attempts to distance himself from Lay to be craven. To be Ken Lay's friend in the good times but not the bad doesn't speak well for our president as a human being. It reinforces the notion that he only cared about the money, which is precisely what he should want to dispel. In short, if I refused to judge Bill Clinton by his disreputable friends, I cannot judge George Bush by his. UPDATE: Apparently, Brian drew a fair bit of disagreement. I'm never comfortable aligning myself with Clinton-bashers, but I gotta call 'em as I see 'em. For the record, I quoted the same Bible verses to the Clinton hater I sparred with back then. I suppose that's a stronger rhetorical device when dueling with Republicans, but oh well. My point in making that citation was that I believe the tactic of attacking a person by attacking that person's associates can be used against anyone, regardless of their degree of actual guilt. I do understand the point Brian is making, and perhaps I'm just splitting hairs, since there's no question that Dubya's friendship with Lay is closely entwined with their business and political dealings. I still believe that we should be examining Bush's actions, and that anything else is misdirection. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/23/2002 05:49:43 PM ----- BODY: Best news I've heard this week The Federal Trade Commission is considering a national no-call registry that would appear to put some real restrictions on telemarketers. The Direct Marketing Association hates it, so this must be good. Says their spokesbeing:
``The government may be overstepping its boundaries by spending taxpayer dollars to limit communication that is protected by the first amendment,'' said H. Robert Wientzen, president of the Direct Marketing Association. He said the proposals could cost the telemarketing industry money and jobs by having companies relocate to other countries to avoid the regulations. Wientzen said people who do not want to be called can request that their names be added his group's list, which now has 4.1 million names. The bulk of telemarketers voluntarily participate in this service and abide by the list, he said.
First of all, advertising (which these sales calls are) has less First Amendment protection than, say, a weblog. Marketers are held to certain standards of truthfulness and accuracy that us just plain folks aren't. Second, the DMA's no-call list is inherently flawed precisely because it's voluntary. There's nothing to compel a telemarketer to live by those rules. The fact that some do just makes them marginally less slimy. Finally, why should the burden be on the private citizen to prevent these intrusions into their homes? The DMA's assumtion is that unless you specifically say you don't want to hear from them, you must want to hear from them. Why isn't it the other way around? In other words, don't call me, I'll call you. There's nothing original about this opt-in versus opt-out argument - it's the same tack the anti-spam crowd has taken all along. That's the kind of law I'd really like to see pass. It'll never happen, and maybe that is taking regulation too far. What's being proposed here is realistically the best we'll ever do. I'm OK with that. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/23/2002 05:49:19 PM ----- BODY: The things you learn in obituaries Legendary retailer Stanley Marcus, longtime chairman of Neiman-Marcus, passed away at the age of 96 yesterday. Contained within his obit was the following:
Known as "Mr. Dallas" for his devotion to the city where he was born and lived for much of his life, Marcus nevertheless infuriated the conservative establishment in the 1950s and 1960s. He championed civil rights and free speech. During the height of the "red scare" in the 1950s, he publicly defended the Dallas Museum of Art, accused of showing "communist art" in showcasing works by Picasso and other artists. He was among the first Dallas merchants to hire blacks as salespeople and welcome blacks to shop at his stores. Despite threats of boycotts, picket lines and canceling of charge accounts, Marcus' business never suffered much, because the wives of the most conservative Dallas leaders couldn't bear to live without shopping at Neiman's.
RIP, Mr. Stanley. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/23/2002 05:45:30 PM ----- BODY: One guy who won't be sorry to see the Summerall-Madden team split up is Sports Illustrated's Dr. Z, who rated that pairing as the worst in football this year. I guess I can see his point, and I should note that others, including Slate's Tuesday Morning Quarterback, have criticized Pat and John for being slipshod. Maybe I don't pay very close attention to broadcasters any more, or maybe I'm still listening to their reputation, I don't know. But I'll miss this partnership anyway. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/22/2002 09:43:47 PM ----- BODY: Like son, like father I'm somewhat amazed to say that I just walked my father through setting up a blog. Mom and Dad have been on email (with just a bit of help from their slightly more technical son) for two years now, since they left the ancestral home in New York and moved out west to Oregon. It's been an adventure in a number of ways. Dad has found a groove sending out anecdotes and reminiscenses via email. I'm grateful that there's such a thing now as blogging to give his words a bit more permanence. There's just a test post there now as I write this, but do check back to The Dudstoevsky and see for yourself where I get it from. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/22/2002 05:52:52 PM ----- BODY: Got into a bit of a debate with Karin today about the Harry Potter movie. Karin has written that while she liked the movie, she felt it lacked by being a straightforward recapitulation of the book. Why do such an adaptation in the first place, she asks? I can understand this criticism, but frankly it doesn't bother me. I saw the movie and enjoyed it, and never felt that it needed to have some director's vision imposed on it. I certainly respect and admire those who can cover someone else's work and turn it into something new and wonderful while remaining faithful to the original artist's intent, but it's no sin to me to merely reproduce another's work in one's own style. (Insert Stephen Ambrose joke here.) I'm a big fan of a Grateful Dead cover album called "Deadicated". It features a diverse group of artists, all of whom have run their number through their own filter. Several of the songs, such as the Indigo Girls' version of "Uncle John's Band" and Dwight Yoakum's "Truckin'", are better than the originals. On the other hand, I've got a CD called "A Tribute to Stevie Ray Vaughn", which features faithful covers of his best-known songs by a variety of blues legends. There's nothing new to discover there, but good material performed by skilled artists is valuable in its own right. I file the Potter movie in the same general bin. By the way, did anyone happen to catch the A&E Biography of JK Rowling last night? She's obviously very protective of her creation, which lends another reason for Chris Columbus' choice of a stick-to-it narrative. Interestingly, the bio we saw last night was pretty much all Rowling speaking, rather than the usual panorama of interviews with friends and associates. The description on the page I linked, which describes a standard Bio formula show, is not what we saw last night. Curious. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/22/2002 05:52:01 PM ----- BODY: Splistville in the broadcast booth Larry pointed me to the story of Pat Summerall and John Madden splitting up as broadcast partners after the Super Bowl. I had at first thought it meant Summerall was retiring, but apparently not. So, I'm not sure what to make of this. Time for a change, I guess. Whoever Fox gets to pair with Madden (assuming Madden wants to go on with a new partner), that person should be as brief and succint as Summerall to complement Madden's bluster. The article mentions Joe Buck, and I think that would be a good choice. Tough act to follow, though. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/22/2002 05:51:41 PM ----- BODY: Not dead yet The Minnesota Court of Appeals has upheld an injunction that requires the Twins to play in the Metrodome this season. Look, anyone not related by blood or money to Bud Selig knew that the whole contraction idea was about as smart as the CIA's plan to humiliate Fidel Castro by making his heard fall out, though not quite as likely to acheive its ultimate aims. Can we just move on here and address baseball's real problems? Sheesh. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/22/2002 05:50:52 PM ----- BODY: It was just a matter of time The Wall Street Journal blames the fall of Enron on Bill Clinton. Well, more specifically, they attempt to blame Enron's sharp practices on "the moral climate" of the Clinton years:
We'd say it's also impossible to understand Enron outside of the moral climate in which it flourished. Those were the roaring '90s, when all of America reveled in the economic boom. They were also the Clinton years, when we learned that "everybody does it." The culture wanted to believe in Enron's promises, which helps explain why 16 of 17 Wall Street analysts rated Enron a "buy" as recently as last October.
So what you're saying is that 94% of Wall Street analysts were so bamboozled by the thought of the president getting a hummer that they lost all critical thinking skills? Wow. Really makes you wanna run out and play the market, doesn't it? Did these analysts not have mothers who said to them "If everybody jumped off a bridge, would you jump too?" Maybe lax parenting is also to blame for Enron. Did any of these analysts go to school with John Walker Lindh? Speaking of questionable business plans... Europe's first brothel for women has gone bankrupt. Wonder how many of those 17 analysts the WSJ refers to above rated this stock a "buy"? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/21/2002 04:57:27 PM ----- BODY: Slowdown in a growth industry, and that's a good thing From today's Chron, a story about how hard times are forcing states to spend less and even cut back on prison building. All I can say is it's about time. Building more prisons has got to be the least efficient way of dealing with crime. I'm not arguing that some people shouldn't be locked up for good or at least for many years, but I am arguing that our ever escalating git-tuff policies have mostly filled the jails with folks who aren't hardened recidivists. Much of this is due to ridiculous mandatory sentences for drug possession and use. I've long wondered why no one has ever run for state office on a platform of more fiscal responsibility in criminal justice. Surely someone could make the case that handing out 30-year sentences to pot smokers translates to higher taxes for prison construction as well as early releases for violent offenders. Maybe now someone will finally try. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/20/2002 12:49:40 PM ----- BODY: The Compaq Houston Marathon was this morning. Thanks to the rail construction on Main Street, the race was rerouted to pass within a block of my house. Tiffany and I got up early to join our neighbors and cheer the participants. It was pretty cool. There's not much prize money available in this race, so it doesn't get the topflight runners, though to my eyes there was a pretty decent turnout. And hey, it could be worse (warning: cheap shot coming): It could have been the Enron Houston Marathon. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/20/2002 12:40:11 PM ----- BODY: Smart growth vs. stupid growth A lot of libertarian types regularly ridicule efforts by local governments to control or at least manage their rate and means of growth. Virginia Postrel and the Chronicle's Jim Barlow are among those who've made their cases against "smart growth". They like to frame the debate as inner-city rail-loving townhome dwellers versus SUV-driving suburbanites. Here's Postrel:
Harried commuters just want fewer traffic jams. But anti-sprawl technocrats have something more grandiose in mind. They want everyone to live the way I do: in an urban townhouse off a busy street, with no yard but plenty of shops and restaurants within walking distance. Their "smart growth" planning means confining family life to crowded cities so that the countryside can be left open for wildlife, recreation and a few farmers. They crave "density," which they believe is more efficient and more interesting.
Well, for what it's worth, Virginia, I live in a house with a yard on a fairly sedate street. There are a few restaurants and shops within walking distance, but I have no plans to give up my car. But that's not the argument I want to get into right now. Jim Barlow takes on the same strawman:
For smart-growth supporters, the enemy is the suburb. It's urban sprawl. Sprawl should go, replaced by more people living in the inner city in multifamily dwellings and putting severe limits on driving.
Here's the thing, though. Smart growth isn't just about the inner city versus the suburb. Nor is it just about people who advocate denser population and mass transit. It's about people who want to live the way they've always lived, and who want their children to have the option of living that way. It's also about the problem of how to preserve a scarce resource that no one owns. Comal County is a rural part of the state, in between San Antonio and Austin on I-35. Its population has boomed lately, more than doubling to over 78,000 since 1980. It has had to contend with critical water issues as well as a fundamental change in their way of life. This story in the Sunday Chron does a good job covering how Comal County has tried to manage its growth. What it comes down to is simply this: Letting the market be the sole determinant of how and where communities grow leaves the current residents the choice of accepting what the developers do or moving out. I'd prefer a Third Way, thanks very much. The other problem, of course, is that the market doesn't know or care about the big picture. Developers like Perry Homes in Houston are infamous for cramming townhomes and McMansions on ever-smaller lots on side streets. They are not made to be responsible for things like whether or not the street can handle the additional traffic and parking, or whether or not there will be any drainage issues now that there's more concrete and less green space to handle runoff. It's not part of their profit-and-loss considerations unless zoning laws make them take it into account. Similarly, out in the Texas Hill Country, there's the issue of the Edwards Aquifer. There's a finite amount of water in Central Texas, and population growth is outstripping the Aquifer's ability to provide. If you're a developer in an unfettered free market, it's rational and profit-maximizing to build as much as you can in the Aquifer area. The question of when the area gets sufficiently overpaved to cause a critical water shortage is not your concern. Would regulation limiting development in this area push up the cost of housing there and make it less appealing to those who would like to live there? Yes, and that's exactly the point. Overdeveloping that area would impose a cost on everyone. It makes sense to impose the brunt of that cost to those on the outside who want in. Maybe that's not fair to those who weren't born there or who weren't smart enough to move in back when environmental issues were less of a concern. Tough luck. And finally, as these suburban Houston residents have learned, having no real controls on development may result in your next neighbor being a nasty concrete batch plant. After all, if it makes sense to build houses out where the land is cheap and easy, it makes sense to build industrial plants out there, too. There's a great irony when a Republican housewife has to turn to a zealous free-marketeer Congressman like John Culberson for help in a battle like this, but I daresay it was lost on both of them. So when I say I favor smart growth, it's for a very simple reason. We've had stupid growth for a long time now, and it's caused nothing but trouble. Could we at least try something different? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/20/2002 12:39:15 PM ----- BODY: Let the games begin Well, we've known for awhile now that former Governor Bush would be leaving office just in time to avoid a very messy financial situation here in Texas. Ginger has a nice recap of things as they now stand. Today, the Chronicle reports of another messy problem, this time having to do with the state's unemployment insurance fund. Not only is the fund operating at roughly a $700 million deficit, it's in a cash-flow crunch. A rise in the unemployment rate from 4.6 to 5.6%, along with the usual lack of foresight to plan for such a rainy day, is the culprit. What makes this case more interesting is that the Chron had to fight to get the information released in the first place. It's not the first time that Governor Rick Perry's staff had tried to hide information that would make him look bad. From the Chron article:
The involvement of Perry's staff in keeping the growing deficit secret last fall marks the third time his office has tried to block the release of information potentially embarrassing to the governor. Perry's office last month under questioning from the news media dropped a lawsuit against Cornyn over his ruling that the governor's office had to make public documents about the eligibility of three of his appointees to serve in office. Perry's staff also had to admit that it had altered the appointment application of former Public Utility Commissioner Max Yzaguirre, hiding his conviction for accidentally shooting a whooping crane to death during a goose hunting trip. The application had been requested under the state's open government law by a Democratic gubernatorial campaign. Yzaguirre resigned from the Public Utility Commission last week.
One can begin to see some of the strategy that the Democratic nominee will use later this year. Speaking of such things, I saw a TV ad for Tony Sanchez the other day. A pretty nice job introducing him to the people, if you ask me. As is often the case with multimillionaires running for their first office, it stresses his just-plain-folks, up-from-the-bootstraps creds. (You can view the ad, in English or Spanish, from his web page.) Sanchez has the backing of the AFL-CIO, though in Texas I'm never sure if that's a net positive. In any event, I came away with a favorable impression of Sanchez from his ad. I'm still gonna vote for Dan Morales, but at least I'm somewhat reassured that if my man loses there I won't be pulling the lever for a slightly less appalling version of Clayton Williams in November. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/19/2002 10:03:41 AM ----- BODY: The march of technology So the other day my wife is watching Home and Garden Television when all of a sudden I hear her cry out "Come quick! You've got to see this!" I ran in to the living room, and there on the screen is a brand new, fully modern Kitchen Triever. The house we live in has a Kitchen Triever in it. Made by Sperry Rand and installed in 1973, it's something you'd have seen on a "Homes of the Future" newsreel from the late 1960s. You can see a complete schematic at the Kardex site linked above, but basically it's a big Ferris wheel of shelves, fourteen in all in our case. Most people, ourselves included at the time we bought the house, have never seen anything like it. Tiffany's mom says they use a similar device for document storage at the Harris County courthouse. Anyway, HGTV was at the International Builders' Show 2001, which is where they found the updated Triever. This one has a numeric keypad so you can enter the number of the shelf you want it to rotate to. It even has a bar code scanner. You can program it so that if all canned goods are on a particular shelf, then when you come home with a bag full of groceries you scan a can and it goes right where they belong. Hey, we may not have flying cars yet, but by God we've got bar-code automated shelves. By the way, the keynote speaker for this year's show is Rudy Giuliani. I don't really have a point to make about that. I just found it amusing. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/19/2002 09:56:59 AM ----- BODY: Enquiring Minds Dept. An Australian TV reporter was fired for asking Aussie swimming star Ian Thorpe an "inappropriate" question. Nicki Voss had an interview with The Thorpedo, and noting that he wears a size 17 shoe, she asked "if it was true what they say about men with big feet". Thorpe apparently didn't care for the question and complained to station management, who gave her the gate. Make of that what you will, I guess. On the one hand, a male reporter who asked a female athlete about her breasts would surely get in trouble for it. On the other hand, firing seems a bit extreme to me. Voss wound up getting a settlement from the station, so maybe they weren't sure they could win a lawsuit. In any event, I suppose the lesson is that unless it's your business to ask about such things, it's none of your business. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/18/2002 04:36:50 PM ----- BODY: So you don't like it, then? Guess Tim Cavanaugh doesn't much care for blogs, or at least for most bloggers. Whatever. I can't speak for anyone else, but I'll repeat what I said in my first entry: I'm doing this for fun, for the exercise of regular writing, for the sheer ego of seeing my words in print, and for the occasional thrill of feedback from a reader whom I don't already know. Ultimately, if no one besides my wife and parents read this, I'll still consider it to be time well spent. It's helped me clarify my own thoughts, helped me to understand certain issues better, and absolutely exposed me to a much wider range of opinions than before. I've also connected with some local folks. All this in less than three weeks. I do agree that some bloggers have an overinflated sense of their own importance in the world. But so what? So do a lot of folks who do get paid for what they write. I have no illusions that my words will change the world. I have a hard enough time keeping my dog from eating the mail. So I don't really care what Tim Cavanaugh thinks of me. He didn't quote or mention me in his piece anyway. I'm doing this for my own reasons. Some people were not terribly bothered by Cavanaugh's piece. Others really let him have it. By the way, I think the ironic thing is that I'd have never heard of Tim Cavanaugh or OJR or this particular article had it not been for bloggers, and I won't be the least bit surprised if that's true for a fair number of other folks who hit that page. Hey, Tim, how many times does your referral log have to show a blog as point of origin before you rethink your assessment? One last thing: If blogging is such a silly little hobby that no one who isn't a blogger cares about, then why would such a Serious Jounalist as yourself spend so much time and effort taking it down? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/18/2002 04:31:47 PM ----- BODY: Only the little people pay taxes So another nugget which was carefully obscured by Enron's opaque accounting was the fact that the company paid no income tax for four of its last five years. They took advantage of numerous loopholes which allowed them to launder profits through offshore tax havens, and actually wound up with $382 million in tax rebates. The ironic part of this story is that the new Bush-appointed head of the SEC, Harvey Pitt, is saying that the need to do something about the inadequacies in financial reporting rules "cannot be ignored any longer". Pitt, in case you've never heard of him used to make his living fighting the SEC as a securities lawyer. Our president has a long and not-distinguished career of putting foxes like this in charge of the various regulatory henhouses. There's more than one way to reach Deregulation Nirvana. In fairness, Pitt is saying the right things about reforming oversight accounting. We'll see. Many people have said it by now, but the real scandal in the Enron case is that pretty much every sleazy thing the company did was perfectly legal. Keep all this in mind when you hear a business lobbyist pushing for deregulation and less oversight in his industry. Whatever case can be made for dereg (and there often is one), the question we should be asking is how are we going to ensure that the market will not be gamed? Oh, and by the way, it looks like the claim that Enron's fall was a surprise to one and all has been pretty much debunked. Salon has a piece on just how much pre-collapse warning there was down on Smith Street. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/17/2002 09:21:54 PM ----- BODY: Yesterday I wore a turtleneck shirt to work. It was a new shirt my wife had bought for me. I've never been a turtleneck kind of guy - I think the last one I had was a sweater when I was 12 or so. It was a bit odd - half the time I felt like Mort from the Bazooka Joe comics, the rest of the time I thought I needed a tweed jacket with elbox patches and a pipe. Well, my wife liked how it looked on me, so that settles that. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/17/2002 09:21:11 PM ----- BODY: Did you sleep well last night? No, I made a few mistakes Students at Princeton have been having trouble staying in their bunk beds recently. I'm not exactly sure how one can "exercise more care while sleeping", but whatever. I slept on the top bunk my sophomore year, and my roommate and I built a loft for our junior and senior years which was even higher off the ground than a standard bunkbed. I managed to avoid falling out, even when I was drunk. Kids today, I just don't know. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/16/2002 06:27:31 PM ----- BODY: Hooray for Houston I'm the newest member of H-Town Blogs. It's a little weird to make a local connection through a so-global-it's-a-cliche medium like the Internet, but I mean that in a good way. Thanks to Elaine, the group's fearless founder, for finding me. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/16/2002 06:24:47 PM ----- BODY: Sauce For The Goose Dept. Damian Penny talks about why he so dislikes the far left. He's right, of course, but I hope he recognizes that the same is true of the far right. I always have one of those it'd-be-funny-if-it-weren't-so-sad moments whenever I hear a Falwell type complain about how Christians in America are put upon, even oppressed. Never mind the fact that 85% of Americans identify themselves as Christian and each of the major Presidential candidates for the past I don't know how many elections have courted churchgoers and played up their own faith. Similarly, I can only chuckle when a David Horowitz goes on every news show on the dial to proclaim his victimhood when a few college newspapers refuse to print his ad about reparations for slavery. The man has his own magazine fer chrissakes, and he gets mileage by saying he's been muzzled. Gimme a break. The problem here, and it's one that's found on both ends of the spectrum, is that the bigmouths and blowhards need to feel like they've been victimized. It validates their worldview when they're feeling put down by Big Gummint, or Secular Humanists, or The Patriarchy, or whatever. It's the same reason why a lot of advocacy groups become marginalized as they become successful, and a big part of the reason why the biggest enemy of these groups is often some of their own leading spokespeople - think feminists and Andrea Dworkin, blacks and Al Sharpton, the NRA and Wayne LaPierre. Those of us who like to believe we inhabit the pragmatic center hate being tied to folks with nominally similar beliefs who live out on the fringes. I'm a liberal, but I am not Noam Chomsky, Ralph Nader, Alice Walker, Katha Pollit, or Gore Vidal. I'll listen to and respect your views a lot more if you'll respect mine by not lumping me with people like that. That's why I agreed with Jacob Wesiberg's oft-derided piece in Slate about the anti-war left. Yes, Weisberg missed the boat in defining the scope of the anti-war left, but the point I took from his column is still the same: If you want me to see what you're saying, starting with a strawman attack on my views is not going to help. For my part, I promise not to lump my colleagues on the right side of the pragmatic center with fools like Ann Coulter, Jerry Falwell, Pat Buchanan, Dan Quayle, and Phyllis Schlafly. Deal? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/16/2002 06:21:56 PM ----- BODY: Pause for perspective Will Vehrs cites some sobering comments from Joseph Britt about Enrongate and its magnitude as a news story. I've had my fun piling on Enron and will continue to do so, but Britt is dead right - In the end it's just a distraction from what's really important in the news, and if we lose our focus or let the government lose its focus, bad on us. Guess saying "Enrongate" means Matt Welch won't be reading this. So I like shorthand - sue me. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/15/2002 06:09:57 PM ----- BODY: First scapegoat sacrificed, more to come Today Arthur Anderson fired the lead Enron auditor, citing the "massive destruction of documents" as the SEC started investigating Enron. Other accountants on this team were recalled from Houston and/or put on administrative lead. Stay tuned, kids. It's gonna be even more fun from here on out. By the way, even if nothing illegal is ever tied to Team Bush (and I don't think anything will, nor do I really think there's anything there), the following paragraph from this story is a reminder why Enron's incestuous ties to Dubya really are a Bad Thing:
Repeal of the alternative minimum tax sought by Enron was included by President Bush as part of an economic stimulus package that stalled in the Senate. The measure earlier passed the House, where a provision was added that would have given Enron a $254 million infusion of cash if the legislation had become law.
Raise your hand if you think any of that $254 mill would have gone to the now-former employees. Didn't think so. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/15/2002 05:55:55 PM ----- BODY: Reality game show death match! Two new game shows on ABC and Fox battle it out in court over who had the idea first. Apparently, both shows require contestants to answer questions under extreme conditions, like 150 degree heat and high winds. That sort of makes them a "Who Wants to Survive the Fear Factor to Become a Millionaire?" kind of thing. Add in John McEnroe as the ABC show's bitchy host and you've got a "Weakest Link" tie-in. If I'm Fox and I want to differentiate my show, I'd make one of the adverse conditions be answering questions while getting a lapdance from busty bikini babes, so as to tie in with "Temptation Island". Or maybe make the penalty for answering a question wrong be marriage to Rick Rockwell or Darva Conger. Hey, it's not like Fox would be violating their standards, right? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/15/2002 05:53:58 PM ----- BODY: Yeah, but does she have TiVo? The always entertaining Tuesday Morning Quarterback goes off on a tangent about pickup lines, noting that "Hi" and "Would you like another beer" work over 90% of the time on women at the University of Louisiana. He then speculates on lines women could use to pick up men:
But should DirecTV be part of any female pickup strategy? Reader Jack reports that on a recent episode of Boston Public, former Star Trek mega-babe Jeri Ryan�freed from the prissy Trek realm and now specializing in gratuitous cheesecake scenes�tried to pick up another character with the line, "I have a great body and a satellite dish." TMQ guesses that 100 percent of heterosexual males, including Thomas Merton and Thich Nhat Hanh, including all men on their wedding days with their brides standing at their sides, if offered Jeri Ryan's body would immediately agree. The question is, what would happen once you got back to Ryan's apartment and were forced to choose between her bod and the satellite dish? There might be some really good games on.
-------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/14/2002 07:53:58 PM ----- BODY: It's already here! Tom Tomorrow takes us back to "those fabulous days of yesteryear, The Eighties!" I can't speak for the bad hairdos and shoulder pads, but the music is already here and has been for awhile. I know I'm not the only person in Houston to be a regular listener of the all-80s station KHPT, which showed up on the airwaves with an awesome 10,000-songs-in-a-row commercial free block last year. Surely I'm not the only person to ever notice that we've been fetishizing and reliving the antepenutimate decade for awhile now. In the 70s, we all worshipped the 50s - think "Happy Days", Sha Na Na, "American Graffiti", "Grease". In the 80s, it was the 60s, with all of the Vietnam War-related movies. In the 90s we went back to the 70s, with "That 70's Show", "Boogie Nights", and that whole inexplicable revival of disco and bellbottoms. Now that we've crossed into the 2000s, 80s nostalgia has begun. In addition to 80s music appearing on your radio, "That 70's Show" has spawned the spinoff "That 80's Show". It's just a matter of time before parachute pants and feathered haircuts make a full-fledged comeback. Hmmm - it may be too late. By the way, I'm just assuming that this trend started in the 70s, mostly because I can't imagine anyone wanting to relive the decades that included World War II and the Depression. I can't speak from personal experience, so if you know better, please drop me a line. Also, while movies like "American Graffiti" and "Animal House" were technically set in the early 60s, they were really about the 50s. The 50s as we nostalgize them lasted until 1964. The real question to me is how will this work when it's time to remember the 90s? I'm really too young to remember most of the pop culture of the 70s, though there will always be space in my brain for roller skating and K-Tel commercials. Most of the pop culture in the 80s that I actually noticed I didn't care for - it's amazing that I listen to and like the all-80s station, because I had some pretty violent hatred for Madonna and Depeche Mode back then. I'm a wee bit old to be Gen X, so by the time the 90s hit, pop culture had passed me by. Still, when I think of the various flavors of "oldies" radio today, it's pretty amusing to imagine that someday a fortyish DJ is going to be spinning Eminem and Kid Rock for the minivan crowd. So, ready or not, the 80s are back. Is there a Miami Vice reunion movie in the works? Get my agent on the phone, I've got a script to pitch! -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/14/2002 05:00:45 PM ----- BODY: How are they gonna fit those egos into the stadium? Redskins owner Dan Snyder has fired coach Marty Schottenheimer one year into his 4-year $10M contract. Looks like Steve Spurrier will step in, for five years an $25M. Considering that Snyder and Spurrier are two of the most egotistical jerks in all of sports, this has serious amusement potential. It's possible that one or both of them will some day spontaneously combust after being sufficiently annoyed by the other. What red-blooded American doesn't look forward to that? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/14/2002 04:59:50 PM ----- BODY: While you're at it, could you digitize in some better hair for me, too? So apparently Steven Speilberg is going to digitally remove guns from the FBI agents' hands in the upcoming re-release of E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial. Seems Drew Barrymore, who's Spielberg's godchild, asked him to do this because she's "fanatically opposed to weapons of any kind". Man, you can hear the NRA propaganda machine whir into action from here. How often do they get a juicy straight line like that? I can't believe Glenn Reynolds isn't peeing his pants over this, but so far I've not seen a mention from him. One thing that we should keep clear before any feeding frenzy occurs. "E.T." is a movie. It was made by Steven Spielberg. It's his work of art, for some value of the word "art". He has the incontrovertible right to do what he wants with his art. If he wants to add in deleted scenes, update F/X with newer technogadgets, or digitize out guns, that's his right. He could digitize in clown makeup for Dee Wallace, or replace the six-year-old Drew Barrymore with the version that got nekkid in Playboy if he wants. The fact that he chose to remove the guns may well be ridiculous and worthy of whatever razzing he gets for it, but it doesn't mean Rosie O'Donnell is gonna break down your door and confiscate your guns. Just give it a snort of derision and organize a Joe Bob Briggs Drive-In Movie Festival, and the world will continue to spin on its axis. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/13/2002 09:49:16 PM ----- BODY: Recycling in action Read all about the Houston Beer Can House and the efforts of the Orange Show to restore it. Houston is not known for its public art, so it's always encouraging to see this sort of thing. And if you ever get a chance to see the Beer Can House, you should do so. It's a hoot. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/13/2002 09:48:55 PM ----- BODY: You keep using that word... Damian Penny gives a spanking to The Globe and Mail's Heather Mallick for getting into a snit over Dubya's use of the term "Pakis". I've read enough British books to know that "Paki" is frequently used derisively over there, but then the Brits often use words like "French" and "Irish" with equal derision. In other words, just because a word can be used derisively doesn't mean it's an insult per se. There's also the fact that Pakistanis call themselves "Paki". One of the most colorful stars in the world of tournament bridge is Zia Mahmood, a Pakistani now living in New York. In his vastly entertaining memoir Bridge My Way, he refers to himself and his countrymates as "Pakis". He even jokes about their variation on the popular ace-asking convention, which he calls "Paki Blackwood". I can't imagine Zia working up a sweat over Bush's use of the word. Penny goes on:
This whole kerfuffle reminds me of an incident which occurred here in Newfoundland a couple of years ago. The provincial community college changed its name to "College of the North Atlantic", with the acronym "CONA", naturally. T-shirts, jackets and other trinkets were printed up with "CONA" written on them. Then, someone raised a major stink about what how shocking and offensive the acronym was - it turns out "Cona" is a slang term for the female anatomy. In Norwegian.
Which reminds me of an old schoolmate who lived in Denton, Texas. Denton is the home of the University of North Texas, known as UNT. At the time we were in school, though, it was called North Texas State University, or NTSU. The call letters for their radio station were KNTS. When he told me that NTSU was to become UNT, we had a good laugh at the thought that KNTS would have to change its call letters to reflect the new school acronym. (In case you're wondering, they changed it to KNTU). -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/12/2002 02:09:35 PM ----- BODY: New Economy Recovery Update Formerly bankrupt dot-com Internet Advisory Corp is in talks to buy notorious New York nudie bar Scores and take it public. ``We are charting a new course for the company,'' Internet Advisory's Chairman and Chief Executive Richard Goldring said. ''We intend to become the industry leader in adult nightclub entertainment.'' Well, good luck. I know that the "sin" industry is supposed to be recession-proof and all that, but that doesn't mean it'll be any better a stock than Pets.com was, though at least their business plan makes more sense. Still, I wouldn't quit the day job and bet it all on Scores' IPO. Rick's Cabaret stock closed Friday at $2.89, not exactly 1999-level Amazon numbers, y'know? Bad news for my wife My wife likes to sleep in the car. If she's a passenger and she's not engaged in conversation, off to dreamland she goes. Doesn't matter how short the trip is - she can zonk out returning from the grocery store. On longer trips, she likes to recline the seat for maximum comfort. Unfortunately, reclining the car seat puts you at higher risk of injury. Sorry, Tiffany. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/12/2002 01:51:45 PM ----- BODY: Why we live in Texas Today is one of those days - warm, sunny, bright blue sky - that my friend Matt calls a "convertible revocation day". Matt, who has an old Cabriolet convertible, says that if you're not driving with the top down on a day like today, you don't deserve to own a convertible. If you ever wonder why Houstonians put up with the brutal heat and humidity of the summer, it's because of days like today. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/12/2002 12:23:39 AM ----- BODY: Ginger Stampley takes on the city of Bellaire for whining about some new construction to link the service roads on the West Loop. I have a little more sympathy for the Bellaire folks than she does because my neighborhood recently had to deal with TxDOT doing a Major Investment Study to "specifically study the transportation needs from US 59 at Spur 527, just south of the downtown Houston, north along IH 45 to Beltway 8 in north Harris County." This could have meant widening I-45, which runs east of my neighborhood, which in turn would have meant possibly bringing the freeway a lot closer to where I live. All of the proposed expansion would have had to be in our direction because there's a cemetary on the other side which isn't going anywhere. The various neighborhood associations sounded a call to arms on this one, and as far as I can tell the MIS has been pretty much shelved. Given the way I-45 flooded during Tropical Storm Allison, I'm glad that no more pavement is going to be created for it. It's my hope, and I know others in my neighborhood agree, that the I-45 corridor will be one of the next in line for rail expansion. If they build a rail line near my house that runs up to IAH, I'm never driving to the airport again. Thus, I have some sympathy for the Bellaire folks. Of course, the new construction won't uproot any current houses. And I won't be surprised if these folks complain when and if rail expansion comes to the West Loop. So it's not too much sympathy. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/11/2002 10:45:03 AM ----- BODY: More Enron fun Boy, the hits just keep on coming for Enron, don't they? Let's see, we have Ken Lay calling Paul O'Neill and Don Evans to warn them about the impending implosion (bet some Enron employees would have liked the heads-up, too), John Ashcroft and the U.S. Attorney's Office in Houston recusing themselves from the investigation because they're too closely tied to Enron (Ashcroft got $57,000 from Ken Lay and Enron for his 2000 Senate bid), and everyone's favorite accounting firm saying that they, uh, might have destroyed some Enron documents that maybe they shouldn't have. You know it's gonna be a good scandal when it provides plenty of moments of unintentional comedy. First, there's Team Bush's pathetic attempts to downplay his buddy-buddy relationship with Ken Lay by saying that Lay was friends with Ann Richards, too. Hey, guys? Ann Richards has been out of office since 1994. Dubya beat her in the governor's race that year. Does the word "irrelevant" mean anything to you? The funniest bit, of course, is this priceless quote from press secretary Ari Fleischer:
"I think that people need to remember that the American people are sick and tired of partisan witch hunts, and endless investigations, particularly in the case here, if people try to make hay out of one party's involvement and contacts or relationships with Enron"
Gee, Ari, now whyever would the American people be so sick of partisan witch hunts? Things were so peaceful and harmonious during the Clinton years. I'm sure the Houston Chronicle has hated having to write all of these stories about Enron and Bush. Houston's Only Information Source has been a very pro-Enron paper, and of course they've been on the Bush bandwagon ever since the Allen brothers first pitched a tent out here. Even when they criticize their favorite sons, they're always careful to point out that whatever naughty thing the boys have been up to, the Clintons did it before and did it worse. We should all have such staunch friends. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/10/2002 06:13:53 PM ----- BODY: Fringe Benefits Dept. I'm not sure what to make of this article in InfoBeat in which Mira Sorvino claims that actors and actresses have really done the nasty while filming movie love scenes. She is in a position to hear this sort of thing, but with so little information I just can't say. What prevents me from dismissing this outright is the fact that Sorvino claims that an actress told her that she had done it herself. In cases where there's been a rumor or claim of onscreen nookie in the past, it's inevitably the man who says it happened. The woman either denies it or remains silent. It's hard to take that kind of claim seriously. Frankly, until both parties involved say they did it, and at least one witness confirms it, I'm not buying it. And I don't expect to hear such a claim any time soon. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/10/2002 05:33:53 PM ----- BODY: In whose best interest? Well, well. Seems Bud Selig may have violated baseball's rules by accepting a loan from Minnesota Twins owner/tightwad Carl Pohlad. The fact that Pohlad stands to make $250 million from the proposed contraction of a team that is both profitable and likely to challenge for the division title this year as they did last year is a mere coincidence. This is precisely the problem with having an owner be the commissioner. Never mind the fact that he has no credibility with the players (or the public in the post-contraction shenanigans), it's an inherent conflict of interest. Ask yourself this question: Would Bart Giamatti have gone forward with that stoopid contraction scheme? Peter Ueberroth? Fay Vincent? Hell, even Bowie Kuhn was smarter than that, and he's got more integrity in his big toe than the entire Selig family does to boot. The commissioner of baseball serves at the pleasure of the owners, as Fay Vincent discovered. That's how Selig, who was initially installed as an interim commish, got there in the first place - the owners were tired of paying someone who didn't jump through their hoops, so they gave the office to one of their own. He's a puppet and a farce and the worst thing to happen to baseball in a long time. Rep. John Conyers was right to call for Selig's resignation. He's backed off a bit, but still thinks Selig should step aside until things can be clarified. Rep. Conyers, you were right the first time. Keep at it. I should note that Ray Ratto sees it differently. I think we both agree on what kind of commissioner baseball needs, though:
Selig's resignation may be an intriguing notion to some, but he is still an employee rather than an emperor. If he is someday to be replaced, it should be not by another guy with a daughter who can run the store while Dad's away, but by someone who is paid by both the owners and players, who has a sufficiently long and lucrative contract and a sizable enough buyout to give him (or her) freedom of action to lead baseball with a clear, understandable, fully beneficial vision. In other words, a kind of commissioner baseball has never had.
-------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/10/2002 05:32:48 PM ----- BODY: RPI, schmarpi Dan Wetzel give the Ratings Power Index (RPI) the dissecting it deserves. Remember, kids, it's all about the big boys hogging the money. This brings up Off the Kuff's Immutable Law of NCAA Tournament Pools: Some team you've never heard of with 25 wins is a good bet to upset an overseeded 19-win BCS conference team that finished with a near-.500 conference record. In my mind, in many of these cases it's not an upset when a 12 seed with a sparkling record knocks off an overrated 5 seed. After three straight Sweet Sixteens, can anyone really call Gonzaga a Cinderella team? Now that they've spent some time in the Top 25, we'll see if they get a commensurate seeding. Don't hold your breath - the power of RPI is hard to resist. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/9/2002 05:07:29 PM ----- BODY: They've obviously never watched NYC pedestrians Jonathan Chait tackles the conventional wisdom in college football that players from Southern schools are faster than players from Northern schools. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/9/2002 05:03:55 PM ----- BODY: Resolutions redux Now that I've started on my pledge to write more, I suppose I can't ignore my other annual New Year's resolution, which is to lose weight by eating better and exercising more. I could bore you by talking about how I hope to change my eating habits, but I'd rather bore you by talking about how I plan to exercise. I've been playing pickup basketball at the gym across the street from where I work on a semi-regular basis (which will be more regular now, I promise!) for awhile now. If you can get past the fact that I'm a short, dumpy, slow-footed white guy who can't jump, you quickly come to the conclusion that I still suck. Fortunately, the guys there (mostly my coworkers) let me play anyway. I've at least developed a somewhat-credible outside game. And I've managed to avoid getting any teeth knocked out. So overall I'd classify this as a success. Seriously, it's a pretty good workout. We play hard and have fun, which is important because I hate working out. It's a chore and it's boring, so anything that makes it less so makes it harder for me to find excuses not to go. I'm aiming for at least twice a week from here on out. I see that I'm not the only blogger with a weight loss goal. Good luck! -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/9/2002 05:01:58 PM ----- BODY: Yes, but does he have hairy feet? Andrew Sullivan recently wrote a piece that compares President Bush to Frodo from Lord of the Rings. This prompted a reader to write in and claim that Bush is really Sam Gamgee:
Bush is most clearly NOT Frodo...Frodo has the legacy of the ring thrust on him, but he lacks a great deal of strength and moral dimension...The credit for the successful completion of the quest goes to Sam, whose virtues are simple but essential: faithfulness, determination, endurance, love and hope...Bush is not Frodo. Bush is Sam.
Sheesh. Can we ease off on the hero-worship a bit? I'll stipulate that Bush has done a fine job under pressure. I don't need you to convince me that he eats his vegetables, washes behind his ears, loves puppies, and still finds time to call his mother every day. Nice boys don't always make good presidents, as Jimmy Carter demonstrated. For a different take on the qualities that have made Bush do so well in the War on Terror, read this piece by Jacob Weisberg. If you want a more pessimistic outlook on the progress of the war, try this Robert Wright article. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/8/2002 09:37:32 PM ----- BODY: All events happen in real time Man, if you're not watching 24, you're missing some excellent TV. After watching tonight's episode, all I can say is wow. Find a friend with the tapes and dig in. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/8/2002 05:14:48 PM ----- BODY: One of my readers (yes! I have readers! woo hoo!) wrote in to recommend Damian Penny's Daimnation blog for a good alternate viewpoint. I like his style and will add a link for him when the template server is up again. Thanks much for the tip. I've also decided to give InstaPundit another try, which paid an instant dividend here - scroll down a bit and you'll see what I mean. Getting back to Damian Penny, he criticizes Roger Ebert for a recent "Movie Answer Man" response. Penny says:
A writer to Roger Ebert's Movie Answer Man reports that a school district in Fargo, ND, cancelled a school trip to see the "Harry Potter" movie out of fears its portrayal of witchcraft would violate the separation of church and state. That's bad enough, but Ebert's response - that "I can understand the principle involved" - is even worse. I hope to God he was being sarcastic. I've feared for Ebert's critical faculties ever since he thrashed the hilarious Zoolander for being offensive to Malaysians.
Now here's the q-and-a that bothers Penny:
Q. A school district in North Dakota did not allow students to attend the premiere of ''Harry Potter'' in Fargo. They feel the portrayal of witchcraft would be in violation of the separation of church and state. I am very disappointed about the action being taken and I really feel for the kids. A. Since this was to be an official class trip, I can understand the principle involved, and hope the school district applies the same standards to public prayers at football games, etc.
I can understand the principle too, but it has nothing to do with church and state. It has everything to do with not wanting to piss off the type of parents who think exposure to Harry Potter will turn their kids into a bunch of chicken-sacrificing Ozzy-Osbourne-listening devil worshippers. There's a better way of dealing with this, and it takes into account those who object (which, after all, they have a right to do) without punishing those who want to see the movie. It's called a "parental consent form". Get your parent to sign the form and you can see the movie. Otherwise, you don't. What's so hard about that? Maybe I'm just from another time and another place, but I recall going to see a Truffaut film with my French class while in middle school. The movie was called L'argent du Poche, which means "Small Change". I remember exactly two things about this movie:
  • I learned the French expressions for the F word and the S word. Later, when I took French in college and was required to buy a Harrap's dictionary, I learned that the French have different words for them depending on whether they're used as nouns or verbs. You gotta love a language like that.
  • Being a French movie, it was required by French law to feature a nekkid woman. I would have enjoyed that a lot more if my mother had not been a chaperone for the trip.
Anyway, I have also received recommendations for (and had the time to check out) QuasiPundit, The Cynicologist, and Through the Looking Glass. I hope they're as edifying to you as they are to me. New Buffy and 24 tonight. Life is good. Tampa Teen Terrorist Update Will Vehrs makes a good point about what could have been done about Charles Bishop, the Tampa teenager who flew a small plane into a building. The Internet Hall of Fame votes are in. If the netheads had their way, Ozzie Smith and Gary Carter would be in, while the likes of Steve Garvey and Dave Concepcion would be dropped from further consideration. In case you're curious, I voted for Smith, Carter, Rich Gossage (a travesty that he's not been enshrined), Bert Blyleven, Tommy John, and Alan Trammell. In real life, only Ozzie Smith got in this year. Gary Carter missed by 11 votes. Here's how Rob Neyer would have voted, and here's The Sports Guy's view. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/7/2002 04:56:18 PM ----- BODY: Looks like the Yankees and Mets won't get started on building new stadia this year. New mayor Michael Bloomberg says there isn't enough money this year, which isn't too surprising. What is surprising (to me, anyway) is that Rudy Giuliani thought this was doable without new taxes. $800 million is a lotta money to conjure up, Rudy, even if you're not rebuilding large parts of the city. Giuliani's optimism and never-say-die attitude after 9/11 will be a lasting part of his legacy, but I think he overreached here. Good on new Mayor Bloomberg for putting on the brakes. I like retractable-roof stadia as much as the next guy - the Stadium Soon To Be Formerly Known As Enron Field is a fine place to catch a game - but it goes without saying that replacing Yankee Stadium is wrong. And if the long-term plan is to demolish the Stadium, well, I wouldn't want to be the contractor that has to wield the wrecking ball. The bad-karma mojo from that will still be haunting your grandchildren fifty years from now. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/7/2002 04:55:07 PM ----- BODY: There oughta be a word Mark Evanier asks why there isn't a handy one- or two-word term that means "Moralizing based not on morals but on political advantage." His suggestion is "bennetting", in honor of public scold Bill Bennett and former Clinton lawyer Bob Bennett. I'll second that. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/7/2002 04:53:12 PM ----- BODY: He Hate Me, also known as Rod Smart, made his NFL debut last night in what was basically a scrimmage between Philadelphia and Tampa Bay. Somehow, it's fitting that his first NFL carry was nullified by a penalty. Fortunately, he got another chance and wound up with two attempts for six yards. Smart has been on the active roster since November after a stint in the Candian Football League. The Eagles and the Bucs go at it again this Saturday, this time for real and in Philadelphia. Don't expect to see Smart unless things go horribly wrong for one team or the other. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/7/2002 04:52:06 PM ----- BODY: A victory for evolution The Supreme Court declined to hear a case in which a Minnesota teacher was reassigned by his school for attempting to bring creationism into his classroom. With all of the talk about how our science eduation is lacking, it's nice to see a school take a stand for actually teaching science in the classroom. If you need futher convincing about evolution, go visit the Talk.Origins archive. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/7/2002 04:51:23 PM ----- BODY: Don't click on this link if you are of delicate constitution or recently grieving a deceased pet. I'm warning you. And skip to another entry if you don't want to know anything more. For the rest of you, this was an article about a televised news report in St. Louis that claimed that euthanized dogs and cats from the local animal shelter were being sent to rendering plants where they wound up in a variety of places, including possibly pet food. This sparked a huge outcry, which in turn caused the shelters to stop sending remains to the rendering plants. Before you chalk that up as a win for decency and humanity, read this:
In the short term, with freezer space limited, the county has been forced to send its dead dogs and cats to a landfill. The city of St. Louis has taken the same route, arranging for a refrigerated trash truck for pickups. This makeshift solution has prompted still more concerns. If the landfills are not properly lined, the decaying corpses could leach into ground water. If they're not promptly covered, scavengers can pick off the dead dogs and cats. Rendering has long been considered one of the most environmentally friendly ways to dispose of animal carcasses, because it recycles them into useful fat and protein. By far the bulk of rendered material comes from slaughterhouses. But some plants also mix in road kill, the trimmings from supermarket delis, dead farm animals and euthanized pets from shelters.
That's a pretty high price to pay for a feel-good solution, isn't it? Can we please check our emotions here and get back to the practical solution? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/6/2002 09:46:21 PM ----- BODY: The echo chamber It's been said many times, but one of the best things about the Web is the proliferation of viewpoints. I stumble across well-written opinion pieces all the time, from people I've never heard of, most of whom are doing it for the sheer joy and ego of seeing their words in print. Contrast this to the Op-Ed pages of your local paper. The Houston Chronicle has its good points and bad points, with a bland editorial page being one of its demerits. It's not uncommon for me to find nothing of value there. While it's nice that there's such a cornucopia out there, I worry that I'm just reading stuff that I already agree with, or at least mostly agree with. I'm moderate left, I like but don't worship free markets, and I tend to civil libertarianism. Take a look at the links on the left side of this page, and you'll find more of the same. I don't agree with all of these folks on everything, but for the most part none of them have ever made me snort in disgust and question their critical thinking skills. All that does wonders for validating my worldview, but then there's that nagging little voice that asks where the dissent is. How can I really feel good about my worldview if I don't challenge it? That brings me to my problem: I'm having a hard time finding writers who don't share my worldview that I can stand to read on a regular basis. The folks at Libertarian Samizdata have convinced me that zealous libertarians are a bunch of loons. I used to read InstaPundit, but frankly I can't see why so many bloggers revere him. Personally, I think he's read too many of his press clippings. I want to like Andrew Sullivan, but I still can't forgive him for implying that since I was born in New York and voted for Gore that I'm likely to side with the Taliban in the war on terror. Ginger Stampley tells me I should give him another try. We'll see. If anyone reading this has any useful suggestions, please drop me a line. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/5/2002 11:17:06 PM ----- BODY: Can't take me anywhere It helps when going out of town to actually take the bag you've packed with clothes and toiletries with you instead of leaving it in the kitchen. Sigh. At least it was just an overnight visit to an old friend. We bought some emergency underwear and two toothbrushes and should make it through with only minor damage to my dignity. We came up to Austin to visit my old roommate Matt. My wife Tiffany wanted to spend some time outdoors, and Austin is one of the best places in Texas for that. She's a member of the Lady Bird Johnson Wildflower Center so we put that membership to use and paid a visit. It's winter (or what passes for it here in Texas), so there wasn't much blooming, but the Center is still a fine place to visit. The displays on native plants were worth the trip by themselves. We plan on coming back when it's warmer. From there we headed farther out of town to the Hamilton Pool Preserve. It's a fabulous swimming hole in a canyon/grotto south of Austin. You hike down a short trail to get there, and it's just amazing. I can't do it justice, so go here and look at some pictures. Later we visited our friends David and Valerie, who made seafood pasta and Caesar salad. Add in wine, a variety of cheese, and some chocolate for dessert, and we were well rewarded for the day's activity. I expect to sleep well tonight. We head back to Houston tomorrow. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/4/2002 08:00:01 PM ----- BODY: The marching band refused to yield I'm a longtime member of the Rice University Marching Owl Band, also known as The MOB. The MOB is a scatter band, which is to say that despite the name, we don't march. We do humorous shows with a script, action, and props, and we run screaming from one formation to another. There are a number of scatter bands in the US, mostly Ivy League schools plus Virginia and Stanford, which was the birthplace of scatter bands. The MOB has on occasion ruffled some feathers with its mostly satirical humor, but for the most part we are appreciated and left alone by the athletic department. Sad to say, this is no longer the case at UVa. Good luck in your fight with the powers that be, Pep Band. We who do not march salute you. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/4/2002 04:29:19 PM ----- BODY: You know that Bud Selig has real credibility problems when he starts getting lampooned by indie cartoonists like Ruben Bolling. I'm happy to dogpile on Bud, but I've got a bone to pick with this cartoon. Bolling snipes at Texas Rangers' owner Tom Hicks for his signing of Alex Rodriguez: "Let's see, expenses exceed revenues...I'll spend a quarter-billion dollars on a shortstop!" This statement is disingenuous and shows a lack of understanding of economics. First off, as Rob Neyer says in his December 31 column, saying "a quarter of a billion dollars" is a rhetorical device, designed to inflame the senses. "[A] quarter of a billion isn't anything like a billion, any more than a quarter is like a dollar," says Neyer. Jason Giambi got an eighth of a billion dollars from the Yankees, and Kevin Brown got a ninth of a billion from the Dodgers, but no one ever says that. Heck, Brian L. Hunter just got one five-hundredth of a billion from the Astros. Sure, it's a lot of money, but it ain't a billion. Second, Alex Rodriguez is a 24-year-old shortstop who just hit 52 home runs in a season. He's entering the peak of his career as the best shortstop since Honus Wagner, and when he's done (barring injury) he could well be considered one of the best players ever. History shows that players like A-Rod are worth whatever you pay them because there's no one else who can do what they do. Giving him top dollar was a good business decision. Where Tom Hicks and other baseball owners fail as businessmen is paying too much for replaceable talent. Hicks paid good money to surround A-Rod with players like Andres Galarraga, Ken Caminiti, and Randy Velarde. None of them was worth what they were paid. There are plenty of other players who can do what they do better and/or cheaper. Paying a premium for something that is readily available makes no sense. A good analogy for this is in show business. Remember when "The Cosby Show" was a megahit? It made sense for the producers of that show to pay Bill Cosby whatever he wanted. He was the irreplaceable ingredient on that show. You couldn't get anyone to step in and keep the show as successful as it was. On the other hand, it would have made no sense to pay a premium for any of the other actors on that show. You wouldn't want it to be Cosby and six dinner-theater performers, but there were and are plenty of people who could have replaced Tempestt Bledsoe or Malcolm-Jamal Warner at any time. Similarly, it would have made no sense in the early days of "NYPD Blue" for the producers to offer David Caruso a big raise as an enticement to stay on instead of leaving to pursue a movie career. Caruso was talented, but as Jimmy Smits showed, he was replaceable. I'm not saying that Caruso or any of the Cosby Show kids had no value, just as I'm not saying that Caminiti and Velarde had no value. You couldn't put me in their place, for example. They certainly have more talent for what they do than the vast majority of us, and the salary structure of their professions reflects that. What they are not is stars. That's what Cosby and A-Rod were and are. Paying them star money is smart, not profligate. Only in Texas It's a statewide election year, which means more surrealism than the Salvador Dali Museum. Democratic candidate John WorldPeace is calling everyone in the state with a blistering attack on Tony Sanchez. As Dogbert once said, sometimes no sarcastic remark seems adequate. Did I mention how happy I am that Dan Morales has entered the race? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/4/2002 04:26:46 PM ----- BODY: Jonathan Chait has an interesting piece in The New Republic about the rise and recent fall of governors' reputations. Worth reading. Congrats to the Miami Hurricanes for settling one debate. The debate of who they should have played isn't likely to go away. Look at it this way, Oregon fans: Had you played against Miami instead, you probably wouldn't be ranked as high as you are now. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/3/2002 05:37:08 PM ----- BODY: Where, oh where, has my little dog gone... I'm a dog person. Didn't get my first dog till I was 30, but I've been a dog person ever since. There's a smallish brown dog in my neighborhood who constantly escapes from her yard. I've caught her and walked or carried her back home more times than I can count, and I know that several of my other neighbors have done the same. This is a friendly little dog, and I'm worried that one day while trotting around the neighborhood she's gonna get hit by a car. I've had thoughts about bringing her home - I doubt her owners would ever figure it out - but that's a practical impossibility. She doesn't appear to be abused or overtly neglected, she just has owners who are clueless or indifferent about gaps in their fence. (Yes, I've told them a couple of times about it.) I wish I could do something more, but I can't. I just hope she stays off the street when she slips out. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/3/2002 05:26:46 PM ----- BODY: Who's Number 1? Who cares? So tonight they finally play the Rose Bowl for the mythical national championship of college football. Nebraska wants to prove that their 62-point pasting by Colorado was a fluke, while Miami knows that if they win they are the Undisputed Champeens. Meanwhile, Oregon looks on and roots for Nebraska so they can perhaps claim a share of the title in a split vote (the coaches are bound to vote the winner of the BCS title game #1, but the writers can pick who they want), while schools like Texas, Tennessee, and Florida can only mutter under their breath about missed chances. Lots of people have bloviated about a playoff system to replace the unwieldy and seemingly arbitrary BCS. There are many reasons why a playoff system is unlikely to come any time soon. For my money, as a fan of a small school in a lower tier conference, I see no benefit in a playoff, just another way for the big fat cats to squeeze out the little guy. There's a reason I don't watch most of the big bowls; I just wish I were a Nielsen family so I could hit them where it hurts. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/3/2002 05:25:57 PM ----- BODY: This Could Get Ugly From page one of today's Chronicle business section:
GALVESTON -- American National Insurance Co. and its subsidiaries lost about $20 million in the Enron Corp. stock crash because Enron executives and independent accountants lied about the energy giant's worth, an American National attorney said Wednesday. Trying to recoup losses on Enron stock, Galveston-based American National has filed a lawsuit against the accounting firm Andersen, which audited Enron's books, and against 29 present and former Enron directors and officers. The firm and Enron officials deliberately defrauded investors, American National maintains. "They lied," said Galveston attorney Andrew Mytelka, who filed the lawsuit Dec. 27 in Galveston state District Judge Norma Venso's court. "I can't tell you all the ways in which they lied, but I believe they've lied to the public about what the true debt at the company was. "It was a long-term strategy. If you read through our petition, you'll see how all these directors and officers walked away with hundreds of millions, and they left shareholders and employees with nothing."
Later in the article, attorney Andrew Mytelka liked Enron to a Ponzi scheme. Ouch. I think they have zero chance of winning, but it ought to be fun to watch. Stay tuned. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/3/2002 05:24:58 PM ----- BODY: More good political news in the Chron today with Dan Morales' surprise last-minute filing for the Democratic nomination in the governor's race. I was set to hold my nose and vote for Tony Sanchez against Rick "Dubya Lite" Perry, but I'm thrilled to have another choice. I liked Morales as AG and hope he can knock out Sanchez without too much blood or rancor. I can forgive Tony Sanchez his flings with Dubya in the past. Our former governor did do a fairly good job of being bipartisan (unlike his presidency, where "bipartisan" means "save time and see things my way") while in Austin, so I can't complain too much about people crossing party lines to support him. I can forgive Tony Sanchez his verbal gaffes and Clayton Williams tendencies. But after Rick Perry shamefully dismissed Constitutional concerns over school prayer, what did Tony Sanchez say and do? Nothing. Sanchez "supports" school prayer. Well, now my prayers have been answered. Don't let me down, Dan. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/3/2002 05:24:01 PM ----- BODY: Third time had better be the charm Well, Houston Mayor Lee Brown was sworn in for his third and final term yesterday. I voted for him, as I did in the previous two elections, though I can't say I was all that enthusiastic about it. I'm not quite as down on Brown as some - I think he's done more good than his critics give him credit for - but I also can't honestly say that I voted for him any more than I voted against his opponents (in '97 and again this year; he had only token opposition in '99). Had it been Brown versus Chris Bell instead of Orlando Sanchez, I'd have given serious thought to supporting Bell. In his inaugural address, Brown talked about working to change Houston's moronic term-limits law. If he can do this, I'll consider his administration a net gain even if I'm still bitter about his lack of leadership on rail (a topic I'll address another time). This law was the biggest blight on Houston's charter until that anti-gay Proposition 2 passed in November. Unfortunately, Brown is merely pushing for a watering-down of the term limits law; instead of three two year terms, Houston city officials could serve two four year terms, then run again after sitting out a term. I'd rather have no term limits, but this is better than what we've got now. Every time term limits gets mentioned in the Chronicle, you can count on local activist/crank Clymer Wright to break out his crayons and dash off a letter to the editor defending the odious law he helped pass. Let me explain to you in small words why term limits suck, Clymer: I don't want you telling me who I can and cannot vote for. I'll stipulate that the deck is stacked towards incumbents. Campaign financing and gerrymandered districts make it tough to vote the bums out. But not impossible. Anyone who thinks that we need an artificial way of ensuring turnover in elected office believes that the voters are stupid and can't be trusted. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/2/2002 10:22:04 PM ----- BODY: Sometimes there are worse things than obscurity... I'm a fan of the Rice Owls. Before you start snickering, you should know that the Rice football team finished this season 8-4, their best record since 1953 when Tommy Lewis came off the bench in the Cotton Bowl to tackle Dicky Moegle on his way to the end zone. Anyway, we fans on the Rice fan forum speculated endlessly about bowl possibilities, since the Western Athletic Conference only had two guaranteed bowl slots this year. Since Rice didn't win the conference, it was gonna take a miracle for the pieces to fall into place. The bowl we focused on was the hometown Galleryfurniture.com bowl. Had a Big 12 or C-USA team failed to qualify, we figured we had a good shot at it. It didn't happen, and so Texas A&M took on and defeated former SWC conference mate TCU. We've all moped and done the coulda-shoulda-woulda thing. Then today I came across Bill Simmons', aka The Sports Guy's report on the game. And y'know, all of a sudden it doesn't feel quite as bad. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/2/2002 07:23:47 PM ----- BODY: Big vs small: The sensible and oft-cited Virginia Postrel touches on the debate between Large Soulless Chain Bookstores and Small Touchy-Feely Mom and Pop Bookstores. A recent article in The Atlantic came out firmly in favor of the large chains. Postrel cites a Glenn Reynolds piece that goes into this some more. I sent Postrel an email about this, in which I point out that it all depends on what kind of bookstore you're talking about. I'm fortunate that Houston has an excellent mystery/thriller/crime bookstore called Murder By The Book. It has everything you could want from a small bookstore - a staff that knows you and your tastes, used books and book searches, author signings, a book club, etc etc etc. Of course, being a small independent, it can't give you what the bigs can, namely discount prices. I consider this to be a fine tradeoff for the service, and I frequent them often. Postrel was kind enough to reply, and agreed that small bookstores do serve a valuable place in the market as niche and specialty providers. It's just that most of them haven't admitted this, and so they try futilely to compete on the same terms as the majors. This got me to thinking about the big versus small debate in general. It's easy to trash the Starbuckses of the world (and as a non-coffee drinker, it's a freebie for me), but let's face it: If the experience of going to them were so gloomy and impersonal, they'd have failed long ago. I grew up on Staten Island, New York, which 20-30 years ago was very much a small town, despite being part of New York City. My family and I did most of our personal consuming at small shops since there were no chains (outside of the occasional fast food joint) to speak of. Do I, a defender of the little guys, still do my business this way nowadays? Let's see. By the way, most of the businesses from my youth were within walking distance, even for a kid:
  1. Grocery stores Back when I was very young, my mother would walk to a small grocer about a block away. They were on a main street and had maybe ten parking spaces in back. They were out of business before we moved in 1977, by which time my mom was a committed coupon-clipping chain-store shopper. Which I am as well. The only small grocers you see nowadays are Stop'n'Gos and 7-11s. I have no desire to turn the clock back on this one.
  2. Pharmacies This one's a win for the little guy. We got all our meds at Brennan's Pharmacy a few blocks away. Mr. Brennan knew us well, always had what we needed, and even let us run a tab. Modern chains are no less expensive, don't carry anything I ever need that Brennan's didn't, and are likely to get our order wrong or lose it. I wish I had a Brennan's available to me now. No contest.
  3. Pubs Another win for the little guy, though not by as big a margin. My dad's softball team would celebrate after games at Lee's and Denino's, where the pizza was as much a reason to go as the beer. Or, if food was not as important, at Duffy's. I still go to small pubs, often for the music, but I have no qualms about going to a big-name sports bar like BW3.
  4. Book stores Mom was a devoted fan of a used-paperback store near the Pathmark she shopped at. My folks live in Portland now, where they can indulge any indie tastes they may have and still find a buttload of books at Powell's. I think Dad goes mostly to debate the hippie wannabees who hand out leaflets outside. There's an irony here in that we all used to shop at Barnes and Nobles when it was just one store on 18th Street. I sometimes forget to lump them with the Evil Soulless Chains because of that. Call this a tie.
  5. Convenience stores Sometimes all you need is a quart of milk, and when we did, we walked to Zullo's down the street. I'd never heard of 7-11 or Stop'n'Go until I came to Texas to attend college. Nowadays I don't smoke, I don't drink beer from cans, I don't play the lottery, and I like to use my gas card for fillups, so unless I need to buy a bag of ice, I seldom use convenience stores. Of course, lots of gas stations are convenience stores now, so the line gets blurred. Call it another tie.
So, I suppose I live my principles when it's easy and convenient for me to do so. If that ain't American, I don't know what is. -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/2/2002 04:50:45 PM ----- BODY: One Trailer to Rule Them All: So I went to see Lord of the Rings over the Christmas holiday. It's a good movie and I enjoyed it, though I thought it dragged at a few points, much to the consternation of some of my Tolkien-loving friends. If you haven't read the books (as I haven't), some of the character names and places will zip past you, so pay attention. Seeing LotR meant I got to see a trailer for Star Wars: Send In The Clones, or whatever they're calling it. This particular trailer featured an awful lot of Anakin and Amidala mooning over each other in a forbidden-teen-love kind of way. My initial reaction was "My God, they're making Anakin's Creek!" Fortunately, the latter half of the trailer was of the whizzy spaceships and robot headbooting that we've come to expect from this genre. I expect to see this movie, and I figure I'll probably like it. I liked "The Phantom Menace", but I should note that I was not one of those types who queued up several hours in advance to see the 12:01 AM showing. Those of my friends who did do that were rather disappointed with ST:TPM, but they had a lot invested in it. I'm about to discuss this trailer a little. In doing so, I'm going to mention a plot point from "The Empire Strikes Back" and "Return of the Jedi". I believe this item is fairly common knowledge - it's been parodied in many formats, including the excellent short film George Lucas In Love - but to be fully compliant with the US Anti-Spoiler Act of 1997, I'm obliged to encourage anyone who might not know what I'm about to say to skip to the next entry or another blog. You have been warned. If I recall my Star Wars prehistory correctly, this should be the movie where Anakin and Amidala make with the Jedi horizontal-body tricks, thus setting the stage for the arrivals of Luke and Leia. We know that Anakin doesn't stick around to help raise the kids. I figure that after he knocks up Amidala, he abandons her, thus forcing her to give birth at a Wal-Mart and eventually find happiness and a purpose in life in a small Southern town filled with lovable eccentrics. Guess the Oprah demographic will approve the test-screening. On another note, the trailer for the Spider-Man movie looked kickass. I might be slightly biased by the gratuitous wet-T-shirt scene of Kirsten Dunst as Mary Jane, but then I've let lesser things than that affect my judgment. Chuck-Bob says check it out. Word to this Thomas Friedman column. My friend Ginger Stampley takes on Michelle Malkin's latest so-called column today. Says she before she commences with the butt-kicking:
You'd think by now I'd have learned to stop reading Michelle Malkin editorials, given that they have zero information content and consist of the lame-brainedest sort of sloganeering. I must be a masochist, though, because I keep making the same mistake over and over again.
I salute anyone who can actually make it through Malkin's words without losing brain cells. You're a better man than I, Ginger Din. BTW, I have a secret theory about Malkin. I figure she's got to be Pat Buchanan's love child with Ezola Foster. Explains a lot, doesn't it? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/1/2002 08:42:57 PM ----- BODY: Right. Now for real content... I spent a few years in college and again in grad school writing a sports column called "Off the Kuff", so I expect this thing to have a fair bit of sports-related content. If that makes you gag, there's plenty of warblogs out there. I'll have a few words to say about the BCS later this week, when they finally finish all the games (as my wife said "You mean the Rose Bowl isn't on tonight? But the Rose Bowl Parade was today!"), but for now I'll just say that I've had a hard time bringing myself to give a rat's ass about a lot of the so-called "major" bowls. I'm sorry I missed South Carolina's from-the-jaws-of-defeat win over Ohio State and everyone's favorite drunk-driving quarterback, but with the exception of the Fresno State-Michigan State game, the rest of what I've seen so far has been a snoozefest. There was one amusing moment at the end of Oregon's 38-16 blowout of Colorado in the Fiesta Bowl. With 18 seconds left, Colorado tight end Daniel Graham caught a touchdown pass, then spiked the ball over the goal post. This drew a 15-yard flag for "excessive celebration", and the Buffalo kicker promptly flubbed the extra point. Dude, you're getting your butts whipped on national TV. What in the name of Howard Schnellenberger are you celebrating? Awfully nice of Rex Grossman to give Steve Spurrier a built-in excuse if Florida loses, no? -------- AUTHOR: Charles Kuffner DATE: 1/1/2002 08:26:18 PM ----- BODY: Well. I recall making a New Year's Resolution a coupla years ago to write on a regular basis. Good thing I never specified what year I was going to start. Let's see how long I can keep this up. --------