May 16, 2007
That's a marriage class I'd pay for

Michael Croft takes the news of the "double or nothing" marriage license fees, stirs in the recent news of the strip clubs' legal woes, and comes up with the obvious solution. You need to move back to Texas, dude. We need more thinking like that around here.

Posted by Charles Kuffner on May 16, 2007 to General snarkiness

Thanks, we'd like to come home, too. Come to think of it, I don't know why Strip Clubs aren't offering Defensive Driving. It's not like it wouldn't be competitive.

And if they can't, then we should at least consider a Hollywood exploitation movie based on the premise. What's Dean Cameron up to these days, anyway?

Posted by: Michael Croft on May 16, 2007 2:09 PM