OK, that would scare me
Johnny Damon's face on a pumpkin. And more over at Sparky.
Sparky calls Damon the Unfrozen Caveman Outfielder, by the way. That's funny, but I'm still partial to HWRNMNBSOL's comment, which dubbed him The Passion of the Centerfielder.
Posted by Charles Kuffner on October 23, 2004 to Baseball