It’s gonna be a chocolate Christmas. I’ll have a chocolate Christmas tree.
Chocolate reindeer pull a chocolate sleigh full of chocolate toys for me.
I’ll bite off chocolate Santa’s head and nibble his chocolate feet,
Wash him down with chocolate milk and go right back to sleep.And dream about chocolate ice cream and a German chocolate cake.
He knows if you’ve been bad or good so be good for chocolate’s sake.
Chocolate stars in a chocolate sky, chocolate people walking by.
I’m so happy I could cry. It’s Chocolate Christmas time.I’m talking ’bout a Chocolate Christmas,
A cha cha cha cha Chocolate Christmas,
It’s gonna be a Chocolate Christmas.
Well, it’s Chocolate Christmas time.I’m gonna decorate my chocolate house with chocolate Christmas lights.
Hang a chocolate wreath on a chocolate door and call it paradise.
Between the double chocolate brownies and a batch of chocolate fudge
I’ll be so full of chocolate that I can barely budge.But you’re standing under chocolate mistletoe,
oh now give me a little chocolate kiss.
I’ll take my chocolate fishing pole and catch a big chocolate fish.
If my chocolate wish comes true I’ll share my chocolate dreams with you.
I love chocolate. You do, too! It’s Chocolate Christmas time.I’m talking ’bout a Chocolate Christmas,
A cha cha cha cha Chocolate Christmas,
It’s gonna be a Chocolate Christmas.
Well, it’s Chocolate Christmas time.
Merry Christmas, everybody. See you all tomorrow.
(Oh, and Merry Christmas to you, too, Texans fans. Amazing how much better a quarterback David Carr is when he has an effective running game behind him, isn’t it?)