“Think about it this way: For two years, with his own party in control of Congress, Trump couldn’t get his border wall funded. Honestly, despite his own reports of being the most accomplished president ever, he didn’t get much else done either.”
An interview with the urologist who reattached John Wayne Bobbitt’s penis.
“The strange thing about getting to a place as a society where women are finally serving in significant numbers in government and breaking long-entrenched barriers in other fields is that we’re in for a lot more women disappointing us in the coming years.”
“Here’s the latest list of dildos that want to steal your personal data”.
“So that statistic caught my eye. Some background: I worked in technical recruiting, my girlfriend is a [software engineer], I’d say that about half my closest friends are women [software engineers]. This statistic was so far off their experiences and mine that I was instantly suspicious. So I dug into it.”
Why you can’t bring a mechanical pencil to the LSAT.
“Every time another headline pops up about how women are underrepresented on the charts or in music production or missing from festival lineups, we should think about the countless gatekeepers who, instead of helping women, used their positions for sexual gain at the expense of their targets.”
“Have you ever really looked at your fin, man?”
RIP, Don Newcombe, former Dodger and one of the first African-American pitchers in MLB.
“The people who applaud the lock-’em up stuff are easy to account for. The people who are harder to get are the other 10 or whatever percent who aren’t MAGA-heads but who approve of the job he’s doing.”
Get ready to start saying good-bye to Windows 7.
“It is never acceptable to use state or federal funds to discriminate based on religion.”
Let Carlton copyright “The Carlton”.
Now we need to worry about evil USB cables.
Three words: Falcon sex hats. You’re welcome.
RIP, Peter Tork, bassist for The Monkees.
“7 Scenarios for How the Mueller Probe Might ‘Wrap Up'”.
“Whenever you read about the transgender people killed in any given year, it’s in large part due to the work [Monica] Roberts does. National LGBT advocacy organizations and mainstream news outlets alike rely on her as an early source of information.”