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I’ll let Julia explain it all to you about Lynne Cheney’s hot lesbian Western bodice-ripper. I just wanted to note that I knew some people at Rice who considered it a good time to crack open a few brewskies and do dramatic readings from the pages of Penthouse Forum. Having now sampled some of Mrs. Cheney’s prose, I think her book would have made an excellent proxy for those times when the latest issue hadn’t arrived in the mail yet. Just remember that you can get totally different shades of meaning depending on whether you use the William Shatner intonation or the “In a world where…” Movie Trailer Voiceover intonation.

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4 Comments

  1. William Hughes says:

    Now, Chuck, tell the truth.

    Did you just happen to know the individuals at Rice that did dramatic readings from Penthouse Forum, or were you one those that participated in the readings?

    Inquiring minds want to know. 😉

  2. Danil says:

    Not to worry: he didn’t inhale.

  3. hamletta says:

    I once went to a party with “Forum” readings, and one attendee taught deaf children, so ours was signed for the hearing-impaired. I can still remember the signs for a coupla naughty words.

  4. Steve Bates says:

    Why did I waste so much of my time at Rice… studying?