Would somebody please make Tom DeLay a nice cup of warm milk and tuck him into bed? He’s all upset because people are being mean to him.
“I’ve never had a campaign where the entire nation has tried to destroy my name,” DeLay said. “They are going after me in the most personal and vindictive way. It’s gutter politics.”
Poor, poor baby. I don’t know why people might be acting so tacky towards him. He’s always been such a warm, bipartisan, consensus-building kind of person. I swear, you ram one excessively partisan redistricting scheme designed to oust five longtime incumbents and predetermine Congressional elections for cycles to come in an off year through the state legislature whose majority you achieved with the help of illegal corporate donations and which made it a priority over things like children’s health insurance, and some people just get all bent out of shape.
I’m so sorry, Tom. I promise to start being nicer to you just has soon as you’re home safe back in Sugar Land.