Before anyone asks…

Posted on May 18, 2004 by Charles Kuffner

Your attention, please. We do have names picked out for the baby (one of each, since there’s always that chance that the sonograms may have misrepresented certain crucial data). Though we are not currently releasing the names that are under consideration, I can state unequivocally that the newest Kuffner-to-be will NOT be named Apple. That is all.

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8 Responses to Before anyone asks…

  1. Ted Barlow says:
    May 18, 2004 at 8:59 am

    Don’t name him/her Linux, either.

  2. Kriston says:
    May 18, 2004 at 9:34 am

    Moon Unit is already taken, alas.

  3. Ginger says:
    May 18, 2004 at 9:45 am

    I think I’ve already given you my list of rules for children’s names, but if I haven’t, let me know. I bet any name Tiffany approves of meets my criteria anyway.

  4. William Hughes says:
    May 18, 2004 at 10:04 am

    I also hope that Brooklyn (David Beckham / Victoria “Posh Spice” Adams’ daughter) is out of the running. Other ones to avoid are Urine (pronounced ur-i-nee)and PsalmXIV (pronounces pissmziv) (yes, these names can be verified as being legitimate, since my brother-in-law is a doctor and was present at the birth of both of these babies. Also, please do not use Scout or Gunner.

  5. Danil says:
    May 18, 2004 at 1:05 pm

    Freja Disa….

  6. Rob Humenik says:
    May 18, 2004 at 3:59 pm

    I think Seven should be a consideration.

    I’ve also heard that Soda would be a nice name for a girl.

  7. Alexis says:
    May 18, 2004 at 5:01 pm

    My favorite thing about the Apple article you link to is that Google’s AdWords ads include a bunch of Apple ads.

    Someday NLP will be smart enough not to do things like that, and we’ll all have a little less amusement in our lives.

  8. Jim D says:
    May 18, 2004 at 9:46 pm

    Charles —

    Congratulations. I did not know y’all we’re expecting.

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