Monthly Archives: July 2003

Space wedding snag?

In our last episode, the fair maiden Ekaterina Dmitritv was issued a marriage license by Fort bend County so she could wed her handsome prince, the cosmonaut Yuri Malenchenko, who is currently orbiting the Earth in the International Space Station. … Continue reading Continue reading

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Grinding to a close…for now

There’s not much redistricting news to report on right now. Sen. Todd Staples has submitted two new maps that will get voted on in committee tomorrow, then die without debate on the floor thanks to the “unalterable opposition” of 11 … Continue reading Continue reading

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Mayoral race update

Believe it or not, there are other political stories in Texas right now, and the biggest one is the upcoming race in Houston to replace term-limited Mayor Lee Brown. There are six candidates in the race, four of whom can … Continue reading Continue reading

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Tom DeLay’s moneymaking empire

The WaPo has a nice overview of how Tom DeLay has gotten to be so powerful – in a word, money and the ability to raise oodles of it. I’ll say this for the guy – he’s the best example … Continue reading Continue reading

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Blogging does Dallas

Well, what do you know? The Dallas Morning News has a blog, a real, live Movable Type-powered blog in the style of the Corner, not some faux, imitation, not-really-blog-like thing that can be easily mocked. It’s pretty crappily implemented – … Continue reading Continue reading

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Comment problem fixed

If you tried to leave or read a comment here after about 9 PM last night, you probably saw an “Invalid Entry ID” error message. Took me long enough to figure out that Dreamhost had changed server names on me, … Continue reading Continue reading

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Bob Graham and NASCAR

As always, one of the interesting things about travel is seeing a different daily newspaper. Today’s top story in the Sun-Sentinel is about Sen. Bob Graham’s “NASCAR strategy” for winning the Democratic nomination. The NASCAR gambit, the bluegrass music, the … Continue reading Continue reading

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There is such a thing as bad publicity

Sue Bird of the Seattle Storm, one of the fresh, marketable faces of the WNBA, has a bet with a radio DJ in her town that involves…I’ll let Steve Kelley of the Seattle Times describe it: Sue Bird has agreed … Continue reading Continue reading

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I’m back

We’re back, meaning that I get to be busy unpacking, doing laundry, checking email, spending quality time with the dog, etc. Posting will be back to its usual schedule later tonight or tomorrow morning, time permitting. I see that the … Continue reading Continue reading

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The wedding tour continues

I’m off to Florida for what should be my last wedding road trip of the year. Not my last wedding, mind you – there’s one in Houston in two weeks – but the last one that requires a plane ticket. … Continue reading Continue reading

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Back to the cities

I’m about to take off to a wedding, so I don’t really have time to say much about this, but it looks like the current redistricting strategy in the Senate is to do more or less what the House did, … Continue reading Continue reading

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Morales pleads guilty

Former Texas Attorney General Dan Morales has pleaded guilty to mail fraud and filing a false tax return and will serve a four-year prison sentence. U.S. Attorney Johnny Sutton said as part of the mail fraud plea, Morales admitted backdating … Continue reading Continue reading

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Bye bye, BAMF

Houston Police Chief C.O. “BAMF” Bradford has announced his resignation in September, saying he needs to spend more time with his pregnant wife. It’s been a rough year for Bradford, and it’s hard to imagine the next mayor keeping him … Continue reading Continue reading

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New maps, get yer new maps

Two new maps wee presented in the Senate today, one by Sen. Florence Shapiro and one by Sen. Jeff Wentworth. Sen. Florence Shapiro, R-Plano, on Wednesday said the map being considered would create 18 Republican-dominated districts; 11 Democratic and three … Continue reading Continue reading

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Guess they forgot their PIN

Bandits Use Backhoe To Steal ATM SAN ANTONIO — Bandits have used a backhoe to steal an automatic teller machine from a Central Texas bank. A witness called police early Wednesday after watching two men in black using the backhoe … Continue reading Continue reading

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Weddings…In…Spaaaaaace!

Okay, not really: A woman who plans to marry a Russian cosmonaut who is currently orbiting the Earth on the International Space Station has been issued a marriage license in Fort Bend County. Close enough! Yuri Malenchenko, a member of … Continue reading Continue reading

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Howard Dean’s electability

Let’s take a few minutes and talk about Howard Dean’s chances in a general election matchup with President Bush in 2004. Everyone else seems to be talking about this (see here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here and … Continue reading Continue reading

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Late breaking blog news

“Late” in the sense that it was breaking several days ago, and I’m only just now getting around to mentioning it. I blame a combination of TS Claudette and Howell Raines, and I note that my headline is technically true. … Continue reading Continue reading

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Theater of the absurd

It’s probably taken a lot longer than it should have, but I’m finding it hard to describe what’s happening in the redistricting wars with a straight face. Let’s recap the highlights from this week: – Eleven Senators – ten Democrats … Continue reading Continue reading

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More good news for the Houston economy

The rate at which the four major mayoral candidates are spending money, the city’s econom should snap out of the doldrums any day now. The four major candidates for Houston mayor already have raised more than $5.4 million, an indication … Continue reading Continue reading

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Byron’s on the beat

Byron has all of your redistricting news today. This thing currently has more pathos and bad acting than a telenovela, without the skimpily dressed women to compensate. They’re doing this just to torture me, I’m sure of it. Byron also … Continue reading Continue reading

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I’m back!

As you can see, I’m back up, following a snafu with my webhost. Took longer than I would have liked to get resolved, but that’s not matter now. I’m back and feeling much better now. Thanks to the following for … Continue reading Continue reading

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Mister DeLay Goes To Iowa

Now that he has everything in Texas under his control, Tom DeLay is trying to settle Iowa’s hash with a “Dear Christian Friend” letter sent in conjunction with the Rev. Lou Sheldon of the Traditional Values Coalition. Charles Eicher has … Continue reading Continue reading

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The session that never ends?

You’ve got to be kidding me: AUSTIN — Lt. Gov. David Dewhurst said Tuesday that he expects Gov. Rick Perry will call another special legislative session to address congressional redistricting if a plan is not approved this session. Perry, speaking … Continue reading Continue reading

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Official DOT investigation of FAA

Here is the letter that the Inspector General for the Department of Transportation sent to Sen. Joe Lieberman in response to his request for an investigation into the FAA’s involvement in the Killer D search. I’d been unable to find … Continue reading Continue reading

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Aguirre mulling City Council run

I thought that when the trial of former HPD Captain Mark Aguirre ended in an acquittal that I wouldn’t have anything more to say about the K-Mart Kiddie Roundup. Thankfully, that’s not so: Minutes after having the infamous Kmart raid … Continue reading Continue reading

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ESPN hires Rush Limbaugh

What were they thinking? Conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh will soon be calling some signals for ESPN’s weekly football preview “Sunday NFL Countdown.” Starting in September, Limbaugh, 52, will join the show’s line-up as the “voice of the fan,” delivering … Continue reading Continue reading

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Ratliff reaction

The reaction to Sen. Bill Ratliff’s announcement that he will join 10 Democratic Senators in opposing any redistricting bill has been pretty much what you’d expect: joy from Democrats and insistence from Republicans that they ain’t dead yet. Democrats hailed … Continue reading Continue reading

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The All-Star break

So now we enter that three-day long, dark tea-time of the baseball fan’s soul known as the All-Star break. For approximately the 28th consecutive summer (not counting 1981, when the ASG was played immediately following the end of the strike), … Continue reading Continue reading

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A brief history of redistricting

Going through the Chron‘s archives in the wake of the sudden announcement that 11 Senators – enough to block a vote to suspend the rules – are “unalterably opposed” to redistricting, one can’t help but be struck by the fact … Continue reading Continue reading

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RIP, redistricting?

Holy crap, David Dewhurst is holding a press conference right now amid rumors that there are enough votes in the Senate to kill redistricting. Rumors swept the Senate floor Monday afternoon that 10 Democrats and Sen. Bill Ratliff, R-Mount Pleasant, … Continue reading Continue reading

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Donkey Meets Dean

Rob Humenik and his wife Jen attended a fundraiser for Howard Dean yesterday at which Rob valiantly but unsuccessfully tried to take Governor Dean’s coat. Go read for all the details and a few photos. Continue reading

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Bush bashing at La Raza convention

Raul Yzaguirre, the president of the National Council of La Raza strongly criticized President Bush for his “two years of neglect, disinterest and disrespect” towards Hispanics at their annual convention in Austin. Yzaguirre criticized the administration’s policies from health care … Continue reading Continue reading

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If at first you don’t succeed

Hey, here’s a great idea: Let’s crack down on illegal street racing in Houston, and this time let’s do it (this is the best part) by arresting people who are actually caught while racing illegally. Lt. Shannon Broze, who oversees … Continue reading Continue reading

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