One-liner of the day

Posted on March 15, 2003 by Charles Kuffner

The best one-liner I’ve heard today goes to Joni Electric:

The price of gas in Texas has gone so high that women who want to run
over their husbands have started carpooling.

She’ll be here all week, folks. Be sure to tip your waitrons generously.

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8 Responses to One-liner of the day

  1. Laurence Simon says:
    March 15, 2003 at 6:36 pm

    Excellent! Laughing so hard that milk is coming out of my nose!

    Now when did I drink milk last?

  2. Da Goddess says:
    March 15, 2003 at 10:31 pm

    heh….I know the feeling all too well.

  3. The People's Republic of Seabrook says:
    March 16, 2003 at 7:36 pm

    And they’re backing over them twice

    (Via Chuck Kuffner and Joni Electric) The price of gas in Texas has gone so high that women who want to run over their husbands have started carpooling….

  4. The People's Republic of Seabrook says:
    March 16, 2003 at 7:36 pm

    And they’re backing over them twice

    (Via Chuck Kuffner and Joni Electric) The price of gas in Texas has gone so high that women who want to run over their husbands have started carpooling….

  5. The People's Republic of Seabrook says:
    March 16, 2003 at 7:39 pm

    And they’re backing over them twice

    (Via Chuck Kuffner and Joni Electric) The price of gas in Texas has gone so high that women who want to run over their husbands have started carpooling….

  6. The People's Republic of Seabrook says:
    March 16, 2003 at 7:39 pm

    And they’re backing over them twice

    (Via Chuck Kuffner and Joni Electric) The price of gas in Texas has gone so high that women who want to run over their husbands have started carpooling….

  7. The People's Republic of Seabrook says:
    March 16, 2003 at 7:39 pm

    And they’re backing over them twice

    (Via Chuck Kuffner and Joni Electric) The price of gas in Texas has gone so high that women who want to run over their husbands have started carpooling….

  8. The People's Republic of Seabrook says:
    March 16, 2003 at 7:39 pm

    And they’re backing over them twice

    (Via Chuck Kuffner and Joni Electric) The price of gas in Texas has gone so high that women who want to run over their husbands have started carpooling….

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