“Aspects of America’s identity may need rethinking after COVID-19. Many of the country’s values have seemed to work against it during the pandemic. Its individualism, exceptionalism, and tendency to equate doing whatever you want with an act of resistance meant that when it came time to save lives and stay indoors, some people flocked to bars and clubs. Having internalized years of anti-terrorism messaging following 9/11, Americans resolved to not live in fear. But SARS-CoV-2 has no interest in their terror, only their cells.”
“Chain messages warning that cities will be shut down, saying martial law will be imposed, or promoting hoax preventative measures have spread far and wide in the last several weeks, not just on bulletin boards and social media, but through text messages and emails. Their original sources are unknown, and the information they pass along is usually misleading or outright wrong—just like the postal nuisance chain mail of old.”
A brief but entertaining Twitter thread about the etymology of “Triscuit”. It does not mean what you think it means.
“Build your own bagpipes out of a trash bag and record and learn to play in quarantine”.
“Walmart Was Almost Charged Criminally Over Opioids. Trump Appointees Killed the Indictment.”
“Bosses Panic-Buy Spy Software to Keep Tabs on Remote Workers”.
“Even experts who favor masking the masses say their impact on the spread of disease is likely to be modest. Many are also afraid to promote mask buying amid dire shortages at hospitals. But as the pandemic wears on, some public health experts think government messages discouraging mask wearing should shift.”
If I point you to a story with the headline Astrophysicist gets magnets stuck up nose while inventing coronavirus device, you’re going to read it, right?
Production on your favorite TV show has probably been halted due to coronavirus.
RIP, Dr. James T. Goodrich, New York neurosurgeon whose career included separating conjoined twins.
RIP, Burt Ballanfant, former Mayor of West University Place.
For Law and Order: SVU superfans. You know who you are.
“One of the craziest things about this crazy-ass show is the bad edit that it gives to Carole Baskin, making a murderer and a bona fide reality TV villain of one of the few participants who has not actually been convicted of anything murder-adjacent.”
“The captain of a nuclear aircraft carrier with more than 100 sailors infected with the coronavirus pleaded Monday with U.S. Navy officials for resources to allow isolation of his entire crew and avoid possible deaths in a situation he described as quickly deteriorating.”
Being an expert in one thing doesn’t mean you’re not a complete effing idiot in another.
“Super Bad Transmittable Contagious Awful Virus,” your new favorite COVID-19 tune.
RIP, Adam Schlesinger, Emmy winner and co-founder of the band Fountains of Wayne.
Breaking news: The governor of Georgia is an idiot.
“So Monday morning, we had our meeting and I usually try to do a camera, and when we started the meeting, I saw myself as a potato. I was so confused as to why I was a potato. Of all the things I could be, why a potato?”
RIP, Ellis Marsalis, Jr, New Orleans jazz legend and father of Wynton and Branford.
“A choir decided to go ahead with rehearsal. Now dozens of members have COVID-19 and two are dead.”
RIP, Anick Jesdanun, longtime AP technology writer.
RIP, Bill Withers, Grammy-winning singer/songwriter best known for Lean on Me.
“The Syfy Network is making all fours seasons of Battlestar Galactica available for streaming online. No registration is required.”