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Tina Benkiser thinks you’re a loser

Pink Dome picks up a quote from the conclusion of the Heflin Challenge that I had missed:

Republican Party officials praised Mr. Heflin’s efforts against what they called “illegal voting and election fraud” and called on the Legislature to take up election reform during this session.

“Unfortunately, the real losers today are the people of House District 149 and honest Texans across the state,” said GOP Chairwoman Tina Benkiser.

Funny, I don’t feel like a loser. Of course, I’m sure Tina would think I’m not an honest Texan, so I guess I’m disqualified. Maybe you ought to be having this discussion with Bev Kaufman, Paul Bettencourt, and Will Hartnett, Tina. They all seem to think that everything was on the level. But hey, maybe they’re just tools of us dishonest Democrats. We have that kind of power, you know. This whole letting you run the state thing is just part of our master plan. By the time you realize what we’re up to, it’ll be way too late. (Insert evil laughter here.)

Anyway. Any dishonest and/or loser Republicans want to comment on this?

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3 Comments

  1. Dennis says:

    as if we needed more evidence that the Texas GOP is generally a bunch of nutcases….

  2. Red Dog says:

    Tina Benkiser is an idot.

    No recount, no contest.

    She is an idot.

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