From the “Pollsters With Too Much Free Time” department

How can you tell when it’s a slow news day? When stuff like this is considered newsworthy.

A recent survey of 1,000 Americans who are at least age 50 shows that 29 percent would choose talk show host Oprah Winfrey over real estate mogul Donald Trump as their “celebrity” real estate agent.

The remaining 71 percent were too busy having sex to state a preference.

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