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I cried hot tubs of tears over you

Life sure is tough at the University of Houston these days.

In the abstract, Kathy Anzivino believes there must be some pinnacle of amenities that universities simply cannot surpass, some outer limit so far beyond the hot tubs, waterfalls and pool slides she offers at the University of Houston that even the most pampered students will never demand it and the most recruitment-crazed colleges will never consent to put it on their grounds.

She just has a hard time picturing what that might be.

“There’s got to be one, but what it is, I don’t know,” said Ms. Anzivino, director of campus recreation at the university, which opened a $53 million wellness center this year.

Beyond its immense rotunda stands a five-story climbing wall that looks as if it was transported straight from Arches National Park, while boulders and palm trees frame the leisure pools outside.

“Everyone says it looks like a resort,” she said.

Man, was I ever born too early. No wonder my UH friends are so fond of the place.

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  1. julia says:

    Tai chi and group therapy can’t be far behind.

  2. I love it when people get my musical references. 🙂

  3. bill says:

    I need lyrics!!! Anybody help me? I need— Hot tubs of tears and old fat and drunk. Thanks, Bill