“The Ultimate Playlist Of Banned Wedding Songs“, some of which are more deserving than others.
Are you ready for the ALF reboot you didn’t know you needed?
“Behold, the rise of the feel-good feel-bad story.”
This was the year that targeted phishing went mainstream.
RIP, Robert Martin, Tuskegee Airman.
Three words: Mayonnaise ice cream. Oh, hell no.
Meet the scutoid, and new shape discovered in nature.
What took them so long? Seriously.
RIP, Charlotte Rae, best known as Mrs. Garrett from The Facts of Life.
“It’s a five-year-old making mud pies and being praised for it by Fox News and a bunch of Twitter trolls. This makes it news, and thus some explanation must be ginned up.”
“One possible lesson of the many brazen, conspicuous scandals related to President Trump and others in his orbit: The U.S. government has been massively underinvesting in enforcement and prosecution of white-collar crime.”
Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg is a mensch.
Did you think that the Trump administration hates children? You don’t think it enough.
HGTV won the auction for the Brady Bunch house, outbidding Lance Bass.
“[I]f Russiagate is less an act of Cold War revival theater than a symptom of interlocking oligarchies across post-Soviet kleptocracies and the supposedly liberal West, Manafort’s career is a great way to get the background on how that all went down. Because for decades, he’s seen despots’ need for friends in the United States as his personal ticket to a lifestyle that includes, just for example, nearly a million dollars spent on carpets. Let’s take a walk through his thoroughly scummy career!”
“Luke Heimlich’s shot at professional baseball was short-lived as the Chinese Professional Baseball League terminated his contract with the Lamingo Monkeys less than a week after the former Oregon State star signed on.”
“People Trump accused of secretly taping him: Barack Obama, James Comey. People who actually secretly taped Trump:
Michael Cohen, Omarosa Manigault.”
George Tyndall and USC are the next Larry Nasser and Michigan State.
RIP, A.R. “Babe” Schwartz, Texas State Senator and champion of open beaches.
RIP, Douglas Grindstaff, Emmy Award-winning sound editor who created the iconic effects on the original Star Trek.