There are times when I do feel sorry for headline writers who struggle to avoid reaching into the Big Bag of Cliches to title certain types of news stories. This is one of those times.
Police arrested a couple they said were having sex at the Alamo on Sunday afternoon.
Kristine Nissel, 18, and Matthew Hotard, 19, were both naked from the waist down when an Alamo security officer caught them having sexual intercourse near a public viewing area, a police report said.
Several tourists saw the couple and were upset, the report said.
Both are active-duty members of the 232nd Medical Battalion and stationed at Fort Sam Houston.
Police arrested the two just before 5:30 p.m. Each was charged with public lewdness. Bond for each was set at $800.
All across the nation, nighttime news anchors are giggling and coming up with variations on “Remember the Alamo”.